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Politics / Re: Lagos Dumps Beggars, Homeless In Onitsha by bittyend1: 2:45am On Jul 26, 2013
^^^^Ain't nothing changed, just the clothes. cheesy cheesy cheesy cheesy

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Romance / Re: The Body Odour Of Yr Boyfriend Or Girlfriend by bittyend1: 9:58pm On Jul 23, 2013
^ tongue
Politics / Re: Senators Who Voted To Legalise Underage Marriage. by bittyend1: 5:04pm On Jul 19, 2013
Pedos, terrorists and zombies up North.

Prostitutes, rapists, kidnappers, ritualists and drug traffickers down south.

What a perfect marriage reminiscent of Sodom and 6omorrah.

All dem binches up north must have xxxl puzzy by age 16. Naija binches like dyck a lot anyway.
Romance / Re: Why Am I Attracted To Bad Boys? by bittyend1: 11:41pm On Nov 12, 2012
Onila, when am I going to press that and suck on ya virgin bo.obsquad?

I'm 'badder' than a muthaphucka, the 'baddest' don on nl, I'm the Vito Corleone on nl, and I've got guns bigger than Bow Wow.

Ready to tear that pu.ss up, ya noe.
Politics / Re: Jonathan: I’ll Pay Any Price For Nigeria To Work by bittyend1: 7:17pm On Sep 10, 2012
Can you pay with your life and 1billion feeding allowance, Mr. infamous re.tardeen? cheesy

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Music/Radio / Re: Timaya - Bum Bum [video] + Download by bittyend1: 6:41pm On Sep 10, 2012
I enjoyed this video and I'll never marry a woman without a massive bassondonk bum.

Massive bum is the way forward. I like this msg.


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Health / Re: Sleeping Paralysis: Share Your Experience by bittyend1: 5:58pm On Sep 10, 2012
bond777: i use to experience it alot but 2 God's glory anytime i call Jesus i get free but it still continued. the attack came again de same day i got baptized in de Holy Ghost, in de boldness of de new power i received i told myself not bother use de name of Jesus but instead i spoke some strong tongues into de thing, that was my last time i ever experienced it. this year makes it 17 years and still counting.

give ur life to Christ and be filled with de Holy Ghost, that's all u need. forget de funky name de whites call it it is purely a demonic attack.

cheers cheesy

Give my life to Christ, when Christ said the Kingdom of God lives inside of me?? Shyte, I'm not trying to be "born again," too old for that. I'm trying to grow in God through my consciousness and knowledge of self. I'm a black man and 'heaven' helps those who help themselves.
Health / Re: Sleeping Paralysis: Share Your Experience by bittyend1: 5:53pm On Sep 10, 2012
::Andrew:::
OOh my God it had always happend to me back then in Nigeria and we blamed witches for pressing me.
Whenever it happend i will be struggling to shout jesus sometime my voice would be unhearble until
finally i would shout Jesus then jump up.

Loooool!!! Nigerians and blaming witches, wizards, and the devil for everything smh.

It happens to me sometimes, and one thing I always do is just expect the worst and best. If I die, shyte after life is gonna be more fun than this world. But every time I get through it back to normal life, I always roll up a fat blunt, smoke it, and give glory to Jah the most high for another day. Shyte, I'm here for a reason; life or death, not scared of none of the two. Cheated death so many times that nothing scares me in life and I have enjoy almost everything life has to offer. Shyte, I'm a nyggah with 9 lives, believe that.
Celebrities / Re: Yvonne Nelson & Mzbel Fight For Ice-Prince by bittyend1: 3:59am On Sep 08, 2012
Vergil:
U're funny. What's sexuality gotta do with this?
Point is, stop blabbing over what's not true. Isn't that the whole point of this convo? Unless, u know its probably not true and u just chatting for the sake of it. Chat all sort, rubbish baseless chat, flame war chat, ego-high chats etc...

What are you on about? WTH is "rubbish baseless chat, flame war chat, ego-high chats etc..?" Stop begging it and talk straight. undecided

How's it not true? Are they too nice to fight over him? They are anything really and Ice Prince is too flee for them, so cut the crap.

And what's ya sexuality? You got me confused because I don't know how to address you. He, she, he/she; which one? undecided
Celebrities / Re: Yvonne Nelson & Mzbel Fight For Ice-Prince by bittyend1: 3:56am On Sep 08, 2012
onila: smiley bittyend I luv you

I love you too, omalicha.

Can't wait to su.ck ya long nip.ples. wink cheesy
Celebrities / Re: Yvonne Nelson & Mzbel Fight For Ice-Prince by bittyend1: 3:54am On Sep 08, 2012
Why did I get banned?

This mukina2 girl needs to slow down for real, what did I say to warrant a ban?

Went clubbing, came back, and this girl banned me like WTF?
Politics / Re: South Sudan Begs Nigeria Police For Training by bittyend1: 12:41am On Aug 22, 2012
I'll leave you wasteman to your crap!

I'm out, yo! cool
Politics / Re: South Sudan Begs Nigeria Police For Training by bittyend1: 12:38am On Aug 22, 2012
chucky234: Quick to forget how your slutty shi:tty mum was picked from a dumbing site in Igbobi,freaking slug with a borrowed e-image rotting in a shi:t hole.
You fuc:king sit behind a 1985 IBM desktop P4 crappy computer to type shyte,little mukky with darkwin ducky brain roaming aimless on NL.
Maybe I am gonna help you get recruited into the NPF to afford you the opportunity of egunje collection in Ajegunle where your shyte as:s belong.

WTF are you on about, darg?

Man's typing in mandarin and you expect me to understand that crap lol!!

Your comeback is WACK!!

Go su.ck ya mum as well!!
Politics / Re: South Sudan Begs Nigeria Police For Training by bittyend1: 12:31am On Aug 22, 2012
^Emosh much, nah? cheesy

I switch lanes like Rick James from highly educated, to ghetto - best of both worlds lol.

But you're too dumb for an intelligent convo, hence, why I had to put you in check in the language you would understand..

Piss off!!
Politics / Re: South Sudan Begs Nigeria Police For Training by bittyend1: 12:28am On Aug 22, 2012
chucky234: This kid is sure on a long thing,few days ago he was fighting for Ghana on www.nairaland.com/1022512/yvonne-nelson-mocks-mmia-nollywood/4
Today he claimed to be an Ijebu man,guess you suffering from a rare brain disorder.

Fam, I wasn't fighting for Ghana, I was showing you naija mans how fvcked up the airport was..

Ghana mans get no love around here, G lol.

Fvck Ghana as well!! cheesy
Politics / Re: South Sudan Begs Nigeria Police For Training by bittyend1: 12:26am On Aug 22, 2012
Putting fear in puzzyhole.s' mind is what I do. Don't run ya mouth to me, mate.

I've got stars and stripes on these gully roads like the American flag!! lol

Fvcking naija pus.sies!! cheesy

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