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Ebubechuwku:
Person dey give u wahala like this, you still dey shout without hurting the relationship.. if you truly you want your peace, tell him you cant cope with his long stay again, that you need your your space..

And if he doesn't listen, Eject him... you know what that means..

Tell him your relatives are coming to visit you next week, you can say ur mum or your sisters.

FuckAllTheMODs:
Oga calm down, I upgraded my account one time like that and they never asked me such question. It depends, some bankers may not ask and they will use previous details to do the upgrading or use a random description for that as long as you present a nepa bill.
Though I was a Corp member then.

I think they now use utility(nepa) bills in place of that.

So stop money-shaming him.

The standard procedure is for the banker to go and do the visitation herself from the address in your nepa bill, you were not asked because they went to your House or sent a vendor there. A lazy banker will ask you to describe the house for him and fill whatever you tell him

DoggoneDogg:
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Go & repay your loan & stop embarrassing yourself here abeg

A simple google search will have stop you from repeatedly embarrassing yourself in public, your reply clearly show you don't have a standard savings account, talk much of a current account, try and open one, then you will no what we are talking about. No need wasting my time on you, it is clear you are still a kid cos of your reply

DoggoneDogg:
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House visitation was conducted on your account?

Yes sir

DoggoneDogg:





House visitation was conducted for your bank accounts?

You are still a kid bro, grow up and stop embarrassing yourself in public, any standard account in Nigeria must have house visitation, it is called KYC (know your customer).

It is a must for tier 2 account upward. Maybe you are still using those accounts that don't require any ID card before opening (ie tier 1)

DoggoneDogg:


Except he is applying for a loan, a bank has no business knowing the colour of your gate or doing house verification.

Your hard-earned money is with them so if anything, it is the customer that should be asking for their MD's exact house address incase they run away with his money.

Stop posting ignorance on a public forum.

How old are u, are you sure you have a standard account or you are still using a student account

Bekind123:
Are you kidding me? Scan read day of fertilization? How did you come about this?

Did you know at times fertilization occur 3 days after intercourse. A woman can still get pregnant after having sex three days to her ovulation because sperm can still survive up to three days, and for those, shouting 14 days ovulation, there are people that have less than 28 days menstrual cycle, some 30 days while some are not regular at all. And this people with irregular cycle can't calculate their actual ovulation time.

The only option for this guy is DNA since he doesn't want to accept the scan result.

You are totally wrong, please talk to a medical personnel, scan read age of foetus or size/length of foetus, not LMP

Slimslimqq:
lol, he's a nigerian

South east and south south the first son own everything in the absence of a will or the father sharing the property orally when he is alive, south west, the house is shared equally among the children both male and female.

But as far as the mum is alive, she have a right to live in her husband house till infinity

SLAP44:
Neco is writing mathematics today and yet Igboland is completely locked down. All children are currently writing their exams in peace as the sit at home is voluntary. Those who chose to sit are doing so for the respect of IPOB.

You have forgetting some students school are not trekkable, I wonder how they will get to class when their is no means of transport

SLAP44:
Just name the date and we will all sit at home. We helped you during June 12 riots.

A good day will be the day neco will write English, what do you think, oga, you guys are doing yourself

Someone7:
Oga doctors calculate pregnancy in weeks not months. They calculate from the 1st day of her last period and not from the day you had sex which could be up to 3 weeks before you had sex. So they literally backdate the pregnancy date. At least learn the science before you do the thing.

Congratulations. You're going to be a father

Scan read day of fertilization and size of the baby, not last menstruation period

wumi2017:
D number u re trying to call is not available pls try again later

Let do this in email

wumi2017:
Am unavailable sir

We are all available, give it a try

wumi2017:
Sup

Let connect

wumi2017:
Hunmmm

Wumi

He should send his HK address to his mum, let her come and pick him, it works Everytime, dey no born d chairman well make he no release the guy once the mama show up

MrOposter:
It's a bit lengthy pls bear with me

I met a lady through 2go in 2014. I asked her out online and she accepted, weeks later, we met one weekend and had sex on the first day! The sex wasn't great, I stopped half way and went to shower. The following day I snooped and discovered that she already have a boyfriend and the guy is in the same school with her. I dissolved everything between us and left for my lodge (I was schooling too but in another school but same state)

She didn't call to apologise and I also locked up. Fast forward 6 month later, she messaged me on Facebook that she was 7 months pregnant. I did my calculations and Instantly knew something was wrong somewhere. I denied being the father, she went on my friend list and dug up my my uncle's profile and chatted him about the pregnancy. My uncle messaged me

Calm me down and request I go see the baby with my parent. We went to her parent house, saw the baby immediately started investigating about dna test. I was humbled by the price of the dna test (200k as at then) because there is no way I was going to raise that kind of money while in school.

Long story short, my parent and I have been taking care of the baby ever since then, I finished school around 2017, travelled out of the country almost immediately after graduation and assumed responsibility on my own.

I came back late 2019, I requested we do a dna test upon my arrival. I went straight up to a known diagnostic center and made enquiries of the price and what to bring before the dna test will be done..

I was told to bring any official means of identification for myself, the birth certificate of the baby and the mother will also have a means of identification too and she will also be present to sign the consent form.

I told her about the requirements and ask her if she had any means of identification herself. She said No! I went back to the diagnostic centre and told them if there is any substitute, they said she can present her NIN slip. I told her immediately to get the NIN slip, days later she told me there were too much people on the queue and that she can't continue to waste her time endlessly. We went back and forth about the NIN slip till the whole of 2020 ended.

The beginning of this year I told her that I'll stop giving her money for the baby's upkeep if she can't provide the NIN slip. With as low as 2500 she can get hers from the local shops.

She called and called for me to send her money for the first 3 months of this year. I didn't budge. I kept to my words. No dna test, no money. School fees time came, she called, I was forced to go back to the diagnostic center this April and pleaded if there is a way we could do the dna test without requesting any form of identification from the mother of the child. They called the head office in lag and told me that we can do the test without the mum's mode of identification. I was elated and called her to bring the baby with her on the 5th of April (Easter Monday) to the my shop, then from there we will go to the diagnostic center. She said OK.

I waited for her to bring the child over, she didn't. She called me 3 days after saying that she went for a church program. I was furious. I told her to show bring the baby the following day (Thursday) she said she will come. Again she refuse to show up. She called 5 days later to tell me that she's sorry. I ended the call and told her that she isn't serious.

She rang me days ago to tell me that the baby is not feeling too well and that she want to see me, she urge me to pls send her something to take the baby to the hospital for treatment.

I'm in a dilemma, I don't know how to go about this. It's obvious that she is deliberately not allowing me to go for the dna test and I don't want to be a deadbeat dad either.

How do I lure her to go for the test? I don't want my daughter to have a bad perception about me that I wasn't there through her childhood (if eventually she turn out to be mine).

Help!

This is simple na, tell her to come with the baby that you want to take the child to the hospital yourself, then you guys go to the lab from the hospital

You can do traditional, court then do Thanksgiving in church,

MaDaRa01:
Whats wrong with mark and the entire fb team.... disabling account anyhow, i cant even remember any of my account they've disabled, some not up yo 3 days old (new account)
..

Now i open a new Gmail (with my real name) using anew phone number... i used the gmail to open a new fb acct.. they send me code to verify before i verify it, boom, they've disabled the account....


what nonsense?
which kain oppression be dis sef??

abi make we Africa go create our own fb sef

Your ip have be flag

vedaxcool:
This pic will send many to their early graves. Admin urgently bring this thread down, save some lives please.

The picture is fake, it is old campaign picture

Bossose:
[/color]After carefully going through the previous thread and reading the mentions, I have formed the opinion (s) that

chumaZ is a loosed person in nature and was wrong for sleeping with his supposed "besties" GF. As for the rape, he didn't do that. it's a LIE and an EMOTIONAL BLACKMAIL used by the said GF. Nevertheless, Offorken was wrong and stupid for attacking his friend over a girl.

Offorken is definitely heart broken that his own friend slept with his GF but still, his acrions by threatening and making an attempt on his friends life EXPOSES the kind of person he is. he is WICKED AND HEARTLESS AND A SIMP AS WELL. If Offorken does not handle this issue as a reasonable man, he will either KILL OR BE KILLED either ways, it will end bad for him.

CHOOSE YOUR FRIENDS WISELY. STAY AWAY FROM HOT TEMPERED PEOPLE.[color=#770077]

You miss out the part that all the three friends are all cultist

socialmediaman:
Colonial Pipeline Co. is a privately held company based in Alpharetta, Georgia. Government has limited control over privately owned companies. It’s a free country

https://www.google.com/amp/s/www.wsj.com/amp/articles/why-the-colonial-pipeline-shutdown-is-causing-gasoline-shortages-11620898203

"Typically that's a private sector decision," Anne Neuberger, deputy national security advisor for cyber and emerging technologies, told reporters at the White House when asked about the ransom payment.

https://www.google.com/amp/s/www.cnbc.com/amp/2021/05/13/colonial-pipeline-paid-ransom-to-hackers-source-says.html

Stop this your rubbish, a US company on a US soil pay ransom because all govt agencies couldn't do shit about the situation, do you think they paid that ransom without getting clearance from govt

He does not want to return your caution fee and also want you to repair any damage to the building, that's not cool

Dejavu44:
This doesn't work in Naija, institutions are weak. Unless ur Landlord na small boy. You go find Landlord tire

No bro, the odds favor the tenant, exiting someone from an apartment is hard, throwing someone things out is a big offence, no matter who the landlord is, a small lawyer go just use the landlord shine

TPound:
10k or 20k because of 5k levy?!!

Is this penny wise or pound stupid?

Go and read her comments again, it is not 5k levy, a landlord gave estate security 5k to throw a tenant out

cchub:
Landlord or landlady, just hope to get one wey get Joy. Not the type that'll pay estate security 5k to throw your load out

Nobody can do this, if anyone try this with you, get a lawyer pay he like 10k to 20k, he will handle the issue for u

faceland:
Just art...

I have other secret blogs for education, news in broken English. But my main focus and content is my art/drawing.

Do youtube and onlyfan you can be doing tutorial on how to draw

Waiting for tinubu to pay a courtesy visit and donate

My guy, cut soap for me and forget this your story for the gods

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askings:
I have told her but she still insisted

If u can afford it, why not tell her you will take care of the transport fare

ivolt:
Those aren't hoodlums, they are the remnants of the peaceful protesters energised by anarchists. They are preparing for the coming looting and burning events. Lagos seems to not know the security damage that have been inflicted on the state. It takes time but everyone will feel it.

They are mobile, which the lagos State govt have legalized, they are asking for settle before any work can be carry out by the fire service