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RomanceRe: Opinion: If A Girl Slaps Me, I'm Returning The Favor. by bitchcrafts: 9:37pm On Sep 20, 2017
FiringSquad:
you wey know..lol i do'nt encourage beating of women,but woman wey get liver raise hand,go get collect beating...my dear no qoute me again,i no get your time
You must get my time oh grin... Oloshi, u sef don see say u no get point cheesy
RomanceRe: Are You This Emotive? by bitchcrafts: 9:20pm On Sep 20, 2017
Erm ... okay lehmme share this incidence we still laugh at till date.

You see, I used to be very feeble hearted, more than a dove sef. Gentle, caring, sweet and yummy wink wink

When I met my hornyypie grin cheesy, we were first years in college and when I first kissed she was my first. Maybe only, I dunno. Other kisses might be fake. Ask uncle J about Judas...

Anyway, I was sha very naive on everything , maybe many things on women's anatomy and physiology so much I dunno anything about menstrual cramp. ..

So, on one of our many hangouts, maybe hang ins cos it was at my dorm, she started rolling, cussing, whinning , hissing and name it on the floor after we had breakfast (she spent the night) wink... and concomitantly got super alarmed. I was scared shitless and started roaming about thr room, googling and searching on whatever can be used to salvage stomach upset after an early breakfast cheesy

Well, she didn't seem concerned, or perhaps didn't notice the confusion cum paralysis I was involuntarily heading towards until my own scream of " baby, what can I do to help" in a sobbing kind af tone penetrated her pains, and your guessed right, my face is all tears.

She couldn't control the laughter. All she could mutter was "go downstairs and get me boscupan (if that's how it's spelt anyway), from the pharmscy jor grin

Of course, I was embarrassed sad
CelebritiesRe: Toke Makinwa And Her N522,000 Chloé Bag Step Out by bitchcrafts: 7:33pm On Sep 20, 2017
Rnumerate abi lecture on vacational skills?...U arrfunny oh grin
Narldon:
N522,000 for one bag? shocked


I can Enumerate Ten ways to invest N500,000 in Nigeria

and still have N22,000 balance for Bags and shoes undecided



1. Grocery store

This form of business that works irrespective of the business location and provides the daily needs of households and individuals. The items can range from fast food, toiletries, children candies to soft drinks.


2. Poultry farming

As new hotels, restaurant, caterers springs up, fast food joint, corporate occasions, and celebrations, the need for poultry egg and meat is on the increase.

Also, as the demand domestically increases, the import is discouraged, to boost local production and to ensure we’re taking a healthy meat.

In poultry farming, there are three ways to enter the business.

Broilers farming: where you grow bird for meat consumption
Layers farming: Where you grow bird for egg production
Cockerel farming: where you also grow the bird for meat consumption


3. Bookshop

This business works irrespective of your location. The business is about selling books and related items. The bookshop can focus on the most important book and item that people will buy.

For instance, if you stay in a place where you have more of the student, you can decide to start a bookshop to sell academic books, CDs, writing pad and so on.

Whichever type of bookshop you wish to open, you’ll have to look for suppliers. My recommendation is to get 3-5 suppliers and choose from one you can work with.


4. Event Rental Equipment

At the start, create a business where you can be able to rent out this equipment to at least two people. You’ll have the room to expand by reinvesting the profits into the business.

The event rental equipment business is one of the businesses that makes you recover your invested income in time.


5. Building material rentals

Renting of building material equipment is another business you really need to look into. Several materials are available to rent. Some include block making machine, mixer, pan and so on.

Most of the materials are made of metal and really durable.


6. Dry cleaning services

Many have little or no time for themselves because the of the nature of their work. To develop more free time for themselves, they have decided to pay for other services. And one of the popular of such services is dry cleaning.

This business can be started from the comfort of your home and scale it up. Get standard equipment that enhances your work and makes your service stand out.

7. Football viewing centre

Nine out of ten youth love football. The European football has captured the minds of many. Today, the majority of people can pay any amount if you can stream the football.

Even those who have access to view it at home, prefer the viewing centre because of the fun.

Starting the business requires that you have a space (preferably 50X50), satellite dish, Television/projector, standby generator and seats.


8. Business centre

Even though we’re in a computer age, we still people who like to outsource their printing, typing, photocopy, online registration, laminating and so on.

You can start the business by getting the necessary equipment and start offering the services.

9. Car wash

More cars are plying our roads today than some few years ago. You can start a house to house car wash business or start a standard one in a location that car owners will visit you.

10. Gift shop

Create a business where you sell gift items. the business thrives all year round. Because these items are bought and presented during weddings, corporate occasions, award nights, appreciation and so on.
RomanceRe: Opinion: If A Girl Slaps Me, I'm Returning The Favor. by bitchcrafts: 6:43pm On Sep 20, 2017
FiringSquad:
I no dey dull to return the favour in 100 folds(slap twice,each for her courageous cheeks,a blow on the lower abdomen,and finally a roundup blow on her head to reset her brains to factory mode)..but base on the way i carry myself,no one b*tch dares to hit me
dah 1 na achievement ba? grin
RomanceRe: Ask For Sex Without Saying Sex Or Any Obscene Word by bitchcrafts: 6:41pm On Sep 20, 2017
Abeg, I wan dance shoki, Adam and Eve style. Works all the time!
RomanceRe: That One Bad Attitude That Spoils Every Excellent Qualities In Your Partner? by bitchcrafts: 6:37pm On Sep 20, 2017
Not taking care to carry (if at all) enough tissue paper wit her even tho she knows she's very prone to cold. Ah! I no dey take am easy with her at all!! grin
RomanceRe: Opinion: If A Girl Slaps Me, I'm Returning The Favor. by bitchcrafts: 6:32pm On Sep 20, 2017
SmartchoiceNGR:
There's nothing called a gentleman. Just wolves waiting for the perfect time to strike.
I betcha , gentlemen do exist; Those who have evolved enough to permanently silence the beast in them and are accustomed to a laid down c.o.c typical of well polidhed and refined civil homosapien. By choice, you could be !
RomanceRe: Opinion: If A Girl Slaps Me, I'm Returning The Favor. by bitchcrafts: 6:25pm On Sep 20, 2017
Are you even a gentleman?
RomanceRe: 15 Surprising Facts About The Penis Most Men Dont Know. by bitchcrafts: 6:23pm On Sep 20, 2017
@fact 8,maybe "go suck yo dee* is not much af an abuse anyway grin
RomanceRe: Whats Your Take on a Girl That Like Rough Sex. by bitchcrafts: 6:18pm On Sep 20, 2017
Don't be lazy. Go and register for gym!
FamilyRe: See What This Nanny Was Caught Doing To A Baby On A Hidden Camera by bitchcrafts: 12:38pm On Sep 20, 2017
Oloriburuku! Never shall I allow that my child be left to any nani!
RomanceRe: As a naija guy, would you be upset if your GF cheats on you with a girl? by bitchcrafts: 12:28pm On Sep 20, 2017
Nope! I will in fact congratulate her and pamper her for the rest of my life because I am mad grin
RomanceRe: types of women by bitchcrafts: 12:26pm On Sep 20, 2017
Yeepa ! shangba fo!!! grin
RomanceRe: Does Sex Make A Lady Fatter? by bitchcrafts: 12:22pm On Sep 20, 2017
Especially if she sabi suck well well grin... as semen get nutrients pass peakmilk
RomanceRe: A Ghanian Girl Says She Wants To Be A Lesbian by bitchcrafts: 12:18pm On Sep 20, 2017
Leave am! Plastic go soon taya am and by that tym , niggas will just be using her as a cum bucket grin
RomanceRe: Underaged Prostitutes Take Over Zimbabwe Bushes, Lure Passersby For Sex (Photos by bitchcrafts: 12:16pm On Sep 20, 2017
Whatever happens in Zimbabwe stays in Zimbabwe. Ko kan mi !
RomanceRe: Naija Guys And Fruity Dicks, See All Types by bitchcrafts: 12:11pm On Sep 20, 2017
We, d pencil sizes are not represented huh
RomanceRe: How Do I Handle My Childish And Immature Girlfriend? by bitchcrafts: 3:33pm On Sep 19, 2017
falconey:


Immediately I read that I stop reading, I think he meant his sophomore year.
The mata just weak me...
RomanceRe: How Do I Handle My Childish And Immature Girlfriend? by bitchcrafts: 3:22pm On Sep 19, 2017
Is it u or her that is childish for christ sake?
Snyway, wc one is "semi final year in d university" ? Is it a game of soccer?
RomanceRe: Memes Every Girl Can Relate To. by bitchcrafts: 3:15pm On Sep 19, 2017
Heloct:
I don't wear bra to pack anything dear.

I wear it just because I want to

And I love my thing as it's portable like this. Your hate speech can't make me love myself less.. wink
how come I dont believe your future is just portable but magnificent and highly magnified cool sad grin
RomanceRe: Memes Every Girl Can Relate To. by bitchcrafts: 3:10pm On Sep 19, 2017
IamLEGEND1:
On behalf of guys everywhere...... I want to say quite emphatically that we don't give a_shit.

Girl: *perfume *wig *eyeliner *push up bra *expensive dress *lace panties *nails done etc

Boy: Hi

Girl:
preach brutha!
RomanceRe: Am 18 And Am In Love With A 30yrs Guy by bitchcrafts: 2:58pm On Sep 19, 2017
Y'all be talking asif u surr this 18 y'o babe hasnt got a p*ssy of an after 2. Iranu! Op, you only live once, divk no be knife, neither can it strangle u!
RomanceRe: ... by bitchcrafts: 2:53pm On Sep 19, 2017
Maybe s*x zoned. I dunno anything abt friendzoning gehls. My hand no dey dah1
RomanceRe: I'm New On Nairaland And Hoping To Get Hooked Up/no Jokes Please by bitchcrafts: 2:51pm On Sep 19, 2017
Hmm... hookup bah?
RomanceRe: New Photos Of Couple Who Got Married After Initially Stuck In The Friendzone by bitchcrafts: 2:38pm On Sep 19, 2017
You don hear am so? He became a celeb and got out of friendzone like a boss. Even if you not gon be some celebs, at least try to be able to live above the par and see miraculous miracle in d relationship aspect of your life. Yoruba ppl will say, Owo ni fine boy grin
CrimeRe: Man Put In A Cage In Delta As A Form Of Punishment (Photos) by bitchcrafts: 2:23pm On Sep 19, 2017
refreshrate:
Ode ni iya e
ko de ni beta fun e fun oro alufansa to n todo re jade yen. Eleribu!
RomanceRe: Types Of Vaginas - Which One Do You Have (photos) by bitchcrafts: 9:39pm On Sep 18, 2017
Dillusionist:
hold this 'k' for me.
You don try. Bye bye! grin
RomanceRe: I Need A Bleaching Cream!!!!! by bitchcrafts: 9:35pm On Sep 18, 2017
It's like accident don happen somewhere isyd your head oh... see me se konfushon grin
RomanceRe: Types Of Vaginas - Which One Do You Have (photos) by bitchcrafts: 9:32pm On Sep 18, 2017
shocked... so u sabi type? Now, gerrarahia before I change my mind angry
Dillusionist:
you think it's funny??no problem,continue.
RomanceRe: Types Of Vaginas - Which One Do You Have (photos) by bitchcrafts: 9:13pm On Sep 18, 2017
RomanceRe: Man Fires Secretary Who Tries To Make A Hit On Him by bitchcrafts: 9:11pm On Sep 18, 2017
Mtseew. When d result of this didnt happen to him..

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