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ChangeIsCostant:
Kenyan soldiers have been hailed after assisting a thirsty buffalo in the midst of the severe drought the country is suffering. The soldiers decided to help the animal, and some in the team took pictures of the moment. The images have melted many hearts of online users after they were shared on the Army's twitter account....

Source; http://www.nationalhelm.net/2017/04/see-what-brave-kenyan-soldiers-did.html

naija version would have been,KILL AND EAT. Pot,firewood ,pepper and onion senators are always on standby

ChangeIsCostant:
Kenyan soldiers have been hailed after assisting a thirsty buffalo in the midst of the severe drought the country is suffering. The soldiers decided to help the animal, and some in the team took pictures of the moment. The images have melted many hearts of online users after they were shared on the Army's twitter account....

Source; http://www.nationalhelm.net/2017/04/see-what-brave-kenyan-soldiers-did.html

naija version of this story would have been,KILL AND EAT!

Towncrier247:
Photos and video footage of a pastor who allegedly sleeps with his church members have gone viral (with nearly 40,000 shares) after they were posted online yesterday. According to a Facebook user, Bidlin, the mother and brother of the girl in the footage passed out after they saw the pastor enjoying himself with her...

See more details below;

http://www.newseveryhour.com/2017/04/pastor-caught-on-camera-having-hot-fun.html

all I know is that there are so much to this. all programmed

vedaxcool:
GEJ failure was sooo massive it destroyed our economy and finished off PDP

and PMB is a huge success and our economy is healthier now than ever. You are under influence of something,I bet

QuotaSystem:
This beautiful thread has pulled me out of my hiatus.

If not the confused, dead and buried PDP, what party looks up to the architect of its problem for the solution to that problem?

Since the otueke drunkard ruined the internal democracy of the devilish party by choosing to run in 2011 (northern slot) and imposing himself as the party's candidate without duly conducted primaries, the party has never been the same again.

In fact Shiaman Sherriff should have planted a sharp knock on jonathan's periwinkle clogged head before walking out on him.

ogbeni,have you ever reasoned about a drunkard that is greater and more influential than every one not just in your family before and now but greater than everyone in your village put together,quadrupled and doubled. in short this drunkard far better than you all. Don't forget ,you have no address

vedaxcool:
GEJ failure was sooo massive it destroyed our economy and finished off PDP

oga, I believe there isn't a gun to your head that you must comment. When there is nothing to say,walk away and leave some doubts

IpobExposed:
Oga live that thing this man. This is how IPOB terrorist group will say they shot unarmed protesters they will not tell u how they do protest with deadly weapons like in this video evidence below.


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OMZLgGWES50

Also how IPOB terrorist group will say they don't fight with police but the video evidence below proves that IPOB terrorist groups went to My3 police station to burn it down.


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5HKcfVgQwX0

They should stop hiding things and tell us what the woman did.

So we can type RIP if she deserves it because our men are trained.

And Ipobreacriminals


Sai Baba

your madness has no cure

Ezenwammadu:
When will you be cured of your arrant stupidity

insanity,please

mrmrmister:
Where are those clowns who claim they can perform miracles?

mrmrmister:
Where are those clowns who claim they can perform miracles?

mrmrmister:
Where are those clowns who claim they can perform miracles?

must you always curse yourself?[s]

mrmrmister:
Where are those clowns who claim they can perform miracles?

mrmrmister:
Where are those clowns who claim they can perform miracles?

mrmrmister:
Where are those clowns who claim they can perform miracles?

must you always curse yourself?[/s]

mrmrmister:
Where are those clowns who claim they can perform miracles?

mrmrmister:
Where are those clowns who claim they can perform miracles?

mrmrmister:
Where are those clowns who claim they can perform miracles?

must you always curse yourself?

mrmrmister:
Where are those clowns who claim they can perform miracles?

mrmrmister:
Where are those clowns who claim they can perform miracles?

mrmrmister:
Where are those clowns who claim they can perform miracles?

must you always curse yourself?

kadreeG7:
k

when real truth come outside, dumb wishes and enemies of progress on NL come with comments like,k T ,L,E.. attempting to fly without wings

SalamRushdie:
I bet he is more articulate and more Intelligent than you are ..He is even physically stronger and richer than you , he is more travelled and learned than you are ...A simple check on Google will show he has made more impact on the earth than anyone in Ur lineage but yet you think you are better than him oh boy don't you think you rate yourself above what you really are ? that make you a megalomaniac oo

Una go dey run una mouth dey shout epic epic. make Una come see papa EPIC reply o!

ncesso75:
He somehow doesn't look like a pastor

he should look as poor as you eh? your freedom no be here o

ObikeNkem:
We Igbos support Apostle John Suleman. Apostle Suleman is greater than all Igbo men both dead and alive.

Suleman is greater than ojukwu
Suleman is greater than chinua achebe
Suleman is greater than nnamdi azikiwe
Suleman is greater than nnamdi kanu

the madman is off the chain again

Aufbauh:
Apoosu, shaebi you don the kit up again?
Na this kain dressing dem Otobos the see wher dem dey hold onto you until you deliver the deliverables' both in kind and in cash.

Mr otobo,

sarrki:
That didn't change the fact that he's a fraudulent god of men

A 3some pastor

go and die

ObikeNkem:
We Igbos suipport Mike Ozekhome.
Ozekhome is greater than ojukwu. Ozekhome is greater than chinua achebe Ozekhome is greater than nnamdi azikiwe Ozekhome is greater than nnamdi kanu

this mad yoruba man is here again

ipobarecriminals:
all those mushroom pastor self

if winners' is mushroom by your examination,then you need some help

Likei:
most pastors are not really Christ like, they are in the church business for money.

thank God you said Christ- like,not Christ

MrEgbegbe:

The Northern leaders are just useless and worthless

The North have produced like 5 Nigerian Presidents yet they have the highest rate of unemployment, starvation, terrorism, disease, illiteracy

We don't ask them to do anything for other tribe in Nigeria, what we want is for them to take care of their tribe, develop their tribe, bring their tribe to light, build infrastructure in their tribe

And the sad thing is that all of these brainless Northerners still support and stand firm for APC and Buhari

this is just meningitis o! God please,may ebola never again know where Nigeria is located in the world map in a time like this with this crop of leaders we have now

KevinDein:
You are probably new on this forum.
On this forum, lending your support to acts of immoralities will earn you loads of likes, no matter how dumb the post may be.

people are seeking for validation for their immoral ways; and sadly, they are in the majority.

It's a sick world, bro

my brother! God help us,the world is getting boring for me. Even the video scenes of the noise they make tagged music is infested with nude,sexual explicit scene. this is totally unafrican

IpobExposed:
All the people that will be insulting Davido if they had the opportunity they would be worse.
You can only abuse him if you are in his shoes (famous and rich) and don't womanize.


In other news Buhari please continue your good works.
We the whole of Nairaland wish to say God bless u Buhari

the loads of likes gracing this comment would show how far our youths have deviated from the right track and sane sense of judgement. Help is seriously needed

IpobExposed:
All the people that will be insulting Davido if they had the opportunity they would be worse.
You can only abuse him if you are in his shoes (famous and rich) and don't womanize.


In other news Buhari please continue your good works.
We the whole of Nairaland wish to say God bless u Buhari

think something is wrong here

amoduganja:
d

i think something is wrong here

busco59:
When it come to registration processes I will advice you to go for chrome, because I have done several registration processes on the above listed apps and I think chrome browser is the best.
But for efficient browsing and download UC browser all the way, but when I gat a limited data opera comes to play.

saving pages offline make opera mini great

zionmade:
My brother i will comment on ur post
Pastor Ibiyeome did nothing wrong.
Reason being dat: kemi is not a Christian and d bible only says dnt take ur brother to court. Dat means it will be wrong for pst David to do dat if d lady was a Christian.
Remember wat is happening to apostle Suleiman do u know how many souls dat must have been lost because of dat. If Kemi succeeds in diverting d pastor's attention into defending himself even though he did nothing do u know how d matter will excavate and how many souls will be lost?
Sometimes we need to shut d devil's vessel

dont mind these hypocrites posting what they like. When that mad she -dog was off the leash running her mouth,he didnt post a piece of advice for her. Now you want him to fold his hands and become another Suleman you will feast on.

YoungB1a:
Why I Begged Apostle Suleman - Stephanie Otobo's Mother



source:

http://www.premiumtimesng.com/news/headlines/227679-interview-i-begged-apostle-suleman-stephanie-otobos-mother.html

for all Otobo boys and men on NL,una own apology go be for market place. I hate destroying peoples' image for nothing as it is now our lifestyle in nigeria. It attracts curses because if it ends untrue, you cant get those you slandered one's image in their presence to correct it. They are gone with the person's nasty image as you kept it. Moreover,touch not my anoited and do my prophet no harm is not a joke. If talk one kind thing now,they will ban as before

MrRichy:
summary pls..

you want summary because its not going your way. Evil generation

Youngadvocate:
Philip Emeagwali has been listed as amongst the top 10 most intelligent people in the world, having the acclaimed IQ of 190.

Philip Emeagwali, of course, is a renowed and world-acclaimed engineer, mathematician, computer scientist and geologist who was one of two winners of the 1989 Gordon Bell Prize, a prize from the IEEE, for his use of a Connection Machine supercomputer to help detect petroleum fields.

He has the 9th slot directly below Marilyn vos Savant, 8th with verified IQ of 190 and directly above 10th placed Garry Kasparov who is alleged to have an IQ of 190.

The Igbo-born Nigerian is credited for inventing a formula that allows supercomputers powered by thousands of processors to perform billions of calculations per second, a discovery that made international headlines and inspired the reinvention of supercomputers.

The supercomputer comprises of thousands of networked computers and the Internet also comprises of millions of networked computers. The supercomputer spawned the Internet.

Emeagwali’s 1970s hypothesis on 64,000 networked computers around the Earth led to his programming of 64,000 processors inside a big box to perform 3.1 billion calculations per second, a world record in 1989. For the latter achievement, he won the 1989 Gordon Bell Prize, which is the “Nobel prize of supercomputing.”

http://igbobia.com/?q=philip-emeagwali-among-the-top-10-most-intelligent-people-in-the-world-with-190-iq.html

Lalasticlala

when great post like this is upon us, what you see all the witches and enemies progress on NL commenting would be, A, K, T

UltraLeslie1:
More cluelessness on display. What's the correlation between academic results and leadership skills?

Was it not same President that made the famous dumb statement: " America will know" when asked about stolen money from his own bank?

Was it not same cluelessness that made the former President mandated drivers to renew their driver's licence even when majority drivers had the previous licence still running, having not expired?

Was it not same President that lost control of his adminstration to His wife, Desiani, Odua, Ete and co?

Only in Nigeria do we value paper academics

oga SHOTUP! I say SHOTUP. If he hasnt it ,same you will be up here heating it up like Dino's. I can see Nigerians always like to have things to talk about

Bashirfuntua:
leadership F9

for your mind. You they talk because ebola left you. You are getting A1 leadership quality now,abi? Mtshew,nigerians our expectation is not of human