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CareerRe: 4 Crazy Things I Love About Being A Lawyer by bitingcool: 4:50pm On Mar 23, 2016
[quote author=Amodsun

4. I Love The Fact That We Can Be Trusted

It takes a lot of faith and trust for people to share intimate things with you. We are talking about secrets and confidential information here. People literally lay their lives bare before their lawyers. Folks trust us with their lives. It’s humbling. I know it also comes with a great responsibility of not betraying that trust.[/quote]You can't be trusted bro. Wetin doctors go say? Or Pastor's wey their ear don full.
Folks trust you with their lives so you can defend them with your lies.
CelebritiesRe: Juliet Ibrahim 30th Birthday Celebration (Photos) by bitingcool: 2:29pm On Mar 17, 2016
Someone is missing from the pictures. TOKE MAKINWA.
BusinessRe: CBN Introduces New Charges On ATM Cards, Cheques by bitingcool:
Even after the scam of N50 stamp duty payment. I wonder why beneficiaries have to be charged for stamp duty AGAIN when the payer has already paid stamp duty at the point of cheque book issuance.

Did anyone notice all Nigerian chequebooks carry a stamp duty paid imprint?

PoliticsRe: Am On Tour To Understand Causes Of Nigeria’s Epileptic Power Supply: Fashola by bitingcool: 6:22pm On Mar 15, 2016
klax:
Can you imagine a silly statement from a silly SAN still touring 9 months of darkness and still touring Fashola or what did you call your name I'm ashame of you.

Anyway that is result of putting round peg is square hole because I don't understand how can a SAN become power minister I don't really know.

Fashola or fashameless keep touring ok you hear. And Amaechi the minister for Driver and Garage touts in River state to fight for election, fayemi touring Africa, Kachukwu we can not refine but buy fuel from outside, finance minister could not write common budget this us serious and shameful.
Inasmuch as I'll keep rooting for #bringbackBarthNnaji, please note that competence in his area of delegation transcends engineering knowledge. He can delegate and appoint suitable hands to fix the problem.

The only challenge is there is little time for trial and error and touring.. The Economy urgently needs power (electricity) to successfully achieve the 'Buy made in Nigeria' plan. Barth Nnaji, somehow, was able to conquer the #blackout demon when he was a Minister. He should be brought back to do it again.
PoliticsRe: Am On Tour To Understand Causes Of Nigeria’s Epileptic Power Supply: Fashola by bitingcool: 5:48pm On Mar 15, 2016
[quote author=blackfase post=43795126]Rubbish! Gej-out of our way and that Ministry Uncle Fash. No b robe and wig matter b dis.....

All we are saying, #bringbackBarthNnaji[/quote


# BRING BACK BARTH NNAJI
CultureRe: Ado Bayero’s Son Set To Wed,Checkout His Lovely Pre-wedding Photos by bitingcool: 3:26pm On Mar 15, 2016
omoharry:
how come non of all these Hausa/Fulani's rich men children wear hijab...religion is very funny..the rich are exempted from alot of these ugly an unattrative pratices while the poor are made to reflect how the religion should be seen and practice.
Weather too hot to dey wear hijab, u want make heat kill rich man pikin?
But the bride is beautiful I must say, she looks comfortable in her skin. Nothing overdone. Sweet and natural beauty.
CrimeRe: Cultists Behead Two Students Of Abia State University (warning!! Graphic Photos) by bitingcool: 9:10pm On Mar 13, 2016
Jackeeh:
Please can anybody help me out here : why do some people enlist in campus cults? Are there benefits attached to joining a secret cult?
I have always wondered why too. When I see boys doing yahoo yahoo, betting, I can still understand that there is a 'benefit' to it. But when people gather in d bush at night with cutlass,gun, machete risking mosquito and snake bite to shout 'odidikpokpodipo ee aah ee' and call themselves Capon and some silly names just so they can intimidate another set of fools, constantly look suspicious for four years or more which MUST be a great task and be avoided by fellow students on campus, I wonder if a part of their neurons didn't escape with their buried placenta at birth. Beats me.

Fools forming an eye for an eye when their mates are cleaning out nicely.
CelebritiesRe: Yemi Alade Shows Cleavage And Thigh In New Photo by bitingcool: 11:30pm On Mar 11, 2016
She too don dey yellow (unless na d light effect) [/color][color=#000099] cry shocked huh huh
PoliticsRe: Nigerians Mock Fashola On Twitter Over Drop In Power Supply(Pics) by bitingcool: 11:50pm On Mar 10, 2016
NenweIstson:
Nigeria is a country where tribalism, nepotism and favouritism is the order of the day. Prof Barth Nnaji built the power station that supplies Aso Rock, CBN etc power 24hours in a day, what stop these people from making him the power minister
#BRING BACK BARTH NNAJI as #MINISTER of POWER
PoliticsRe: Nigerians Mock Fashola On Twitter Over Drop In Power Supply(Pics) by bitingcool: 11:40pm On Mar 10, 2016
mejai:
b4 d APC warriors will settle and start defending nonsense, pls have it in mind DAT PDP wasn't d best option o.
But,
1: how did PDP manage to give us light (2 weeks uninterrupted under Barth nnaji) under Presidio GEJ. I believe it was APC DAT fought DAT man. cos dey like trouble.

2: why would APC under Oga buhari and his okon, fashola, on assumption of office increased d tariff of electricity without providing steady supply to justify it.

3: I have always told people DAT APC is an expensive govt and fashola proved it to be so. u r a minster in-charge of road, Oga, can't u declare state of emergency on our highways and get cracking instead of talking about toll-gates.

Provide first b4 tasking..... common sense.
D devil (PDP) u know is beta Dan d angel( saints APC) u don't know. APC dey Bleep up.
My brother, God bless you. I want to start a #BRING BACK BARTH NNAJI campaign. He is the only minister I know that gave us uninterrupted power supply while serving. I won't throw shades. I just want an effective person working not some elitist lawyer who has no care about the effect of his 'Tax them all rules' on the masses.

#BRING BACK BARTH NNAJI
PoliticsRe: Toyin Saraki Joins Rotary International - Arch Klumph Society - Photos by bitingcool: 4:22pm On Mar 10, 2016
Let's stop celebrating these people. The moment they add value to human lives and start working for the masses should be the only time they should be newsworthy.
PoliticsRe: Day 4: Total Blackout In Nigeria. Why The Silence? by bitingcool: 9:11am On Mar 10, 2016
I'm amazed how we are all blaming Buhari, Fashola, Jonathan even Lord Lugard. While I do not deny that a percentage of blame rests upon them and the structureless institutions, have we even thought to blame OURSELVES?

We elected them to power, they live amongst us (from the disco managers to the elected officials) ,we are related to them, they are protected by armed men who are related to us and who suffer the same pain. They still drive on our streets (whether in a convoy or not) yet, what do we do. We never ask them questions, accosst them to know where the sudden source of wealth came from, we never demand wat we voted thhem in power for. Instead, we are blinded by religious and ethnic and tribal divisions.
Will your boss remember you're a Muslim or Christian or Ibo or yoruba or Hausa if you repeatedly fail to do your work and are unproductive ? Yet, we push these old excuses forward to defend looters and sappers of the destiny of our nation and the inheritance of our children.

No one tribe has suffered the brunt of corruption. We have ALL suffered it.
Still we do not learn. We only become gladiators in social media spaces, fighting each other, wasting away energy on the wrong opponents.
Once again I'm surprised we haven't looked inwards, the so called leaders are a little percentage of the followers. Surely, THEY cannot be the problem. WE ARE. The docile, long suffering, priority misplaced, easily swayed, painlessly influenced, tribally separated and cowardice followers.

YOU AND ME are to blame. Cos we do not think and know that the people in places of authority (note, not just power) are OBLIGATED to account to us.
PoliticsRe: Blackout: Electricity Generation Sinks To 1,580MW by bitingcool: 9:04am On Mar 10, 2016
I'm amazed how we are all blaming Buhari, Fashola, Jonathan even Lord Lugard. While I do not deny that a percentage of blame rests upon them and the structureless institutions, have we even thought to blame OURSELVES?

We elected them to power, they live amongst us (from the disco managers to the elected officials) ,we are related to them, they are protected by armed men who are related to us and who suffer the same pain. They still drive on our streets (whether in a convoy or not) yet, what do we do. We never ask them questions, accosst them to know where the sudden source of wealth came from, we never demand wat we voted thhem in power for. Instead, we are blinded by religious and ethnic and tribal divisions.
Will your boss remember you're a Muslim or Christian or Ibo or yoruba or Hausa if you repeatedly fail to do your work and are unproductive ? Yet, we push these old excuses forward to defend looters and sappers of the destiny of our nation and the inheritance of our children.

No one tribe has suffered the brunt of corruption. We have ALL suffered it.
Still we do not learn. We only become gladiators in social media spaces, fighting each other, wasting away energy on the wrong opponents.
Once again I'm surprised we haven't looked inwards, the so called leaders are a little percentage of the followers. Surely, THEY cannot be the problem. WE ARE. The docile, long suffering, priority misplaced, easily swayed, painlessly influenced, tribally separated and cowardice followers.
YOU AND ME are to blame. Cos we do not think and know that the people in places of authority (note, not just power) are OBLIGATED to account to us.

Thank you.
AgricultureRe: Anambra To Begin Export Of Rice Soon – Gov. Obiano by bitingcool: 9:45am On Mar 08, 2016
Akkord4gov:
I see this as mere promise,make dem feed Nigeria first na. Make dem produce rice that will make Nig to forget its importation then start to dey think of export
My thoughts exactly. Don’t put the cart before the horse.
Car TalkRe: What Is The Purpose Of The Vehicle Insurance Fees Imposed By The Government? by bitingcool: 10:21pm On Mar 04, 2016
dominique:
Wow, this is the first time I'm hearing that someone actually got paid from that kind of insurance policy. How long did it take for the company to release the money?
Took about a month.
PoliticsRe: Fleeing Boko Haram Terrorists Gunned Down By Troops In Sambisa Forest. Photos by bitingcool: 4:20pm On Mar 04, 2016
ekoson95:
No evil done by man shall go unpunished. If not now, later; if not by man, by God. The victory of darkness over light is only temporary.

What a rugged coy where strong men shed tears and break legs, but remembering that there's a crown after all the battle, they sacrifice their lives for us. All soldiers are men, but not all men are soldiers.



God bless our soldiers.
ALL SOLDIERS ARE MEN BUT NOT ALL MEN ARE SOLDIERS!
Car TalkRe: What Is The Purpose Of The Vehicle Insurance Fees Imposed By The Government? by bitingcool: 11:46am On Mar 04, 2016
dominique:
He did a comprehensive insurance that's why he got paid. The one the op is talking about is a third-party insurance the government mandates every car owner to get. The money goes directly to the government's pocket and the car owner doesn't benefit from it in anyway. I'm yet to see anyone that has benefited from it.
It doesn't go directly to the government's pocket. It's insurance in case you hit another car. The problem is most people are ignorant of the fact that they can make claims with 3rd party insurance. Last year, a company's vehicle on 3rd Party insurance hit a Range @ Lekki Junction. After much grammar, I persuaded them to take advantage of the 5k 3rd party insurance. The Range was compensated up to about 85k cos d fender and tyre was off.

Without Knowledge, my people perish- Hosea 4:6
RomanceRe: I Was Not Honest About my age And Now My Man Wont Forgive Me by bitingcool: 10:05am On Feb 27, 2016
Lexusgs430:
A divorcee also planning marriage after only 5 weeks meeting online?
I wonder why his marriage failed and if he is actually divorced!!!
Good point

A divorcee rushing into marriage is to be feared. He should even be begging you. He has THREE teenagers!!!!!! That means your initial love love no go long 'cos you will start dealing with issues from the get go. Better excape for your life and thank God for the lie barrier. You never enter the relationship, issues don dey pile up.
RomanceRe: I Was Not Honest About my age And Now My Man Wont Forgive Me by bitingcool: 9:55am On Feb 27, 2016
Lexusgs430:
You meet him 5 weeks ago(online) and planning marriage, with someone you have not seen physically?
I tire oooo, fast lane love, better watch yourself. You could be in lust. Have you also considered that he could also be unforgiving and a tad inconsiderate man? To have begged for so long and he hasn't yielded and he is also 'in this hot love' with you. You're in lust darling, don't let your desperation and eagerness to exit the single club turn you to a divorcee too. By the way, what's the difference between 32 and 35? Its in the same class.
BusinessRe: From Lagos To Igbo Land: My Business Move by bitingcool: 4:45pm On Feb 26, 2016
Wow, you're a courageous man. Few people have the patience to start from scratch. Withh dogged determination and focused planning, you will succeed. Keep it up. God bless your effort. Just remember that you can make it without cheating anyone & be generous to those that deserve and do not deserve it.
CelebritiesRe: 'Emergency':P-Loops Calls Out D'banj For Not Paying Producer by bitingcool: 11:13am On Feb 24, 2016
khristals:
the music industry is full of sh!t grin

that was how i wrote a major song that year, sent a voicenote to a record label i was looking forward to getting signed with

and the next thing i knew i was listening to my song on radio cry

the artiste wey dem give the song no even sing am well angry




can i also create a thread for my storyhuh
By all means, go ahead. If you have evidence and can get a good copyright lawyer, who knows, you might be compensated. Make sure you have evidence though.
BusinessRe: Speculators Get Their Fingers Burnt, Naira Strengthens To N310/$ by bitingcool: 10:40am On Feb 24, 2016
RichYoungNigga:
Analysis from uneducated people.
So, because naira gained 60 naira, you have the courage to dance around ??

The oil sale is only source of Nigeria income, what happens when the top dogs like Saudi Arabia and Iran floods the market with excessive oil ?? and they also sells way cheaper.

This your jubilation will turn to sorrow soon.
Let's watch and see.
Next month, $1 will exchange for 500 naira.
Doomsday Predictor, modern day Nostradamus. Clap for yourself.
While I admit that the economy is biting now, it will get better as long as we keep looking inwards and stronger policies are put in place.m our jubilation will not turn to sorrow 'cos we are fighting for the economy our. Children will inherit. Just because you want to call Buhari a failure doesn't mean you should wish this country be damned. There are other people living here asides Buhari... and mind you, there's no fear even if it rises to 500, more people will start looking inwards and by God's grace, the heat of the dollar will not only touch you too but burn you enough that you dump everything foreign and every negative language to push for progressive policies and a better Nigeria.
Think before you talk.
Car TalkRe: Preventive Maintance Tips : Automatic Gear Box by bitingcool: 5:06pm On Feb 21, 2016
Thank you for the tips. Can you please drop a link to an app for oil change alerts?
CultureRe: Olubadan-In-Council Declares Eze Ndigbo Illegal by bitingcool: 9:26am On Feb 19, 2016
plaetton:
What exactly is this " our way of life" that you are referring to?

And when did it become our way of life?

And where is your diaspora? Ibadan?
Get serious.
If you want to be the EZE, enter a bus to your village.

You insult the sensibilities of both Igbos and host communities with these ego- inspired, vainglorious display of arrogance and ignorance.

This EZE ndigbo nonsense is an embarrassment to Igbos.

I am glad they are being appropriately reprimanded for this juvenile nonsense.
Bros, whenever you want, I owe you two bottles of whatever premium drink you desire. An absolute shame a group of people will embarrass themselves and others without giving their action a thought.
CelebritiesRe: Davido's New Adorable Photos With Daughter by bitingcool: 7:23am On Feb 19, 2016
publicenemy:
imade is a Bini name. stop stealing our names.
Stop acting ignorant. His mum's name is Imade. One of the most beautiful,graceful and amazing women that ever lived. Her memory lives on.
Christianity EtcRe: Anita Oyakhilome Gets Divorce Certificate by bitingcool: 4:40pm On Feb 18, 2016
snthesis:
unfortunately, this isnt about chris and anita. its an attack on Christians and the Family. What better way to sabotage the sanctity of marriage than the public dissolution of a prominent/well renowned "Pastor", the end game simply put, is baby Christians (even some Elect) that look up this so called "men of God" now have a precedence not to stay in marriages i.e. if "Pastor" Anita divorce "Pastor" Chris, then "who am i not to divorce my Husband and vice versa."
So if Pastor Chris and Anita enter hot oil, who are the followers not to enter ba? Only a fool will follow the steps of Pastor this and that and not what the bible says.
Iss there Pastor in the bible or heaven? The problem is most Nigerian Christians especially forget that their MOG is also a Man. It's only the God part they see.
The Bible said contend for your faith and fight for your own salvation with fear and trembling.
I have no comments concerning their personal lives but this I know. As they press towards the mark of Salvation, if God qualifies them by grace, then they are saved. All d follow follow people that haven't eaten 'belleful' and that don't even know anything about them but want to die on their matter like nairaland tribalists are just wasting their precious time. Allll man for themselves.
CelebritiesRe: Gucci Scarf & Sunglasses BankyW Wore To Ebuka's Wedding (pics) by bitingcool: 5:24pm On Feb 07, 2016
Good for him.

Of what use is glorifying Gucci and co. Same mentality that is ruining our nation. We should be ashamed it's only a Mai Atafo piece that is Nigerian there. So annoying, showing the bottom of someone's shoes all to prove a point.

As long as we remain slaves to Gucci, Pucci, Giambatistta and co, our industry will remain grounded. Our youth had better get their perspective off the ground.
RomanceRe: What My Bro Did To An Ex (classic Blast) by bitingcool: 8:47am On Feb 07, 2016
timilehing:
Kids do it with cheap talks, mature guys do it in absolute silence and smile
Very true. The op and his brother have very limited reasoning. Is that how you tell God thank you by looking for those that have wronged you to avenge them?

If God now blesses him with more, what will he do? Crush them or splash dirty water on them? Mature people are grateful for progress and move on.
CelebritiesRe: Ebuka Uchendu & Cynthia's White Wedding Today (Photos) by bitingcool: 3:28pm On Feb 06, 2016
Happy married life to them.
From my candid observation, I think most male folks of this era do not regard the sanctity of marriage.
Married men having side chick's, keeping late nights and generally dishonoring the wows they made seem to be the order of the day.

Despite having women who deliver the sex, food, looks, money and even the lineage back to back.
It seems society has accepted the 'cheating ' toga as a normalcy. What a shame.

I pray it's not too llate for broken hearts, disappointed wives and philandering husbands.

It's is better to remain single till you can conquer the flesh.
PoliticsRe: Obasanjo Prostrates Before The Ooni Of Ife! by bitingcool: 1:30am On Feb 06, 2016
Akanbiedu:
Old fox.
You got it right. An old clever cunning wise dangerous calculated fox. The worst of its kind. I'll watch my back for that type.
EventsRe: Amazing Wedding Pics Of A Nairaland Couple from Texas (see Gorgeous Pics) by bitingcool: 12:32am On Jan 31, 2016
Happy married life to both of them.

The bride's complexion looking like maheeda's client. Armpit and fingers plus
BusinessRe: My Experience In Egg Distribution Investment. by bitingcool: 7:41pm On Jan 27, 2016
Hello blackkie,

I must say thank you for this post. Reading from page one to the end was like attending a Jamb Class. I want to appreciate your open mindedness.
I am currently sourcing for clients and would like to speak with you. Also I will love. The farm link in Edo state.

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