Jobs/Vacancies / Re: Job Interview: Is This The Best Response To "Why Should We Hire You"? by bkayode(m): 6:31pm On May 03, 2021 |
DesChyko: Response: "Because I'm probably the smartest person you gonna have around. I mean you put out an AD for this job vacancy, sat around waiting for me to have this interview. And now you can't even remember why we're here in the first place. Even I don't forget stuffs that easy. Lol" You are a fucking clown |
Agriculture / Re: My Maize Farm In Pictures by bkayode(m): 6:21pm On May 03, 2021 |
Mayor21: So today I was in my farm and decided to take some pictures.
kudos |
Politics / Re: Bandits Threaten To Kill 17 Greenfield Students If N100m Ransom Is Not Paid by bkayode(m): 6:19pm On May 03, 2021 |
May God help us in this country |
Celebrities / Re: Timaya To Eedris Abdulkareem: Dirty Looking Igbo Smoker, Stop Blames, Go & Work by bkayode(m): 6:10pm On May 03, 2021 |
helinues:
Eedris Abdulkareem should focus on his dead career...
He has been singing Nigeria jaga jaga for decades , what has he contributed towards the development of Nigeria?
He himself is underdeveloped |
Sports / Re: Manchester United Could Face Points Deduction Under Premier League Rules by bkayode(m): 6:05pm On May 03, 2021 |
noble87: I pain you Chelshit fan lol impossicant |
Sports / Re: Manchester United Could Face Points Deduction Under Premier League Rules by bkayode(m): 6:04pm On May 03, 2021 |
Ten points deduction won’t be a bad idea |
Romance / Re: What's The Worst Thing Your Lover Did To You After A Breakup? by bkayode(m): 9:56pm On Jul 23, 2020 |
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Crime / Re: Woodbery Defrauded US Firm Of $15.3 Million Stashed Away In Bitcoin Wallet by bkayode(m): 11:39am On Jul 07, 2020 |
Gracespecial101:
Handle am how?? Them no go bold touch am, if them no want buy market?
Btw: They are more Civil while handing cases who told you. FBI is ruthless. Didn’t u read stories aftermath 9/11 what they did to all the people they arrested bro fear FBI 2 Likes |
Family / Re: Most Painful Thing Done To You By Your Parents by bkayode(m): 10:54am On Jun 26, 2020 |
I can never forgive them for this |
Health / Re: Doctor Ikenna Ihim's Work Published By Bio Medical Central by bkayode(m): 2:43pm On Jun 07, 2020 |
Ftc |
Education / Re: Kwara State University, Malete Drone Pictures And Videos by bkayode(m): 5:38pm On Jun 01, 2020 |
Great alumnus greets u 1 Like |
Education / Re: Kwara State University, Malete Drone Pictures And Videos by bkayode(m): 5:36pm On Jun 01, 2020 |
Alma mater 2 Likes |
Business / Re: Which Business Can I Do With N300k As A School Teacher? by bkayode(m): 9:51am On May 23, 2020 |
DanielIkeije: I’ll advice you acquire a high income skill.
A high income skill will make you between $2000 to $10,000 monthly if you are really good at what you do.
Out of the 300k take out some money and pay for a course to learn a high income skill.
This will benefit you greatly trust me. examples of high income skill |
Romance / Re: Have You Dated A Big Girl Before? Here Is My Experience With Them by bkayode(m): 10:57am On May 11, 2020 |
Dreyton36: I've dated up to 4 different very rich and influential girls And I'll kindly share just one of their stories, I mean the first of them
It was 2013 mehn life no be moi moi ooo I lived in Lagos , Maryland to be precise so I got a job at a catering company then at ikoyi But not like other catering jobs oo , this one is special into big boys way We only serve the NNPC_NAPIMS workers Men go garage up with full swag to go serve rice But it was fun cuz I had my cool Calabar friend with me I finally had a friend who happened to be an auditor there (female) Name withheld , she's absolutely gorgeous but a lil older than me i guess She rides a range Rover , the company has a car park called Park view, for those who knows bayo kuku area in ikoyi you'll know there , big men area
One day I went to serve as usual , I was cashless , after closing hours I almost lost it cuz I had no penny to go home , mehn I trek from ikoyi reach Maryland life tire me The next day again I went to work after borrowing money from my own younger brother And after serving , I was just thinking of how to go home , but I no too dear because that day was Friday and we don't work during weekends As i went to pack up the used plates, this damsel asked me to pass her bag to her, she gave me some $ upto 15 pieces I mean dollars not naira ooo , 100 dollars each Mehn my prick sef stand I was dumbfounded , to say thank you sef tire me Anyway I left , but I thanked her Sha , but I didn't even know the actual figure of the cash but I know say na load Trust poor man na , I arrange the dollars inside my wallet and went to a nearby bar to get some cold Heineken and catfish peppersoup After that I headed to obalende park , as usual the conductors don know me as a wahala boy who no they always get money complete I stepped into the bus and put on my headphones in it's loudest volume , as usual the conductor started shouting (owo da) Because I see fine girls inside bus I start to speak phonetics and brought out some dollars that i dont have change , conductor shock To cut it short I went home And I made my biggest mistake Drop ur comments if I should continue cuz this is the funniest partt please continue 1 Like |
Romance / Re: The Craziest Thing Your Partner Has Ever Asked You To Do? by bkayode(m): 12:14am On May 09, 2020 |
Friedturkey: A girl I was once involved with was batshit crazy. During sex she would always ask me to choke her until she passes out, and I will always shout NO! I can't be testing my village people. One day while she was riding ontop, I decided to get freaky, stretched my hands to her throat and choked her a bit. This girl instantly became possessed by unclean spirits, went from zero to hundred in 5 seconds, started riding like crazy, twitching uncontrollably. Next thing I knew, she took a pillow, covered my face, and started choking me back while shouting "please babe, pass out for me babe!". I just threw her away and ended the relationship there. Iss nor me you will kill. That's the best, weirdest, and scariest sex I've ever had. nairaland will not kill me |
Romance / Re: What Has Love Made You Do That Annoys You Anytime You Remember? by bkayode(m): 11:09am On May 07, 2020 |
jacoik: so painful my G. you need to give love a chance again my dear because you can't keep reminding yourself of the past. I pray the ancestors to heal your wounded soul this one shock me ooo |
Romance / Re: What Has Love Made You Do That Annoys You Anytime You Remember? by bkayode(m): 11:05am On May 07, 2020 |
Davash222: Travelled from Lagos to Abuja to visit my 'Nigerian' girlfriend via land. On reaching to Utako park, the uber driver she sent to pick me happens to be her main boyfriend. It ended in pains. let’s learn bro. Post the full story |
Religion / Re: Bishop Oyedepo: It's Wrong To Allow People In Market And Not In Church by bkayode(m): 10:57am On May 07, 2020 |
Zooposki: Never knew Oyedepo was this foolish. i swear |
Crime / Re: Driver Sentenced To Death For Strangling Boss Aged Mother by bkayode(m): 5:03pm On May 06, 2020 |
wilemer:
treat your workers right tho his actions not justified. He or she can choose to leave the job |
Foreign Affairs / Re: 2 Ex-US Soldiers Attempt To Assasinate Maduro, Venezuelan President by bkayode(m): 11:33am On May 06, 2020 |
Millenniumlady: And Trump deny knowing them Before nko, if not that concrete evidence are gathered that they served in the military, the military itself will deny them |
Crime / Re: Woman Who Slapped Policeman 13 Times Arrested In Oyo by bkayode(m): 11:20am On May 06, 2020 |
Engrduke:
You spoke well, the woman was aggressive. But trust Nigerian Police at your own peril. Do you understand Yoruba? It was obvious the police officer first roughhandled the woman and the junior policeman did not record that part. They were only interested in the part that will put them in the good book of Nigerians for not retaliating.
As the woman was beating him, she kept saying: "Policeman, you were beating, you were giving me hot slaps when I did you no wrong. And you boasted that nobody can question you as you were working for the government. Does the government ask you to be beating me for doing no wrong? Why do you want to kill me?"
The above is part of what the woman was saying in Yoruba.
But the police was smart enough to enjoy public sympathy by editing the part of the video clip where the poor woman was being molested. Remember that just few days ago,a similar situation happened in Osun State where a policeman was recorded beating a poor lady which consequently resulted to his dismissal. All in the name of enforcing the Covid-19 lockdown. So, this time around, the police was smart enough to capture the woman's retaliation and not their own provocation. With this, the policeman in question has escaped the wrath of the IGP.
Please, FEAR POLICE. They can turn any case upside down to favour them. God bless you for this, was thinking about how I will type it. Am sure d guy does not understand yoruba. Though the woman herself has her own fault 1 Like |
Crime / Re: Woman Who Slapped Policeman 13 Times Arrested In Oyo by bkayode(m): 11:18am On May 06, 2020 |
NextD18: Do you know what it means to slap a Nigerian policeman 13 times? The guts!!
She's wayward, wild and very lucky she did that to a tolerating man, because a typical Nigerian policeman would have shot her to death out of anger.
They should please jail, prosecute and penalize her thoroughly, because a woman who's capable of harassing a policeman in such manner can comfortably kill her husband or anyone around her.
She's a time bomb. I wonder how many innocent men she has raped. ��� |
Health / Re: Lagos Confirms 4 COVID-19 Deaths by bkayode(m): 6:32pm On May 02, 2020 |
Acidosis:
If we must compare and interprete these figures, let's do it with a great deal of caution.
I don't think the rate of infection in these countries is anywhere close to ours. Drugs don't prevent infection, right? Right. Drug cares infection |
Romance / Re: Why Do Guys Lose Interest When A Lady Acts Interested In Them? by bkayode(m): 6:13am On May 02, 2020 |
ibksiv:
We don't expect you to chase us. The same way some girls do shakara for guys wooing them, the same way some guys do shakara for girls interested in them. So it is a two way traffic. But I don't do shakara sha! ADVOCACY |
Sports / Re: Screenshots Of Nigerians Begging For Money On Bayern Munich Post. by bkayode(m): 10:03am On May 01, 2020 |
If you are not among them go down on your knees and thank Baba God |
Celebrities / Re: Mompha Flaunts His Rolls Royce Wraith Eagle VIII 2020 by bkayode(m): 9:58am On May 01, 2020 |
fulaniHERDSman: Other people are busy touching lives and this useless baby bastarrd is still out there fooling himself.
NOBODY CARES FOR NOW ... EMPTY BRAIN MOMFO. SMH |
Science/Technology / Re: 100-million-year-old “river Monster” Discovered In The Sahara (photos) by bkayode(m): 9:42am On May 01, 2020 |
Ok |