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Sup with the drama? Your bf's not giving y'all attention anymore?

Its supposed to be funny but its quite serious. A co-tenant is threatening fire and brimstone on his wife if she does not reveal the real father of "his" kids. He claims they are too beautiful, while he is glaringly ugly. Truth be told, his wife too no fine like that
According to him, in his own words:
"How me, with my wowo (ugly) face go born these fine-fine (beautiful) children" and he ends it with an emphatic "GOD FORBID!"
The Children (3 of them, all girls) look very alike. As tenants we just shake head commot.
Wetin person no dey see for lagos

Why are all the ladies here jumping to the defence of their womenfolks. Accept your faults period. I'm not trying to sound sexist, but the MAN calls the shots. He married you, and put the ring on your fuc.k.ing finger to prove that. Did i just hear someone say wedding rings are ugly? And someone else said if its not diamond its coming off? Chai

look. what you do is go to the internet and disable it from yahoo new beta bla bla bla to yahoo classic. choose the 'indefinitely' option. log out and continue to enjoy yahoo on ur 4.2 . case closed!

Zap the spies!! FUC.K 'em mayne.
This shit is posted on virtually all blogs in this naija so why not on nairaland?

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But if you want to download, disconnect with mtn and connect with d german i.p's;
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All of them are port 53
May Sango blow open anybody's head that tells me not to post the i.p's openly.

Its not the mother who should wake up, its you, ppl! Wake up! Its possible. Girls get pregnant all the time wen they cuddle naked with their partners in the tub. No penetration. So why not in the pool. I can envisage a bunch of perverted pharoahs jerking off in the pool for fun. They shoot a drum of cum which swim wildly about, one eventually getting lost in the little girls stuff.

Maradona's goal is TAINTED. He was on DRUGS so he could afford to beat everyone, score, take the ball dribble backwards and score an own goal without feeling anything. FUC.K him, he was a CHEAT.

iice i think you must have choked to death on your popcorn and maybe seen "titanic" in your dream or a vision where it was boring to you.
I'm sorry but titanic is not boring at all. I dont know about overated.

MS aka Mr Stupid no 1 must you type in capital letters

@jalether,
You're a cow for comparing wrestling to films. Why dont you compare it to boxing or soccer. freak!

Pardon me for my naivety, but why do people keep on watching WWE or whateva the hell its called when they KNOW its stagemanaged. I mean people pay to watch people who have been groomed by some other people on what to do and how to act. Either me or them is missing something.

If you check the number of times last season manure got bailed out of scandalous situations by ronaldo and el apache, then you know they've got it coming

If what i read is anything to go bye, then EL APACHE has signed for mancity. Do we now have ourselves a Top-4 contender?

MrCrack-head why dont you just shut the Zap up! Fool. We know y'all miss him.

He may be a former boxer but its his wife we're talking about and she prolly knows his achilles heels. Women the world over can do and undo. RIP to him sha even tho i dont know him

Young man is your life punctuated or wat? Wats this?

Biina its obvious you're the glory hunter-in-chief here. Fixtures my foot! He he! Where were you last season when you got pummelled 5straight towards the end.
Take it easy my boy! Every body loves madrid now

Wateva

This screenshots wey una dey paste no make sense na. Paste something that'll benefit the forum. Not selfish screenshots

What i simply mean is, how many of you are into a relationship based on the "LAFS syndrome" as i'd like to put it. Does it even exist? My cousin who's wedding next saturday insists it was LAFS (altho the bobo in question is so fine that anyone could love him at first sight )
Does handsomeness/beauty play a deciding role in LAFS?

dullards

for now barca 6 madrid 2

Why do we eat rice on sundays? I knw families that eat rice only on sundays. As a kid growing up, the thoughts of a mouth-watering dish of specially prepared rice and stew waiting for me at home made me not concentrate in church

Its not like i have been looking forward to it, and is disappointed. The thing is, i have never fallen anywhere, be it in my church, a crusade, whereva.
Everyone around me falls except me. There was this incident in church where the man of God waved his hand over the area we were. Everyone, i mean EVERYONE around me (about 70-100) fell down muttering things, some crying, some outright sleeping. Me i was just left standing like a lone tree in the midst of fallen trees. I didnt know whether to fall, or run away. I was embarrased. Why am i different?

Roddick is a fool! Why the hell did he win? Huh? We all know he cant take on fed. He'll be whooped in straight sets! Something like 6-1 6-0. F*ck!

nuff said

Look, 1st of all i'm not a madrid fan. 2ndly fair-weather fans are not my friends. But i dont see why this thread should not be resurrected, disjointed or not. Madrid fans will be madrid fans and deserve a thread. This thread is aptly titled and 4 pages long, This is their thread. No need for a new one. I share their excitement, to be truthful. Real Madrid suddenly launches a vicious campaign to sign world stars. Whether u like it or not, madrid will have a MASSIVE number of fans this season. MASSIVE!
Why?A good number of Man. U fans who were CR7 shoe-shiners will defect to Madrid. 2ndly KAKA. (Just listen to the name. A massive name!) This is d opportunity some fledgling fans have been lookin for. They will only be too glad to follow Kaka to Madrid, trust nigerians . I wont be surprised if my mum (a fledgling gunner) who has had her heart repeatedly broken becomes a madrid fan. She loves kaka becos he's a born again christian. As for me, i can trade all the crude oil in naija to have ronaldo's head on a pole, but i like kaka so i'll be watching him and watching madrid (not supporting them tho)
Then you look at benz, a probable ribery and a number of other possible signings. Jesus H. Christ!
Abeg if e vex u start to support them, becos for all i care this thread will possibly surpass a 100 pages once the season gets going.

In Nigeria, of course

I dont know if its a general trend, but the three houses we have stayed in so far were run by the landlady (who prolly ate up their husbands)
And boy, Were they mean!

It pisses me off when i see ladies wearing engagement rings, sorry rings on their engagement finger when you know "nothing is going on"
Not only does it spoil show, i also think its a violation of that finger. Everybody don dey wear engagement ring. Na Wa oh!

Well i understand u sha o, but. . .
Well i dunno i've not thought of it that way