₦airaland Forum

missyQween:
Hahahaha....Let me cast holy ghost fire to remove the crime

cao:
You brought it upon yourself. Ranting about thunder & not noticing how silly you sounded.

ashacot:
Hello nairalanders, pls join me and celebrate. I just got a job to work as a PA to a CEO of 5 different companies ranging from IT,construction, hospitality, oil and Finance. The job comes with an attractive salary as well. Though I don't have experience in that position, I surely will give my best. Now my challenge is that I will resign in my present place of work today(so I can resume @ my new job on monday) but I m yet to collect my salary for the month of january. If I tell my boss I m resigning today, it means I will get half of my salary cos that is part of the agreement I sign in my appointment letter. Now, no matter how d situation is, I will still resign today. My prayer is the God that did it for me will surely do it for u. Remember, this year is a year of SPREADING. U will get your DREAM JOB no matter the economic situation. Once again, God bless all of u that alws post interview tips richly.

monacobull:
Let me start off by saying at this point i believe Nigerian graduates have a lot of work to do. Its taking a lot of effort for me to contain the level of disappointment im currently feeling towards our university leavers. I work in a multinational company and i have had the chance to partake in the interview process of some roles the company advertised. Most of the time im usually appalled at the errors and goofs i see on CV's. So let me get to the main story.

Six graduates came into the office this morning to interview for an internship position. Which was going to pay a basic salary and also some nice commissions. All the interviewees were very disappointing despite the very easy questions which was for a very simple role. In fact none of them showed enough quality to half consider them for the job.

After the last person left, I and my colleague had already given up and hoped to do a fresh advert for the role. But 1 other person that was present at the interview was a senior staff from our foreign headquarters. And he suddenly suggested that we give the office cleaner a chance. At first i thought he was saying it out of frustration but this guy was damn serious. Long story short, we called the cleaner in and he handled our questions well and even scaled through 80% of the objection statements we threw at him! Whats more is that this guy isn't exactly educated and he even stammers! WTF !!!! Agreed he might have had better answers because he knows some more about the company having worked with us for a while, but still on still!...to outshine 6 graduates!...ah.

Finally finally we have decided to take him on a trial role and give him the required training. Im still shocked beyond belief.

Naija graduates, please get your shit together.

Evyivy:
New Convocant? They didn't steal laptop through out their 4 years in school, it's now they can't easily save or work their way to get a better one. Na wah my fellow course mates. These ones are not great NACOS at all.

cao:
Annoying isn't it when someone calls you up on your BS?

onos1979:
put it inside a pot pour water and leave it to boil for 1hour then ur egg is ready to be served.

onos1979:
put it inside a pot pour water and leave it to boil for 1hour then ur egg is ready to be served.

missyQween:
Wow... that's good...But what type of priest? hope is not juju priest

cao:
Poor you. But you no get problem to make noise in the morning...maybe hunger dey catch you during that your post, you come carry your starvation dey rake for NL...

missyQween:
My thought?ummmmm....I thought about you turning into a priest

cao:
https://www.nairaland.com/2680455/confusing-moments-save-photo#39205531
So what kind of thunder should be fired here? Then Zeus should jejely come down from Olympus and fire you all for recycling this...

https://www.nairaland.com/2521556/given-one-option-save#36893021
The original FP. Poseidon might as well release the Kraken on you all.

Seelurd:
Step 1

Get ur egg in desried quantity. Break it nd mix with salt ,pepper,onions.

Step 2

Pour 2 teacup of petrol inside your frying pan and place gently on you gas cooker.

Step 3

Pour the mixture of egg inside the petrol nd stir.

Step 4

Light up your gas cooker.


Enjoy your egg in less than minutes.

Seelurd:
Step 1

Get ur egg in desried quantity. Break it nd mix with salt ,pepper,onions.

Step 2

Pour 2 teacup of petrol inside your frying pan and place gently on you gas cooker.

Step 3

Pour the mixture of egg inside the petrol nd stir.

Step 4

Light up your gas cooker.


Enjoy your egg in less than minutes.

gog4life:
by frying d egg

missyQween:
About you

missyQween:
Lol....This post got me thinking

hawk05:
where did ya get Sulphur 8?