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Definitely!

That's the abode of joblessness, so what do you expect.

Jim Iyke really missed a great opportunity!



More reasons he is roaming the Earth single.

Overhyped player.


Even Dbanj and Tuface' are far better than him.

The painful part today is that none of my Olosho's that call me Daddy used my picture as DP today.

One of the main reasons she married her ancestor.

I just hope he will qualify for the UEFA Champions League

Imoh555:
Apc are worst than witches

You cat wail till 2023. Trust me!

He should have led a protest so that can give an opportunity for him to be arrested.

He will beat Mandela's record in prison.

Tekecoms1:
Allow her. This is the last four years she has at the White House.

Is your head paining you?

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Aboguede:
Emeka ike or what ever he calls him self

You are still pretending till now. SHAME

The bad thing about fake life is that it frustrates

That is the number one reason of premature deaths in nollywood

Listen, today obama is just like he was before he became US president. No more guards or chefs

There is nothing in reality as SPECIAL person on this earth, every human being is equal

Be wise

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streetdisciple:
Please when you leave take lingard along

Thanks

imagrg:
My Personal Encounter With Jesus

On the 8th of June this year, last weekend precisely, I composed a write-up titled "Stop Calling Jesus God" which I intended posting on Nairaland but because there was no network at that instance, I had to leave it on my notepad pending when network would be back.

My intention was to prove to the world, using my own misconstrued ideas, that Jesus was a mere messenger of God and not God Himself; what stopped this publication was beyond my imagination: my Samsung Galaxy Tab A suddenly became so hot like it never had been. So terribly hot even without putting on the internet.

I began to wonder what was really happening.
It later occurred to me to wipe off the write-up. Behold! When I deleted the piece, my tablet that was previously so hot returned to it normal state. This led me to believe that my opinion could be wrong. My new position now is that 'JESUS IS LORD!'. I now have no doubt about that!

PRAISE THE LORD!

You are a comedian!

All 3 kids looking like Ubi Franklin.

fineboynl:
the 2019 election was not an election.

It was a football match shey!

TRIGITIS:
So where pigs come get their own report from that EU condemned the 2019 elections?

They got from Israel

femi4:

Get the drift and stop crying. XI or IX, communication completed.

A collection of praises (Oriki) for the Orisha Ogun. Some of these were included in a previous post, but are included again here to illustrate how different Oriki could be recombined in performance.

Ogun is one of the most popular Orisha, both in Nigeria and across the Caribbean and the Americas. Known as the god of hunting, iron and warfare Ogun is both a violent destroyer and a heroic leader who delivers strength and justice to society.

Ogun kills on the right and destroys on the right.
Ogun kills on the left and destroys on the left.
Ogun kills suddenly in the house and suddenly in the field.
Ogun kills the child with the iron with which it plays.
Ogun kills in silence.

Ogun kills the thief and the owner of the stolen goods.
Ogun‐kills the owner of the slave—and the slave runs away.
Ogun kills the owner of thirty iwofa —and his money, wealth and children disappear. (1)
Ogun kills the owner of the house and paints the hearth with his blood.
Ogun is the death who pursues a child until it runs into the bush.
Ogun is the needle that pricks at both ends.
Ogun has water but he washes in blood.
Ogun do not fight me. I belong only to you.

The wife of Ogun is like a tim tim. (2)
She does not like two people to rest on her.

Ogun has many gowns. He gives them all to the beggars.
He gives one to the woodcock — the woodcock dyes it indigo.
He gives one to the coucal — coucal dyes it in camwood.
He gives one to the cattle egret — the cattle egret leaves it white.

Ogun is not like pounded yam:
Do you think you can knead him in your hand
And eat of him until you are satisfied?
Ogun is not like maize gruel:
Do you think you can knead him in your hand
And eat of him until you are satisfied?
Ogun is not like something you can throw in your cap:
Do you think you can put on your cap and walk away with him?

Ogun scatters his enemies.
When the butterflies arrive at the place where the cheetah excretes,
They scatter in all directions.

The light shining on Ogun’s face is not easy to behold.
Ogun, let me not see the red of your eye.
Ogun sacrifices an elephant to his head.
Master of iron, head of warriors,
Ogun, great chief of robbers.
Ogun wears a bloody cap.
Ogun has four hundred wives and one thousand four hundred children.
Ogun, the fire that sweeps the forest.
Ogun’s laughter is no joke.
Ogun eats two hundred earthworms and does not vomit.

Ogun is a crazy orisha who still asks questions after 780 years.
Whether I can reply, or whether I cannot reply,
Ogun please don’t ask me anything.
The lion never allows anybody to play with his cub.
Ogun will never allow his child to be punished.

Ogun do not reject me!
Does the woman who spins ever reject a spindle?
Does the woman who dyes ever reject a cloth?
Does the eye that sees ever reject a sight? (3)
Ogun, do not reject me!

from Yoruba Poetry (1959),
Gbadamosi and Beier

Christianity is over-taking comedy all over the world.

What amazes me is how they able to fool a large congregation with same sentences that appeal to all.

At a time, those guys are talented in marketing. Make you believe the impossible, then cut your head.

Same way people also have important things to do instead of reading gibberish about how a "Farm Tool" got naked.

Her life, her business.


Who gives a fvck about when she intends to marry or have kids?

Will that reduce the price of beer and cigarette?

All the fans that made that remark should be buried alive and their graves burnt.

Glad everyone now knows what FFK seeks.

His irrelevant on Earth at the moment and craves for any minute attention.

Best way to deal with crack-head is just silence.


Never stoop low to exchange communications with him. Just ignore and act like he wasn't existing.

tyup:

How can you play well when you dont have a good team

Are you joking?

tyup:
Probably but i know he's done well at home cause he's got a good and lovable team unlike messi who got to do things alone

I guess it's probably due to his team Envy

Did you watch the match?


No envy playing here. The team was all about him. He got all the passes he needed.

Thats the mistake all Argentine coach be making and repeating. Building a team around one man.


Its an IX game. Every strategy in play connects with Messi.

Zoharariel:
Mehn! You have just stirred up my Sango Spirit.

Why would I not eulogize my father on a thread like this?

Oranfe onile ina

Sango onibon Orun

Arabambi arigba ota segun

Afiri wowo ojo sete olote

Aara waa

Aara woo

Sangiri

Lagiri

Olagiri ka ka ka fi igba edun bo ibe

Ako olongbo ti n wo ewu ododo

Aji feje agbo bo oju

Aran omo logun bomo lo

Ajagbe masebi ko to pa asebi

Oloogun ikiya

Oloogun ilaya

Onigbetugbetu

Egungun nla ti n yo ina lenu

Sango olowo eyo

Ekun oko Oya

Aara bo wo ija lala

Ina gori ilè feju toto

Iku ti n pani ti enikan kii ke

Afi aakè yoni loju

Afedun yoo ifun

Afi efiin seni pele

Afinna fohun bi o soro

Oloju orogbo

Elereke obi

Oba koso oo

Dakun dabo ro wa 

Ki o wa mu ibere omo awo se 
Ase!

Translation

Oranfe the warehouse of fire

Sango the owner of the heavenly gun - (Kalashnikov)

Arabambi, one who has the two hundred pieces of stones to conquer enemies

One who uses rain dew to destroy the rebels

The thunder that claps intimidately

The thunder that sounds to instill fear

The thunder that sounds to create war

One who cracks a wall

One who splits a wall

One who splits a wall and inserts two hundred thunder stones inside it

The male cat who wears the robe of truthfulness

He who uses the blood of ram to wash his face early in the morning

He who sends someone to war and stands with the person in the battle field

He who shouts at evil people before killing them

The owner of spiritual powers that gives extra ordinary courage

One in possession of the spiritual powers that put fear in peoples mind.

One who is in possession of spiritual powers that control people

The big masquerade that emits fire

Sango the owner of cowries

Big leopard, the husband of Oya

The thunder with a stretch of long hand of fight

The fire that spreads on the roof

The death that kills and no one dare weeps

One who uses the axe to remove eyes

One who uses his thunder stones  to  remove intestines

One who greets people with flames

The one who speaks with fire

The one with eyes of bitter kola

The one with cheeks of kolanut

The king who did not hang (never committed suicide)

Please descend

And accede to my request!

May Sango Annihilate all my enemies - males & females, young & old, family members & strangers - Ase!

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