₦airaland Forum

AlphaCentauri:
wear clean underwear incase you faint and paramedics have to strip you naked for fresh air. you dont want ya inlaws seeing dat ya dirty underwear with plenty holes and skid marks

2 Hajj allocation for this dude.

splenzard:
they found a suicide note?

how were they sure she wrote it ?


she died at her boyfriend's house,

and he wasn't arrested

I wonder
Coupled with the fact that the randy boy impregnated a minor and he wasn't arrested for that. Our police officers need serious re orientation.

wastedsperm:
How did a man voted to serve Akwa Ibom for 8 years ended up with over 100 billion naira when most people who worked for 35 years get less than 2 million as gratuity? This is pure wickedness on the part of our evil political class. There is a conspiracy between the elites to keep the masses impoverished so their children and generations can keep ruling and dominating. The church and religious centers in Nigeria are not helping matters hence the reasons why politicians use religion and ethnicity to keep us divided against a united revolution . In poland the end of communism was spearheaded by the church's revolution. Instead of been a tool of revolution against the evil oppression of the political class, Nigerian churches in conjunction with the political class preaches hope, endurance and encourage Nigerians to pray for divine intervention on mere responsibilities of the government while the political class keeps looting the common wealth. Many Nigerians have turned to praying mantis going from vigil to vigil, fellowships to fellowships while their problems and poverty remains the same due to the failure of the government to create an enabling environment. The winners are the politicians who corner the wealth of the country and the pastorprenuers who feeds on government's failure by preaching prosperity, divine intervention in return for your tithes & offerings. Until we understand that our common enemy are the evil politicians and stop calling on God for everything, nothing will change in the status quo. We have to stand up against our oppressors and take the country back. May the looters of our common wealth and their families either in Apc/PDP end up with incurable diseases, pains and afflictions.

Lol@ praying mantis
On a more serious note, the structure that enables an individual to dip his hand in the state's treasury without being questioned needs to be addressed first.
Even abroad, people will steal if there is an enabling environment to do so but there isn't. The structure makes it hard to tamper with public funds unjustly and so easily

Pidggin:
What is he denying, is it not obvious for all to see? We are not all zombies

When you lace all your statement with zombie this,wailers that, Ipod this e.t.c. You weaken your argument and points.

Just like how many people have failed in writing through the constant use of abbreviations, so many nairalanders cannot write a convincing statement without being unnecessarily divergent.

Make your point, make it meaningful/sensible and make it count.

stobery:
Abasi mbok!!! What is this one saying?

E reach to ask cos I don't think he read the topic much less the article.

Most of the unemployed people commenting here are looking for start up capital.

You all go to church or religious centers I presume, have you offered coaching sessions for either nursery or primary or Jamb students in your religious centers?
Have you offered to clean anyone's house twice a month or a week?
Have you gone to banks or offices to offer to bring food or fruits for sale to them?
Have you tried meeting working women and offering to help them buy foodstuffs in exchange for a fee?
What of washing cars in an estate.
And a job as a driver?
Or teaching piano, guitar or musical instrument to kids. Your potential clients can be from your place of worship.
Not every start up business requires much capital, just the willingness to venture into it.

The first step to unemployment is thinking outside the box and getting off your high horse.it doesn't mean you'll remain in that position for long. But how do you expect to grow if you don't make a move?

EVILFOREST:
What's ur discipline.....?
Please take it easy, I know the situation is appalling.
Try and visit, some people whom u know are welcoming.

People that can receive U whole-heartedly without blemish.

Also consider Marriage especially with someone in whom u can find happiness.
Marriage is also a form of employment.

Lol. Never heard that before. ''Marriage is a form of employment'' What a way to think. Jeez.

lanre2009:
Hope this video helps. You can also check www.kenyabiologics.com, for more info



https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=G98uJYLum-0

Thanks for the video Lanre009, though I am not a farmer, I marvel at what our researchers and ministry of Agriculture and even the minister are up to. Throughout the period of Tomato drought, they acted as if the end was near and no solution was available. Apart from handing mobile phones to farmers, it will be assumed that such traps and other preventive methods will be made known to them during their periodic workshops with farmers. Even IITA had nothing to provide.

This is a shame, giant of Africa is notby mouth. These little things are what should set us ahead. The minister and our researchers have failed. The pestilence was a no brainer since another country already had a solution. The people making rat gum papers can produce the sticky papers. All that was left was make the pheromones available and massive enlightenment. The shameless, inactive minister and researchers dragged the whole country into a near famine due to their lack of foresight and laziness .

VolT0xic:
[color=maroon]Somewhere out there is a tree, tirelessly producing oxygen so she can breathe. This foólish girl owe that tree an apology for being such a disgrace.[/color]

Toxic comment. On point too

Buhari's image has been tainted in the east, west and south, I don't know if he still reigns supreme in the north . He has fueled it by his silence on ethnic clashes, his lopsided ethnic appointments, his silence on the rising religious intolerance and his dormant ministers and non existing economic team . He forgets that the politicians surrounding him will push him further as long as their positions are secure.

What we voted for is not what we see.

The truth is the way Buhari is going, he may not be reelected. He is as clueless as GEJ. I still blame GEJ, if he made good use of the opportunity he got as President, we won't have a Buhari today.

All in all, may Nigeria win eventually. Not buhari or any selfish fool. Nigeria, and it's citizens.

Buhari's image has been tainted in the east, west and south, I don't know if he still reigns supreme in the north . He has fueled it by his silence on ethnic clashes, his lopsided ethnic appointments, his silence on the rising religious intolerance and his dormant ministers and non existing economic team . He forgets that the politicians surrounding him will push him further as long as their positions are secure.

What we voted for is not what we see.

The truth is the way Buhari is going, he may not be reelected. He is as clueless as GEJ. I still blame GEJ, if he made good use of the opportunity he got as President, we won't have a Buhari today.

All in all, may Nigeria win eventually. Not buhari or any selfish fool. Nigeria, and it's citizens.

prettythicksme:
Wetin the mumu dey cover?

His Manhood. He is still a man, armed robber or not.

temmypotter:
dude works out for shizzle, NL girls be like omg! he's got a six pack.

Lol. Even as armu robber, some babes no mind. I bet the guy has #teambabymama sef

nnamdiokere45:
its is beta to reach home by 9pm, dan reach hospital by 2pm. peace is a coffin to me....LIBRA IS THE BEST

Your quote should be used in a nollywood movie.

I don laff tire.

Let me add one too.
It is better to walk to your destination , than arrive using peace mass transit.
Prevention is better than cure.

uplawal:
And some wicked women are badmouthing the OP here,dnt let God curse you oo,they are Orphanes,their curses do really manifest,and God and angels curses whoever do evil of this kind to them.so becareful on whatever you say or wish them of evil.

There are always 3 sides to a story

_He said

_She said

_And what really happened

There are in-laws from hell. And they come from both sides. We shouldn't take sides with any when you're hearing only one part.

keepingmum:
Babe I remember you raising this topic and been advised extensively yet u didn't listen.
You hv shown urself to be somewhat jealous os ur SIL. U didn't want ur brother to progress and marry because u felt his attention and priority will shift and rightly so. You are not a young girl, make use of your time and start earning money for urself and please stop this self entitlement is u hv.

https://www.nairaland.com/3043054/tired-life-need

https://www.nairaland.com/2961350/could-it-brother-bewitched-something

Very good points. From the ops past post, sorry to say, you sound like someone who will also do worse when you're the in-law. You seem never to have accepted your brother's wife and unfortunately, I guess she's also not so nice. How come you're the one asking for your younger bro's fees all this while? Can't he ask.

Employ humility, help around the house and stop snooping ( people that snoop are very malicious)

Learn a trade, make-up, ushering weekends at weddings and drop your blame and entitlement attitude. Cut your coat according to your material. I see no reason why your brother shouldn't help you.. and discuss your needs privately with your brother or after doing an obviously good deed.

waternogetenemy:
Yoruba Muslims oya defend una fada Buhari!




At least we the 5% can proudly say we did not give Nigeria Government to a racist tribalist islamist terrorist.

There is nothing like Yoruba Muslim or Yoruba Christian. Yoruba is Yoruba, but then your comprehension is not up to par so why evn bother?

Dee60:
He is playing on the gullibility of the people. No good leader does that!

Those okada riders need to see the wealth Fayose's kids are swimming in.....and what has the man got to show for it?

Keep sharing ponmo (cow skin) to the people and keep shaving their heads off as you cart away their gold.

We need to see what the fellow is doing with EDUCATION and HEALTH and not just these senseless escapades. If he rides okada he rides it for himself. Who cares?

The most sensible post so far. Fayose may have 'grassroots support ' but the question is what are the tangible achievements of his administration we can point to. A country where the likes of Ambode, Obiano and co are making strides in Agricultural, infrastructure e.t.c. You make him your favorite because he and the government are on a cat and mouse journey?? Is that why he was voted in? What happened to the cocoa in Ekiti? What happened to real empowerment? And harnessing the natural resources of the land for collective prosperity of the people?

Those hailing him have the same problem. They with rather deal with a smokescreen than reality. When he leaves governance, will you also hail his non-performance and the backwardness of his state? Your enemy's enemy is not always your friend.

tosyne2much:
This is a wonderful write-up oga Wristbangle.. Let me add mine

9. Suya Selling Jobs

This kind of job has no good prospect for a bachelor and that's what has been limiting me from getting married. However, this kind of job often leads one to regrettably debt. Sometimes, a customer may come with 2016 Range Rover but will pretend to buy suya, only to collect tasting and he will look for a way to zoom off. Many a times, some of them dish out insults saying it is too small, they will start giving testimony of how they bought suya of N50 from a man which was enough to drink two bowls of garri

10. Conductor Jobs

This is also a very risky job that may claim one's life when you're not ready to lose it. This brings back memory when I was working as a conductor in 2006, one of my female passengers pushed me down at Oshodi Expressway because of the stench of my boxers which prevented her from breathing well. I nearly lost my life that day if not that God still wants me to help expand His ministry. l I don't think one can marry a classy lady like Mimzy with this kind of job

I prophesy to the life of someone, God will provide you a job that will always give you peace and happiness that will make you be a blessing to your generation . To claim it, you know what to click

You're a funny guy. Lol @ stench of your boxers. Even though I'm sure you made this up, I still had a good laugh. Thanks.

Bolustic:
If you want to work in a bank and enjoy your work, get chartered, ACCA and at least ICAN + a lot of professional qualifications will help, else, you may not have anything to show for it at the end of the day. Only the executives enjoy wella.

Forget the good looks and dressing, many bankers are groaning under the bondage of loans aside working in weekends, coming home late, job insecurity. It's not that really fun unless you are in the top echelon.

If you doubt me, ask that lady or guy at the counter.

Says who? If you like, gather all the professional degrees in the world. If they no do promotion or your Oga dey beef you, you're going nowhere. Unless the favor of God is @ work in your life. Your advice works for consulting firms, kpmg, pwc and co. I know some bankers that have spent 5-6 years on a level despite good appraisal. the trick is moving from one bank to another and not getting stuck in any.

Op is so on point.
Thanks

This post shouldn't have made FP.

We should be careful the way we portray companies that work hard to maintain their brand name.

It's easy for someone to pick up this story and make it seem like that's how the pack was when it was purchased anew. Why didn't he put his pot of stew in the cupboard instead of the fridge. He just had to come here to be told how to handle partially consumed butter.

The ops' ignorance has just been openly celebrated. Not everything is social media worthy.

Hope this girl has worthy investments. Not just clothes, shoes and makeup.

nnamdiokere45:
in mom's voice


children of nowadays

There is NOTHING like children of Nowadays, if you believe in children of nowadays, then you will have Problems of Nowadays.

An excuse for not bringing up a child well is what it is.

hardywaltz:
Good nite thief
Greet Abacha for us

That was hard!!!!!!

youngest85:
mtchew....na girl sef

What a Moro.n!
To think you once posted a need for a single mother for a serious relationship when you're not even half a man.

mrvitalis:
This is great news...
But how was one man awarded 45000 hectare of land.. .. cos I don't think he paid for such... Even at 200k per hectare... That's 9 billion. .. something is wrong here

Ever heard of CROWD FUNDING

Zenithbank just brought banking standards to its knees.

That's the difference between Nigerian mentality of begging for money to be a big bank and International best practices.

Quote me. NO staff of Standard Chartered, Citi Bank or even Stanbic can go this low. Not even their least experienced staff. 'cos no individual is big enough to bring such brands to its knees

The Op might be an image repairer earning his pay with zenithbank

So you cam here to put everything on the branch head's head but still opened your mouth to further damage the image of zenithbank by saying employment is not by merit but by godfatherism and political clout.

Labor leaders looking for relevance should take this up. Very very wrong PR move... you should have just stayed on character assination of fayose and his history of theaterical press shows. Instead of hanging the unfortunate branh head to the gallows.


Shame on you and the brand you represent. You cannot even defend and protect your staff. How do you think they will protect you and your brand and image ?

The Op might be an image repairer earning his pay with zenithbank

So you cam here to put everything on the branch head's head but still opened your mouth to further damage the image of zenithbank by saying employment is not by merit but by godfatherism and political clout.

Labor leaders looking for relevance should take this up. Very very wrong PR move... you should have just stayed on character assination of fayose and his history of theaterical press shows. Instead of hanging the unfortunate branh head to the gallows.


Shame on you and the brand you represent. You cannot even defend and protect your staff. How do you think they will protect you and your brand and image ?

Lolllll.

Zenithbank has brought banking standards to its knees.


This is what they call ' na beg I dey beg oo'

This could be nice. More enlightenment is needed though.