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 Family › Re: Husband- Gold Digger, Would You Forgive Him? by Blackbody20(m): 7:24pm On Jun 07, 2012 |
The husband is nothing but a full time unharmed bandit, such a husband ll definately kill the wife one day. Thank God for his devine intervention. If i were to be the wife, i ll call a lawyer and file up a divorce case immediately. |
| Romance › Re: My Dear, Wearing Skinny Jeans Is Not Romantic by Blackbody20(m): 5:27pm On Jun 06, 2012 |
Temperature or no temperature, African culture has drown into the ocean. I seeminly dont buy the idea of copying everything about the westerners . Some of thier cultures are not too good. I pity this generation, our ladies ll soon be walking down the street nude. Watchout! |
| Romance › Re: My Dear, Wearing Skinny Jeans Is Not Romantic by Blackbody20(m): 5:24pm On Jun 06, 2012 |
Temperature or no temperature, African culture has drown into the ocean. I dont seeminky don't buy the idea of copying everything about the westerners . Some of them are not too good. I pity this generation, our ladies ll soon be walking down the street nude. Watchout! |
| Jokes Etc › The Confession! by Blackbody20(op): 3:47pm On May 31, 2012 |
A plane was about to crash. A man looked straight into his wife eye and said. MAN: honey i ve to confess to u dat i nailed ANITA our house help yesternight WIFE: honey, Mine is never an exception, the gate man JOHN ve screwed me times without no. Especially when u embarked on a long time journey. honey please forgive me i want to make heaven. Few minutes later the pilot announced that "we ve detected the technicality fault, the plane is no more crashing, enjoy ur flight ladies n gentle men" the man rose up and shouted THIS PLANE MUST CRASH! |
| Celebrities › Re: D’banj’s Story: From A Security Guard To Topping Charts In The UK by Blackbody20(m): 4:39am On May 28, 2012 |
Hmmmmmm! He rose from grass to grace. Congratulations to u bro. Keep repping Naija. (file, oshe, mogbe, yepa, no long thing) |
| Jokes Etc › Mumu Scammer by Blackbody20(op): 5:42pm On May 25, 2012 |
An okada man was busy arguing with one guy who claimed to be dumb. Okada man: oga give me my money jo. Dumb Guy: be be be be(cant speak). okada man: abeg give me my money jo mr pretender. Dumb Guy: be be be. A man got to d scene n settled d quarell simply by paying the okada man, the dumb guy was very happy n wanted to show appreciation, he walked up to the man and prostrate b4 him. Dumb guy: thank u jare bros, if to say u no come dat mumu for don tear my cloth o. The man flashed his ID card and said to d guy "mr man u re under arrest" |
| Jokes Etc › Re: How I Passed My Wedding Test by Blackbody20(m): 5:21pm On May 25, 2012 |
Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha. This is funny. I love it. |
| Jokes Etc › Re: Wise Ibo Man by Blackbody20(m): 5:16pm On May 25, 2012 |
This is damn funny! Thumbs up |
| Jokes Etc › If U No Laff, Ban Me! by Blackbody20(op): 9:37pm On May 23, 2012 |
One cooperate body needs d service of a young computer literate, people were called for an interview. A warri guy called Akpos was also part of those to be interviewed. So he was called in. Interviewer: hello mr man, whats ur name? Akpos: my name is Akpos william Obukumena. Interviewer: ur sex sir. Akpos: twice a day in an ashewo joint near my house. Interviewer: ok sir, whats re ur qualifications? Akpos: uefa champions league final and semi finals of d world cup.Interviewer: ok sir, what can u do with d computer system? Akpos: i fit on and off d computer and even charge the battery of a laptop full. 1 Like |
| Jokes Etc › If U No Laff, Ban Me! by Blackbody20(op): 9:37pm On May 23, 2012 |
One cooperate body needs d service of a young computer literate, people were called for an interview. A warri guy called Akpos was also part of those to be interviewed. So he was called in. Interviewer: hello mr man, whats ur name? Akpos: my name is Akpos william Obukumena. Interviewer: ur sex sir. Akpos: twice a day in an ashewo joint near my house. Interviewer: ok sir, whats re ur qualifications? Akpos: uefa champions league final and semi finals of d world cup.Interviewer: ok sir, what can u do with d computer system? Akpos: i fit on and off d computer and even charge the battery of a laptop full. |
| Music/Radio › Re: D'banj's Oliver Twist At Number 9 On The Official UK Charts by Blackbody20(m): 4:36pm On May 21, 2012 |
moderattor: Nice D'banj - ride on.u re right! |
| Romance › Re: Why by Blackbody20(m): 4:22pm On May 21, 2012 |
woodcook: @op it pains me when people tend to punish everyone for the sake of one guy. That your bf is cheating on you and expect you not does not mean thatz how all men are. How would you feel if a guy who is so unfortunate to "yoke" himself with a way-ward chic, comes out to say all chics are way-ward?well spoken! Whatever u sow u shall definately reap. |
| Romance › Re: Why by Blackbody20(m): 4:20pm On May 21, 2012 |
woodcook: @op it pains me when people tend to punish everyone for the sake of one guy. That your bf is cheating on you and expect you not does not mean thatz how all men are. How would you feel if a guy who is so unfortunate to "yoke" himself with a way-ward chic, comes out to say all chics are way-ward? woodcook: @op it pains me when people tend to punish everyone for the sake of one guy. That your bf is cheating on you and expect you not does not mean thatz how all men are. How would you feel if a guy who is so unfortunate to "yoke" himself with a way-ward chic, comes out to say all chics are way-ward? woodcook: @op it pains me when people tend to punish everyone for the sake of one guy. That your bf is cheating on you and expect you not does not mean thatz how all men are. How would you feel if a guy who is so unfortunate to "yoke" himself with a way-ward chic, comes out to say all chics are way-ward? |
| European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Rate Mikel Obi's Performance In The Champions League Final by Blackbody20(m): 1:57pm On May 20, 2012 |
I have seen Obi Mikel play like dat since 2005, he was absolutely outstanding in d midfield. He covered all the loop holes despite the absence of meireles and Ramires. Thumbs up to him. This ll really boost his morale in the national team. My rating is 8.5/10 1 Like |
| European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: UCL Final : Bayern Munich Vs Chelsea (3 - 4) On Pens On 19th May 2012 by Blackbody20(m): 10:59am On May 19, 2012 |
As a soccer lover, my expectation is to see an entertaining, suspence-filled, thrilling and pacy football from both sides. But i m tipping Bayern for the trophy. |
| Sports › Re: Nigeria Not Producing Enough Good Players Anymore – Arsene Wenger by Blackbody20(m): 2:03pm On May 15, 2012 |
knight351: God punish Arsene wenger!na u God go purnish, if u know u dont something meaningfull to contribute, u'd better close ur wattery mouth and listen to intellectuals like Arsene Wenger talk. "Mumu fc" 1 Like |
| Education › Re: Adeyemi College Of Education-ondo Embarked On An Indefinite Strike by Blackbody20(op): 8:29am On May 15, 2012 |
OLADO: Nawa o. Sad news. However for every damage done, the students will surely pay for all.thats just the truth, but its gud to fight for one's right. |
| Education › Re: Adeyemi College Of Education-ondo Embarked On An Indefinite Strike by Blackbody20(op): 8:26am On May 15, 2012 |
OLADO: Nawa o. Sad news. However for every damage done, the students will surely pay for all. |
| Education › Adeyemi College Of Education-ondo Embarked On An Indefinite Strike by Blackbody20(op): 10:17pm On May 14, 2012 |
There was a outburt of riot today at Adeyemi College Of Education which was believed by many to be one of the most peacefull higher institution in Nigeria, the students protested against the increament in the death rate which has never been recorded in the school's history. In the last two weeks, fifteen students were recorded to be dead. The Student Union Government(SUG) led by com. Akintola Abiodun rose up to the challenge and advised his fellow students to be more prayerfull. All reaction seems more provocative earlier today when another student was announced to be dead, this spured all the students to embark on a mass protest which the management were aware of. The management led by the provost of the college Prof. Adeyemi Idowu also strategised plans by calling the nigerian police to order. The students out of aggression vandalise some important school properties, this led to random shooting at the students by the Mobile Police. The management thereby announce an immediate indefinite strike till further notice. |
| Education › Adeyemi College Of Education-ondo Undergoes An Indefinite Strike by Blackbody20(op): 10:14pm On May 14, 2012 |
There was a outburt of riot today at Adeyemi College Of Education which was believed by many to be one of the most peacefull higher institution in Nigeria, the students protested against the increament in the death rate which has never been recorded in the school's history. In the last two weeks, fifteen students were recorded to be dead. The Student Union Government(SUG) led by com. Akintola Abiodun rose up to the challenge and advised his fellow students to be more prayerfull. All reaction seems more provocative earlier today when another student was announced to be dead, this spured all the students to embark on a mass protest which the management were aware of. The management led by the provost of the college Prof. Adeyemi Idowu also strategised plans by calling the nigerian police to order. The students out of aggression vandalise some important school properties, this led to random shooting at the students by the Mobile Police. The management thereby announce an immediate indefinite strike till further notice. |
| Jokes Etc › Re: Like D Jokes Or Hate It: Na U Know. by Blackbody20(m): 10:16am On May 04, 2012 |
Whao! Roflmao |
| Jokes Etc › Hell Fire Threat by Blackbody20(op): 6:44pm On May 03, 2012 |
When Osama got to hell fire, the top securities of hell were seriously beaten by him. The report reached lucifa himself(director general of hell fire armed forces). HELL ANGEL: (bowing) master we re having a problem sir. LUCIFA: ha ha ha(laughing) is there any problem too heavy for me in my kingdom? HELL ANGEL: sir one man from earth just joined us n he is very tough. LUCIFA: what is his name? HELL ANGEL: His name is Osama Bin laden. LUCIFA: Ha ha ha(laughing) i knew it dat he is going to be be a threat for my kingdom, well i know wetin i go do. give am many gallons of petrol with matches make hin go organise him own hell fire. |
| Christianity Etc › Re: "POVERTY" Is A Choice, True Or False? by Blackbody20(m): 7:08pm On Apr 30, 2012 |
crackhouse: Yeah, he said it cos he believes poverty is a choice made by poor people. Probably the man was poor before venturing into church business and now he have found out that church business pays and that he would have remain poor if he had not made that choice. I think that is the reason why he said so.ha ha ha ha ha ha. U wan kill me bro. |
| European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Lukas Podolski To Join Arsenal For An Undisclosed Fee by Blackbody20(m): 6:37pm On Apr 30, 2012 |
As a matter of fact, this has clearly shown dat arsenal have learnt from thier lessons. Hoping to see the german help arsenal in lifting a trophy next season. |
| Celebrities › Re: Photos: Comedian AY Survives Car Crash In Abuja by Blackbody20(m): 6:33pm On Apr 30, 2012 |
Thank God he survived it, i cant afford losing a mentor. |
| Celebrities › Re: Photos: Comedian AY Survives Car Crash In Abuja by Blackbody20(m): 6:33pm On Apr 30, 2012 |
Thank God he survived it, i cant afford to lose a mentor. |
| Celebrities › Re: Davido Flaunts 10 Million Naira Cheque On Twitter by Blackbody20(m): 9:19am On Apr 25, 2012 |
Nigerian artiste sha, very soon he ll come out with a new album titled "10 million naira" congratulations to him sha. 1 Like |
| Celebrities › Re: Don Jazzy Addresses The Illuminati Story by Blackbody20(m): 2:36am On Apr 21, 2012 |
brainchild78: well only the parties concerned and God know the truth. While to desist from judging other I still remain vigilant in these evil times.thats just it my brother. |
| Celebrities › Re: Don Jazzy Addresses The Illuminati Story by Blackbody20(m): 2:36am On Apr 21, 2012 |
brainchild78: well only the parties concerned and God know the truth. While to desist from judging other I still remain vigilant in these evil times. |
| European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Barcelona Vs Real Madrid (1 - 2) On 21st April 2012 by Blackbody20(m): 12:03pm On Apr 20, 2012 |
Professor Liönel Messí ll do it again.......its going to be Barcelona 3 Madrid 1. |
