DesChyko:
Response: "Because I'm probably the smartest person you gonna have around. I mean you put out an AD for this job vacancy, sat around waiting for me to have this interview. And now you can't even remember why we're here in the first place. Even I don't forget stuffs that easy. Lol"

You are a fucking clown

Mayor21:
So today I was in my farm and decided to take some pictures.

kudos

May God help us in this country

helinues:


Eedris Abdulkareem should focus on his dead career...

He has been singing Nigeria jaga jaga for decades , what has he contributed towards the development of Nigeria?

He himself is underdeveloped

noble87:
I pain you Chelshit fan lol

impossicant

Ten points deduction won’t be a bad idea

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Gracespecial101:


Handle am how??
Them no go bold touch am, if them no want buy market?

Btw: They are more Civil while handing cases

who told you. FBI is ruthless. Didn’t u read stories aftermath 9/11 what they did to all the people they arrested bro fear FBI

I can never forgive them for this

Ftc

Great alumnus greets u

Alma mater

DanielIkeije:
I’ll advice you acquire a high income skill.

A high income skill will make you between $2000 to $10,000 monthly if you are really good at what you do.

Out of the 300k take out some money and pay for a course to learn a high income skill.

This will benefit you greatly trust me.

examples of high income skill

Dreyton36:
I've dated up to 4 different very rich and influential girls
And I'll kindly share just one of their stories, I mean the first of them

It was 2013 mehn life no be moi moi ooo
I lived in Lagos , Maryland to be precise so I got a job at a catering company then at ikoyi
But not like other catering jobs oo , this one is special into big boys way
We only serve the NNPC_NAPIMS workers
Men go garage up with full swag to go serve rice
But it was fun cuz I had my cool Calabar friend with me
I finally had a friend who happened to be an auditor there (female)
Name withheld , she's absolutely gorgeous but a lil older than me i guess
She rides a range Rover , the company has a car park called Park view, for those who knows bayo kuku area in ikoyi you'll know there , big men area

One day I went to serve as usual , I was cashless , after closing hours I almost lost it cuz I had no penny to go home , mehn I trek from ikoyi reach Maryland life tire me
The next day again I went to work after borrowing money from my own younger brother
And after serving , I was just thinking of how to go home , but I no too dear because that day was Friday and we don't work during weekends
As i went to pack up the used plates, this damsel asked me to pass her bag to her, she gave me some $ upto 15 pieces
I mean dollars not naira ooo , 100 dollars each
Mehn my prick sef stand
I was dumbfounded , to say thank you sef tire me
Anyway I left , but I thanked her Sha , but I didn't even know the actual figure of the cash but I know say na load
Trust poor man na , I arrange the dollars inside my wallet and went to a nearby bar to get some cold Heineken and catfish peppersoup
After that I headed to obalende park , as usual the conductors don know me as a wahala boy who no they always get money complete
I stepped into the bus and put on my headphones in it's loudest volume , as usual the conductor started shouting (owo da)
Because I see fine girls inside bus I start to speak phonetics and brought out some dollars that i dont have change , conductor shock
To cut it short I went home
And I made my biggest mistake
Drop ur comments if I should continue cuz this is the funniest partt

please continue

Friedturkey:
A girl I was once involved with was batshit crazy.
During sex she would always ask me to choke her until she passes out, and I will always shout NO! I can't be testing my village people.
One day while she was riding ontop, I decided to get freaky, stretched my hands to her throat and choked her a bit. This girl instantly became possessed by unclean spirits, went from zero to hundred in 5 seconds, started riding like crazy, twitching uncontrollably.
Next thing I knew, she took a pillow, covered my face, and started choking me back while shouting "please babe, pass out for me babe!". I just threw her away and ended the relationship there. Iss nor me you will kill.
That's the best, weirdest, and scariest sex I've ever had.

nairaland will not kill me

jacoik:
so painful my G. you need to give love a chance again my dear because you can't keep reminding yourself of the past. I pray the ancestors to heal your wounded soul

this one shock me ooo

Davash222:
Travelled from Lagos to Abuja to visit my 'Nigerian' girlfriend via land. On reaching to Utako park, the uber driver she sent to pick me happens to be her main boyfriend.
It ended in pains.

let’s learn bro. Post the full story

Zooposki:
Never knew Oyedepo was this foolish.

i swear

wilemer:


treat your workers right tho

his actions not justified. He or she can choose to leave the job

Millenniumlady:
And Trump deny knowing them

Before nko, if not that concrete evidence are gathered that they served in the military, the military itself will deny them

Engrduke:



You spoke well, the woman was aggressive.
But trust Nigerian Police at your own peril.
Do you understand Yoruba?
It was obvious the police officer first roughhandled the woman and the junior policeman did not record that part. They were only interested in the part that will put them in the good book of Nigerians for not retaliating.

As the woman was beating him, she kept saying:
"Policeman, you were beating, you were giving me hot slaps when I did you no wrong. And you boasted that nobody can question you as you were working for the government. Does the government ask you to be beating me for doing no wrong? Why do you want to kill me?"

The above is part of what the woman was saying in Yoruba.

But the police was smart enough to enjoy public sympathy by editing the part of the video clip where the poor woman was being molested.
Remember that just few days ago,a similar situation happened in Osun State where a policeman was recorded beating a poor lady which consequently resulted to his dismissal. All in the name of enforcing the Covid-19 lockdown.
So, this time around, the police was smart enough to capture the woman's retaliation and not their own provocation. With this, the policeman in question has escaped the wrath of the IGP.

Please, FEAR POLICE. They can turn any case upside down to favour them.

God bless you for this, was thinking about how I will type it. Am sure d guy does not understand yoruba. Though the woman herself has her own fault

NextD18:
Do you know what it means to slap a Nigerian policeman 13 times? The guts!!

She's wayward, wild and very lucky she did that to a tolerating man, because a typical Nigerian policeman would have shot her to death out of anger.

They should please jail, prosecute and penalize her thoroughly, because a woman who's capable of harassing a policeman in such manner can comfortably kill her husband or anyone around her.

She's a time bomb.
I wonder how many innocent men she has raped.

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Acidosis:


If we must compare and interprete these figures, let's do it with a great deal of caution.

I don't think the rate of infection in these countries is anywhere close to ours. Drugs don't prevent infection, right?

Right. Drug cares infection

ibksiv:


We don't expect you to chase us. The same way some girls do shakara for guys wooing them, the same way some guys do shakara for girls interested in them. So it is a two way traffic. But I don't do shakara sha!

ADVOCACY

If you are not among them go down on your knees and thank Baba God

fulaniHERDSman:
Other people are busy touching lives and this useless baby bastarrd is still out there fooling himself.

NOBODY CARES FOR NOW ... EMPTY BRAIN MOMFO.

SMH

Ok