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noiseless: Who were those spreading lies sending textmsgs each time a suicide bomber blew himself up and claiming the bomber is "igbo"? Who are those known as heartless identity thieving with the blood running in their culture? And who were those jus this afternoon trying hard to water down the news that there was a fight between them and their very abusive hausa/fulani husbands in lagos? = It is the same people! Always going around using other people's identity commiting crimes.

You make so much noise yet still call yourself noiseless, isn't that oxymoronic?

All the girls are out in London to see this midget..

Stay in Nigeria, and stop getting these girls moist over here.

pDude: Gbam!
You're chatting a lot of sense bruv. Abeg tell them more

That's my job, brutha.

tellwisdom: Stop calling me ODE. #Mumu

Bru, if shollypopz looks like the characters on her profile, I'll fight you for abusing her.

Odunnu: Drop your number, thats the normal procedure for lonely guys, no be too much bekee.

Of what use is my number going to be?

I don't want weirdos ringing me up..

Are you interested, yes or no?

Holla if you're.

Gbam!

Will you marry me, shollypopz?

khukhi: oh so I am right. SMH. People like u end up with std's for real! Watch out

Watch your mouth, kukaki..

Nayah: Why, don't you think I could like you?

I dunno, I'm difficult to like on NL.

Nayah: looool sorry for Naijarican hehehe, and you Bittyend me too!

I guess you fancy me..

Sagamite is the most boring poster..

Beaf is the most unpredictable poster..

Coogar is the most abusive poster, this guy makes up words you won't find in the dictionary...

Shymmex is the best looking poster..

SabrinaNene is the most beautiful poster..

Musiwa is the most retar/ded poster..

Onila is the poster with the highest volume of posts..


Is Bittyend the Smartest, Wittiest, Yet most Annoying Poster on NL?

It depends on your age..

For me, single life is the best.. It gives you the opportunity to explore.

yinkaGreen: Maybe I shuld follow bittyendz footsteps and start threads lyk:
Why do men never wash deir pee-pee after wee-weein and still wnt BJz?
Or
Why do men make soo much noise with deir mouths when eatin? Its disgusting?
Or
When will men ever learn to put d flippin toilet seat down after wee-weein?
Or start threads lyk
U want a sexy cougar in d bedroom, a housemaid in kicthen n a business tycoon outside for a wife, buh u lazy, wit big pot-tommy, u drink beer a lot, u av mouth odor? Serzly meeeeehn!

Lol, wud dat bring justice to all d angered ladies on here? Lol.

Sorry, men won't care about your threads.. We're not sensitive beings.

naijarican: [color=#770077][/color]
LOL, OHHH REALLLYYY?!?!?!!!

Yeah, I'm just daydreaming about how cute you look.

Nayah: Are you talking about me? cause Naijarican I don't really know...

Not you..

Naijarican, the cute poster.

I love you though, nayah.

Ishilove: *pigs*
There is no perfect human,bittyend,and we should be judged as individuals

I accept we should be judge as individuals, but that's only applicable to a situation where it's a one-off.

But in a situation where it looks like a pattern among certain people, it's only right to say 'most', though there might be a few people who're different in the crowd.. Do you get my drift?

@Naijarican

I have got an e-crush on you.

Nayah: pennnnnnnndoooooooooooooooooooooo

What's the noise about?

[quote author=190]Like mzdarko!![/quote

Ishilove: What nonsense bitter truth exactly? Women are these,women are that,these race of women stink,that other race of women are awful in bed and blah blah blabbidy blah!! U rant and u rave nonstop about the womenfolk and u call that "truth"
If the above are your versions of "the bitter truth" then i will rather embrace lies

That's the truth, love..

It's just a pity most of us are scared of our imperfections..

Show me a perfect woman and I'll show you pigs flying.

pendo89: Ok. Out of the abundance of the heart the mouth speaks? you agree with that?

There is a difference between playing the devil's advocate and the real person behind the facade..

Do I come across as being annoying, brash, vengeful, disrespectful etc. on NL? Yes

That's because I'm trying to give a voice to what most people really feel.. I love rocking the boat, and you can't just keep posting what people what to read.. It's better to let out the bitter truth from time to time..

It's just that we as humans don't like hearing the truth, we're scared of the 'man' in the mirror..

Caracta: Hearts are like seeds that have to 'die' before they 'germinate' or 'grow'. Not all hearts 'die' (i.e. get broken), but if yours did, allow it to germinate and live again.

My heart is dead, how can I get another one?

onila: when u change yr ashawo ways!

I have changed.. I'm a good guy..

Getting to know me will convince you.

shadshadyz: dont need to prove anything to ya!
I Know mi self dear!

That's the problem most people have..

Yes, you think you now yourself, but do you know the energy you give out?

The energy you give out matters a lot.

pendo89:
Seriously.Nothing gets to me than men who disrespect women and judge all based on their experience with a few losers. I do not judge men that way even though many are losers.
Start by appreciating women and stop treating them as 'things'. That way only the sober and classy ones would want to hang around you.
You wanna know the kind of person you are? look at the people you hang out with.The type of girls you attract. Damn attracting whores is not a plus at all.
If you wanna be my friend,it means you are going to treat me like a LovePeddler as well since you got no clue about how to treat a lady.
There's a way to treat a lady and a LovePeddler.
But you Bittyend have great experience in one.

I respect women and definitely don't treat my chics like whores. I treat them with the utmost respect they deserve, hence why I have a lot of female friends and admirers..

This is an anonymous forum where I prefer to say things a lot of people think but are afraid to say.. It's no holds barred, and I think I'm using this medium to say things I'll never say to people in real life.. I accept people for who they're and accept their insecurities/low points as things that make us all human...

I'm in no way, shape, or form attracted to whores.. I pride myself in being attracted to the best of the best everywhere I go and I can definitely hold my own against anyone in all aspects of life..

I've an African mind and I'm a firm believer in treating African women like queens, and an anonymous forum isn't the best platform to judge me or who I'm.

Damn! This guy VII is a 7star general..

Thread closed, I'm gone.

slimyem: after putting them down all the days of your life,you still hope to find one?
FAIL!
Go find the right one amongst the eskimos!

I put them down because I love naija girls (I seriously do) but they always let me down.

Their mentality is annoying..

Shollypopz: [size=20pt]SLAP
PUNCH [/size]
[size=20pt]KICK [/size]
feels a lot better after,.....

Where are these intelligent naija girls?

shadshadyz: well, i am the opposite of all your description dont know of other girls though!

If you don't, you need to prove it.. Till then, my hypothesis stands.

pendo89: This thread is beginning to stink.

Can I see ya pic?

onila: dey closed my thread

When are you going to come close to me, love?

I still don't understand why people still bask in the euphoria about the misconception that African culture makes women submissive..

Truth be told, African culture gave prominence to women from time immemorial, and no other culture supersedes Africa culture when it comes to celebrating women..

It's just logical that there can never be two leaders in the house, one has to lead, and the other has to support..