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smudge2079:
Pastor Chris the Adulterer. It bothers me when people worship man. Does it bother u?

Did you see him committing adultery? Or your mouth is just running like watery beans?

Unlimited22:
If I can't eat I'd like to die staring at ur face. Jeez, u r seriously beautiful.

She fine no be small.

But staring at her face while dying is futile. For person wey no even dey reply pm's

The clown looks like a thief sef. I bet he's a front for a thieving godfather.

Another reason why we need to cut down on the number of lawmakers instead of government workers.

Heeyhun:
so that yellow house syndrome is everywhere

Infact! Yellow house ALWAYS came last in my school then. Lolllll, yellow house syndrome.
PRO UNITATE!

Elchappo:
How does the towel pose revive his dying dead career..

Groundnut giver..

Lol@ groundnut giver. You're the meanest.

bigtt76:
Good swimmers he's got there Whether once or e just rub the mouth <as guys normally say wen begging> once Mr. Swimmer sees the pond, he's off to the finish line and can wait days to get his medal! Burna Boy's chief swimmer got his medal

'rub the mouth' I see you speaking from experience sister!

Is this the same girl that said oritsefemi stole her IPhone some time back?

https://www.nairaland.com/2085178/oristsefemi-stole-iphone-uju-stella

She must have been roaming in circles before her hook caught the immature burnaboy

So the Triumph of a sovereign country over a group of bandits is derogatory in your opinion.

Dear misinformed Nigerian, Shall I laugh at your displaced 'opinion'?

CAPSLOCKED:

IT'S A MERE COMIC BOOK.. .. THE WORLD IS REALIZING THERE'S NO NEED FOR IT.

You and the people that liked your post will soon see the 'comedy' in your statement.

ALAGA1:






VOTE MIMZY FOR MISS NL 2016

Not laughed this hard for a while. I laughed and had tears in my eyes. The country hard I no go lie but my humor still remains. Thanks Nairaland. God bless Nigeria.

My favorite picture of him

Trexnemesis:
Common ALL, this is a woman with just a little defect at birth, which was corrected. Stop embarrassing her, please. I've seen someone born with a little 6th finger which was removed. Does that make him a demon or monster? Nothing is fake about her. A beautifully created girl with a little defect outside her body is as normal as any other girl. This is natural beauty at its best.

So penis don turn to 'little defect'. he wasn't born a hermaphrodite and you call it 'little defect'. Natural beauty with fake boobs, fake private part, fake lashes and fake hormones. Your brain has obviously been 'modernized'. Congratulations.

rapistbuhari:
Wish it was Buhari's the rituals gouged out


Would have saved us these sufferings

It will do you good to think before you type.

At times, our prayers already have answers.

ourchoice:
If not for money and material need, majority of Nigerian women won't marry any man! #FACT

If TeeBillz had money, Tiwa wouldn't have disgraced him the way she did...2face Idibia, Danjuma, Late MKO Abiola, Late Abacha, Shino Peters, etc are more irresponsible than Teebillz but still, their wives and concubines who are prettier and hotter than Tiwa Savage times 2 condone them and even defend their cheating and irresponsible lifestyles!

If you are a guy or man reading this, please listen up: you are dead to women if you don't have money as a man...but you are the most loving, caring and faithful man to women so long as you have the money!

Women are smarter than men of today, too bad....women screen men based on how much they have but men screen women based on inconsequential physical beauty that fades the moment u get the woman to be yours.

It's high time Nigerian men wake up and start dating and marrying women based on how much they (women) have too....divorce her if she looses her job! divorce her if she fails to contribute to the family upkeep! Don't marry her if she doesn't have a good job, not from a rich family and not earning big income! Nigerian men wake up! Nigerian ladies are taking u Nigerian men for a fool!

A Nigerian guy will be rich and go marry one broke girl and turn her life and that of her family around for good....but no rich Nigerian lady agrees to date or marry an average-income Nigerian guy....and if she dares, she must be too old and ugly! and must be controlling the poor guy's life like a remote controlled CCTV camera!

Guys wake up!

Ini Edo only divorced her husband because things became bad for him financially and he started depending on Ini Edo for money...the same thing is happening now between Tiwa and TeeBilllz, why? because Nigerian women are only after money and once the man can't dish out the money like before, he's dead and gone!

If Omotola's husband was broke, Omotola would have divorced him long time ago...same with Stephanie Okereke, etc...to these women, it's all about the money!

Davido was right: life to Nigerian women is all about the money and nothing else!

Have u guys ever wondered why Linda Ikeji, Genevieve Nnaji, Rita Domnic, Funke Akindele, etc are all single It's simply because they are waiting for Dangote son or some billionaire to marry them and squander more money on them!

They don't want to settle down with an average-income earner or ordinary millionaire guy, they want billionaires, shame on Nigerian women and their mad love for money!!

Nigerian guys wake up too! Don't date or marry a broke girl again! If your wife was working and looses her job, pls divorce her asap and marry a richer lady, simple!!!

Let's all join the women and play the game too!

Sorry dear but life doesn't work that way. An eye for an eye is only for immature and vindictive people. The matters of the heart are too complicated for such washing machine tactics you suggested. The only thing I agree with you is the Irresponsibility of Tu-face. It's sickening that his name is more often mentioned in matters of the private part. I wonder if his wife can stomach the shame of managing a husband with a public manhood.

cold:
Sigh..even god could not hold his own kingdom together. What say you now?

Na wa ooo, the kind of effontery people display when talking about God!!! Your. Creator!! Abasi have mercy!

Desric:
to what extent do you know him or are you one of his " what I'm thinking? "

One of his edible caterers?

AnnTee:
If wizkid had it in mind to deny this child,the striking resemblance will make him change his mind.

What resemblance is striking here? D baby looks like the mama. How sure are we that he is wizkid's son? As wizkid dey donate sperm about na so the woman dey open leg around. Biko do a DNA test before labelling.

Babangida70:
To those people who are always complaining Pastors children are wayward.. Don't forget God called the father alone. It wasn't a conference call.

Lol@ conference call. Nice.

Upon say the girl yellow, she still dey bleach put. Maka why?

moscobabs:
op why Laura?

we know Linda cos she s a celebrity

Laura is just an attention seeking Lizard who's raising her head for attachment.

A celebrity's sister is a celebrity
The same way your landlord's dog is also your landlord

Gee15:
Dagrin songs had more lyrics value and sense than what is presently on streets.

Walahi, d poo Olamide and co sings will have him turning in his grave. You can't listen to Dagrin and settle for less.

Dagrin Baba.

My Favorite line:

E mi ni king
Sugbon é fe fun mi ni crown
Kilo kan 'yan to ti gbeyawo pelu wedding gown!!

Too dope
RIP Barack Ogrin

Godbest:
THE TOPIC CONTRADICT THE BODY

Walahi!!

Glowing with a randy husband?

For the first time in a long while, no one mentioned Buhari or Ipod in a heavily visited thread...

Hhmmm. Sex is really a neutralizer.

Beeman1:
What me as a northerner observe in this fight is, Youruba's dey support their own(WIZKID) while Ibog's they also support their own(Linda Ikeji). Hmmm!

Carry your tribalistic brain elsewhere. What analysis did you carry out to conclude on your brainless deduction?

BTW, nothing wrong with rolling in the hay with Sesan. At least no be Atiku or anal she do with some flaccid alhaji. He's looks virile, fresh & healthy plus he must be matured to be quiet now when it's rampant to seek for cheap publicity.

StOla:
Yet some foolish Southerners are supporting the same Jibrin against Amaechi, claiming that the Coastal Railway was not in the original budget.

Are Jibrin' s and Dogora's project in the original budget?
Were they included in any subsequent amendment like Amaechi did for the coastal railway?
Did the relevant ministers defend those projects during the budget defence?

Lastly, did Jibrin wait for a supplementary budget before inserting his own personal projects outside the statutory allocation for constituency projects? Yet the same Jibrin is telling Amaechi and the President to wait till a new supplementary budget is raised by the executive before a critical project can be approved.

The problem with hate is that people self-destruct, thinking they are hurting their enemies. Some are determined that Buhari must not achieve anything good within their political domain, as if he was responsible for the failure of their own son on home soil.

Buhari and Amaechi may never need to use the coastal railway in their lifetime, but the supposed beneficiaries are supporting the arguments of the very person who has robbed them to make his own people happy.

Years from now, a new generation of Southern bigots would proclaim that the North allocated lots of infrastructural projects to themselves, oblivious of the self-hate that caused their own neglect.

Thank you. I hope your words get to be seen by all Nigerians so we wake up and see how the electorate short changes us and how public funds vanish.

Sorry ops for the ordeal you experienced.

Is there any known psychological center where people with pain can receive counseling? Can anyone assist the ops with details of such?

Dreamwaker:
No one parks a clean range without number plates on a street for weeks with no for sale sign.

Either it's stolen or it has contraband in it. It's suspicious sha. Who knows, you might be the one who stole it. Your post is suspicious.

Modified
Looked at your profile and I don't mean to be funny but you can be suspicious all u want baby, you have curvilicious immunity.

Terms
As long as you are the girl in ur profile pic

She's sure got the curves. I just hope she's discarded that hair wey be like kilichi