₦airaland Forum

cummando:
What?
Truth be said she sabi talk
But that's because she is a woman
And a journalist!!!
But why report her to the law?
I'm a christian but I am beginning to rethink my stance.Maybe I should just serve Jesus my way because these pastors are really contradicting what Jesus taught.
1. What happened to forgive your brother 70 x 7 times everyday?
2. If Jesus vex for those wey wan crucify am then shebi he will send better thunder wey dey twerk in the presence of the most high to fire Pilate and the pharisees so them go free am.....and by doing that no salvation for us.
3. What happened to being Christ like?
4. Since na devil Una tell us say e dey use them why don't Mr pastor just pray and let the devil be ashamed?
5. They told us trials will come....but we should stand fast....pastor this na trial....why not stand fast and look unto the most high as you've been teaching us?

Olunloyo deserves nuclear bomb from any body but coming from a so called man of God..... I give up!




Seun.....come teach me how to be an atheist! E be like say na lie these people don dey lie give me all these years.

If you faint in the day of adversity, your strength is small. Provides 24:10

NAFDAC!!

They are buying into the useless defence by NBC that benzoic acid limit in Nigeria is 250mg as compared to UK's limit of 150mg.
The question should be who determined such high level of benzoic acid?
When last was it reviewed?
How come benzoic acidity differ by virtue of different climes and temperate region
WHY is THE COLOUR OF FANTA NOW PINK FROM ORANGE?
Where is the document stating acceptable benzoic limits in Nigeria? I couldn't find any for Nigeria on the Internet but the limits for UK was readily available.

The truth is that COCA-COLA has the lawyers and the money to bury this case , however, we as consumers should, no, MUST be concerned.

If u say 'thank goodness you don't drink 'minerals', what of your daughter/son/mum that gets offered a bottle of Fanta at a birthday party. That's why the rise of cancer is so prominent. We as consumers need to speak out.

If a global brand like Coca-Cola is compromisin on quality and standards in Nigeria, then the problem is deeper than imagined.

These people are callous!!!

Dshocker:
Way back in surulere,shina pellar's father used to be the greatest 419er of all time....I just hope he didn't take over from his father

Money laundering should be cleaner than 419...methinks

daretodiffer:
I am still trying to figure out how it would be your fuckibg business.


If she happens to wear a hijab and an avlbaya, how would that affect your life?

Keep trying to figure out. Fuckhead

Hmmm

Hope we won't see her in hijab and black costume in some years time. #i no fit shout

chukwukahenry:
things are getting out of hands

Nice. Things have gotten out of hand

NwamaziNwaAro:
Taught you all you know?


Including being a baby mama to a guy
far younger than you
From a different tribe

So that when he blows you'd be part of his inheritance.

He really taught you well Lola Omotayo Okoye

Judgemental hypocrite
Bet it's your type that shags a hole in d wall to ease konji
Shameless, bigoted, tribalistic poop

Amarabae:
Mr "am holier than thou".
Always quick to remove a peck in other people eyes and forget the one in theirs.

The shade of your contact lens pls?

babyfaceafrica:
And who is Reuben?.... When he was in power ,how many people did he used his oral position to set free?,.hyprocrite

Don't take the clown serious
Perhaps he's trying to forcefully induce us into a permanent state of amnesia
Someone who failed woefully despite the opportunity to practice what he preached.
It's hard to recognize his message when he's as guilty as the faulted.
Clown.

Richy4:
was RMD promoting NYSC sports canvas?..

U read my mind. Darn!!!!

FuckBuhari:
because of ordinary 'BLOCK' u create topic? So wetin u want make we tell u now?

His feelings have been hurt. No one to share with except 'us'. Be human at times. Not every one has it easy.

CROWNWEALTH019:
HE DIED A HERO

More like a fool..
Trump rally..... in Nigeria

allrightsir:
what exactly did she achieve as minister that was commendable? this is a sincere question because I never read that she did anything.

God bless you my fellow compatriot. This is the first time her name will be mentioned as regards anything significant asides her initial appointment and people are lauding her up and down.

No list of achievements while in office. No detailed description of her role in the UN. Na fine face UN wan use work? We're all shouting sai Amina!! I think her achievements should be brought to fore before any praise singing. Na wa !

potent5:
the last picture sha. Like say the guy dey gym with the spoon. See muscle! hahaha

Lol, u just made me laugh. *gyming with spoon* badt guy.

Take this Andrew yakubu dollars go flex... u get mouth

SalamRushdie:
Very stupid..that place is an Indian supermarket for God sake and TRS Gari is for Indians ..I buy a lot of TRS products like cummin and turmeric from that same place and I have done so for ages .

I pity you. If Indians cannot buy Nigerian garrison then they can get out. A product is uncertified and harming our local manufacturers and you're defending it. Your reasoning has gone to bingo

Elegant devil worshipper

NoBetterNigeria:
Today's people are getting worse. I was in a church yesterday, when I saw a guy lighting a cigarette from the candle. I was so shocked, that I dropped my beer bottle.

How boring *yawns*

Amazing! !!! You learn everyday.

Thanks for this




Cc: lalasticlala

NNVanguard:
If only we could be more determined, innovative and corruption free, we will soon weather the storm of this recession.

.......If only light can be constant.......

People should learn to reason. It's an old school party and she's wearing mini and a twist to bell bottoms which was very in then.

No need for the insults. She's right in line

makapella:
Lemme guess wot hpnd....d stake holders(G.o's,senior pastors,founders) had a very serious emergency meeting and the stake holdee's(forgive me for dt English) dnt want their leaders 2 retire not becos dey love dem so much but becos d cost of sending forth a man of God will be so highhhhhhhhh...imagine a very big "owambe" for d afonjas since na dem get G.o pass n ppl in naija in dz recession dnt hv money 2 contribute for private jet(e must follow as send forth gift)opening of bnk acct n holy ghost transport fare to transport him 2 U.K 2 rest well....i rest ma case n pls dnt gv a fucck or ul be fucccked

Lol. U made me laugh this early morning. Funny person you are. StAkers holdee'so no wan she'd bale

idupaul:
He paid them their salary late when all the value had been eroded by inflation and yet you have kind words for him ..we are clearly not ready for excellence in Nigeria I see

Walahi! You hit the nail on the head

These are the type of people that will roll out the talking drum for Ibori even while he's obviously decapitating them

JideJamez:
abeg if the rice is cheaper....they shld allow us to eat it....since buhari don fail us....Nigeria has become dumping ground.

When reasoning has gone to the dogs... your type will eat excreta and grovel with pigs. **spits**

yedidiah:
But why are Lagos presenters; particularly those that work in Radio stations heavily accented? It is so annoying you cant hear what they are saying because everybody is forming jand. From station to station, everyone trying to outdo the other. You cant help but imagine when you were teleported to the UK.

I tire oo, im beginning to think it's a prerequisite in Lagos radio stations. Strangely enough, the menfolk don't speak that way most of them by the way. The ladies all sound silly and fake, save for Bukola in Classic fm. Give me a good presenter with a balanced Nigerian /african accent and I'll show you a professional

Ik Osakioduwa speaks well and we can all hear him unlike them UK returnees that scrapped to do MBA and swallowed bottletops on their way back to naija

Ujuhot:
The most difficult time to be in a relationship as a guy is in your early twenties.The period when you are stuck in a limbo, trying to figure out yourself and who you want to be.

At this age, you find it a herculean task asking money from your parents, considering your dad will always remind you of how he was self sufficient at your age. So you are always left with "Nkechiyere" anyone that comes from them willingly. To compound your "woes". You have a girlfriend whom you love so much, you are 24 and she is 23. And guys being wired to want to take control, you are frustrated at your inability to take care of her like you want to.
I mean where is the money??
You are still jobless, still hustling, still finding your feet.
Still putting hands in to many things hoping for good. All of a sudden, she starts acting out and showing attitude. You call, and she takes forever to pick or return your calls. When she finally does pick, the call is like an interview session with those annoying and frustrating one word replies. Yes, no, fine, okay, nothing.

Then finally she ends the call with a flimsy excuse like " wait let me close the fridge", i will call you back. And the call never comes back. Then one day she calls you and asks you "where is this relationship heading to?.
You don't even know where your own life is heading to, not to talk of a relationship. Then she drops the bombshell. Tells you that she met a guy who wants to marry her. And how age isn't on her side, and you are almost compelled to scream "But you are just 23". Can't you wait 3 more years let me make it.
You just hold yourself and play the good guy. You ask her if she loves him, she dodges the question and replies you with " He treats me well". Well since she wasn't informing you to take permission, she was simply telling you.

You have to be the cool guy and wish her well. One week later, she gives you the traditional wedding card. And then you do the math yourself. She was talking to the guy a long time before now.

Then you realise that for every "K" you got on WhatsApp, the guy was getting a long epistle.
You have been played. Worse is you cant even blame her, you are just a prospect who no one knows what will become of your life in 4years time. Would you have made it or not? She has gone for the real deal, someone who has already made it.

In footballing terms, you are a "Anthony Martial" ( prospect) while the guy is a Messi ( has made it already). I mean you were sending her cards of N200, and the guy was telling her to manage 10k for the weekend. No comparison there.
And then you go through that silent heartbreak guys go through, the ones they don't talk about. And unceremoniously you get inducted into the special hall of fame where members are young guys whose childhood loves and friends or girlfriends they thought they would end up with left them to marry someone else. Your heart is broken into smithereens. In this hall of fame, you are all victims. Victims of not having found your path in your early twenties.
At the wedding, no sight is more heartbreaking than seeing "the love of your life" say "I do" to this guy she just met 6 months ago.
To make matters worse, you get an alert from Diamond bank telling you how N13 have been deducted for bank charges. You are mad.Your N4000, is down to N3987 rendering that N1k useless, you can only withdraw N3k now. And that's your home and abroad. Can life be more unfair at this moment?

6 years later. You are 30 now. Congratulations, you finally made it. You are as rich as you hoped you will become. You are one of the happening guys in town. You go to a wedding. With your friends, the men on suit. Those guys that just intimidate everyone in the hall. You are seated scouting the hall, and the bridal train passes by. Of course, bridal train and ashoebi ladies always show themselves. That's part of the job description. Sampling. And you spot one, she is beautiful, elegant and tall. You walk up to her, chat her up. Exchange numbers and you leave. She is 24, ripe for marriage. Three months later, you are sounding marriage to her ears. She loves how it sounds.

You are on chat with her always.
And somewhere else, a 25year old boy still finding his way is wondering why the girlfriend is becoming distant these days.
Why is he getting those one worded replies which is unlike her. Why do there chats seem more like interview. And fast fast, you have proposed and simultaneously she is asking the 25year old boy that question of
"Where is this relationship going to". And then you marry her, and somewhere a boy gets heart broken.

You see we are always going to do this to ourselves.

Written by @jaetomz


What goes around...

Absolutely loved your writeup.

Oildichotomy:
People should just soft pedal on heaping praises on Lagos governors and have some deep retrospection on what they are supposedly touted as doing. Like this is just a roundabout for petes sake

It is pretty easy to get any Lagos governor to seem like he/she is working because of the way Lagos is strategically positioned within the media, intellectual, creative and economic sphere.

During Fashola time, it was as if BRF was the best thing in Lagos since ewa agoyin and bread but immediately the chips are down the reality of the hype and incompetence came bare.

Abegii!

I concur, partially though. I was really squinting to see plans for Railroad on the design. If Ambode wants his name written after Jakande whose legacies still stand tall, he should create a railroad for exit and entry into lekki/ ajah axis. His lineage/generations to come will know a great man existed

Wow


All I can see is that even in this recession, someone gifted another person a Range Rover just for having a baby!!!

To give such a gift, your barns must be full and overflowing.
Truly, the limitations in life are the ones we set for ourselves.

I will make it by God's grace.

IVORY2009:
The billionaire who sleeps inside coffin

And wears diapers. Living dead.

Amelian:
Yes it's dangote presence.. He's a billionaire and possibly number one richest male in Africa, if am right?
When faced with a humble man that wields great power, great wealth and great ideas it humbles one unintentionally.

So a 'humbled' person automatically assumes a feminine pose? What a mentality!!