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Report just reaching me shows that there are actually more dead people on the ground than people on the airplane itself.

The uncle told me the area is an area of typical naija slum with many people sharing a room, and the death told should be close to a thousand, if not more.

This guy's regime drinks human blood.. No day goes by without tragedy since he became president..

victorazy: Plz can someone get the names of passengers and the crew members of board.

In Nigeria?

I bet you don't live on this planet.. The country is useless..

Eziachi: And who did Odua people gave their last presidential vote?

Pa Eziachi, I rate you highly.. Plz, don't let us derail this thread..

Nigeria is a FAILED STATE heading to abyss..

Boarding a plane in Nigeria is unsafe..

Driving in Nigeria is unsafe..

Riding a bike in Nigeria is unsafe..

Walking in Nigeria is unsafe..

Northern Nigeria is a no-go zone..

Eastern Nigeria is where kidnappers rest..

SS is where MEND and kidnappers drink ogogoro..

South Western Nigeria is the home of armed robbers..

Middle-Belt is the home of religious massacres..


What's wrong with that shytehole, for crying out loud?

papatosibe: .

Gosh, why are you so stupid?

Is this the time for stupid jokes or exposing your game or lack thereof to a girl who isn't interested?

Can you get a life, plz?

I freaking hate NIGERIA!!!! Life is so worthless in that part of the world.

Can we break that shytehole into pieces, plz?

I'd rather live in an Oodua republic than let drunk fishermen and cow nomads continue to lord over me..

Divide that space now!


I'm pouring out a little liquor for the dead.

2Pac- God Bless The Dead

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=am3TuASrd_k

Shollypopz

Let's continue our discourse on this topic, I'm ready to challenge you now.

I still have the cure.

pendo89: From Bittyend

I Have Bleeped About 100 Chics of Different Nationalities - Am I A Man LovePeddler? [/b]by bittyend(m): 1:14am On Apr 20
Sat back, and reminisced how far I have come. I remember how I used to bleep at least 2-3 gash a week. Chics used to call me the pretty faced assasin, and they never used to say no to me.. it was always bleeping on the first visit with me, and get to know them better after that.. The most shocking thing is that, I have never contracted any STD...

[b]My journey started when I was 14, and my first ever se/x was with a hooker. I made some peez with the olders, and they ordered some high class hookers to the yard.. Mine was a busty black british chic (3rd generation whitewashed JA chic), and I bleeped her so bad; she thought I was lying when I said it was my first time.. She was amazed with my size as well, and told me not to bleep chics of my age... She fancied me after that, kept in touch, and it became a weekly thing. From there, I moved on to other regular chics.. Se/x became the best thing to me, and I became LLCOOLD (ladies love cool David). I was picky as well, I NEVER bleeped anything that wasn't attractive. I won't any ways because my thing won't get hard.

It's just funny that now that I'm ready for a relationship, good chics don't want me; only whores are attracted to me. That ish pisses me off everyday.. I'm educated; still got my looks, height,body, and facial hair; and cultured - yet I can't just get along with the good chics... Their silly games bore me sleep, and I can't be arsed to stalk a girl, trust me. ...

Phuck it, I have decided life works in a funny way, and I know if I go back to bleeping everything under the skirt again, that's when the good chics would come.. It's just the laws of this phucked up world, which means you always get what you never planned for..

Bittyend seriously you may end up hating girls so much if this is what it's all about.

Jheez, are you in love with me?

sweetchicks: bittyend's just had an ephiphany.. it's clear that he is in another phase.. abeg le'im be! lol @least let's bask in the hype o.. as for me, i don't get no funny mornin breath.. not even wen i eat plenty onion or fish.. wat kin i say, i'm a nigerian!

Can I smell your breath?

[quote author=Mynd_44]He is just confused as to what he wants[/quote]STFU!!

Are African girls the only women in the world?

pendo89: Bittyend this is what you wrote the other day.

Sincerely Bittyend I think you have a natural dislike for women from all corners of the world.

Phuck sake, can't a guy who has worked hard all his life to attain a level of success have a standard when it comes to women?

onila: lol

Still running from me with your V-nyash?

onila: good 2 see u bashing foreign women for once!

I'm doing it for you and your 'milky' way.

If there is anything I rate Naija girls for, it's their hygiene..

East and Southern African girls are God's gift to Africa but they sure do stink as well.. If their mouth don't have a funny odour, it's their pum smelling like shyt..

I'm not a fan of any type of odour, but these girls need to fix up.