₦airaland Forum

okirewaju:
You don't say


Care to run through the benefits you get?

i think he gains more kids,more responsibilities,more sex,more envy e.t.c

smartdigics:
I pray she will get okada to drop her off cos its late already

what!this is too funny!

Oracleforce:
Yes...like Arsenal and Man U fans

lol

extol1:
Aunty, answer the question which you are asking us

lol

Auxtin85:
God knows I would have been arrested after disqualification because lecturer daughter for dey comma

lol

my own question is that will the fans of the winner get their share from the money?

Rosebloom:
And forgo the marriage?

yes forgo the marriage,is the person too old to get a better relationship?
the job she has now will take care of her at old age.federal job is not easy to get,when u get it,hold am tight.

Whats the guarantee the said marriage will even work out?

pls she should face her job,love comes when you least expect.

pls study hard,clean up,make money,they will ask u out




am not responsible for what i just typed,my fingers are!


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wow,another ftc on front page

i want to dedicate this great achievement to my late mum,i promised to make her proud,and am doing it.

i dedicate this to my c.r.k teacher in secondary school,aunty vicky thanks for making me believe in myself.

my jealous neighbours ,its unfortunate that you cant see this achievement but hey,we go party with enough cabin biscuit this weekend.

thank you nairaland for making me happy today because am really down.

good people like mr.uche and mr.Emmanuel and other kind hearted nairalanders

I am not a politician,i dont like politics either but i think President Muhammadu Buhari should be appreciated for making us value what we have.

Years back,i saw local rice as rubbish and never get to eat it or even taste it,but in recent time when our president put a ban on importation of foreign rice,i started eating the beautiful rice and realise that
1.it tastes better
2.cooks on time
3.free of preservatives(i buy from farmers)
4.cheaper
5.the aroma is special

it is good to love what we have and enjoy it.The demand for it is now high and its making farmers put more effort in making it cleaner and stone free(at least less stones).
Farmers are now enjoying their jobs.

pls lets patronise our food.

GOD bless Nigeria!

i wish you can move mama to stay with me in Abuja.i dont have money o but am very sure she will be happy.i have soft spot for the elderly and children.

Shugargal:
Why won't you be scared when your monica bears female while you're a male..i served in the North and I know this local medicine sellers move about with that stuff.. should I say it's just like their logo or something.. next time go close and ask questions instead of being sissy

really?

wow!
but does lalasticlala like dead snakes?or does he prefer the live ones?
lord lala,over to you!

moscojoor:
on Sunday?

wednesday

moscojoor:
you stay at jikwoyi
I think i saw this same guy with the monitor lizard at jikwoyi phase 1

am at kurudu,mayb he passed through jikwoyi to kurudu

she is describing botrix,he is my spouse who is physically challenged.pls read well before typing blindly.

Openbusiness:
Monitor lizards have different sizes, and the biggest or giant size monitor lizard species is the Komodo Dragon. Monitor lizards are dangerous. They are VENOMOUS creatures and the potency of the venom as per if it can kill a human being depends on the size of the monitor lizard that bites you. A komodo dragon has enough venom to kill an adult human being, the smaller monitor lizards their venom can do some damage to your tissues and cause pain, but it's not strong enough to kill. Also monitor lizards mouths are full of dangerous bacteria, so if they bite you, even without venom been injected, the heavy colony of bacteria in their mouth can cause infection if it gets into your blood stream. IN CONCLUSION, avoid contact with monitor lizards. If you don't have a weapon and you see the small type of monitor lizards, drive them away, but if you see the giant type aka Komodo Dragon, RUN AWAY. It hunts and kills and eats FLESH or MEAT. Komodo dragons will hunt and kill cows and bufallo. Very very dangerous creature. If you don't have a 15mm machine gun in your hand, just run if you see a Komodo Dragon. It is very strong, very fast (don't let the size deceive you), runs as fast as a typical lizard will and it is brutal, it always aims to KILL. A komodo dragon can outrun a human being, so if you see it coming from 1km away, just start running, don't wait till it gets close. Because the hunting strategy of the Komodo Dragon is to charge and make a fast sprint to bite a prey, just one bite is what it needs, then as the prey struggles to escape, it won't bother stressing itself again, it will just keep following slowly, their tongue is like a snake, so it has a very powerful sense of detection, it will just keep following and following slowly and let the venom do the work. And as the prey is running away, the venom spreads and the prey gets weaker and weaker until it can't run again and has some kind of paralysis. Then the Komodo Dragon will use its tongue to track down and determine the location of the prey and will eventually catch up and find it and eat it alive. Very very dangerous creature. See a giant monitor lizard in action below:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jguoDaTmRl0

wow!

ipobarethieves:
Amiibaby and Soneh see the same man today in His.Bjprodint u sure say nor be akudaya u see/ABI nah Ur friend send u d pic wey u take credit for? Jos to Abuja far nah

i took the pictures myself.i for interview the monitor lizard,con snap pictures with the animal before you go believe?

mansakhalifa:
You gain nothing from being afraid.
If you seek knowledge, then go all out and get it.
The curious always conquer.

not in this case uncle.

mansakhalifa:
You gain nothing from being afraid.
If you seek knowledge, then go all out and get it.
The curious always conquer.

not in this case uncle.

amiibaby:
Are u in Jos cos I saw this same man in terminus market

Am in Abuja ma

Benjaniblinks:
but if is to be making mouth up and down on Nairaland you are number one

you know me before?

since 2013,my topic is just making front page,i am so happy!

what if parents cant afford seperate beds?

i still sleep on the same bed with my kids,cos i cant afford another bed for them now.

Kriss216:
You would have gotten a first hand explanation and information from that man. No, you have to snap and post here, knowing fully well that this is one guy's specialty and he will not hesitate to push this to FP to satisfy his conscience.

i was too scared of going close to the guy.i zoomed in the picture.we were amazed

lalasticlala,whats your say about this?

illicit:
Ain't it dead

very much alive

A man came beside my shop to greet his friends with this hanging on his shoulder,is this what is called a monitor lizard?is it also a pet?it was alive.Are monitor lizard dangerous?

the END is near,TIME is going,pls put THINGS in place to make heaven.it is well!