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NYSCRe: Do Corpers In Abuja Recieve State Allawee by bishopjoe02(op): 10:13pm On Jun 19, 2013
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NYSCRe: Do Corpers In Abuja Recieve State Allawee by bishopjoe02(op):
dasparrow: Abuja does not pay any state alawee. All you get is the federal alawee and whatever your employer at your primary place of assignment chooses to give you if any. The banks also charge 250 Naira each month for NYSC bank account maintenance where your alawee will be paid into. So, 19,800 - 250 = 19,550 is your take home pay.
thks bro,
i undastand most corpers r nw postd to sch, nd these schls r own by govt, so i doubt if they cn b able to pay any reasonable amount.
That mean abuja is nt a gud place to serve cos tinx r too xpensive nd u av to depend on fed allawee only
Car TalkMost Fuel Efficient Cars – Best Fuel Mileage Cars 2013 by bishopjoe02(op): 11:37am On Jun 19, 2013
Best fuel Mileage Cars from 2012-2013: Top 5 List

1. 2012 Toyota Prius
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51 City/48 Hwy (50 Avg.), Base Price: $24,000.
1.8-liter, with 4-Cylinder engine and 134 hp, 0-60 mph in 9.8 secs. The most fuel efficient car on the market is the Toyota Prius, also the most demanding car in the U.S. A small sedan, but roomy enough for 5 and it is perfect for those that drive over 100 miles a day to work. The 3rd Generation Toyota Prius model is on sale since 2009 and currently available for purchase at most Toyota dealers. Also available are the Prius C (53 City/46 Hwy, Starting at: $18,950) and the Prius V (44 City/40 hwy, Starting at $26,400).

2. 2012 Honda Civic Hybrid:
44 City/44 Hwy (44 Avg.), Base Price: $24,050. 1.3-liter, with 4-Cylinder engine and up to 111 hp, 0-60 mph in 11.3 secs. The runner up is Toyota biggest rival; the Honda Civic Hybrid is a sporty sedan with an average 44 combined mpg. This is worth every penny, especially for those who prefer Honda over Toyota.

Honda Civic Hybrid

44 City/44 Hwy (44 Avg.), Base Price: $24,050. 1.3-liter, with 4-Cylinder engine and up to 111 hp, 0-60 mph in 11.3 secs. The runner up is Toyota biggest rival; the Honda Civic Hybrid is a sporty sedan with an average 44 combined mpg. This is worth every penny, especially for those who prefer Honda over Toyota.
3.Lexus CT 200h vs Honda Insight: Tie for third are the Lexus CT 200h and the Honda Insight , which both give an estimated combined 42 mpg. Luxury or necessity?

2012 Lexus CT 200h Hybrid:
43 City/40 Hwy (42 Avg.), Base Price: $29,120. 1.8-liter, with 4-Cylinder engine and up to 134 hp, 0-60 mph in 9.8 secs. Why not have both luxury and fuel efficiency in one car? The Lexus CT 200h does just that by offering great gas mileage with a luxurious feel. Wow your friends and colleagues with a whopping 42 mpg in a Lexus.

2012 Honda Insight:

41 City/44 Hwy (42 Avg.), Base Price: $18,350.
1.3-liter, 4-Cylinder engine with 98 hp. The Honda Insight is much more affordable than the Lexus CT 200h.

4. 2012 Toyota Camry Hybrid
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43 City/39 Hwy (41 Avg.), Base Price: $25,900. 2.5-liter, 4-Cylinder engine with 200-horsepower, reaching 0-60 mph in 7.7 secs. If you love the original Camry, then you should try the Camry Hybrid because it has better fuel economy, which can be a big saver after a few years.


http://www.thesupercars.org/top-cars/most-fuel-efficient-cars/

Car TalkMost Expensive Cars In The World: Top 5 List 2013 (photo) by bishopjoe02(op): 1:14pm On Jun 18, 2013
Here are 5 of the most expensive street legal production cars on the market (at least 2 available); concept cars are not included.
World's Most Expensive Cars:


1. Lamborghini Veneno $3,900,000.
The Veneno gets you from 0 to 60 mph in a swift 2.8 seconds allowing you to hit a top speed of 221 mph. Only three cars are being made available every year. If you want to own this hyper-supercar, you will have to be placed on a waiting list along with other aficionados.


2. Bugatti Veyron Super Sports $2,400,000.


This is by far the most expensive street legal production car available on the market today (the base Veyron costs $1,700,000). Capable of reaching 0-60 mph in 2.5 seconds, the Veyron is the fastest street legal car when tested again on July 10, 2010 with the 2010 Super Sport Version reaching a top speed of 267 mph (430 km/h). When competing against a Bugatti Veyron, you better be prepared!

3. Aston Martin One-77 $1,850,000.
The name "One-77" says it all: beauty and power in One, limited to 77 units. With 750 hp, it is able to go from 0 to 60 mph in 3.4 seconds with a maximum speed of 220 mph (354 km/h).



3. Pagani Zonda Cinque Roadster $1,850,000.
One of the most exotic cars out there is also one of the most expensive. It can go from 0-60 mph in 3.4 seconds with a top speed of 217 mph (349 km/h).


4. Lamborghini Reventon $1,600,000.

The most powerful and the most expensive Lamborghini ever built takes third place on the list. It reaches 60 mph in 3.3 seconds from 0, to go with a top speed of 211 mph (339 km/h). Its rare (limited to 20) and slick design are reasons why it is expensive and costly to own.



http://www.thesupercars.org/top-cars/most-expensive-cars-in-the-world-top-10-list/

CelebritiesRe: Nadia Buari Ditches Jim Iyke For A Rich Nigerian-american (PHOTO) by bishopjoe02(op): 12:59pm On Jun 14, 2013
alaoeri: We talking about real money u talking about handsomeness, na fine boy she wan chop?
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Tel dem!
CelebritiesRe: Nadia Buari Ditches Jim Iyke For A Rich Nigerian-american (PHOTO) by bishopjoe02(op):
buchito1: U fit pose wit someone like baba suwe for stagehuh no be moni im get?
grin shocked grin shocked shocked shocked shocked shocked

governor of Niger state, Edo state and Obj ugly pass baba suwe, bt if u c their wives em, u go hail. Wen it comes to women, moni speaks.
CelebritiesRe: Nadia Buari Ditches Jim Iyke For A Rich Nigerian-american (PHOTO) by bishopjoe02(op): 11:51am On Jun 14, 2013
buchito1: So na so jim iyke poor reachhuh Dis her new bobo nd jim who fine passhuh
money talks here.......na handsomeness they wan chop.
CelebritiesRe: Nadia Buari Ditches Jim Iyke For A Rich Nigerian-american (PHOTO) by bishopjoe02(op): 9:56am On Jun 14, 2013
IDOHOU: Tomorrow she will say she's pulling her fans leg again, she's bk wit jim iyke. All dese gurls and there lifestyle
HAHAHAHA....she is an actress dude...even in relationship she will still act....she is a fine girl, she will always go for the richest guy and dump the poor one...too bad for Jim
CelebritiesNadia Buari Ditches Jim Iyke For A Rich Nigerian-american (PHOTO) by bishopjoe02(op): 9:48am On Jun 14, 2013
Ghanaian screen goddess, Nadia Buari who received two nominations for Best Actress in a Leading Role at the African Movie Academy Awards in 2007 and 2009, steps out with her new found love, singer and songwriter Bombshell Bacious Clay popularly known as, B. Clay, at the Eredi Pisano & New York Giants celebration of fashion off-the-field in USA.

According to the reliable source who sent in the picture, Nadia and Jim are not dating each other, they were only pulling fan's legs, and B. Clay knows everything.

B. Clay who is currently in the USA, was born in Ghana with Nigerian heritage.


http://www.talkofnaija.com/news/412507_nadia-buari-ditches-jim-iyke-for-a-rich-nigerian-american

NYSCRe: Do Corpers In Abuja Recieve State Allawee by bishopjoe02(op): 7:13pm On Jun 13, 2013
tallfish145: Never! Call me for more on abj nysc-08034623136
dude, drop d nfo here 4 pple to learn. Camp wil open any moment frm nw.
NYSCDo Corpers In Abuja Recieve State Allawee by bishopjoe02(op): 5:39pm On Jun 13, 2013
Pls help me clarify this, since there is no governor in Abuja, do corper posted to Abuja recieve any other allowance apart from the Federal allawee. Do they just depend on 19k or their PPA pay them some amount.

I nid answers.
Technology MarketHow To Port Your Phone Number Across Any Network (etisalat, Glo, Airtel, MTN) by bishopjoe02(op): 12:56pm On Jun 11, 2013
Migrating or switching from your current network operator to another (e.g from MTN to Glo, Glo to MTN, Etisalat to Airtel etc) is referred to as Mobile Number Portability (MNP). This service, MNP allows all Nigerians to migrate from their current network service to any other network of their choice within Nigeria, they can also migrate to their old network operator if they so desire. Migration from one network operator to another can only be done after 90 days of your last migration.

MNP will enable a subscriber to move from his service provider (donor) to another (recipient) without losing the number he/she already uses (eg change from MTN to Glo Mobile without losing his/her MTN number).

When you request to change your service provider, the recipient provider will issue you a new sim card but you will still retain your phone number. This simply means a subscriber can keep his/her phone number when changing from one service provider to another despite the change in the SIM card of the subscriber.

For you to understand the processes involved in MNP, you have to familiarize yourself with the terms below:


Port In: joining a new service provider
Port Out: leaving a service provider
Subscriber : The customer that owns the number to be ported
Recipient: The service provider that a subscriber is changing to
Donor: The service provider a subscriber is changing from



If you want to change your service provider, you will have to visit a recipient operator via one of its points of sale such as office, friendship centre, high street store, corporate sales team, or authorised dealer. For example, if you want to change from MTN to Glo, you will have to visit a Gloworld outlet or a Glozone shop to request for MNP.

When you get to the office of the recipient, you will be issued MNP request form to fill. You must have a valid proof of identity with visible photograph, your SIM must be ACTIVE, you must be able to provide the serial number of your SIM card and you must have registered the active SIM card.

A new SIM of the recipient provider will be issued to you and the SIM will be registeredat the office. You will be informed to text ”PORT” to 3232. If you fail to send the text, the request will not be honoured.

The recipient provider will forward your request to NPC (Number Portability Clearing House ) where validation will be carried out. If validated OK, the SIM will be activated and you will be informed.

Once your new SIM is activated, any airtime you have left on your old SIM will be wiped off and calls you make thereafter will be billed according to the default tariff plan of your new service provider BUT your phone number will still remain the same.

Technology MarketRe: Did U Recieve This Msg Frm Mtn by bishopjoe02(op): 6:55am On Jun 09, 2013
Okiki_Oluwa: thats why I m enjoying their free credit to the fullest. Damboroba MTN
Ba kumi (no problem)
r u an hausa
Technology MarketRe: Did U Recieve This Msg Frm Mtn by bishopjoe02(op): 6:53am On Jun 09, 2013
braine: Its a scam I get the message a lot from 799 asking me to send my mother's maiden name, and I'm like wtf does MTN want with my mother's name?? The message goes thus.;

"Y'ello! Your SIM registration information is incomplete, kindly reply this text with your MOTHER'S MAIDEN NAME and receive N400 MTN2MTN call. SMS is Free. Thank you."


Please ignore the messages you get from that number or like messages from any such number.
hey buddy, its nt a scam, it is real. Once u send that maiden name MTN will credit u wth N400 recharge card. Jst like i said earlier, it is like mtn have misplace our sim reg info. So they r trying to get it. Cn u imagine a multinatnal company like mtn cn b dat careless. I thnk they shld b sanction by NCC.
PoliticsRe: More Evidence On Sanusi's Mistress Scandal - Sahara Reporters by bishopjoe02(m): 10:09pm On Jun 08, 2013
pro01: He must resign,.nothing else would do. I'm sure the likes of Cecelia and Erastus would be very happy with this unfolding development.
i tell u broda, dis is d handy work of cecelia, Erastus and oda defeat CEO..
Technology MarketRe: Did U Recieve This Msg Frm Mtn by bishopjoe02(op): 9:41pm On Jun 08, 2013
cheesy grin
Okiki_Oluwa: OK. I v not received that kinda msg.
I don't care to know what happened to their database as long as it won't affect us, their costumers. Infact, may the free airtime continue to come till eternity. They v had their excess gain in Nigeria.
grin
Okiki_Oluwa: OK. I v not received that kinda msg.
I don't care to know what happened to their database as long as it won't affect us, their costumers. Infact, may the free airtime continue to come till eternity. They v had their excess gain in Nigeria.
hahahahahahaha. Mtn wil stil find a way to get this credit back frm it customers...Remember there is notin like a free meal!!
Technology MarketRe: Did U Recieve This Msg Frm Mtn by bishopjoe02(op): 8:40pm On Jun 08, 2013
Okiki_Oluwa: I didn't receive the msg but I tapped in the anointing of receiving N400 after sending M to 799. Meanwhile some neighbours got free airtime btw N400-N2200 & still counting after sending either their age, sex, location etc 1 by 1 to the 799.
they startd sending the msg today, its mainly 4 those who were recieving "u dont av any pending request" ...
Bt hw cn mtn b dis careless, misplacing such sensitive information
Technology MarketDid U Recieve This Msg Frm Mtn by bishopjoe02(op): 7:21pm On Jun 08, 2013
Y'ello! Your SIM registration information is incomplete, kindly reply this text with your STATE OF ORIGIN (e.g Lagos, FCT, Kanu) and get N400 MTN2MTN call. SMS is Free. Thank you.

IT SEEM MTN HAVE MISPLACE THEIR CUSTOMER SIM REGISTRATION DATA.
IF THAT IS THE CASE, I FEEL 400 RECHARGE IS TOO SMALL AS REWARD FOR US TO RESEND OUR INFORMATION, EVEN IF IT SHOULD BE 400 RECHARGE, IT SHOULD BE TO ALL NETWORK, NOT MTN2MTN ....
HealthMother Refused To Abort Conjoined Twins With A Shared Heart Who Can't Be Split by bishopjoe02(op): 10:30am On Jun 04, 2013
Conjoined Palestinian twins with a shared heart and other vital organs returned home to the West Bank Monday after Israeli doctors determined they could not successfully separate them.

The mother, Basma Breiwesh, arrived at a Hebron hospital with her conjoined daughters three days after she gave birth at Hadassah University Hospital in Jerusalem.

She said she decided to come home after Israeli specialists told her the twins could not be saved.

Breiwesh, 34, said she knew she was carrying conjoined twins from her first trimester but that as a devout Muslim, she refused to abort.


'I am a religious woman and I cannot kill my children in my own hands,' she told The Associated Press. 'I am happy that I brought them to life, and now it is up to the hands of God to keep them alive.'


My question is, would it have be a sin if she had aborted these children....





Read more: http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2335395/Conjoined-Palestinian-twins-shared-heart-split-devout-mother-refused-abort.html#ixzz2VEp5PLkY
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Foreign AffairsRe: 25 People Shot In 48 Hours In New York by bishopjoe02(m): 7:53pm On Jun 03, 2013
mycon: o
OMG.....wat iz NIGERIA turning into naw.....people are juz killed anyhow...and the so called law wont do anytin...anywayz the law iz only 4 the poor....VERIFIED FACT
youngman r u sure u cn read at all. Dis shooting didnt happen n 9ja, it's n USA.
Foreign AffairsDeadly Tornado Rips Through US City Of Oklahoma Killing Dozens by bishopjoe02(op): 9:07am On May 21, 2013
Two entire schools flattened in Moore, Oklahoma after monster tornado touched down just after 3pm local time
Up to two dozen children trapped under debris at one of the schools, Plaza Towers Elementary, where seven have already been confirmed dead
At least 91 people confirmed dead, authorities say, and at least another 233 injured in local hospitals
More than 20 children are among the dead, including the seven found drowned in Plaza Towers
Children were told to hold on to the walls, while teachers shielding the students with their bodies
Hundreds of homes wiped out and more than 8,000 people left without power after up to 200 mph winds pulverized a 30-square-mile stretch
Looting was reported in the aftermath of the storm, according to some news outlets
The devastating tornado was larger than 1999 storm in the area that left 36 people dead
More tornadoes now heading east towards Meaker, Ryan and Wilson in Oklahoma



http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2328000/US-tornadoes-Yet-heartbreak-Oklahoma-massive-tornado-touches-highly-populated-suburb.html

PropertiesRe: Church Of Satan Registration Site by bishopjoe02(m): 4:46pm On May 20, 2013
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dis is rubbish, how can a church who claim to have the top four world leader have a trash as a website.
Dat site is d worst website ever, imagine some of the link taking you to google.
Dis nonsense
CelebritiesRe: Real Names Of All Top Nigerian Music Artistes by bishopjoe02(op): 11:44am On May 17, 2013
alaoeri: Pasuma - Wasiu Alabi
yeah....
i guess the list is endless......

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