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[quote author=Inked_Nerd link=topic=518353.msg6812376#msg6812376 date=1285307667]
Ok, I see what you're saying. And no, I'm not diggin' it lol, it's interesting though .[/quote]AIGHt, in due time u'll dig it! lol. Brb. Gotta go make some calls!

[quote author=Inked_Nerd link=topic=517055.msg6812382#msg6812382 date=1285307824]Hmmm, smh. Not surprised that you'd post that though [/quote]Ah. . . . lol. I know, I know: ur best friend is gay! Hey, u can play the song for him too if u wish, he might like it. u never know!

[quote author=Inked_Nerd link=topic=4471.msg6812392#msg6812392 date=1285308052]
No, I don't lift weights. My coach wanted me to but I wasn't havin' any of it . And yes, you can be an athlete and be on a vegetarian diet. I do it and many other people all over the world do it.[/quote]Notice I emphasized "MUSCLE MASS"! You cant improve muscle mass/bulk up without a high diet of protein!

[quote author=Inked_Nerd link=topic=4471.msg6812362#msg6812362 date=1285307417]
lol, I work out as well and I'm an athlete and I'm fine. There are many athletes and body builders who are vegetarians. Oh well, vegetarianism isn't for everyone, so its no big deal.[/quote]Honey, u work out, do u lift heavy-weights to increase muscle mass? You cant on a vegetarian diet! Impossible! That aside, I love my steak medium-rare. . . . .

@poster:

U know, all the time u spent shoving niggas' 10 inches all up in your bung-hole and swishing it all around your mouth could have been spent going to school and learning how to spell properly. . . Anyhoo, however u wish to rip your anu*s es no mi problemo. . .

However,below is a beautiful song im dedicating to you and your ilk; remember to request it next time ure in a club full of hor*rny aszz men!



https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aIUZlzd37sI

[quote author=Inked_Nerd link=topic=518353.msg6812309#msg6812309 date=1285306549]
lol smitten huh? Hmmm, don't really hear too many people using that word anymore. lmao, please tell me you don't use the word "mackalicioussness" or "mackalicious" in public.[/quote]Most of what I say or do on here I dont do in public. . . . Well, maybe with friends when I wanna crack them up! But my online personae is kinda different from real-life. I guess itd be easy to tell when I'm "being me". Although, some people tend to take me mad serious on here so I just go with the flow and wreck more havoc! So, no I do not use words like "Mackalicious" in public. . . . But check out my "pimpiliciousness" and tell me u aint digging it!

[quote author=Inked_Nerd link=topic=4471.msg6812325#msg6812325 date=1285306815]
lol, your like the third person to mention that show on the romance forum. Anyway, I saw that episode . What's wrong with being a vegetarian? I'm a vegetarian .[/quote]Didnt say theres nothing wrong with it. . . . Im just saying I aint never giving up meat; not for nothing. Plus, I work out: ALOT! How the hell am I supposed to bulk up on just vegetables?!

[quote author=Inked_Nerd link=topic=518353.msg6812281#msg6812281 date=1285305980]
Lmao. So you thought I'd be doing back flips because you match the description? Hahaha, the way you wrote it kinda makes it sound like I'm desperate for a man. [/quote]Nah, nah! Not desperate. . . . I just thought u'd be smitten by the mackalicioussness of my words, is all!

[quote author=Inked_Nerd link=topic=518353.msg6812251#msg6812251 date=1285305294]
Oh, ok lol.[/quote]Thats all I get?! Wow! I thought ud be on some "hey. . . heres my number. Matter fact, heres my address. Come thru now. . . . . "

cito us:
Meet the right woman and u will b ok. Meet a ghettoized  lady and u will get ghetto treatment. I have dated two African American, one was so nice and supportive and one was hell(dated her for her looks when i was 21), Have dated a few Nigerians and got mixed results too, have dated whites and Asians(No problems) and Hispanics and got same mixed results. So what am saying is that it is a function of ; Kinda girl you are dating, educated and working or Non educated and jobless(Ghetto), How u present your self. Well read on;
10 Qualities To Look For In A Girlfriend

Here are a few qualities you should look for in a woman if you're interested in a long-term relationship. Whenever you hear I say "good character" in a woman, I am referring to these qualities.

A good girlfriend should be:

1) Honest

Never date a liar. Once a liar, always a liar. A woman who has lied to you over and over will lie to you again in the future. You can count on it.(The key words here are "over and over"

2) Loyal

Once a cheater, always a cheater. Just like a woman who has lied to you once will often lie again, a woman who has cheated once will usually cheat again. (There might be exceptions here)

3) Socially Skilled

Find a woman who can get along with anyone. If a woman "hates the world" or people in general, that's usually a sign there're deeper problems within her.

4) Fun to be with

Date women with a fun personality. A boring woman will drive you crazy as soon as the initial hormone-driven honeymoon period is over.

5) Adventurous and open-minded

Find a woman you can travel and explore the world with. Narrow-minded women usually have limited foresight and get boring after awhile.

6) Cultured, classy and sophisticated

Cultured women often make a better companion if you live in a big city. (If you don't, it doesn't really matter.)

7) Frugal

Beware of big spenders and gold-diggers. They will drain your bank account empty and then leave without looking back.

"Clean"

Your girlfriend should be currently clean of any drug or alcohol problems.

9) Flexible

Try to find someone who's willing to compromise. A spoiled princess will drive you nuts eventually.

10) A positive thinker

This one is very important. Pessimistic people will drain all your energy out of you.

Nice! I met this one gal on here on NL. . . . she's actually a nice person and fun to talk to and hang with but she lacks #1 &2&9. She's definitely not #7 (if u give her the chance she'll empty u). She's cool and fun but me thinks she's just confused at this point in her life like she wants to settle down but isnt sure if she's doing it the right way. . . . . Oh well, lemme not put too much on here so she wont know I'm writing about her (although I'll never talk "shiyyt" about her--- but u never know how people will take even the most civil criticism).

    The gal I'm really dating now, on the other hand, is mad cool fits the rest of the bill (classy, educated, frugal, optimistic,fun ect oh, and sexy as all hell---how does a mix of Somalian and Swedish/Belgian sound to the ears? Now, imagine how she looks in real life) but she does # "8" which I dont mind, actually, cus we just sit at home, (when we dont go out, or if we wanna hit the clubs) on friday or saturday when none of us is working, blaze, laugh, make wild love and just chill and call it a day. . . . hey, as far as it aint coke/heroin. We all live once, right?

[quote author=Inked_Nerd link=topic=518353.msg6812158#msg6812158 date=1285302901]"He's self-assured, focused, disciplined, and responsible, yet knows how to let loose and have fun. His intellectual and career interests are balanced with cultural and physical activities. Comfortable in jeans or a tux, this action man throws himself into his pursuits and is willing to fail. In touch with and expressive of his emotions, he exuades compassion and warmth as he crosses social and ethnic boundaries. Gathering eclectic and diverse admirers, the Renaissance Man knows what qualities he's looking for in a woman and is unlikely to be swayed"[/quote]Hey, u know u just described me, right?

[quote author=Inked_Nerd link=topic=4471.msg6812182#msg6812182 date=1285303440]He has nice locs as well. Wouldn't really say he rocks it the best though. . . But they still look good on him. . . Hmmm, I wonder if I'd still think he was good looking without the locs [/size][/font][/quote]Nah, he rocks that shaggy look hard- - - NO HOMO! I'm from BK so u know I gotta say "no homo". hahahahahahaha. U ever seen the Boondocks episode when Thugnificent moved into the neighborhood? lol

Anyways, yeah, dude rocks that scruffy look the best (Yeah. . . . u guessed it: NO HOMO). . . . . hey, listen to the videos I attached, tuff! Damn, maybe I should become rasta, I love their teachings and Philosophy, but no way in hell am I given up meat and living on a strictly Vegetable diet! I smoke sometimes, so maybe I'm Half-Rasta?!?

He rocks it the best. . . . . .


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=74cUNONPiZs


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dnngqg75rUg

[quote author=Inked_Nerd link=topic=4471.msg6812059#msg6812059 date=1285300329]I wouldn't mind dating a guy with locs. As a matter of fact, I've been foolin' around with for some time now. Every time I'm with him, I can't help but play around with his locs. He has these really beautiful brownish golden curly locs, I just love his hair so much. I can't keep my hands out of his hair when I'm with him. I love locs on a man regardless of their ethnicity.[/quote]Ok. . . . I got locks too maybe u should come play with mines too!

Ok, I lied I aint got locks. . . . but still. . . . .!

queeneve:
Believe it or not NOT ALL SISTER look for money in a guy in that case MANY SISTERS wouldnt be with BROKE AZZ NUKKAS WHO DONT DO CHIT BUT LAY UP,

Damn, u sound hella bitter. Seems like u been stuck with a few broke Negroes in ur day, huh? Are u fat? Cus usually it be the fat, pimply faced ones that be having them broke dudes on they arms!

mens dept:
Ms. Madam, my "father's miserable" life can not be as bad as your father's, your [/b]mother's, and [b]your life.  Are you sure the man your mummy told you was your father is actually your father?  IJOT


You come from that naive group of Igbo persons who are blinded by someone answering an Igbo name, support them like mumu, and yet, are quiet when they conspire against your Igbo brothers.

Nwosu may speak for you, your local friends and local Igbo people, but not for Igbo persons at large, not to talk of Promising African people. In fact, he's merely speaking as proud member of, yes, PDP, and a staunch supporter for IBB THE MAN lol.

What in his speech was not in fact rubbish? A Nigerian journalist gave him the opportunity to look good, and sound caring about you, yet the man is calculating how many contracts IBB go dash am.

". . . . and Mens dept has Onlytruth in a head lock. Onlytruth is gasping for air. . . . Mens dept. . . .Oooooh, ooohhhh wait. Mens dept has his right arm under Onlytruth's left leg. . . . .Onlytruth is struggling. He knows what this means. . . . . . . . Mens depts special finishing move coming up!!!! Onlytruth is confused! He's looking towards the front row where Ibo dignitaries are seated; he seems to be signaling them for help. . . . He seems to be mouthing the words "Biko, save me. . . ." Mens dept wraps both hands around Onlyruth's waist. He lifts him in the air, u can hear the roar of the crowd, everyone is ecstatic; except Onlytruth of course. The crowd is on its feet. Suplex coming up . . . .whoa . . whoa. . . whoa. . . ."

***Ten minutes later Onlytruth is stretchered outta the Arena******

kosovo:
It is not only sardonic and melancholic that things like this still exist in Nigeria but a major blow to the civility, rationality and thinking faculty of many Nigerians, and to think that we might have a hitch-free voters registration would be most moronic thing to ever envisage. May God Bless Nigeria.

Nah, the only sad thing that happened here was the Govt, stu*pidly, insisting that citizens get fingerprinted in order to get a phone!

Well, as far as I know, most American gals are out looking for love. . . .Unlike their Nigerian counterparts whose love gotta come on the face of Benjamin Franklin!

[quote author=Abu-Maryam link=topic=518584.msg6811441#msg6811441 date=1285283791] If Buhari became president 2011, consider it south will not get to villa again untill further notice. b'cos Buhari is nationalist he will try to change things the way they are, only your vote will count, and on that bases the south will not go back to villa again. Fear of OBJ is the begining of policy change in the north [/quote]Well, wont that be good for the country? Not only will it mean your votes count, but it will also mean Illiterate thugs, back by Wahabbis in the Middle East, will cease to be influential in your country!

So, Inked. . . . em, um. . . . about them flicks. . . . . !

Justcash:
Jonathan is talking today because of Olusegun Aremu Obasanjo. It is Obasanjo that is doing the ground work. Jonathan is like a kid that went to an elder (North) and gave him a dirty slap, knowing very well that something is backing him (Obasanjo).

Lol. HAHhaahahahahahha. The bolded is funny as all hell. . . . . .

Aigbofa:
I think she meant thick as in lumberjack thick. I think Chosen was describing her physique.

Flew over her head as expected. . . . . . .lol

Growing up in Ekiti (and Ileke-Idi can attest to this), to know if a gal was old enough to get disvirgined, she was asked to cross a busy street. If she did it without getting hit by an 18 wheeler,well, she was fair game. . . . . . .

Dede1:
. In the course of Nigerian history, the scenario has happened before now when a fire started in apartment located in western region got out of hand and suddenly became an inferno which was caused by a distanced apartment.       

Give us one instance, oh great twister of Nigerian History. . . . . . . .

chosen04:
Ofcourse i meant ''THICK'' as in very friendly with somebody, especially in a way that makes other people suspicious. . . . . . .

Ibo english! In that case, maybe "Tight", "Close", "Buddies", "Family", "Comrades", or even "South-Eastern Homos" woulda been more appropriate. What the hell is "Thick"?

If English aint ur forte, u know, it aint against the law to phrase in Ibo. True, some of us might not understand what u trying to say, but then again, even when u (attempt to) write in english most of us dont understand yall anyways. . . .

[quote author=tosinaded@ link=topic=518581.msg6806107#msg6806107 date=1285233418]When no be say em dey mad!
The only time he said a thing abt nas on twitter was he said, Nas is sounding dry of recent compared to Jayz,and that he fuccs wiv tyga over Nas!

Poster are u high on weed fermented wiv urine?[/quote]Ah, Saucekid's boyfriend. . . . . I knew u'd show up!