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missyadorable:
NOBODY...am a Mrs and a mother to be soon

Story.. mother to be without milk of human kindness. How pathetic.

Trapnews:
You and I know the guy is not himself. How do you expect someone contemplating suicide to be normal? If you truly have the solution to his problem why not give him? Please stop compounding is problem. Chai! If men were God...

My brother, God bless you. Someone is in the throes of depression and he still wants him to be begging him to share his lifetime impotency cure. If you want to help, you will help. Not forming alpha and omega over another man's predicament. Truly, if Men were God expecially some Nigerian Men, we will be queuing up for air to breathe like fuel scarcity

Decker:
Wow. I am really sorry. Had it been you weren't Nigerian and you didn't leave in Nigeria, I'd have advised you to visit international forums where you'd find ladies who aren't interested in intercourse, and just want the fore-play and other things that don't involve intercourse. There are women like that, I don't know if there are Nigerian women like that, but there is no way to find out is there? You can't go around asking girls that sort of thing, and when you create such kind of thread on Nigeria's biggest forum, NL, all you get is all sorts of negative and discouraging responses.

I honestly don't know what advice to give. Nigerian girls want to be penetrated by an erect dick. At least that's what applies to all the ones I have come across both online and offline. Notice my emphasis on "Nigerian," that's because that's how Nigerians are wired. We always tend to fall at the tail end of the "normal spectrum," except you don't want to date and marry Nigerian women.

But with the speedy advancement in medicine and pharmacy, maybe there is a cure for you. Maybe a hormone boost or something. Just do more research and hopefully, you'd find something that's worth giving a try.

Please don't contemplate the thought of taking your life. It's not worth it. There is more to life than sex. And like I said, there could be a cure for you. There are other things that you derive joy from doing. Spend time doing those things and try to keep your mind off your predicament. I know it's hard, but you have to try. I wish you all the best.

Thanks for giving such a matured reply. I hope it'll help him. @op, don't loose hope. Still search for answers from people that have experienced such and foreign practice.

Qwqq

jjcena:
Waste of money and time. Their brother president is busy voyaging all cracks and crevices of our planet not minding the harsh economic policies his worm corroded brain is garbaging out, everyday I struggle to make ends meet. You de tell me to donate. I rather gather all of them together in the guise of sharing food, wipe them off with bombs and suicide bombers.

May God forgive you for what you just said. May he have mercy on your words. What manner of hate would make you want to gather displaced suffering people and 'wipe' them off in the name of intolerance. You think you are better than them? You think you are safe where you are? It iss simply the grace of God that has not reduced you to their level. It's a shame. How we have lost our feelings for our fellow man. Even Jesus Christ on the cross displayed mercy and yet tomorrow, you will carry Bible to go to church. You!! That the ground can open and swallow in 5 seconds for no just cause!! Or a bike can crush and reduce to a cripple eternally, you want to wipe people off. For what

Let's be careful how we channel our hate. The essence of humanity must not be allowed to leave us because of the deeds and misdeeds of past leaders and followers. The dark, thoughtless comments this post has garnered should make us reflect. Are we becoming more or less human as the days go by?
May God guide our hearts.

Edubrazilnwa:
Nawa oo 10k jst to the push in nd out,God may I nt be this stupid.

Battles, wars and disputes of legendary sizes have arisen solely by the power of the p*$sy. Don't underestimate the power it wields. Some generations have gone down and gone extinct. 10k is fair price for a local commercial one.

Kakayaraznits:
Bro abeg which state in Nigeria do u live? Their northern mates plenty for lag wey dey do gate man, sell fruits, even some dey sell Burantashi. A niggha in US no go rob, with excuse sey na oyinbo plenty for White house.

Bros, manage this 50L of fuel for your sensible reply. A lazy man will always justify his excesses.

Abbeyunique2:
Let me share this analogy to shed more light: we all knw that pounded yam and efo riro is the best food in town, As much as we all love eating pounded yam, we get bored so we occasional try out fast food(with emphasis on fast) like Jollof rice, fried rice and small chops. so don't blame the player, blame the game.

I wonder if @ d point of eating that 'fastfood' she tells you to use a strong condom cos she's HIV positive. I wonder if you will still be 'hungry'. The day 'fastfood' will slow your metabolism down will soon come. Then, your eye will open.

ellacute45:
to be a baby mama or to marry someone as hot as flavour to give birth to a cute kid ..?

Pray, what is 'hot' in flavour?

chinjo:
Lie from the pit of hell. This is a ceremonial outfit worn during weddings or ceremonial parade. It is never worn for an Interview. Always verify before posting craps in this forum.

Don't take life too serious. You won't get out of it alive.

Niyinficient:
Nice outfit OP....am sure u ar proud of dat uniform...

It has been my dream to wear dat some day....bt the corruption in the country denied me dat....now am in one man's office wit shirt and tie... success in ur interview gallant soldier

Eh yahh, it's never too late to follow your dreams.

There is nothing wrong with his dressing and the belt still fits. Stop beefing @op. Your post reeks of jealousy and poor fashion sense.

Nothing OMG'ish about the pictures or about them. Man wey I'm prick no dey siddon somewhere.

What's to like?

lilmax:
It's not pleasing to the eye

At alllllll. E be like muscle or muskul sef. *spits thick spit*

eph12:
Most times it's not about beauty. How is their sex life? Is she always giving excuses why they can't? Also is she the nagging type? Is she the type that easily gets pissed off and violent? So many things.

There is NO excuse for cheating, even if her vagina disappears, every act of cheating is a DECISION on the part of the cheat to do so. Every excuse is what it is, an excuse. You chose to defile the marriage bed, you chose to dishonor your vows, you chose to slay your body for pleasure that gives a bitter taste after no matter how sweet the action is, you CHOSE, YOU!. We are, afterall responsible for our actions, not our spouse.

Anything Bill Gates, better to be careful, he gives lavishly and leaves a trail of barrenness, disease and health problems. I won't be surprised if these states start recording health mishaps a few years into the program.

Better a 'gift' we can take with two hands than one we will carry with our backs. Let Nigeria be careful and wary of Bill and Melinda gates. Not every grant is a grant.

[quote author=Amodsun

4. I Love The Fact That We Can Be Trusted

It takes a lot of faith and trust for people to share intimate things with you. We are talking about secrets and confidential information here. People literally lay their lives bare before their lawyers. Folks trust us with their lives. It’s humbling. I know it also comes with a great responsibility of not betraying that trust.[/quote]You can't be trusted bro. Wetin doctors go say? Or Pastor's wey their ear don full.
Folks trust you with their lives so you can defend them with your lies.

Someone is missing from the pictures. TOKE MAKINWA.

Even after the scam of N50 stamp duty payment. I wonder why beneficiaries have to be charged for stamp duty AGAIN when the payer has already paid stamp duty at the point of cheque book issuance.

Did anyone notice all Nigerian chequebooks carry a stamp duty paid imprint?

klax:
Can you imagine a silly statement from a silly SAN still touring 9 months of darkness and still touring Fashola or what did you call your name I'm ashame of you.

Anyway that is result of putting round peg is square hole because I don't understand how can a SAN become power minister I don't really know.

Fashola or fashameless keep touring ok you hear. And Amaechi the minister for Driver and Garage touts in River state to fight for election, fayemi touring Africa, Kachukwu we can not refine but buy fuel from outside, finance minister could not write common budget this us serious and shameful.

Inasmuch as I'll keep rooting for #bringbackBarthNnaji, please note that competence in his area of delegation transcends engineering knowledge. He can delegate and appoint suitable hands to fix the problem.

The only challenge is there is little time for trial and error and touring.. The Economy urgently needs power (electricity) to successfully achieve the 'Buy made in Nigeria' plan. Barth Nnaji, somehow, was able to conquer the #blackout demon when he was a Minister. He should be brought back to do it again.

[quote author=blackfase post=43795126]Rubbish! Gej-out of our way and that Ministry Uncle Fash. No b robe and wig matter b dis.....

All we are saying, #bringbackBarthNnaji[/quote


# BRING BACK BARTH NNAJI

omoharry:
how come non of all these Hausa/Fulani's rich men children wear hijab...religion is very funny..the rich are exempted from alot of these ugly an unattrative pratices while the poor are made to reflect how the religion should be seen and practice.

Weather too hot to dey wear hijab, u want make heat kill rich man pikin?
But the bride is beautiful I must say, she looks comfortable in her skin. Nothing overdone. Sweet and natural beauty.

Jackeeh:
Please can anybody help me out here : why do some people enlist in campus cults? Are there benefits attached to joining a secret cult?

I have always wondered why too. When I see boys doing yahoo yahoo, betting, I can still understand that there is a 'benefit' to it. But when people gather in d bush at night with cutlass,gun, machete risking mosquito and snake bite to shout 'odidikpokpodipo ee aah ee' and call themselves Capon and some silly names just so they can intimidate another set of fools, constantly look suspicious for four years or more which MUST be a great task and be avoided by fellow students on campus, I wonder if a part of their neurons didn't escape with their buried placenta at birth. Beats me.

Fools forming an eye for an eye when their mates are cleaning out nicely.

She too don dey yellow (unless na d light effect) [/color][color=#000099]

NenweIstson:
Nigeria is a country where tribalism, nepotism and favouritism is the order of the day. Prof Barth Nnaji built the power station that supplies Aso Rock, CBN etc power 24hours in a day, what stop these people from making him the power minister

#BRING BACK BARTH NNAJI as #MINISTER of POWER

mejai:
b4 d APC warriors will settle and start defending nonsense, pls have it in mind DAT PDP wasn't d best option o.
But,
1: how did PDP manage to give us light (2 weeks uninterrupted under Barth nnaji) under Presidio GEJ. I believe it was APC DAT fought DAT man. cos dey like trouble.

2: why would APC under Oga buhari and his okon, fashola, on assumption of office increased d tariff of electricity without providing steady supply to justify it.

3: I have always told people DAT APC is an expensive govt and fashola proved it to be so. u r a minster in-charge of road, Oga, can't u declare state of emergency on our highways and get cracking instead of talking about toll-gates.

Provide first b4 tasking..... common sense.
D devil (PDP) u know is beta Dan d angel( saints APC) u don't know. APC dey Bleep up.

My brother, God bless you. I want to start a #BRING BACK BARTH NNAJI campaign. He is the only minister I know that gave us uninterrupted power supply while serving. I won't throw shades. I just want an effective person working not some elitist lawyer who has no care about the effect of his 'Tax them all rules' on the masses.

#BRING BACK BARTH NNAJI

Let's stop celebrating these people. The moment they add value to human lives and start working for the masses should be the only time they should be newsworthy.

I'm amazed how we are all blaming Buhari, Fashola, Jonathan even Lord Lugard. While I do not deny that a percentage of blame rests upon them and the structureless institutions, have we even thought to blame OURSELVES?

We elected them to power, they live amongst us (from the disco managers to the elected officials) ,we are related to them, they are protected by armed men who are related to us and who suffer the same pain. They still drive on our streets (whether in a convoy or not) yet, what do we do. We never ask them questions, accosst them to know where the sudden source of wealth came from, we never demand wat we voted thhem in power for. Instead, we are blinded by religious and ethnic and tribal divisions.
Will your boss remember you're a Muslim or Christian or Ibo or yoruba or Hausa if you repeatedly fail to do your work and are unproductive ? Yet, we push these old excuses forward to defend looters and sappers of the destiny of our nation and the inheritance of our children.

No one tribe has suffered the brunt of corruption. We have ALL suffered it.
Still we do not learn. We only become gladiators in social media spaces, fighting each other, wasting away energy on the wrong opponents.
Once again I'm surprised we haven't looked inwards, the so called leaders are a little percentage of the followers. Surely, THEY cannot be the problem. WE ARE. The docile, long suffering, priority misplaced, easily swayed, painlessly influenced, tribally separated and cowardice followers.

YOU AND ME are to blame. Cos we do not think and know that the people in places of authority (note, not just power) are OBLIGATED to account to us.

I'm amazed how we are all blaming Buhari, Fashola, Jonathan even Lord Lugard. While I do not deny that a percentage of blame rests upon them and the structureless institutions, have we even thought to blame OURSELVES?

We elected them to power, they live amongst us (from the disco managers to the elected officials) ,we are related to them, they are protected by armed men who are related to us and who suffer the same pain. They still drive on our streets (whether in a convoy or not) yet, what do we do. We never ask them questions, accosst them to know where the sudden source of wealth came from, we never demand wat we voted thhem in power for. Instead, we are blinded by religious and ethnic and tribal divisions.
Will your boss remember you're a Muslim or Christian or Ibo or yoruba or Hausa if you repeatedly fail to do your work and are unproductive ? Yet, we push these old excuses forward to defend looters and sappers of the destiny of our nation and the inheritance of our children.

No one tribe has suffered the brunt of corruption. We have ALL suffered it.
Still we do not learn. We only become gladiators in social media spaces, fighting each other, wasting away energy on the wrong opponents.
Once again I'm surprised we haven't looked inwards, the so called leaders are a little percentage of the followers. Surely, THEY cannot be the problem. WE ARE. The docile, long suffering, priority misplaced, easily swayed, painlessly influenced, tribally separated and cowardice followers.
YOU AND ME are to blame. Cos we do not think and know that the people in places of authority (note, not just power) are OBLIGATED to account to us.

Thank you.

Akkord4gov:
I see this as mere promise,make dem feed Nigeria first na. Make dem produce rice that will make Nig to forget its importation then start to dey think of export

My thoughts exactly. Don’t put the cart before the horse.

dominique:
Wow, this is the first time I'm hearing that someone actually got paid from that kind of insurance policy. How long did it take for the company to release the money?

Took about a month.

ekoson95:
No evil done by man shall go unpunished. If not now, later; if not by man, by God. The victory of darkness over light is only temporary.

_{What a rugged coy where strong men shed tears and break legs, but remembering that there's a crown after all the battle, they sacrifice their lives for us. All soldiers are men, but not all men are soldiers.}



God bless our soldiers.

ALL SOLDIERS ARE MEN BUT NOT ALL MEN ARE SOLDIERS!

dominique:
He did a comprehensive insurance that's why he got paid. The one the op is talking about is a third-party insurance the government mandates every car owner to get. The money goes directly to the government's pocket and the car owner doesn't benefit from it in anyway. I'm yet to see anyone that has benefited from it.

It doesn't go directly to the government's pocket. It's insurance in case you hit another car. The problem is most people are ignorant of the fact that they can make claims with 3rd party insurance. Last year, a company's vehicle on 3rd Party insurance hit a Range @ Lekki Junction. After much grammar, I persuaded them to take advantage of the 5k 3rd party insurance. The Range was compensated up to about 85k cos d fender and tyre was off.

Without Knowledge, my people perish- Hosea 4:6