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This story get as he b,how did she overpowered an agile prostitute carrying a sharp knife did she grew up in Shaolin temple?no graphic pics for us to analyze.

paix:
I salute your courage for enduring the insults. Which trait did you imbibe, mum's or dad's?

None I will never let ma children go thru what I experienced.

What brought u frm UK away from yur children? We dnt know who to believe now...nobody want to joke with cat1 biological weapon so stay where u are until a confirmatory test prove u
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1.Ma dad nag alot,he is very fastidious he can even blame somebody for die naturally...he once blame me for a boy that died from electrocution....he was quite sure i shld have been d one b/c I no dey hear word at all.
2.He repeat & repeat instructions,words as if u are stone deaf,dullard & stupid e.g b4 u cross d road look left,right & left again..he will repeat 5 times b4 u leave d house.
3.He insults a lot.bodily insult see yur big eyes like frog own..see yur big ear...see yur sharp head like juju mask.
4.He is a miser u can't squeeze a dime out of him...his frequent slogan is there is no money,he will go round d whole market haggling price of Xmas clothes for hours,he made us wore torned, tattered school uniform for 4yrs with torn bottom ....needle & thread was my trusted companion.if yur sandal/slippers cut after 3yrs he is say u have cut yur sandal if u reply it wasn't me...SSHHAARRRAP!is what u will get.most things my mate has like bicycle,textbooks existed as wishes for me....I trekked 4miles to school everyday.
5.He never believe in u,even if anybody tell him he saw u swallowing a goat he will believe them.
My mum can't keep a secret tell her anything d whole village will hear it.
2.She gives advice as if u are still a kid.... always b carrying & playing with yur kids so that dey will know u.what annoys me is that she advice u on what u already know & practice.
If I come back again,they will never b my parents again Tufiakwa!

Pmb a pussycat with 9 lives,d same person wailers said they saw him coughing blood.

He fon apply lipstick for lip na,see how cigarrete blacken his lip like chimpanzee.

raymondFirstborn:
approximately N3m

Wow.

Run away from her...she iz dirty or else u will smell bad all-day long.

I remember 1 female soldier that saw me & lock d gate yesterday,I went to mammy market to see if I can get a bag of rice to buy, she asked me if I am a foreigner...b4 I could answer negative she quickly lock d gate ..only to peep thru d crack & ask me again.i thought b4 soldiers are trained to die anytime.

RiyaGoddess:
That hospital should be called out and closed up with immediate effect. My mom was right when she told me last night that she fears doctors and nurses fleeing when the numbers increases in Nigeria because Nigerians lack good working attitude.
Imagine ‘This is Coronavirus! Coronavirus is not my portion!’ Whose portion is it Mtchewwwwww




Modified- Professional Illiterates everywhere.

It is better to b sacked & b alive than to b dispatch by covid-1-9.

If those bigmen are getting positive,what about there mistresses,house helps,PAs,nurses,drivers...also their extended family & others all they have contact with.God help us even only1 infected person remaining anywhere in d world is a biological threat to mankind.

I know we have an air artillery brigade in akure,it could be there ordinance.

UnaToto:
UnaToto

Foolish kid na everybody get Toto?

Police fucck up!improper planning dey shld have shown them video of empty mosques in Saudi Arabia 1st dispersing them with plateful of akara each.

ImmaculateJOE:
I've lived almost all my life here in the north..
And I can tell you that an average Hausa/Fulani Man of 50yrs and below is violent in nature..

The word Bura Ubanka and Duri Uwarki is their slang which means Your father's penis and Your Mother's uterus respectively.

If a young boy offends his mother, upon all the insulting word in the world, she will all always say ka Chi duri uwarka, meaning eat your mother's kpekus..
"ka" is he while "ki" is she

And the average Hausa/Fulani man is fraudulent.. Forget what they usually portray online..
Their own examination malpractices is second to none.
They can cut corners for Africa
Need not to tell you guys about quota system.. The word merit is not in their dictionary...
e.t.c

Don't misinform duri is ToTo not uterus.

Omooba77:
The foolishness of God is wiser than men's wisdom. Just like the days of Noah, people took the Word of God with non challant attitude.

Don't use that kind of adjective:Foo........when discribing d ALMIGHTY....fear GOD ooo!

People still dey marry....for this Corona plague what does it profit u to join together &every gatherers there & beyond catches covid-19 & d cycle continues.

Do state governor need Buhari permission to close state borders or local markets?

Riele:
Just 400 beds ? .

Somebody eyez is telling his brain that it is just 400beds.

raymondFirstborn:
total of 120sqm

What d cost?

What is d decking space?what d cost of decking?

We are not learning any lessons,even after this Corona virus,we still eat snakes & bats.

What Iz more thrilling than d sight of an erect phallus.

Buhari a pussycat with 9 lives.

Why wuld 70 foolish soldiers travel in one lorry?what happens to them traveling in landrovers of 7men with 4km apart.

Anyone who caught this bug shld b cremated.

Has Reno self isolate himself?

Which 1 is fanta virus again? it is hitime d world isolate China.

Lilbest3:
All these chincos have finally succeeded in turning the world upside down. Why do American leftists have problems with calling this the Chinese virus?

All those Hollywood people who have been dreaming of apocalypse hope you've gotten what you've been dreaming of? This time around it wasn't alien invasion or zombie / robotic attack it's a microscopic organism that chased everyone inside

Look how doom's day preparers are laughing at us.

oshozondii:
https://punchng.com/coronavirus-atikus-daughter-in-law-grandchildren-test-negative/

So atiku has 3 sons & they will not visits there brother who just return by frm Switzerland?what is self isolation when domestic servant serves atiku son & others,goes to market.

fergie001:
Same flight.....
He is married to the daughter of a former Bauchi State Gov.

No b small Entourage ooo!over a hundred people.

SirVintageCock:
This is not adding up.
He didn't attend any social gathering but he shook the hands of Bauchi state governor at a meeting. The governor who is already under isolation waiting patiently for the outcome of his own test.

Not adding up at all.
Too watery.

He must have hug his mother & embrace his father Alhj.Atiku Abubakar.