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kulyie: hahahha aunty yemisi (mumys sister is guilty of this o.its like she is even the one you are talking about.she can use her life savings to buy aso ebi,the difference is that shes a single mom and she will tell her son to go and hustle with the excuse that iya waye tie,omo naa de waye tie.if i (my aunty) was not alive,wont you read.afterall there are many people of your age without a father and mother,but they are sponsoring themselves to sit for waec.to her that aso ebi is more important than her son's education.if the boy comes to report her to me (because his mother and i are close and i talk to her about investing in her son's education she will say) aburo mi jo fimile,tiobale fagburu bi awon egbe e,kojokosile men.moti try ibiti iya tin try fun omo,but shori party yi,malo,made fi owo mi yen ra aso ebi yi se.oripe o fine (stands up to show mi while eulogizing herself in yoruba ) and all i just do is chuckle and shake my head.mani o fine pa.and she will be like joor aburo mi mofe ko shey favour fun mi,part kan wa ni oshodi,modefekajo lo,wabami we gele timawo,modefekodabi ti iya rainbow.eventually,i will codedly give money to her son to pay for his waec.thank God he is in the university.if everyone of us decided to ignore that promising young boy,my aunty will destroy his life with her carefree attitude and her obsession with show off,aso ebis and parties

aunty yii badt gan... owambe tinz.. party ni oshodi oke ti won ti ju aya bii ronke oshodi..

nothing spoil..

Hope the boy makes it wella through school lol....

kulyie: hahaha baba biola i am suspecting you are a pregnant man,aka men with huge stomach.lmao anyway in case you are which something is telling me that you are,i take God beg you,never in your life should tou wear clothes like suits,blazers,tight fitting office shirts.your kinda outfits should be buba ati sokoto,t.shirts and jeans or the islamic gowns that have a collar

nothing dey happen... ko si nkan kan

women have gotten their liberation on this object
If i see two men kissing on the street or walking nude thru the streets of San Francisco.. i will be labelled intolerant

So why do i have to hide my God given figure...

obe ni yen.. na money full inside.. nothing spoil

Noooooo... this is discrimination against pot belly
we need to form a lobby group too.. just like fat people who are now called plus size, LGBT have won their fight,
the male body disorder movement is next

this term shd be changed..

suggestions..

but seriously why shd it be the my responsibility not to be proud of my pot belly and cover it for other people not to see

khukhi: I'm watching a movie called the 1st grader which is bout an 84yr old ex Mai mai fighter who fights to get an education at the age of 80.These people would take an oath to fight the white mans regime until death. They would be captured and tortured and be forced to renounce the oath. A lot of them died instead of giving in. It just reminds of the sacrifices our elders went through for us to have the freedom that we have in this continent today.

I think we should always remember that. We should not allow the hatred and violence that collonialism has embedded in our society to thrive.


When you read through some of the posts here,you realise how disturbed we are as a people. If its not country against country,then its tribe against tribe...its out of hand.

bolded true....

alutacontinua: I think the way he wrote the write-up is not encouraging. He should put it in full paragraphs...makes it easier to read.

Back to topic, when my grandma was dying, i saw the way my mum took care of her, it wasn't easy for her but she did it out of love for her mother. As far as my parents are concerned, when the time comes, i'll do anything for them that needs to be done. I can't say for other people sha oo, cos the only propelling force to do that kind of thing is deep-rooted love and care.

Nice post aluta.. The key word being love and care

Excellent imagery... but err.. were you kunke in the story when you were growing up
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sholay2011: I completely agree wiv d OP's view. Slimyem, abeg shift jare, seems lyk u re one of d 'aso-ebi freaks'.
Please, enjoy this dialogue I drafted for the purpose of this thread:

IYA DELE: ah ah, se ko si? Hope no problem?

DELE: Rara ma. Em, it was headmaster that flogged me at skul today for not paying up school fees. He threatened us not to come to skul tomorrow except we come with it.

IYA DELE: Aww, pele omo mi. Sorry, ehn? That your headmaster is wicked oo. Doesn't he know how hard it is to get 10000 naira in this present Nigerian economy? Sorry my dear. There is no harm in you staying at home for a while. You can even use that time to rest till your father gets money. Okay? (Dele nods quickly).

IYA DELE: you can even stroll with me to farm tomorrow, okay? That's how you become a very strong man.(Dele nods.)

******NEXT DAY*******

IYA KUNLE: Ah, Iya Dele, e kasan.

IYA DELE: E kasan ma, e n le. A ma rii yin. Hope no problem?

IYA KUNLE: no problem oo. Didn't you hear that my mother died days ago?

IYA DELE: Aww...I'm so sorry. E pele. Iya agba ti ku...

IYA KUNLE: She don die be that oh.Lyf is really short. (Brings out some yards of 'ankara') Ehn...Iya Dele, this is the material we picked for the occasion.

IYA DELE: Ehn-ehn...but you've not told me the date for the burial and...

IYA KUNLEInterrupts) I have to be sure you're interested in our aso-ebi before inviting you.

IYA DELE: Of course I am...

IYA KUNLE: (smiles broadly) That's very gud. So, do you have the money now? This material in my hand shud be enof for u nd ur husband. That's 10000 naira.

IYA DELE: right now? (Iya Kunle quickly nods). Ah, o ga oo...

IYA KUNLE: And that's what everybody wud be wearing oh, Mummy Dele. 'To-match' ni lojo yen o.

IYA DELE: ah, I will buy naa. I think I have some money I've been saving inside my room. Wait for me, let me get the money. My husband and I must attend this one.

[quote author=I.Joan]CFC Fan, answer the final question ? and give reasons[/quote]all women are fearfully made

wow.. that guy was a writer

RIP

Shollypopz: Unbelievable!! No blood?! How come?

really tragic if women treat eachother like this

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nitlad: DIEGO

Baba Oyo: Life they say begins at fourty. ...as they say, and if all work and no play makes Jack a dull boy, then all work and no play surely makes Baba Oyo a dull man too !!!

I want to have a romantic get away with m y Olori somewhere around the beaches, have a weekend in a good hotel with lighted pools.....hehehe. ....inspiration Amsterdam! !

Please i want to know, is it okay to have some hair on the chest or do i clean it all off?

Which do the ladies find attractive?
Me i don't know which one ks proper o, and don't tell me to ask Iya Junior o, don't want her to.have a hint of what's about to happen.

P.S......Baba Oyo has been in a pool before, just don't know which of the chest appearance appeals more to the ladies.

Ko si arugbo ni Lagos o

as long as packiagi yin wa alright, it appeals to the ladies any time
See you enjoyed your take off point really
Did u reach Haag

[quote author=enigma_otr]It's very true that many south africans hate nigerians not only because of some few bad eggs living there-may be it is-but drawing conclusions that all nigerians are bad is just unfair. Why would someone say something like "if you know you're a nigerian, don't say hi" on a social media? Prof. Wole Soyinka was detained in south africa sometime ago. Is he also a bad guy? I don't see a south african of equal status with the professor being detained like that in nigeria. We have bad guys from other countries here too but we don't see the rest of them as bad. The south africans feel threatened by nigerians. Period! I was very young during the aparthy against black african and i never thought they deserved it. I wished i could wipe out all those bastards then, but i feel disappointed knowing these same south africans don't feel the same way.
I love mandela, i love lucky dube, i love brenda and all my precious south african friends and no amount of hate shown towards nigerian by some bad as$ south africans will change that. But to be honest, nairaland will be boring without "word" wars between people here and don't want it to stop. I come online most of the time to entertain myself by reading the comments. [/quote]good post until you spoilt it with the bolded

People viewing and waka passing lol

This is a very sensitive topic which brings an issue that few like to deal with - Impending death
It brings into stark light the realisation that some of our pursuits inlife are futile

Back to topic... for my grand pa before he died, he had a carer who worked part tikme that the fathers got for him
Some of his sons did same cleaning for him too and my old man did same once in a while

I will not be ashamed to do same for my old man when he gets there

Congrats.. women are warriors as you have seen when you were there

It is well with your famiy

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chioma134: Life's funny. Know a man who brought his daughter to the hospital,a 25yr old female. She was very anaemic and needed a blood transfusion. Father went to donate blood,and in the process it was discovered the girl was AB+ while father was O+,meaning he couldn't have fathered her. The man was too weak to talk.

YEPA!!!!!!

That will lead to pain and hate

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CFCfan: @ Shymexx: According to the Daily Mail, Mourinho will be the new CFC manager on July 1. The paper calls the deal, "a done deal". Mourinho will reportedly earn 10 million GBP ($18 million)/year; while CFC will pay the release fee of 12 million pounds to Madrid, for his services.

If this is true,, i am happy the EPL has become the HE-PL with one old codger bullying everyone

Mou shd get the title back soon then he becomes hated and obnoxious again

Wengie has become a baba ijebu chasing money

CAMEROONPRIDE: Wish u the same x1000 may your husband cheat on you and give you Aids when you refuse him sex. Go read some psychology or ask marriage counselors.they will tell u in marriage you don't mess with sex.period

Agree you dont mess with the conjugal duties in marriage but in pregnancy things get different
It does not justify you using it as an excuse to have an affair.

[quote author=c.fours]where is your proof and statistic?
as far as I know feminists tend to have higher marriage rates. they also tend to be more educated and have degrees.
educated women have higher marriage rates in general. so that may be the reason.
educated women also tend to be feminists or have feminist sympathies.[/quote]I dont have facts to back that up at the moment but feminism has generally been associated with s.exual freedoms so i will find it interesting that feminists have high marriage rates

coogar: ask simbiat abiola(MKO's first wife)
it was in her house abiola first ate "white rice". go and read his autobiography. whatever abiola became later was through her influence and she supported abiola having as many wives and as many babymommas his sëxual appetite could handle.

Granted.. Simbiat is a major exception
Moreover her son, Kola has cornered the common wealth
He does not give a damn abt his fathers other seed

She was just a nice woman or pretended to support Moshood's ways

HumbledbYGrace: @ Semuhle ur welcome darling,

@biolabee its page 40

Yes o.. i hope this atmosphere of relative peace so we can hear other prevails

coogar: what if one of his wives is actually doing well? where do people get this idea that a poor polygamist cannot get a wife that is financially out of his league?

Good point...why would a woman use her money to sponsor not only her polygamic husband but the brood of the other wife and her rival too..?!

ileobatojo: Is this a true story? Very unlikely that it will take 7 yrs for an SS person to show signs of it.


As for the woman, you want us to advice her? Lol! You've got jokes!!

I just hope this mother won't strangle the poor girl one day after she gets kicked out. She's wishing for her child to die so her husband doesn't find out? After deceiving the man so gravely for 7 yrs? What a witch!

I agree because the crisis shd have come up earlier on average

If this is true;
Implicit in the story is an acceptance she has a dark secret
Tragic but its not new under the sun really

She has to find her way round this and be prepared for the worst

He will find out one way or the other

It may not be in the next five years or ten but it will come out

if she hopes the lady goes to heaven, will she kill the doctors too...

what if the biological father shows up

#ConfuzedSef

all4naija:

What is azonto? I always see people using that term here without me having any idea of it.

Ita a dance style (mind you invented by our GH brothers and we love it!)..

Even ZA ladies love it

just watch the MTN toy and u will see the dance

coogar: there's no dilly-dallying here.....
managing wives shouldn't be a big task for men who head conglomerates with 20-150 staff members working under them.

Thats what its about.. A money matter

A poor man will manage with monogamy while a polygamic poor man has his essential expenditure doubled

coogar: "little" johnny is the only reason men live....
so what you consider little is not really little. if you want to hurt any man, speak ill of his johnny and watch him snarl at you.

men don't live long? says who?
the reason men don't live long has nothing to do with polying. there are various other factors. men actually lived long when polygamy was the fad. moses, abraham, jacob, david, etc all spent about 150 years each before they gave up the ghost!

Maybe that was then... with economic realities as they are
A poor man will die with polygamy

druid06: Ah! So you mean we've been battling for nothing

I never said it was false or otherwise
But interesting choice of words... battling

all4naija: Did you see where SA got it all wrong why carrying that puffiness around? They tend to blame others of their crimes and attack innocent people on the streets. You must agree with me there is element of harm in SA aura of puffiness. That is a negativity in this whole argument. Just imagine the topic we are addressing.

[quote author=*Semuhle*Baby*]I agree with you on that, no innocent person should be attacked whether Nigerian, Zimbabwean,somalian etc and i agree that there are some xenophobic ppl out there who attack ppl just because they are foreigners. But like i said crime is a big problem in Sa. We are all getting affected by it. This incident is not the first of its kind. The same thing happened to a German couple and a SOuth african couple. I guess when you are a foreigner you are an easier target and i still have a funny feeling that their driver was involved somehow. Lets just wait and see what happens.[/quote]wow... so all4naija can have a convo like this...

Jah be praised

dancing azonto...

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