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RomanceRe: Have You Dated A Big Girl Before? Here Is My Experience With Them by Bjteensdes24: 9:36pm On May 11, 2020
Drayton36 please, continue the story am following and waiting for the part 5. Me na to only read comment here but actually, your story made me comment cos its a lit. Would like you to post story about the other 3 big babes you dated too wink
RomanceRe: Have You Dated A Big Girl Before? Here Is My Experience With Them by Bjteensdes24: 9:32pm On May 11, 2020
Dreyton36:
PART 4
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WE Rushed one of their staff and questioned him on the prices of their drinks and proteins

The guy na ibo boy ,
I asked him bros no vex , how much una dey sell una red Italian whine , he ask me which of them , i tell am say I no look the lable to read am
I come beg am like a brother , I give am the direct of my babe sit to go check it himself , na nice guy , he obey

When he came back , he say ah bros e no too cost naw
Na just 46,500 cry shocked
For my mind , na 46,500 this guy call JUST?
I. Ask again how much be snail , before I even finish my statement my next guy man in the same shoes just shout yes na wetin i was ask because the thing carry siren join am grin grin grin
The staff said it's just 25k for a stick shocked piss come they worry me
I come am the guy say when you reach the table of my girl , how many she don order, he say na the second stick she dey eat cry
That my other guy just shout "I DON DIE TODAY"
The guy started asking me ,
Guy: wetin we go do now

Me: wetin we go do ke huh Guy I get my own problem ooo
My head burn like this

I left them there and went to my table, deep inside na so i take go?

The babe was like , what took you so long ?
Lies no they finish for mouth na , I use my brain sharply ,
I tell her say i receive call from my elder sister now when I they piss ,say my dad just eat poison for outing wet he go

She shock , me sef shock for the kind lie wey I just fabricate within few seconds without thinking twice, but no be my fault , i no like shame
My pocket ba only 76k plus remain
I no they ever get money for my bank account because as them they pay salary na so the money they go

I finish my Heineken , she just they calm me down , she con ask me where my dad they now , i tell am say them run am go hospital and my sister say make I quickly send money if not them no go give am any first treatment

Naim she just start to they para o
She start grammer

Her:That's why i hate this country , they'll see someone dying they'll be requesting for money as if money is everything
For my mind , my sister money is everything oo
If u know where I don trek for the Lagos u go on say miney is everything

She come take am personal Sha
Don't forget I said it earlier that she's kind-hearted

Naim she ask me how much them wan collect for starting, I no even waste time i say na 240k my sister say make I send first

Naim she say make I send her my sister ACC details ,
Base on say i no want make e be say I be golddigger , I tell her say. Make she no worry I go sort am, make she just enjoy herself
But for my mind , no hear my own oooo grin
Abeg ask me the details again oo,
She come say don't let me get angry with you , ur dad's life is at stake here and you are telling me not to worry?

Make e no be like say my village people they follow me , i give her my sister details sharply

She transfer 300k to the account sharply , inside my mind i don make am oooooo , I hope tope my girlfriend they see how real girls they treat men ooo grin grin

I thanked her , she say make i no thank her that she's always happy whenever she helps someone shocked for my mind okpe oooo

With confidence I order for another Heineken with snail I no fear again , worst cone to worst I go tell my sister to send me small cash for my aza grin grin

I come observe that other guy with he babes for distance , he no they smile at all grin
That's even where I first saw this Nollywood actor named Alex ekubo , the guy handsome no be small
But for Lagos nobody send celebs oo angry angry

We kill time there , she offered to clear the bill , I no even know when she clear the bill sef , me I don already they on my 4th bottle when she say she wan go urinate

But Heineken they make man prick raise , everybody just they observe me , they wonder who I be , to come with that kind fly chick
Me sef no dull at all

I give her jokes , she laugh die, that's the only thing I can offer anyway
She laugh sotay she come they put her head for my body

Small time my phone ring , who they call me , my sister , she don see alert grin
I no even let her talk sef I just speak my language for am
"I tell her say na me send am make she no worry "

The babe don high Wella , she come say she feel like dancing , say make we go the club side
We went there omo see grooving , we both have the same love for the same kind of songs

As we just they step inßide , the first female i saw was this girl named Cynthia Morgan , who remember her , (German juice)
The DJ just play one of my favourite by wyclef jean ft eve _L.O.V.E.Y.O.U
Omo mehn although I no Sabi dance but that song made me dance
I rock her well, she feel me , she just held me tight , she was absolutely drunk , but I no worry seems the next day na Sunday no work
The next song enter , Nobody has to know by kranium , the song just came out then
That song na baddest for club grin
If you know you know

Me sef don high but no matter how i high reach I no they ever lusguard ,
I romanced her body to the rhythm of the song , she felt it
I checked my watch , 9:47pm
Mi o worry , ma jaiye Ori mi grin grin

The DJ come kill me patapata, he switched to naija song and played Paul dairo_angel of my life
chai song wey I take toast many girls that yr
She happen to like the song too , omo see grooving

Small time she whispered to my ear say she they feel dizzy , say she wan sleep
I tell her say we go need pay the security to allow us leave the car there so we go take taxi home , or we go lodge
She say make we lodge , na wetin me sef wan hear be that grin
We went to the receptionist , we made our way to the booking session , God forbid eko hotel no be poor man hotel oo
Hotel fine pass anything else
Wetin concern me concern price , she pay with her card, I no even near where she they pay sef I no want yawa grin grin

Them give her key she hand am over to me , for my mind no be separate rooms?
Anyway both of us don shayo , manya

We went in , she just UnCloth for my presence she no even send , but I know say na unto shayo level , my Dickson just stand kakaraka , and she's just too sexy , she's slim, busty , and a moderate ass , just my type

She go shower and see came back , she just lie down straight

Wahala come burst for midnight ooo
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Comment for part 5
When I get positive comments I'll drop it tonight , to type no easy
Me na set awon readers but this bros made me comment..I really commend you bro will be waiting for part 5 and the other 3 big babes story you dated too grin
RomanceRe: The Craziest Thing Your Partner Has Ever Asked You To Do? by Bjteensdes24: 12:15am On May 08, 2020
alleazardous:
not really slavery, there are women that got off during such actions
Oh! Really? Mehn might be fun anyways�
RomanceRe: The Craziest Thing Your Partner Has Ever Asked You To Do? by Bjteensdes24: 11:43pm On May 07, 2020
Liliantalks:
not exciting to me at all , I can’t trust no nigga like that , blindfolded!! Nope , that woman was paid , I ain’t . I ain’t interested in such not one bit
Yea..you shouldn't be cos its rather a punishment as in who does that all because of love or enjoyment nah nah nah
RomanceRe: The Craziest Thing Your Partner Has Ever Asked You To Do? by Bjteensdes24: 11:39pm On May 07, 2020
Liliantalks:
no be me and am
Lol..honestly if you had watched that movie too you will understand though its crazy but to me more like slavery which might be exciting to him
RomanceRe: The Craziest Thing Your Partner Has Ever Asked You To Do? by Bjteensdes24: 11:34pm On May 07, 2020
Theevilone:
I dated this girl in school and we lived together in my room so na steady bleeping, sometimes we go don bleep like 3 or 4 times before noon so to some points if I want to bleep she will be avoiding me and I managly slid into her and bleep her later she told me she prefer it by force that I should start raping her that she enjoys it



Secondly my current babe will always want me to bit her nipple very hard but me Gann dey fear


Thirdly the last girl I dated in school will always ask me to bleep her so she will sleep earlier and wake earlier for her early morning lectures and will ask me to tell her when I want to Cum so she will touch her clit and Cum together with me lol .
WTF! Lol the third one is so weird and funny touch and touch
RomanceRe: The Craziest Thing Your Partner Has Ever Asked You To Do? by Bjteensdes24: 11:30pm On May 07, 2020
Liliantalks:
A nigga told me he was going to tie my hands and blindfold me during sex that he loved it better that way.. I told him no n never picked he’s calls
Lol..very sure the guy watched an American movie titled 'Fifty Shades Of Grey' so, he wanted to practice that with you. That movie is damn hot mehn!
RomanceRe: Naughty Whatsapp Group by Bjteensdes24: 11:21pm On May 07, 2020
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PoliticsRe: Lockdown: Sowore Launches Pots Pan Protest (PPP) Against Buhari (Photo) by Bjteensdes24: 1:33pm On Apr 23, 2020
EBMedia:
Lockdown Extension: #RevolutionNow - Again!!! Sowore Announces Nationwide Protest Against Buhari's Govt (Photo)

After rumours of plans by the government to extend the Covid-19 lockdown in the country by another 14 days, RevolutionNow activist and Sahara Reporters Publisher, Omoyele Sowore has annonced a Nationwide Sit-At-Home protest against the move to extend the lockdown, IgbereTV reports



https://mobile.twitter.com/YeleSowore/status/1253211689895501824
Ready

European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga)Re: Official Manchester United Fan Thread:''20 Times EPL Champion by Bjteensdes24: 8:45am On Apr 16, 2020
Victornezzar:
You can contact Elrony... Skimpledawg or Obainojazz

They are the admins on the group
Okay bro..thanks
SportsActive Man United Whatsapp Group, Pls Add Me '08123623491' by Bjteensdes24(op): 1:05am On Apr 16, 2020
Please friends, any active and functioning Manchester United group on WhatsApp add my number '08123623491'
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga)Re: Official Manchester United Fan Thread:''20 Times EPL Champion by Bjteensdes24: 12:43am On Apr 16, 2020
Hello my fellow fans, can you please refer me to Man United WhatsApp group or add me? Thanks..08123623491
CrimeRe: Two Thieves Caught In Mafoluku Oshodi by Bjteensdes24: 9:40am On Apr 14, 2020
awhybliss:
#PayUsOurPalliativesViaBVn
Let everybody loud this until they see it
BusinessRe: Register Free Amd Earn Online by Bjteensdes24(op): 4:33pm On Apr 13, 2020
TOLUKEMLIZZY:
But how do we convert the money to naira pls? I am a novice
You can convert from one of the payment method you choosed to be paid with
BusinessRegister Free Amd Earn Online by Bjteensdes24(op): 4:06pm On Apr 13, 2020
Kindly join EZ Bucks, and starts earning money with social media. It's too easy! Sign up today for a $35 bonus! https://ref.ezbucks.co/Dkems247
PoliticsRe: NSIP: Are They Paying Ghosts? - Ben Kalu Questions Maryam Uwais by Bjteensdes24: 3:46pm On Apr 11, 2020
In other news, this is what I saw on someone's status o..so funny but makes sense.

European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga)Re: Official Manchester United Fan Thread:''20 Times EPL Champion by Bjteensdes24: 7:36pm On Dec 06, 2019
[quote author=MRTA7 post=84686590]Why is there an assumption that Pogba can play the 10? He's only really been good in the left of a midfield 3. Not really excelled anywhere else. A Pogba in a 10 means you'll lose alot of pressing from the front.[/quote
Arbeg mey this Pogba of a thing leave the club by January and it should be Real Madrid he is going In case he looses form and starts doing all the rubbish he has been doing in Manchester then he will know the difference between the Fans here and there. I know dem Madrid fans well!!
CelebritiesRe: Fans Hail Wizkid From Afar At A Tanzanian Beach (Video) by Bjteensdes24: 1:51pm On Nov 14, 2019
WalkerMichael:
STARBOY WIZZY... Blessed boy

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By the way,


I have a like new FOLDABLE TOUCHSCREEN DELL Inspiron 11 3000 Series Laptop Pc Amd For Sale at an affordable RATE. no fault, perfect condition


Location: Lagos
Price: 50k (SLIGHTLY NEGOTIABLE)
Please message me on whatsapp or send a mail on NL if you're interested in this deal.
No whatsapp num?
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga)Re: Official Manchester United Fan Thread:''20 Times EPL Champion by Bjteensdes24: 9:29pm On Oct 14, 2019
Leyqute:
Forget it. He's still as clueless as ever. Bulgaria haven't won one single game in this qualifiers. They've played 7.
Hello, please kindly help with a man u WhatsApp group or any interesting sport group
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga)Re: Official Manchester United Fan Thread:''20 Times EPL Champion by Bjteensdes24: 8:21pm On Oct 14, 2019
Hello, Please anyone to share me Man United WhatsApp group link or any Sports group WhatsApp link?
SportsSports Whatsapp Group Link by Bjteensdes24(op): 8:04pm On Oct 14, 2019
Hi Nairanlanders, anyone with Manchester United group WhatsApp link or any sports update WhatsApp group link should share me please.
TravelRe: Cost Of A Nigeria International Passport by Bjteensdes24: 9:03pm On Jul 29, 2019
Hello Dear Members, I registered for my international passport at the immigration office in Abeokuta for the sum of 40k which supposed to take a maximum of 2weeks before its ready for pick up. This Thursday will make it exactly 1month since I registered and I keep calling the officer whom I paid to help me in the processing but he keeps saying 'Pali' hasn't been delivered to their company though the second week to the week I went there to register, I called him and he said 64pages were delivered instead of the 32pages I registered for. Now, i am not even sure of his response cos I paid that amount so I can get it in 2weeks which he told me it will take. Please, is there anyone who registered in the same State and haven't been able to pick up his or her pass due to general issue of 'Pali' which hasn't been delivered yet? Just want to confirm if that's what is delaying truly as he has told me or just giving me excuses. Thanks
TravelGetting An International Passport by Bjteensdes24(op): 4:57pm On Jul 29, 2019
Hello Dear Members, I registered for my international passport at the immigration office in Abeokuta for the sum of 40k which supposed to take a maximum of 2weeks before its ready for pick up. This Thursday will make it exactly 1month since I registered and I keep calling the officer whom I paid to help me in the processing but he keeps saying 'Pali' hasn't been delivered to their company though the second week to the week I went there to register, I called him and he said 64pages were delivered instead of the 32pages I registered for. Now, i am not even sure of his response cos I paid that amount so I can get it in 2weeks which he told me it will take. Please, is there anyone who registered in the same State and haven't been able to pick up his or her pass due to general issue of 'Pali' which hasn't been delivered yet? Just want to confirm if that's what is delaying truly as he has told me or just giving me excuses. Thanks
CelebritiesRe: Olakunle Churchill Stakes 100,000 Dollars on Anthony Joshua vs Ruiz Rematch by Bjteensdes24: 9:48pm On Jul 21, 2019
Help me repost this till Olakunle Churchill sees it... Anthony can't win it maybe a draw the way I see it.
SportsRe: Manchester United. Theater Of Dreams by Bjteensdes24: 9:37pm On Jul 21, 2019
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TravelRe: 1.01m Passport Applications Received In 2018, Says NBS by Bjteensdes24: 10:11pm On Jul 12, 2019
yettymuse:
All this post I'm seeing about passport.. I hope I won't hear story when I'm picking up on Wednesday o.. Make we respect ourselves abeg o
Please, where did you apply for it? Kind of waiting to pick up too in Abeokuta
Car TalkRe: Inside Lexani’s ₦361m Hyper-luxury Transporter That Looks Like A Private Jet by Bjteensdes24: 8:45pm On Jul 12, 2019
omoadeleye:
OP you don't have any right to post my daddy RV here, i need you to take this down now now
Guy, you are funny o you mean your dad's car? � Na to make both heaven and earth Sha who no want good thing ah never get the money now sha
Car TalkRe: Inside Lexani’s ₦361m Hyper-luxury Transporter That Looks Like A Private Jet by Bjteensdes24: 8:43pm On Jul 12, 2019
Guy, you are funny o you mean your dad's car? � Na to make both heaven and earth Sha who no want good thing ah never get the money now sha
TravelRe: General USA Student Visa Enquiries-part 15 by Bjteensdes24: 6:27am On Jun 14, 2019
fairheart:
No, no. The price the guy paid is the black market price. If you go through the normal processing, it should be under 30K, but it could take more than a month. I don't know why, but these guys always have one or two reasons to justify the delay. So, if you want your passport the same day, within a week, the price may be more than 30K.
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Thanks so much really really appreciate
TravelRe: General USA Student Visa Enquiries-part 15 by Bjteensdes24: 9:24pm On Jun 13, 2019
fairheart:
It is on the Nigerian immigration website. But because this is Nigeria, there is a black market price for instant processing, which mostly take a few hours--depending on the immigration officer you know. Someone was at Abeokuta on Tuesday and he told me he was told to pay 45K. Same day. Go to their office in Lagos to check and ask for information.
Thanks for that.. But are you saying it will be more than 45k if it's not done in a black market?
TravelRe: General USA Student Visa Enquiries-part 15 by Bjteensdes24: 8:51pm On Jun 13, 2019
Hello.. Please, how much can I use to process an international passport? Will be awaiting your response thanks!!!

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