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Damfostopper:
op.........and ur English teacher is looking forward to benefiting from you o

The teacher needs to go to jail abeg.

SSSbuster:
Op don't mind the people above me, its like non of them understands English. I will tell you from experience.

There is absolutely nothing wrong with renewing your drivers license if you don't yet own a car.

Epic. So nah car matter?

ZoeyJ:
wonders shall never end

Lol. the cock shall chase the hen

Lame. attention seeker

From romance
to money and fame
to glory
to politics
and to even religion. Afterall the great seducers, charismatics, have created the most popular religions. The man to demonstrate that divine power of the gods people crave in thier lives since the beginning of time. A man singled out by the gods who the crowds would follow like sheep lost and scared.

seduction plays a part in our day to day interactions as social creatures.

More genius is needed to make love than to command armies.

Seduction, the origin? It is a latin word for 'to lead astray.'
To seduce you victim. To create enchantment and the bonds of love, so that when sex ensures it only further enslaves the victim.

Black ivory-
For what ever reason, when dealing with humans seduction is an art needed to be perfected.

The screwed mentality that 'money brings the opposite sex' is an offpoint thinking that doesnt make you the master but victim.
but how??
money gets the hoes and gigolos
moneys hard to get
moneys like air, hard to grasp and keep. But...
seduction brings down the gets you the girls and guys(nt hoes and gigolos. So no stds) .
seduction creates power and if done well helps you retain it (it is possible to seduce a crowd)
seduction is a mind work, not some paper reserved for 1% of the population.

The key to success and total domination?

superlanny:


How can i unsee this fckery, lalasticlala you get hypo. Gay guys will be hard behind the zip at the sight of this, abeg i padlock my yansh with heavenly padlock.

the guy is too ugly abeg.

Starlight10:
Why is he looking like houseboy that stole meat from pot and the madam naked him and is about to flog his bum bum. I think he is innocent please let him go.

lol, but look at his face na. Guilty.

enemyofprogress:
jealousy. Just because you no sabi dance am

Heard its about mastubation.. Never heard it tho
Can you dance it?

MOSICATED5:
Yeye dey smell

Yanga dey wash am.

Oyinlicious:
Source oyinlicious..com

depends on the relationship and what ended it.
but if you cheat.... Its good by n!gger.

iLegendd:
Hmm. Virgins like us, we are keeping it till marriage.

Very good sir. #VIRGINS FOREVER

plsdisvirginme:
pls i need clean girl that can dis virgin me properly..i am tired of ejaculating in dream..
I need the real sex.
I will give the person 5k if she do me well and give me a memorable sex.
I stay in issele uku.

Be proud to be #team virgin

as you mentioned money you wont find a clean girl. Get a girlfriend.

iTearHerToto:
This is serious if you know you can't contribute positively kindly spare me your trash(s). My ex afonja girlfriend was chasing me in a dream last night with a cutlass. Someone that we broke since last year June o. And it's not like I dumped her she ran away cos she couldn't withstand fvck. Small thing she will cry it's paining me. I have been trying since i woke up to evaluate and come up with a meaning to the dream but all to zero avail. Can someone kindly do so please Thank

hmm... As a dream consultant, i will interprete it for you. But not for free.

bigpriik:
Not me really me actually,its my friend .
my friend actually fell in love with a very beautiful lady recently they have started dating,but the problem is we later heard from a reliable source that she is into coded runs ,right now he is confused and I am confused too because they are dating now but it came as a shocker I don't want to tell him to quit the relationship because I don't want anybody saying shiii to me in the future plz I need your advice ooo because I have never seen such before forgive my moniker lolzzz I wish I can reedit but no.

tell your friend not to try it at all. When it comes to money with them, love is shit.

lilmax:
these are idiots I share gender with?

Lolzz
but i dont understand how he expected not to get caught??

SKhanmi:
Only the cover? Bros try drink half make we see. I dey here dey wait for testimony

lol

Prectega:
we have so many immature jobless individuals here that have turned nairaland to a home of venting their frustration
Meanwhile you should know you are putting more money in seun's pocket

We should stop the bashing , male or female no one is perfect ... And those female and male so called experts that have decided to turn males against females here ,please get a life ...i wonder what ya gaining....
This place used to be fun and most visited section on nairaland ...

all those "go make money and hoes will come before you" should stop .. Am not hustling or getting a degree so i can get one babe ... I got my life....
I know ya need money to get girls of these days .. But there all still girls out there that are ready to stay with u if u show them ur brokeness is for a while....


And for those that wanna bash me ... Watch it. ..

PLEASE TELL THEM.
but dont take nairalander seriously. This is their play ground

iLegendd:
Stupidity that fetches money. I went to the generator side and saw a fowl I needed to roast for fun, but the mad girl, the fowl, had messed up the place.

What did I do? I went back to my room, picked my phone, switched on the video recorder, and had a full conversation with Amaratasha, the fowl.

As a jobless person like me, if I want to make money with it, I'll put it up on YouTube and give it a catchy title like: Man Having a Full Blown Discussion with a Naughty Fowl that Messed Up His Backyard.

Before you know it, the video will start generating revenue.

Days later, I'll record roasting the fowl and how to do chicken BBQ, then post the video again and finally turn everything to a cook book and start selling it on Amazon.

Making money is not all about working, but working differently. This is to say, making money is easy if only you'll think differently and don't care what people think.

From the picture below, you'll notice Tasha is a good listener with the way she tilted her head. I don't know if she listens to instructions more than most African girls. Maybe, I should just marry her.

ultimate clap back

lefulefu:
around 23/24

;DYour first kiss..??
I was 16 though.SS3. he cheated

lefulefu:
she almost ate my lips

Lol. What age??

Ay04z:
Dis sex sha.
Will try it one day.

#teamvirgin#

papiforreal:
You are mad

I was shocked too.

Hmmmm..

Michhy123:
Doctors and nurses in the house I need help...
IAM tired of scratching my body with injuries all over ...
My body itches so bad after shower..
note: I stop bathing cold water because of this..
There is no medication I haven't taken yet no progress.
It becoming worst with antibiotics...
Right now is as though things are crawling in my skin and I can't use sponge because as I scrubbed ...you will see the mark all over me and it will disappeared with time.
Plz someone should help me .

Check HIVES.

2buffagain:
Fixed

alright

ubunja:
Regina Daniels married a billionaire while a teen-ager and she'll be remembered. You wanna be remembered for what? How will glory feed your children and family?

If you're young and pretty just go get a billionaire and live your best life. Stop trying to win prizes that don't bring real cash.

The Nigerian mentality revolves around living big. The world is bigger than you think. It doesn't end in the Gucci shoes you dream of. Wanna know why Nigeria will always remain underdeveloped?? Blame it on you. Invent yourself honey
As for Regina daniels, she will remain an untalented actress who when she passes on won't be remembered for a decade.

ubunja:
next time respect me before you respect yourself. Feminist loser.

lol. You must really be hurt. Mr"don't bore Me with that misandric crap of always taking offense where there's no offense. You disgust me"
If you cannot come up with anything reasonable to say, at least leave my post with a bit more f your dignity intact.

ubunja:
no one wants to offend you stupid. What's the gain?

Just don't read what I didn't write. That I hate.

I'm not going to exchange words with you. I'll rather respect myself