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FamilyRe: My 5 yr old Cousin Behaves like Ancestor by Bishop404: 2:43pm On Oct 18, 2022
[=Sucre6 post=]I believe in reincarnation because I have one in my family no jokes, my mum died when I was little, and when my brother got married, his 4th kid was a girl child, and she has an exact resemblance of my mum right from day one, when she started talking fluently and walking, she will always smile at me and always want me to carry her, she will be asking me scary questions, imagine this little kid of 5 years old saw me one day, she smile at me and said, Tochi you have grown to be a very handsome man, u don't know how proud this makes me

Jeez, I felt a cold shiver down my spine, I was motionless for about 30 seconds, she just behaves like my mum exactly, she would always ask his parents to call me when she wants to speak to me, and guess what, this little girl calls me by my name, and all his older siblings calls me uncle.

We call her mama, that's her nickname because of her resemblance and attitude like our mum, anytime I mistakenly calls her by her name, she will frown at me and say
Please stop calling me that, call me mama

This girl freaks me out, including her parents, and I love her so much, she don't care about what normal kids of her age cares about, I remember last Christmas she told her parent that she doesn't want new cloths for Christmas, that she is okay with the ones she has, then she knew that her dad was broke, because they got his cars seized at the whoff, but the rest kids don't care.

Guys reincarnation is fvckingly real[/quote]Reincarnation is absolutely real bro
PoliticsRe: Peter Obi Slams Tinubu, Says 2023 Presidency Is Not The Turn Of Anybody by Bishop404: 11:16am On Sep 14, 2022
Mirror break eye rest... Table leg don scatter
Foreign AffairsRe: Twitter Deletes Uju Anya's Tweet Wishing Queen Elizabeth II Excruciating’ Death‘ by Bishop404: 10:20pm On Sep 09, 2022
haconjy


That woman called prof needs to be punished for saying such thing.

You accused queen because of Nigeria then leader stupidity. What would she had done?

I love Igbo so much in fact Igbo is my second home but that does not mean that Queen should be accused of Awolowo and others' greediness.

And why cant prof wish Buhari,
The then US President death, and many other influential presidents death only because of Biafra.

She should be sent back to Nigeria fast.

Respect that Queen. She is different from your gods in Africa here.

Don't mind my English, understand the point.[/quote]Have you seen twitts from the Irish people... Go and see more horrifying comments then you will understand why uju is angry
CelebritiesRe: Wizkid Dances Happily After Collecting A Plate Of Food At An Event by Bishop404: 11:00am On Sep 02, 2022
greypencils Your girlfriend she wan do me do me' like a joke, Wiz stormed the scene talking pretty big for someone his size. Like a joke he eclipsed all expectations that people had of him.


Like a joke, Davido said he was bigger than DBanj, Tuface and PSquare. He said so while riding on the success of just one album. Like a joke, he indeed became bigger than them and is currently among the top three in Africa.


BurnaBoy in a radio interview in 2013 said his sound was different and he was the very best among all musicians. Today, he is the biggest with a grammy to his name.


What are you saying about yourself? Forget about who you are now and what you are passing through NOW. Dare to have big dreams and speak positivity constantly. Say good things about yourself irrespective of the situation. Your dreams will come true. You and I will make it in this life. We will. Believe it.



God bless you...
RomanceRe: My Experience With Older Woman by Bishop404: 10:37am On Sep 02, 2022
Boogyman557 post=116267579]Holly Gram cool Older woman, hmm...


Although I never date older women b4 but I don NACK them well well for ASHAWOO house..


The first day wey I NACK one...


As I reach the ASHAWOO house, no young girls for there, na only old MAMA them full der..


Chai and my PREEK don already stand like STANDING fan, I need NACK one PESIN..


NaSo I see one fine sweet mature woman just de come out from room, NaSo I rush her..


me n her JAZZ in room.. I pay her 5h, she talk say make I add another 5h making it 1k so dat she go SUK my PREEK..


NaSo I add d 5h.. she begin SUUK my PREEK...


I SWEAR DOWN that woman sweet oooo...


The NACKING wey I NACK her dat day.. NaSo she de SHOUT..


TOTTO just de make noise, ikpaka ikpaka ikpaka ikpaka ikpaka ikpaka ikpaka..


LITE UP my WEED in peace


WTF MAN![/quote]Baddest nigga
FamilyRe: How I Spend My 63k Monthly Salary Yet I Am Tagged A Bad Boyfriend by Bishop404: 8:08pm On Aug 26, 2022
I'm suspecting that ur baby mama for hiding the child away from you... When everything have died down try do DNA test e get why... My guy na man you be oh... Ur face show n ur shoe shine
FamilyRe: Is It Advisable To Marry A Man Earning 100k In This Present Economy. Ur Sincere by Bishop404: 6:57pm On Aug 24, 2022
Sister when don reach menopause still dey make yanga.... Nor worry na old papa go come marry you... I see that guy marrying ur close friend cos u nor get sense
Christianity EtcRe: Pastor Spraying “Holy Water” & Praying For A Liquor Store (Pix) by Bishop404: 12:59pm On Aug 24, 2022
it's never a sin.... Jesus Christ turned water into wine
PoliticsRe: Who Are These Obidients? They Are EVERYWHERE — Femi Fani-Kayode by Bishop404: 9:52am On Aug 24, 2022
There's a plot to eliminate Peter obi please share this message

PoliticsRe: How EndSARS Protest May Shape Outcome Of 2023 Presidential Election by Bishop404: 8:00am On Aug 10, 2022
RichDad1:
PDP and their mobs created that Lekki mascara lies just for political gains.
Unfortunately, for PDP the monster they made has reinvented itself as choose another path. Instead of shouting Atikulated, they’re now obi-dents cheesy
Keep supporting evil because of the peanuts you're being paid
PoliticsRe: 2023 Elections: Ban On Political Campaigns Still In Force, INEC Warns Parties by Bishop404: 2:55pm On Aug 02, 2022
[ATLIEN2027 ]Obi diots will automatically claim that the election was rigged once their pandora lying Obi- tuary China man fails to win a single state. Just wait and see.
They will start calling Nigeria "ZOO" again and start promoting their Biafuro agenda.
PRESIDENT BOLA HAMED TINUBU will know how to deal with these IPIG terrorists better th

an Buhari ever did.[/quote]Can't you campaign for your candidate without spilling rubbish.... Grow up
RomanceRe: Couple Got Married With Only 2 Guests, Bought Food At Nearby Eatery (Pix, Video) by Bishop404: 1:04pm On Aug 01, 2022
Rich people don make noise only broke gals like you do quote author=Jennyclay post=115266233]I can see your Fever has gotten to another level and just like your moniker says, it's only the Lord that can save you.

If you're looking for a cheap wedding, then go to your village and marry a cheap girl who would settle down for less and cheap man like you. Please don't come here and pour your frustration on me... Abi am I the cause of your Brokeness? Abeg oo!!

Please don't you ever quote me again in your life else you won't like the way I would give it to you Hot Hot.

Nonsense!!![/quote]
RomanceRe: Couple Got Married With Only 2 Guests, Bought Food At Nearby Eatery (Pix, Video) by Bishop404: 12:59pm On Aug 01, 2022
You just murdered this young mannerless lady
SaveMeLord:
I'm well trained and well-mannered

No you are not. You are very ill-mannered. I'm not a prophet to know that guys that have met with you suddenly ghost you and don't want to have anything to do with you because of your mannerlessness and habit of broke-shaming men that are obviously doing better than you in life.

I'm a graduate with a good job and also do business

Graduate of which school because you don't sound like one. Good job indeed. Your type can never do business. Money conscious girls like you never excel in business because of your materialism and your trying to prove unnecessary point to people that don't care about your ass undecided

I cook so we'll

No you can't cook nothing. Mouthy ladies and money conscious ladies like you can't cook nada and are always lazy to cook. Fastfood is your second name and if you finally get married you'll cajole your husband to hire a maid or chef to handle cooking

I'm God fearing

No you are not God fearing. You are feared by God because of the iniquity you bask in and the spirit of mammon that you worship. I'm just very sure you'll miss your God given husband because he might not have the kind of stupendous wealth you seek.

I'm a lovely and happy person

No you are not. You are gradually becoming a bitter and vile woman because that fantasy rich and wealthy man you fantasize about will never come your way and your clock is ticking "tik-tok, tik tok" and the more your clock ticks the more bitter and vile you become. Broke shaming men that approach you and want to date you because your "fantasy billionaire husband is not coming through". Very soon you'll be more bitter than that new entry evening Newspaper called siofra. She'll make you the regional supervisor of Nairaland evening Newspaper association of Nigeria. Continue in your folly
PoliticsRe: Senators Threaten To Impeach Buhari Over Insecurity by Bishop404: 8:20am On Jul 27, 2022
MNK was right all along... Bubu died in 2017 but we didn't believe him... Dat guy in aso villa is an imposter
PoliticsRe: INEC CVR Update: Quarter 4, WK 15 As At 7am, Monday 25th July 2022 by Bishop404: 1:28pm On Jul 26, 2022
My question is do people struggle to do their PVC's in the north? cos down south it's a complete struggle.

CrimeRe: Bishop Lamor Whitehead Robbed At Gunpoint While Delivering Sermon On Livestream by Bishop404: 8:43am On Jul 26, 2022
teebaxy:
Locationhuh What sort of journalism is this?
It's New York City US
TV/MoviesRe: Profile Of Christy O, Bbnaija Season 7 Housemate by Bishop404: 7:17pm On Jul 25, 2022
so no news for naija again abi, we nor go hear word again bcoz of this useless BBN show
FoodRe: What Food Taste Better The Next Day -. Photo by Bishop404: 6:40pm On Jul 25, 2022
ideaz:
Urhobo banga soup. The longer it stays, the ticker and s
weeter.
You head get oil... Sweet banga soup
PoliticsRe: Port Harcourt Refinery Begins Refining Of 60,000 Barrels Per Day In 2023 by Bishop404: 9:36am On Jul 24, 2022
Apc and lies are like agbado n cassava ���
CrimeRe: Guys Be careful, Ladies Also Use Their Boyfriends For Rituals !!! (GRAPHIC) by Bishop404: 11:28am On Feb 15, 2022
08062196073 please I need that video... thanks
PoliticsRe: Zulum: Boko Haram Will Vanish Before Buhari Hands Over In 2023 by Bishop404: 7:55am On Feb 11, 2022
kCatalyst602:
I finally found a place where I can meet and date beautiful Ghana girls
............
please I need that link
SportsRe: Chelsea Come From Two Down To Draw Liverpool In Thriller by Bishop404: 7:45am On Jan 03, 2022
Ojikutumomiage:
IG with 50k followers?
how much do you sell?
FamilyRe: I Am Scared! My Wedding Is This Month & I Haven't Told My Fiancé About My 3 Kids by Bishop404: 5:37pm On Nov 12, 2021
after God fear women
HealthRe: I Can't Sleep At Night Please What Can I Do by Bishop404: 8:09am On Oct 29, 2021
buy secret gold and drink and thank me later

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