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BusinessRe: You No Longer Need Lawyers & Accountants To Register A Company, Its DIY- CAC by bitingcool: 9:18pm On Nov 05, 2016
This is good news. Plenty bureaucracies removed.
EducationRe: When "Working" Your Posting Goes Wrong: A Nigerian Law Student's Story by bitingcool: 8:30am On Nov 02, 2016
U write beautifully, the response and attitude of your 'abuja helper' cracked me up. 'Maybe you will become Turaki Adamawa'. Hope to read more from you.
CelebritiesRe: Da Grin's 29th Posthumous Birthday Is Today by bitingcool: 11:01am On Oct 21, 2016
RIP Dagrin

No Rapper will ever be like you.

They can't even scratch the surface. Apologies to your fans for the crap we have to make do with now you're no more.

Barack O'grin.
FamilyRe: Sick Musa Under The Town Planning Bridge Linking Ilupeju To Anthony Village by bitingcool: 12:53pm On Oct 19, 2016
Jaydotcom:
This thing has me thinking. What is Religion? – Not fornicating? Not worshipping juju?? Fam, did Jesus die for you to attend church where you do nothing but beg him for more favors

No.




So touched with this piece.

May God reward you and help us all to love ourselves.
This got me too. At the end, it's our humanity that'll save us all, not Religion. God help us.
RomanceRe: Before You Marry A Divorcee. by bitingcool: 2:08pm On Oct 17, 2016
Femiwilli:
Good One OP.

One of the reason's I knew that Adeboye is not of God.
His pastors divorce and remarries.

the bible is clear that if you marry a divorcee, you are committing a adultery.
Not committed but committing so it's a continuous process .

Matthew 5:32
But I say unto you, That whosoever shall put away his wife, saving for the cause of fornication,
causeth her to commit adultery: and whosoever shall marry her that is divorced committeth adultery.

Matthew 19:9
And I say unto you, Whosoever shall put away his wife, except it be for fornication,
and shall marry another, committeth adultery: and whoso marrieth her which is put away doth commit adultery.
If God was a Nigerian, walahi, no one will make heaven.
So because Adeboye's Pastor's remarry, he is of the devil? Biko, carry your assertion elsewhere elsewhere. The. Men remarrying, don't they have brains or pri..ck to decide on their own.
Some Nigerians and their judgmental lives... upon all, na una thief pass
PoliticsRe: Udoma Doesn't Know Nigeria's Debt Profile - The Cable by bitingcool: 2:53pm On Oct 11, 2016
1wolex85:
You also need to learn how to spell. You did it twice so I don't think it's a typo, it's debt not dept

FashionRe: Camel & Needle Unveils Nairalander As Fashion Ambassador With Dramatic Shots by bitingcool: 8:09pm On Oct 06, 2016
The difference between Alexreports and Mr Ekiti = Packaging
FashionRe: Mr And Miss Nigeria International Contestants In Their Swim Wears by bitingcool: 9:43am On Oct 06, 2016
lolaluv1:
What is this?
See the men looking like hungry gigolos on a dating site. With their thin, grasshopper legs and flat chests. Even the swimming trunk part that should be bulging is flat. sad sad


I expected that the ladies would be better but then seeing the first lady with her camel toe and the last one with her legs spread wide apart is just huh huh
I thought beauty pageant poses are supposed to be gracious and demure?

Only the katsina guy cuts it.
I don laugh tire
Here for the comments.
EducationRe: My Sister's Image Was Selected For Coventry's London Campus Advert. by bitingcool: 9:32am On Oct 06, 2016
EHMIR:
Reporting live for NCA,middle east zonal office,jordan.



The ever hard working ugwu exporters are good at other things apart frm smuggling drugsgrin
Lol, funny you
Don't mind Nairaland, we love our ugwu exporters quite alright.
CareerRe: My Life As A Teacher. by bitingcool: 9:19am On Oct 05, 2016
How sweet of you.
You'll have it easy being a parent cos thats what most Parents face everyday. I totally relate to everything you said.

Keep up the amazing job. I can't do it sha. My level of irritability is very high.
PoliticsRe: How Nigeria's Economic Recession Is Affecting West Africa - ECOWAS by bitingcool: 8:54am On Oct 05, 2016
Aringarosa:
Amid all these crises rocking the west Africa nations, one country is still defying the odds and making good stride in its economic indices -Cote D'Ivoire. Does anyone knows why?
Blessings upon you
I thought no one noticed.
The nigerian ambassador should be able to intimate the economic team about cote d'ivoire's ability to stay afloat.
A country is excelling inspite of the economic woes surrounding it and people are not observant
This is no time for empty chest beating about giant of Africa
A giant is not made by size. Afterall, David killed Goliath
BusinessRe: Dangote: Even If FG Wants To Sell NLNG On Credit, I Am Not Interested by bitingcool: 7:35am On Oct 05, 2016
Chukazu:
don't mind him.
he won't buy but he will use his brothers and business agents to buy by proxy.

how does it make sense to sell something that generates 1.5billion dollars yearly for a paltry some of 12billion?
So I thought
If he was a really good businessman
He wouldn't have said that nonsense
I'll rather fine tune strategy and operations of the company than sell for a paltry 12B. He has used style to lay the first bid.

The fools in presidency and procurement will naturally take a cue from this amount. I won't be surprised if they eventually sell it within the range of his unanimous bid. For the first time, I will support the activities of NDA.
BusinessRe: Dangote: Even If FG Wants To Sell NLNG On Credit, I Am Not Interested by bitingcool: 7:26am On Oct 05, 2016
youngPA:
“But the issue is, why did I suggest that we should sell some of the assets? I know the touchy one is the NLNG. I want to make it categorically clear that even if the government is selling NLNG on credit, I am not interested in buying.

“I don’t have any interest in NLNG and I will not buy it. It is not a business that I want to invest in. It is a mature business; that is what people don’t understand."

Oga Dangote, you must buy grin You suggested so that we can sell to you sir. Let us kuku know that Nigeria is now Dangote and Dangote is Nigeria. If Dangote (as a company) is really paying tax as it is supposed to be, you will not be talking of buying Nigeria.
Don't mind the idiot. His greed wants to turn Nigeria to Federal Republic of Dangote. He's not interested but will use aproxy foreign company to buy it. He and saraki and all these lame northerners whose birthright is to fleece the Country will be empty handed when they are forced to regionalize. Lying cowardice Bastard
FamilyRe: Our Boy's First Day At School (pics) by bitingcool: 11:06pm On Oct 04, 2016
He's so cute, and adorable too. God bless him and give the parents grace to train him well.
FamilyRe: My Wife Absconded With Our Kids by bitingcool: 9:11pm On Oct 03, 2016
janellemonae:
@op truth is from everything u explained: I believe ur wife is very depressed. Impulsively moving to osogbo shows this. U just weren't paying enough attention to her state of mind. Maybe she thought ur cost of living d Lagos life would reduce in osogbo. The money situation is a major part of it. Money is d no1 cause of divorce in d world. I know some men think women are gold diggers but truth is every woman wants security. The sad part of ur situation is dt ur also trying ur best but maybe there's a reason she's not seeing dt. One of d reasons is this ur family jnterference. It's too much. Please I know u sugar coated parts of this story, yet it still seems like ur a mummy's boy.

The fact is she can't see a way out, she's not working - and clearly wishes she had a business to help u instead of begging for everything, she has 2 babies to think about, & ur marriage also seems to be delving into anger & violence. No comfort or joy at all apart from d hardship. She might even have had a bout of postnatal depression after her last baby considering d way u said she was treating her children (one of d signs of postnatal depression). I might be wrong but But these are all stressors. I understand ur also stressed but marriages go thru hard times. Both of u seem to be in d dark, seeing only ur own individual difficulties & not seeing what d other is going through. Someone needs to step forward into d light & bring ur marriage from d brink. It's still very salvageable.

PS - Please leave ur families out of all this & talk to each other alone. Take d advise of a neutral therapist or pastor. Leave emotionàl, biased parents/siblings out of it. Dts if u want ur family back.
I quite agree with you.
Very balanced way of looking at the challenges they are shackled with. Thoughtful viewpoint.
CelebritiesRe: Toke Makinwa Poses With Her N2.5m Bag In New Photos by bitingcool: 5:19pm On Sep 30, 2016
Make we no hear any maggot dropping stories from her in the future oooo as she assiduously strives to keep keeping up with the joneses.
Car TalkRe: How God Saved Me From A Car Fire Incident. Lessons And Tips. by bitingcool: 11:15pm On Sep 23, 2016
EgunMogaji:
It seems that every non-entity will climb atop the pulpit today to give a sermon grin

Yah all suckle up to respect on an online forum as if it pays your bills. You know where you can shove your respect wink
Did you just say something?
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I didn't notice
Car TalkRe: How God Saved Me From A Car Fire Incident. Lessons And Tips. by bitingcool: 10:50pm On Sep 23, 2016
shogotermies:
please mr seun,how can I delete my account?
Better learn how to handle adversity
You face it or ignore it not run away from it irrespective of who dishes it to you.
You learn from every situation not shut yourself out.
Grow up.. and grow up fast.
Car TalkRe: How God Saved Me From A Car Fire Incident. Lessons And Tips. by bitingcool: 10:47pm On Sep 23, 2016
sexychocho:
Can't biliv wat I heard abt Seun 2day

Are u guys kidding?

I pray itz nt too late for those dat doesn't biliv God exist

O ga gannnnnn ni oooooo
What can't you believe
Seun is a human being
A young guy below 40 or even 35 sef. Who was a nerd in hiss class and did what he liked doing. Programming or some stuff
He's imperfect. He poos and farts like you do and has a right to believe or not believe in whatever he wants to.

Stop hypin humans abeg. We all get committed to the earth @ d end.
Car TalkRe: How God Saved Me From A Car Fire Incident. Lessons And Tips. by bitingcool: 10:41pm On Sep 23, 2016
AngelAhnie:
Funny gringrin
The devil is speaking through egunmogajigrin
Walahi, I have never seen him attack an op like that before, apparently, he played mainly on the ops 'immaturity ' and respect of him

No one cares if you're an atheist. Even the bible says 'the fool will say there is no God '. Not me, the bible

@ op. Next time, ignore comments that do not sit well with you. You made your point, and I commend you. Don't ever feel the need to justify yourself to anyone. no one here is worth it. They ain't your lecturers nor did they purchase your mb. Take pride in your belief in God. It's the wise path to follow.
Take care.
PoliticsRe: Recession: Senators Divided Over Sale Of National Assets by bitingcool: 6:05am On Sep 23, 2016
Apparently, saraki was reading Dangote's script to test the waters. The only thing that will stop these thieves is the masses. We have to move against them. Companies are reducing staff members due to recession. Why haven't they thought about reducing senators, reps and the volume of greed and unproductive thinking in their heads.

The only thing that will make saraki agree to suggest such nonsense is the promise that he'll get a large percentage if nlng is sold. Filthy greedy bastards. Dangote's manipulative tendencies will soon get the best of him
EducationRe: School Fees At Children's International School, Lekki by bitingcool: 12:30pm On Sep 22, 2016
Businessideas:
See your ignorance everywhere on your post because you are not humble enough to learn. You don't know and you are forming that you know makes you a danger to everyone around you. There are top schools in the category of those two schools and are even more expensive than those two schools. I am sure you don't know that is why you called those two schools Cambridge and Oxford.Stop contradicting yourself by saying that they are free and are the same. You're calling the school a scam because you're not rich enough to send your children there or your parents are not blessed enough financially to send you there.
Quit hating.British education is not like Nigeria education, they have more exams boards and the standard requirements and cost of registration and accreditation for each board varies, the expensive and premium boards ones are mostly patronized by the top independent schools, I am sure that at that fee CIS is charging, they will be on those premium elite exam board. It's then like bringing the top independent schools in the UK to Nigeria which caters to the need of expatriates, rich and wealthy Nigerians mostly resident in that part of the country. That is why CIS is not in your village or outskirt suburbs where people like you live
Just shut up
Your attitude stinks already
Jobs/VacanciesRe: Finally, I Got A Better Job Through Nairaland by bitingcool: 7:06am On Sep 22, 2016
ayusco85:
Congrats. I tap into this Ur testimony. That bank job will come to me in Jesus name
Be careful what you wish for
RomanceRe: Instagram Lady With Massive Curves And Hips Causes Commotion Online (Photos) by bitingcool: 2:05pm On Sep 20, 2016
VIPERVENOM:
By looking at d face you'll know dat she's a chick with a dîck
My thoughts exactly. She looks like a transgender
WebmastersRe: Blogger Lizzy Oke Weds In A Wheelchair (Photos) by bitingcool: 6:58am On Sep 18, 2016
Joyfloxy:
Symbolism of true love. Happy for them
So wheelchair don turn to symbolism of true love?
It could be pity, it could be pressure, it could be the duration, it could be love, it could be anything. It is not a symbol.
undecided
WebmastersRe: Blogger Lizzy Oke Weds In A Wheelchair (Photos) by bitingcool: 6:53am On Sep 18, 2016
Khd95:
ure brutalgrin


na all this monkey and dogg.y skill dey produce wayward children,who knowsgrincheesy
Which one be monkey style again. Bro. break am down. Akant google it
RomanceRe: I Know Money Doesn't Buy Happiness, But Let Me Cry In G-Wagon - ABSU Aspirant by bitingcool: 7:03am On Sep 15, 2016
emmanwandud:
Op let's read I thesolonains 4 1
Epic reply
PoliticsRe: Buhari On Stage With APC Governors In Edo State For Obaseki (Photos) by bitingcool: 5:51pm On Sep 06, 2016
Even if I wan vote iyamu before, as I see say he hold Buhari hand, I will change my mind. An alliance with failure needs no introduction. He has programmed himself to fail.
PoliticsRe: Nigerians Rate Buhari Poor In Economic Management – Vanguard Poll by bitingcool: 7:26pm On Sep 05, 2016
Lamasta:
Nigerians no matter how bad it might seem today we will shally overcome the economic meltdown we are experiencing now, let`s just keep hope alive and be Prayerful......
IT IS WELL
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EVEN IN THE WELL
PoliticsRe: Nigerians Rate Buhari Poor In Economic Management – Vanguard Poll by bitingcool: 7:23pm On Sep 05, 2016
Lamasta:
Nigerians no matter how bad it might seem today we will shally overcome the economic meltdown we are experiencing now, let`s just keep hope alive and be Prayerful......
IT IS WELL
Prayer without works is dead. James 2:26
EventsRe: A Wedding Ceremony Of A Beautiful Sister. by bitingcool: 1:38am On Aug 29, 2016
nyben4eva:
The wedding doesn't have swag and your sister isn't beautiful.I only came to tell the truth and nothing but the truth!
Tiwa's wedding and many others had swag with beauty combined. It didn't stand the test of time.
Swag and beauty is never what makes a wedding or Marriage.

Unless you were fishing for attention with your comment, your observation is irrelevant and shows a stark ignorance of what really matters.

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