₦airaland Forum

EgunMogaji:
It seems that every non-entity will climb atop the pulpit today to give a sermon

Yah all suckle up to respect on an online forum as if it pays your bills. You know where you can shove your respect

Did you just say something?
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I didn't notice

shogotermies:
please mr seun,how can I delete my account?

Better learn how to handle adversity
You face it or ignore it not run away from it irrespective of who dishes it to you.
You learn from every situation not shut yourself out.
Grow up.. and grow up fast.

sexychocho:
Can't biliv wat I heard abt Seun 2day

Are u guys kidding?

I pray itz nt too late for those dat doesn't biliv God exist

O ga gannnnnn ni oooooo

What can't you believe
Seun is a human being
A young guy below 40 or even 35 sef. Who was a nerd in hiss class and did what he liked doing. Programming or some stuff
He's imperfect. He poos and farts like you do and has a right to believe or not believe in whatever he wants to.

Stop hypin humans abeg. We all get committed to the earth @ d end.

AngelAhnie:
Funny
The devil is speaking through egunmogaji

Walahi, I have never seen him attack an op like that before, apparently, he played mainly on the ops 'immaturity ' and respect of him

No one cares if you're an atheist. Even the bible says 'the fool will say there is no God '. Not me, the bible

@ op. Next time, ignore comments that do not sit well with you. You made your point, and I commend you. Don't ever feel the need to justify yourself to anyone. no one here is worth it. They ain't your lecturers nor did they purchase your mb. Take pride in your belief in God. It's the wise path to follow.
Take care.

Apparently, saraki was reading Dangote's script to test the waters. The only thing that will stop these thieves is the masses. We have to move against them. Companies are reducing staff members due to recession. Why haven't they thought about reducing senators, reps and the volume of greed and unproductive thinking in their heads.

The only thing that will make saraki agree to suggest such nonsense is the promise that he'll get a large percentage if nlng is sold. Filthy greedy bastards. Dangote's manipulative tendencies will soon get the best of him

Businessideas:
See your ignorance everywhere on your post because you are not humble enough to learn. You don't know and you are forming that you know makes you a danger to everyone around you. There are top schools in the category of those two schools and are even more expensive than those two schools. I am sure you don't know that is why you called those two schools Cambridge and Oxford.Stop contradicting yourself by saying that they are free and are the same. You're calling the school a scam because you're not rich enough to send your children there or your parents are not blessed enough financially to send you there.
Quit hating.British education is not like Nigeria education, they have more exams boards and the standard requirements and cost of registration and accreditation for each board varies, the expensive and premium boards ones are mostly patronized by the top independent schools, I am sure that at that fee CIS is charging, they will be on those premium elite exam board. It's then like bringing the top independent schools in the UK to Nigeria which caters to the need of expatriates, rich and wealthy Nigerians mostly resident in that part of the country. That is why CIS is not in your village or outskirt suburbs where people like you live

Just shut up
Your attitude stinks already

ayusco85:
Congrats. I tap into this Ur testimony. That bank job will come to me in Jesus name

Be careful what you wish for

VIPERVENOM:
By looking at d face you'll know dat she's a chick with a dîck

My thoughts exactly. She looks like a transgender

Joyfloxy:
Symbolism of true love. Happy for them

So wheelchair don turn to symbolism of true love?
It could be pity, it could be pressure, it could be the duration, it could be love, it could be anything. It is not a symbol.

Khd95:
ure brutal


na all this monkey and dogg.y skill dey produce wayward children,who knows

Which one be monkey style again. Bro. break am down. Akant google it

emmanwandud:
Op let's read I thesolonains 4 1

Epic reply

Even if I wan vote iyamu before, as I see say he hold Buhari hand, I will change my mind. An alliance with failure needs no introduction. He has programmed himself to fail.

Lamasta:
Nigerians no matter how bad it might seem today we will shally overcome the economic meltdown we are experiencing now, let`s just keep hope alive and be Prayerful......
IT IS WELL

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EVEN IN THE WELL

Lamasta:
Nigerians no matter how bad it might seem today we will shally overcome the economic meltdown we are experiencing now, let`s just keep hope alive and be Prayerful......
IT IS WELL

Prayer without works is dead. James 2:26

nyben4eva:
The wedding doesn't have swag and your sister isn't beautiful.I only came to tell the truth and nothing but the truth!

Tiwa's wedding and many others had swag with beauty combined. It didn't stand the test of time.
Swag and beauty is never what makes a wedding or Marriage.

Unless you were fishing for attention with your comment, your observation is irrelevant and shows a stark ignorance of what really matters.

bodeloja:
O boy don enter one chance, if na inheritance forget it, igbo culture excludes her.Women no dey inherit anything for Igboland.
Even her papa go reduce anything he meant to give her now.

Such rules only to the poor at bank and head.

Reference:
As a landlord it is MANDATORY that you instal a Pre-Paid Meter in your tenancy with the meter and adjoining wires totally inaccessible (seen but not touched). Any other thing is your fault and I honestly wish you the best because Nigerians are largely irresponsible. Our constitution requires each citizen to be irresponsible so,...behave like the telecos and make them pay....as they sleep.

What do you mean by Nigerians are largely irresponsible? If you are, or have been unfortunately meeting the type you describe, don't generalize.
There are 'largely' responsible Nigerians in all walks of life doing right and minding their businesses. They wouldn't stand for the wrong classification from a diarrheaic point of view.

Cusan:
Its simple! All he should do is he climaxes within the said five minutes, just tell him to do a second round, naturally he would now take a longer time.

You sure say the thing fit stand a second time? man wey no fit complete one round satisfactorily

You forget she's a dancer, it's part of her trade. Irrespective of the fact that she's a mother or wife, this is what she does to contribute to the family. She's been doing it before she got married.
The boob exposure may be a lil risqué but then we all go to the boundaries some times.

She's no banker or dentist going nude..and to have kelechi Amadiobi take the picture. That's dope, although he could have arranged her cascading hair better.

You forget she's a dancer, it's part of her trade. Irrespective of the fact that she's a mother or wife, this is what she does to contribute to the family. She's been doing it before she married.
The boob exposure may be a lil risqué but then we all go to the boundaries some times.

She's no banker or dentist going nude..and to have kelechi Amadiobi take the picture. That's dope, although he could have arranged her cascading hair better.

salam8528:
I tot all pics of mothers of Jesus shows she uses robe or veil was stopping ur women from doing same

That was 'her' dressing. No where does. It say we should all dress like one person. You know better than putting your mouth where you cannot sustain it since you worship a god that has to be defended. Don't start what you can't handle. Get a brain.

dynamite11:
I can't say my mind because I'm frustrated I will end up saying things I will regret to my wife and mother inlaw

Walk around naked or semi nude every night and start making love to your wife in the sitting room and kitchen.

Or remove the bed in the extra rooms. Give it out. No mattress sef. And put a treadmill there so wrapper can't be put on the floor. That is a crystal clear message.

As long as your home is comfortable for her, she will never leave

Don't overblow your finances or where you work as if Dogara help you pad your salary, so that they no go turn you to their central bank in the future. Just stay humble and interesting.

Turn your phone settings to Vibrate and put it IN your pocket. You FIL to be may wish to dial your number to confirm it once saved

Even if they be shayo family, Don't buy alcoholic wine on the first visit. That said, please don't buy EVA wine. No be valentine.

Use deodorant and cut your fingernails

Carry your motor go mechanic before the D-day to avoid spiritual embarrassment on your way going and returning

Don't be an ass-licker.

Ask questions too ooo, make you no go marry into stories that touch family.

You'll do great.

AlphaCentauri:
wear clean underwear incase you faint and paramedics have to strip you naked for fresh air. you dont want ya inlaws seeing dat ya dirty underwear with plenty holes and skid marks

2 Hajj allocation for this dude.

splenzard:
they found a suicide note?

how were they sure she wrote it ?


she died at her boyfriend's house,

and he wasn't arrested

I wonder
Coupled with the fact that the randy boy impregnated a minor and he wasn't arrested for that. Our police officers need serious re orientation.

wastedsperm:
How did a man voted to serve Akwa Ibom for 8 years ended up with over 100 billion naira when most people who worked for 35 years get less than 2 million as gratuity? This is pure wickedness on the part of our evil political class. There is a conspiracy between the elites to keep the masses impoverished so their children and generations can keep ruling and dominating. The church and religious centers in Nigeria are not helping matters hence the reasons why politicians use religion and ethnicity to keep us divided against a united revolution . In poland the end of communism was spearheaded by the church's revolution. Instead of been a tool of revolution against the evil oppression of the political class, Nigerian churches in conjunction with the political class preaches hope, endurance and encourage Nigerians to pray for divine intervention on mere responsibilities of the government while the political class keeps looting the common wealth. Many Nigerians have turned to praying mantis going from vigil to vigil, fellowships to fellowships while their problems and poverty remains the same due to the failure of the government to create an enabling environment. The winners are the politicians who corner the wealth of the country and the pastorprenuers who feeds on government's failure by preaching prosperity, divine intervention in return for your tithes & offerings. Until we understand that our common enemy are the evil politicians and stop calling on God for everything, nothing will change in the status quo. We have to stand up against our oppressors and take the country back. May the looters of our common wealth and their families either in Apc/PDP end up with incurable diseases, pains and afflictions.

Lol@ praying mantis
On a more serious note, the structure that enables an individual to dip his hand in the state's treasury without being questioned needs to be addressed first.
Even abroad, people will steal if there is an enabling environment to do so but there isn't. The structure makes it hard to tamper with public funds unjustly and so easily

Pidggin:
What is he denying, is it not obvious for all to see? We are not all zombies

When you lace all your statement with zombie this,wailers that, Ipod this e.t.c. You weaken your argument and points.

Just like how many people have failed in writing through the constant use of abbreviations, so many nairalanders cannot write a convincing statement without being unnecessarily divergent.

Make your point, make it meaningful/sensible and make it count.

stobery:
Abasi mbok!!! What is this one saying?

E reach to ask cos I don't think he read the topic much less the article.

Most of the unemployed people commenting here are looking for start up capital.

You all go to church or religious centers I presume, have you offered coaching sessions for either nursery or primary or Jamb students in your religious centers?
Have you offered to clean anyone's house twice a month or a week?
Have you gone to banks or offices to offer to bring food or fruits for sale to them?
Have you tried meeting working women and offering to help them buy foodstuffs in exchange for a fee?
What of washing cars in an estate.
And a job as a driver?
Or teaching piano, guitar or musical instrument to kids. Your potential clients can be from your place of worship.
Not every start up business requires much capital, just the willingness to venture into it.

The first step to unemployment is thinking outside the box and getting off your high horse.it doesn't mean you'll remain in that position for long. But how do you expect to grow if you don't make a move?

EVILFOREST:
What's ur discipline.....?
Please take it easy, I know the situation is appalling.
Try and visit, some people whom u know are welcoming.

People that can receive U whole-heartedly without blemish.

Also consider Marriage especially with someone in whom u can find happiness.
Marriage is also a form of employment.

Lol. Never heard that before. ''Marriage is a form of employment'' What a way to think. Jeez.

lanre2009:
Hope this video helps. You can also check www.kenyabiologics.com, for more info



https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=G98uJYLum-0

Thanks for the video Lanre009, though I am not a farmer, I marvel at what our researchers and ministry of Agriculture and even the minister are up to. Throughout the period of Tomato drought, they acted as if the end was near and no solution was available. Apart from handing mobile phones to farmers, it will be assumed that such traps and other preventive methods will be made known to them during their periodic workshops with farmers. Even IITA had nothing to provide.

This is a shame, giant of Africa is notby mouth. These little things are what should set us ahead. The minister and our researchers have failed. The pestilence was a no brainer since another country already had a solution. The people making rat gum papers can produce the sticky papers. All that was left was make the pheromones available and massive enlightenment. The shameless, inactive minister and researchers dragged the whole country into a near famine due to their lack of foresight and laziness .