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Politics › Re: US Forces Locate Chibok Girls-New York Times by bitingcool: 6:17am On Apr 21, 2016
Godbest:
THE TOPIC CONTRADICT THE BODY
Walahi!!
Celebrities › Re: Annie Idibia Glows In New Photos by bitingcool: 5:07pm On Apr 20, 2016
Glowing with a randy husband? undecided lipsrsealed
Romance › Re: More Shocking And Fascinating Facts About Sex You Probably Don't Know. by bitingcool: 3:57pm On Apr 20, 2016
For the first time in a long while, no one mentioned Buhari or Ipod in a heavily visited thread...

Hhmmm. Sex is really a neutralizer.
Celebrities › Re: "Linda Ikeji Slept With Sesan Ogunro" - Wizkid's Fans Allege by bitingcool: 10:27am On Apr 18, 2016
Beeman1:
What me as a northerner observe in this fight is, Youruba's dey support their own(WIZKID) while Ibog's they also support their own(Linda Ikeji). Hmmm!
Carry your tribalistic brain elsewhere. What analysis did you carry out to conclude on your brainless deduction?

BTW, nothing wrong with rolling in the hay with Sesan. At least no be Atiku or anal she do with some flaccid alhaji. He's looks virile, fresh & healthy plus he must be matured to be quiet now when it's rampant to seek for cheap publicity.
Politics › Re: Reps Angry As Dogara, Jibrin, Others Inject N40b Projects Into Budget by bitingcool: 10:43am On Apr 14, 2016
StOla:
Yet some foolish Southerners are supporting the same Jibrin against Amaechi, claiming that the Coastal Railway was not in the original budget.

Are Jibrin' s and Dogora's project in the original budget?
Were they included in any subsequent amendment like Amaechi did for the coastal railway?
Did the relevant ministers defend those projects during the budget defence?

Lastly, did Jibrin wait for a supplementary budget before inserting his own personal projects outside the statutory allocation for constituency projects? Yet the same Jibrin is telling Amaechi and the President to wait till a new supplementary budget is raised by the executive before a critical project can be approved.

The problem with hate is that people self-destruct, thinking they are hurting their enemies. Some are determined that Buhari must not achieve anything good within their political domain, as if he was responsible for the failure of their own son on home soil.

Buhari and Amaechi may never need to use the coastal railway in their lifetime, but the supposed beneficiaries are supporting the arguments of the very person who has robbed them to make his own people happy.

Years from now, a new generation of Southern bigots would proclaim that the North allocated lots of infrastructural projects to themselves, oblivious of the self-hate that caused their own neglect.
Thank you. I hope your words get to be seen by all Nigerians so we wake up and see how the electorate short changes us and how public funds vanish.
Family › Re: My Parents Divorce Left My Life In Shambles by bitingcool: 3:57pm On Apr 12, 2016
Sorry ops for the ordeal you experienced.

Is there any known psychological center where people with pain can receive counseling? Can anyone assist the ops with details of such?
Autos › Re: Suspected Stolen Range Rover(photo) by bitingcool: 1:15pm On Apr 12, 2016
Dreamwaker:
No one parks a clean range without number plates on a street for weeks with no for sale sign.

Either it's stolen or it has contraband in it. It's suspicious sha. Who knows, you might be the one who stole it. Your post is suspicious.

Modified
Looked at your profile and I don't mean to be funny but you can be suspicious all u want baby, you have curvilicious immunity.

Terms
As long as you are the girl in ur profile pic
She's sure got the curves. I just hope she's discarded that hair wey be like kilichi
Health › Re: I Am Only 24 And I Am Diagnosed Of Impotency, Why Is Life So Unfair? by bitingcool: 7:02pm On Apr 10, 2016
missyadorable:
NOBODY...am a Mrs and a mother to be soon
Story.. mother to be without milk of human kindness. How pathetic.
Health › Re: I Am Only 24 And I Am Diagnosed Of Impotency, Why Is Life So Unfair? by bitingcool: 6:47pm On Apr 10, 2016
Trapnews:
You and I know the guy is not himself. How do you expect someone contemplating suicide to be normal? If you truly have the solution to his problem why not give him? Please stop compounding is problem. Chai! If men were God...
My brother, God bless you. Someone is in the throes of depression and he still wants him to be begging him to share his lifetime impotency cure. If you want to help, you will help. Not forming alpha and omega over another man's predicament. Truly, if Men were God expecially some Nigerian Men, we will be queuing up for air to breathe like fuel scarcity
Health › Re: I Am Only 24 And I Am Diagnosed Of Impotency, Why Is Life So Unfair? by bitingcool: 6:32pm On Apr 10, 2016
Decker:
Wow. I am really sorry. Had it been you weren't Nigerian and you didn't leave in Nigeria, I'd have advised you to visit international forums where you'd find ladies who aren't interested in intercourse, and just want the fore-play and other things that don't involve intercourse. There are women like that, I don't know if there are Nigerian women like that, but there is no way to find out is there? You can't go around asking girls that sort of thing, and when you create such kind of thread on Nigeria's biggest forum, NL, all you get is all sorts of negative and discouraging responses.

I honestly don't know what advice to give. Nigerian girls want to be penetrated by an erect dick. At least that's what applies to all the ones I have come across both online and offline. Notice my emphasis on "Nigerian," that's because that's how Nigerians are wired. We always tend to fall at the tail end of the "normal spectrum," except you don't want to date and marry Nigerian women.

But with the speedy advancement in medicine and pharmacy, maybe there is a cure for you. Maybe a hormone boost or something. Just do more research and hopefully, you'd find something that's worth giving a try.

Please don't contemplate the thought of taking your life. It's not worth it. There is more to life than sex. And like I said, there could be a cure for you. There are other things that you derive joy from doing. Spend time doing those things and try to keep your mind off your predicament. I know it's hard, but you have to try. I wish you all the best.
Thanks for giving such a matured reply. I hope it'll help him. @op, don't loose hope. Still search for answers from people that have experienced such and foreign practice.
Politics › Re: Idps In Sambisa Camp Live Lesser Than Goats- Doctor Shares Heartbreaking Pics by bitingcool: 9:26pm On Apr 09, 2016
Qwqq
jjcena:
Waste of money and time. Their brother president is busy voyaging all cracks and crevices of our planet not minding the harsh economic policies his worm corroded brain is garbaging out, everyday I struggle to make ends meet. You de tell me to donate. I rather gather all of them together in the guise of sharing food, wipe them off with bombs and suicide bombers.
May God forgive you for what you just said. May he have mercy on your words. What manner of hate would make you want to gather displaced suffering people and 'wipe' them off in the name of intolerance. You think you are better than them? You think you are safe where you are? It iss simply the grace of God that has not reduced you to their level. It's a shame. How we have lost our feelings for our fellow man. Even Jesus Christ on the cross displayed mercy and yet tomorrow, you will carry Bible to go to church. You!! That the ground can open and swallow in 5 seconds for no just cause!! Or a bike can crush and reduce to a cripple eternally, you want to wipe people off. For whathuh

Let's be careful how we channel our hate. The essence of humanity must not be allowed to leave us because of the deeds and misdeeds of past leaders and followers. The dark, thoughtless comments this post has garnered should make us reflect. Are we becoming more or less human as the days go by?
May God guide our hearts.
Crime › Re: Abuja Babe Drags Man To Court For Refusing To Pay After Sex by bitingcool: 3:56pm On Apr 09, 2016
Edubrazilnwa:
Nawa oo 10k jst to the push in nd out,God may I nt be this stupid.
Battles, wars and disputes of legendary sizes have arisen solely by the power of the p*$sy. Don't underestimate the power it wields. Some generations have gone down and gone extinct. 10k is fair price for a local commercial one.
Crime › Re: Driver And The Trader 'swallowed' Cocaine Worth N39m by bitingcool: 1:48pm On Apr 09, 2016
Kakayaraznits:
Bro abeg which state in Nigeria do u live? Their northern mates plenty for lag wey dey do gate man, sell fruits, even some dey sell Burantashi. A niggha in US no go rob, with excuse sey na oyinbo plenty for White house.
Bros, manage this 50L of fuel for your sensible reply. A lazy man will always justify his excesses.
Family › Re: 7 Reasons Why Married Men Cheat by bitingcool: 7:30pm On Apr 08, 2016
Abbeyunique2:
Let me share this analogy to shed more light: we all knw that pounded yam and efo riro is the best food in town, As much as we all love eating pounded yam, we get bored so we occasional try out fast food(with emphasis on fast) like Jollof rice, fried rice and small chops. so don't blame the player, blame the game.
I wonder if @ d point of eating that 'fastfood' she tells you to use a strong condom cos she's HIV positive. I wonder if you will still be 'hungry'. The day 'fastfood' will slow your metabolism down will soon come. Then, your eye will open.
Celebrities › Re: Flavour's Beautiful Daughter & Babymama, Anna Banner by bitingcool: 6:31pm On Apr 06, 2016
ellacute45:
undecided to be a baby mama or to marry someone as hot as flavour to give birth to a cute kid grin cheesy..?
Pray, what is 'hot' in flavour? undecided undecided
Jobs/Vacancies › Re: A Nairalander's Outfit To A Military Interview - PICS by bitingcool: 11:51am On Apr 06, 2016
chinjo:
Lie from the pit of hell. This is a ceremonial outfit worn during weddings or ceremonial parade. It is never worn for an Interview. Always verify before posting craps in this forum.
Don't take life too serious. You won't get out of it alive.
Jobs/Vacancies › Re: A Nairalander's Outfit To A Military Interview - PICS by bitingcool: 11:48am On Apr 06, 2016
Niyinficient:
Nice outfit OP....am sure u ar proud of dat uniform...

It has been my dream to wear dat some day....bt the corruption in the country denied me dat....now am in one man's office wit shirt and tie... success in ur interview gallant soldier
Eh yahh, it's never too late to follow your dreams. cry
Celebrities › Re: Kcee Steps Out In A Cool Combo Outfit But Still Got It Wrong by bitingcool: 11:01am On Apr 02, 2016
There is nothing wrong with his dressing and the belt still fits. Stop beefing @op. Your post reeks of jealousy and poor fashion sense.
Celebrities › Re: 10 “OMG I Wanna Marry” Pictures Of 2face And Annie Idibia Together (photos) by bitingcool: 4:33pm On Mar 30, 2016
Nothing OMG'ish about the pictures or about them. Man wey I'm prick no dey siddon somewhere.

What's to like? huh huh undecided
Celebrities › Re: Kayla Oniwo Flaunts Boobs In Cleavage Baring Photos by bitingcool: 4:32am On Mar 29, 2016
lilmax:
It's not pleasing to the eye
At alllllll. E be like muscle or muskul sef. *spits thick spit*
Celebrities › Re: Caroline Danjuma Steps Out In Backless Dress (photos) by bitingcool: 11:58am On Mar 28, 2016
eph12:
Most times it's not about beauty. How is their sex life? Is she always giving excuses why they can't? Also is she the nagging type? Is she the type that easily gets pissed off and violent? So many things.
There is NO excuse for cheating, even if her vagina disappears, every act of cheating is a DECISION on the part of the cheat to do so. Every excuse is what it is, an excuse. You chose to defile the marriage bed, you chose to dishonor your vows, you chose to slay your body for pleasure that gives a bitter taste after no matter how sweet the action is, you CHOSE, YOU!. We are, afterall responsible for our actions, not our spouse.
Agriculture › Re: Bill Gates Ear-marks $6m For Cassava And Rice In Nigeria by bitingcool: 3:58pm On Mar 26, 2016
Anything Bill Gates, better to be careful, he gives lavishly and leaves a trail of barrenness, disease and health problems. I won't be surprised if these states start recording health mishaps a few years into the program.

Better a 'gift' we can take with two hands than one we will carry with our backs. Let Nigeria be careful and wary of Bill and Melinda gates. Not every grant is a grant.
Career › Re: 4 Crazy Things I Love About Being A Lawyer by bitingcool: 4:50pm On Mar 23, 2016
[quote author=Amodsun

4. I Love The Fact That We Can Be Trusted

It takes a lot of faith and trust for people to share intimate things with you. We are talking about secrets and confidential information here. People literally lay their lives bare before their lawyers. Folks trust us with their lives. It’s humbling. I know it also comes with a great responsibility of not betraying that trust.[/quote]You can't be trusted bro. Wetin doctors go say? Or Pastor's wey their ear don full.
Folks trust you with their lives so you can defend them with your lies.
Celebrities › Re: Juliet Ibrahim 30th Birthday Celebration (Photos) by bitingcool: 2:29pm On Mar 17, 2016
Someone is missing from the pictures. TOKE MAKINWA.
Business › Re: CBN Introduces New Charges On ATM Cards, Cheques by bitingcool:
Even after the scam of N50 stamp duty payment. I wonder why beneficiaries have to be charged for stamp duty AGAIN when the payer has already paid stamp duty at the point of cheque book issuance.

Did anyone notice all Nigerian chequebooks carry a stamp duty paid imprint?

Politics › Re: Am On Tour To Understand Causes Of Nigeria’s Epileptic Power Supply: Fashola by bitingcool: 6:22pm On Mar 15, 2016
klax:
Can you imagine a silly statement from a silly SAN still touring 9 months of darkness and still touring Fashola or what did you call your name I'm ashame of you.

Anyway that is result of putting round peg is square hole because I don't understand how can a SAN become power minister I don't really know.

Fashola or fashameless keep touring ok you hear. And Amaechi the minister for Driver and Garage touts in River state to fight for election, fayemi touring Africa, Kachukwu we can not refine but buy fuel from outside, finance minister could not write common budget this us serious and shameful.
Inasmuch as I'll keep rooting for #bringbackBarthNnaji, please note that competence in his area of delegation transcends engineering knowledge. He can delegate and appoint suitable hands to fix the problem.

The only challenge is there is little time for trial and error and touring.. The Economy urgently needs power (electricity) to successfully achieve the 'Buy made in Nigeria' plan. Barth Nnaji, somehow, was able to conquer the #blackout demon when he was a Minister. He should be brought back to do it again.
Politics › Re: Am On Tour To Understand Causes Of Nigeria’s Epileptic Power Supply: Fashola by bitingcool: 5:48pm On Mar 15, 2016
[quote author=blackfase post=43795126]Rubbish! Gej-out of our way and that Ministry Uncle Fash. No b robe and wig matter b dis.....

All we are saying, #bringbackBarthNnaji[/quote


# BRING BACK BARTH NNAJI
Culture › Re: Ado Bayero’s Son Set To Wed,Checkout His Lovely Pre-wedding Photos by bitingcool: 3:26pm On Mar 15, 2016
omoharry:
how come non of all these Hausa/Fulani's rich men children wear hijab...religion is very funny..the rich are exempted from alot of these ugly an unattrative pratices while the poor are made to reflect how the religion should be seen and practice.
Weather too hot to dey wear hijab, u want make heat kill rich man pikin?
But the bride is beautiful I must say, she looks comfortable in her skin. Nothing overdone. Sweet and natural beauty.
Crime › Re: Cultists Behead Two Students Of Abia State University (warning!! Graphic Photos) by bitingcool: 9:10pm On Mar 13, 2016
Jackeeh:
Please can anybody help me out here : why do some people enlist in campus cults? Are there benefits attached to joining a secret cult?
I have always wondered why too. When I see boys doing yahoo yahoo, betting, I can still understand that there is a 'benefit' to it. But when people gather in d bush at night with cutlass,gun, machete risking mosquito and snake bite to shout 'odidikpokpodipo ee aah ee' and call themselves Capon and some silly names just so they can intimidate another set of fools, constantly look suspicious for four years or more which MUST be a great task and be avoided by fellow students on campus, I wonder if a part of their neurons didn't escape with their buried placenta at birth. Beats me.

Fools forming an eye for an eye when their mates are cleaning out nicely.
Celebrities › Re: Yemi Alade Shows Cleavage And Thigh In New Photo by bitingcool: 11:30pm On Mar 11, 2016
She too don dey yellow (unless na d light effect) [/color][color=#000099] cry shocked huh huh
Politics › Re: Nigerians Mock Fashola On Twitter Over Drop In Power Supply(Pics) by bitingcool: 11:50pm On Mar 10, 2016
NenweIstson:
Nigeria is a country where tribalism, nepotism and favouritism is the order of the day. Prof Barth Nnaji built the power station that supplies Aso Rock, CBN etc power 24hours in a day, what stop these people from making him the power minister
#BRING BACK BARTH NNAJI as #MINISTER of POWER

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