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RomanceRe: Kenyan Lady Dumps Lover Because Nigerian Man Buys Girlfriend A SUV (photos) by bitingcool: 1:41pm On Jul 29, 2016
VolT0xic:
[color=maroon]Somewhere out there is a tree, tirelessly producing oxygen so she can breathe. This foólish girl owe that tree an apology for being such a disgrace.[/color]
Toxic comment. On point too
BusinessRe: Naira Hits All-time Low Of 334.50 Per Dollar At Interbank Market by bitingcool: 8:22pm On Jul 27, 2016
Buhari's image has been tainted in the east, west and south, I don't know if he still reigns supreme in the north . He has fueled it by his silence on ethnic clashes, his lopsided ethnic appointments, his silence on the rising religious intolerance and his dormant ministers and non existing economic team . He forgets that the politicians surrounding him will push him further as long as their positions are secure.

What we voted for is not what we see.

The truth is the way Buhari is going, he may not be reelected. He is as clueless as GEJ. I still blame GEJ, if he made good use of the opportunity he got as President, we won't have a Buhari today.

All in all, may Nigeria win eventually. Not buhari or any selfish fool. Nigeria, and it's citizens.

PoliticsRe: 5 Things President Buhari Can Do To Regain The Trust Of Nigerians by bitingcool: 7:49pm On Jul 27, 2016
Buhari's image has been tainted in the east, west and south, I don't know if he still reigns supreme in the north . He has fueled it by his silence on ethnic clashes, his lopsided ethnic appointments, his silence on the rising religious intolerance and his dormant ministers and non existing economic team . He forgets that the politicians surrounding him will push him further as long as their positions are secure.

What we voted for is not what we see.

The truth is the way Buhari is going, he may not be reelected. He is as clueless as GEJ. I still blame GEJ, if he made good use of the opportunity he got as President, we won't have a Buhari today.

All in all, may Nigeria win eventually. Not buhari or any selfish fool. Nigeria, and it's citizens.

CrimeRe: Armed Robber Stripped In Agba, Ebonyi State, Almost Lynched (Pics) by bitingcool: 7:36pm On Jul 26, 2016
prettythicksme:
Wetin the mumu dey cover? undecided undecided
His Manhood. He is still a man, armed robber or not. cool
CrimeRe: Armed Robber Stripped In Agba, Ebonyi State, Almost Lynched (Pics) by bitingcool: 7:34pm On Jul 26, 2016
temmypotter:
dude works out for shizzle, NL girls be like omg! he's got a six pack.
Lol. Even as armu robber, some babes no mind. I bet the guy has #teambabymama sef
Car TalkRe: PHOTOS: Peace Mass Transit Establishes Car Assembly Plant In Emene Enugu by bitingcool: 1:39pm On Jul 10, 2016
nnamdiokere45:
its is beta to reach home by 9pm, dan reach hospital by 2pm. peace is a coffin to me....LIBRA IS THE BEST
Your quote should be used in a nollywood movie.

I don laff tire.

Let me add one too.
It is better to walk to your destination , than arrive using peace mass transit.
Prevention is better than cure. grin cheesy wink
FamilyRe: My Brother Will Make Me Cry To My Dead Parents Against Him by bitingcool: 11:31pm On Jul 08, 2016
uplawal:
And some wicked women are badmouthing the OP here,dnt let God curse you oo,they are Orphanes,their curses do really manifest,and God and angels curses whoever do evil of this kind to them.so becareful on whatever you say or wish them of evil.
There are always 3 sides to a story

_He said

_She said

_And what really happened

There are in-laws from hell. And they come from both sides. We shouldn't take sides with any when you're hearing only one part.
FamilyRe: My Brother Will Make Me Cry To My Dead Parents Against Him by bitingcool: 11:27pm On Jul 08, 2016
keepingmum:
Babe I remember you raising this topic and been advised extensively yet u didn't listen.
You hv shown urself to be somewhat jealous os ur SIL. U didn't want ur brother to progress and marry because u felt his attention and priority will shift and rightly so. You are not a young girl, make use of your time and start earning money for urself and please stop this self entitlement is u hv.

https://www.nairaland.com/3043054/tired-life-need

https://www.nairaland.com/2961350/could-it-brother-bewitched-something
Very good points. From the ops past post, sorry to say, you sound like someone who will also do worse when you're the in-law. You seem never to have accepted your brother's wife and unfortunately, I guess she's also not so nice. How come you're the one asking for your younger bro's fees all this while? Can't he ask.

Employ humility, help around the house and stop snooping ( people that snoop are very malicious)

Learn a trade, make-up, ushering weekends at weddings and drop your blame and entitlement attitude. Cut your coat according to your material. I see no reason why your brother shouldn't help you.. and discuss your needs privately with your brother or after doing an obviously good deed.
PoliticsRe: Mohammed Saliu Usman Appointed As Chief Of Defence Intelligence CDI by bitingcool: 9:11pm On Jul 08, 2016
waternogetenemy:
Yoruba Muslims oya defend una fada Buhari!




At least we the 5% can proudly say we did not give Nigeria Government to a racist tribalist islamist terrorist.
There is nothing like Yoruba Muslim or Yoruba Christian. Yoruba is Yoruba, but then your comprehension is not up to par so why evn bother?
PoliticsRe: Fayose Hops On A Motorcycle For A Ride To The State Government's House by bitingcool: 5:28pm On Jul 08, 2016
Dee60:
He is playing on the gullibility of the people. No good leader does that!

Those okada riders need to see the wealth Fayose's kids are swimming in.....and what has the man got to show for it?

Keep sharing ponmo (cow skin) to the people and keep shaving their heads off as you cart away their gold.

We need to see what the fellow is doing with EDUCATION and HEALTH and not just these senseless escapades. If he rides okada he rides it for himself. Who cares?
The most sensible post so far. Fayose may have 'grassroots support ' but the question is what are the tangible achievements of his administration we can point to. A country where the likes of Ambode, Obiano and co are making strides in Agricultural, infrastructure e.t.c. You make him your favorite because he and the government are on a cat and mouse journey?? Is that why he was voted in? What happened to the cocoa in Ekiti? What happened to real empowerment? And harnessing the natural resources of the land for collective prosperity of the people?

Those hailing him have the same problem. They with rather deal with a smokescreen than reality. When he leaves governance, will you also hail his non-performance and the backwardness of his state? Your enemy's enemy is not always your friend.
CareerRe: 8 Nigerian Jobs That May Cause Marital Delay To Guys by bitingcool: 1:05am On Jul 08, 2016
tosyne2much:
This is a wonderful write-up oga Wristbangle.. Let me add mine

9. Suya Selling Jobs

This kind of job has no good prospect for a bachelor and that's what has been limiting me from getting married. However, this kind of job often leads one to regrettably debt. Sometimes, a customer may come with 2016 Range Rover but will pretend to buy suya, only to collect tasting and he will look for a way to zoom off. Many a times, some of them dish out insults saying it is too small, they will start giving testimony of how they bought suya of N50 from a man which was enough to drink two bowls of garri grin

10. Conductor Jobs

This is also a very risky job that may claim one's life when you're not ready to lose it. This brings back memory when I was working as a conductor in 2006, one of my female passengers pushed me down at Oshodi Expressway because of the stench of my boxers which prevented her from breathing well. I nearly lost my life that day if not that God still wants me to help expand His ministry. l I don't think one can marry a classy lady like Mimzy with this kind of job cool

I prophesy to the life of someone, God will provide you a job that will always give you peace and happiness that will make you be a blessing to your generation . To claim it, you know what to click
You're a funny guy. Lol @ stench of your boxers. Even though I'm sure you made this up, I still had a good laugh. Thanks.
CareerRe: 16 Things You Can Relate To If You Ever Worked In A Bank -Zikoko! by bitingcool: 5:27pm On Jul 07, 2016
Bolustic:
If you want to work in a bank and enjoy your work, get chartered, ACCA and at least ICAN + a lot of professional qualifications will help, else, you may not have anything to show for it at the end of the day. Only the executives enjoy wella.

Forget the good looks and dressing, many bankers are groaning under the bondage of loans aside working in weekends, coming home late, job insecurity. It's not that really fun unless you are in the top echelon.

If you doubt me, ask that lady or guy at the counter.
Says who? If you like, gather all the professional degrees in the world. If they no do promotion or your Oga dey beef you, you're going nowhere. Unless the favor of God is @ work in your life. Your advice works for consulting firms, kpmg, pwc and co. I know some bankers that have spent 5-6 years on a level despite good appraisal. the trick is moving from one bank to another and not getting stuck in any.
CareerRe: 16 Things You Can Relate To If You Ever Worked In A Bank -Zikoko! by bitingcool: 5:21pm On Jul 07, 2016
Op is so on point.
Thanks
FoodRe: I Found This When I Opened Blue Band by bitingcool: 4:44pm On Jul 07, 2016
This post shouldn't have made FP.

We should be careful the way we portray companies that work hard to maintain their brand name.

It's easy for someone to pick up this story and make it seem like that's how the pack was when it was purchased anew. Why didn't he put his pot of stew in the cupboard instead of the fridge. He just had to come here to be told how to handle partially consumed butter.

The ops' ignorance has just been openly celebrated. Not everything is social media worthy.
CelebritiesRe: Toke Makinwa Stuns For Glam Africa Magazine’s Power Pursue by bitingcool: 4:35pm On Jun 30, 2016
Hope this girl has worthy investments. Not just clothes, shoes and makeup.
RomanceRe: Teddy Skitt 'After Sex Video & Photo', Says Her Man "Made Her Night" by bitingcool: 11:16pm On Jun 29, 2016
nnamdiokere45:
in mom's voice


children of nowadays
There is NOTHING like children of Nowadays, if you believe in children of nowadays, then you will have Problems of Nowadays.

An excuse for not bringing up a child well is what it is.
PoliticsRe: Ojo Maduekwe Is Dead by bitingcool: 11:09pm On Jun 29, 2016
hardywaltz:
Good nite thief
Greet Abacha for us
That was hard!!!!!!
CelebritiesRe: Osas And Gbenro Ajibade Welcome A Baby Girl by bitingcool: 1:00pm On Jun 28, 2016
youngest85:
mtchew....na girl sef
What a Moro.n!
To think you once posted a need for a single mother for a serious relationship when you're not even half a man.
AgricultureRe: Rotimi Williams Is Kereksuk Rice Farm Nasarawa Owner by bitingcool: 10:06pm On Jun 27, 2016
mrvitalis:
This is great news...
But how was one man awarded 45000 hectare of land.. .. cos I don't think he paid for such... Even at 200k per hectare... That's 9 billion. .. something is wrong here
Ever heard of CROWD FUNDINGhuh
PoliticsRe: Bunmi Falana, The Zenith Bank Staff Who Knelt Down Is Fayose's Boy - Abimbola O by bitingcool: 12:29pm On Jun 25, 2016
Zenithbank just brought banking standards to its knees.

That's the difference between Nigerian mentality of begging for money to be a big bank and International best practices.

Quote me. NO staff of Standard Chartered, Citi Bank or even Stanbic can go this low. Not even their least experienced staff. 'cos no individual is big enough to bring such brands to its knees

PoliticsRe: Bunmi Falana, The Zenith Bank Staff Who Knelt Down Is Fayose's Boy - Abimbola O by bitingcool: 12:20pm On Jun 25, 2016
The Op might be an image repairer earning his pay with zenithbank

So you cam here to put everything on the branch head's head but still opened your mouth to further damage the image of zenithbank by saying employment is not by merit but by godfatherism and political clout.

Labor leaders looking for relevance should take this up. Very very wrong PR move... you should have just stayed on character assination of fayose and his history of theaterical press shows. Instead of hanging the unfortunate branh head to the gallows.


Shame on you and the brand you represent. You cannot even defend and protect your staff. How do you think they will protect you and your brand and image ?
PoliticsRe: The Truth About The Zenith Bank Staff Kneeling Down by bitingcool: 6:20am On Jun 25, 2016
The Op might be an image repairer earning his pay with zenithbank

So you cam here to put everything on the branch head's head but still opened your mouth to further damage the image of zenithbank by saying employment is not by merit but by godfatherism and political clout.

Labor leaders looking for relevance should take this up. Very very wrong PR move... you should have just stayed on character assination of fayose and his history of theaterical press shows. Instead of hanging the unfortunate branh head to the gallows.


Shame on you and the brand you represent. You cannot even defend and protect your staff. How do you think they will protect you and your brand and image ?
PoliticsRe: According To Nigerians, This Is Zenith Bank’s New Corporate Logo by bitingcool: 6:00am On Jun 25, 2016
Lolllll.

Zenithbank has brought banking standards to its knees.


This is what they call ' na beg I dey beg oo'
Nairaland GeneralRe: ‘pay-as-you-go Solar Energy, Solution To Epileptic Power Supply’ by bitingcool: 5:47am On Jun 25, 2016
This could be nice. More enlightenment is needed though.
PoliticsRe: Fayose Went To Market After Protest Against Him In Ekiti. Photos by bitingcool: 8:57pm On Jun 24, 2016
Progressive01:
Hahahaha!!

Mentor of Ojukwu and Azikiwe showing his natural skills. cheesy

Ride on oh ye Unchained Mad Dog- we the Lost Yoots of Uganda are solidly behind you!
Brilliant Rhetoric
PoliticsRe: Ben Bruce, Dangote, AMCON and the Buhari Factor by bitingcool: 8:16pm On Jun 24, 2016
Harwoyeez:
May God save our youths from blighted reasoning
Amen. I have chosen to stop reading the myopic views on Nairaland. Of a truth, the quality of the thoughts of some Nairalanders has diminished the value of the Forum .
It's like Seun or Lala or someone opened the doors to a set of degraded minds. It's a shame. The thought alone is disheartening.
CelebritiesRe: Street Named After 2baba In Lagos: Innocent Idibia Street by bitingcool: 9:38pm On Jun 16, 2016
crazymommy:
...hmm should I be honest with you??I see you standing among five different presidents cheering you,I do not know what u were doing among them,you kept waving at a very massive crowd cheerfully same way they waved happily at you,I don"t know why.....I saw this....forget my moniker and personality on Nairaland and take this spiritual message extremely seriously......I don't know you,I don't know your family ,i don't know your status but i repeat take this message very seriously and pray concerning it,I can see the fulfilment......


write this message down like a note if you can,infact write the date and time,and even add to it that the message was delivered by one random crazy woman I saw on Nairaland with the moniker "crazymommy"... keep it as a record....so in the future you can remember these day and check the note which you wrote today...
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For the first time, im thinking you're probably kemi olunloyo.... or not
PoliticsRe: Ambode sacks 57 LG Executive Secretaries by bitingcool: 8:37pm On Jun 09, 2016
folks4luv:
Are we really operating three tiers of govt n federalism? Why should a governor sack LG chairmen he didn't appoint, weren't they elected?
They were preparing for election, yes, the president didn't sack d governors prior to election right?
If only you took some time to read before jumping to conclusion.
CelebritiesRe: DonJazzy Steps Out In Style In New York by bitingcool: 11:46pm On Jun 08, 2016
He looks like a homeless man, save for the shoes. Best to call a spade, a spade. Supreme mavin ko, supreme ogboni ni.
PoliticsRe: Emmanuel Ifeajuna: Commonwealth Games Gold To Facing A Firing Squad by bitingcool: 8:23pm On Jun 08, 2016
So many mature minds on this thread. It's great to see we have people with recollections of the war whether biased, true or untrue. Aa nation lives if it's history is kept alive.

I just wonder, why ojukwu never died for what e believed in, unlike the rest.

May our history unite and teach us.
CelebritiesRe: Some Nigerian Celebrities And Funny Endorsements They should Get .. by bitingcool: 9:49pm On Jun 07, 2016
Flavour - Pampers
CrimeRe: Photos From The Funeral Of Roseline Sougie Killed By Her Husband At Oshodi, by bitingcool: 2:51pm On Jun 07, 2016
Nawa4nl:
This our sophisticated south-western neighbours sef. shocked

If they are not killing for ritual, they are killing out of vexation. angry

Who said it's only the North that is blood thirsty grin
That was uncalled for. You don't have to keep showing your low level of comprehension because you're a member of a faceless forum. I hope you're ignored.

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