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Sorry bruh, if u were around Ph I could fix u up with some nice okpo that can knack u till ur happy again. Bill's on me�

Not to spoil anybody's business but it has to be said. PMT needs to inspect their vehicles (and drivers) before each journey.
One time, a PMT bus took us from Enugu to Ph with a bad tire (not flat, bent!) that was wobbly. Didn't notice until we got to Ph and someone in another car pointed it out. I came down to check out the stuff and it was terrible. + from the driver's reaction, he knew all along.
Another time, a rickety PMT bus I boarded sort of caught fire somewhere close to Enugu town, there was just one rather inefficient extinguisher. We abandoned our goods in the booth and ran for our dear lives!
Life is too precious to be wasted through such recklessness.

It is settled then, Major General Buhari it is.

Yaoli don't go to the bank alone, go with a lawyer and some family. You are most likely going to be arrested upon arrival at the bank.

MelesZenawi:
Your country is already divided to stand with one voice. Too much suspicion there.....So it will be a work over for other African countries.

I'm happy you realize it would be a "work over" not a walk over. Maybe there is hope for you after all..

Elitedezigns:
Hahahahahahahhahahahahahahahah!

I laugh like a god on earth.
Nigeria is the weakest nation in africa, take it or leave it.

How many African Countries have you visited?
Some of the things you take for granted here are luxuries in most of these African countries, I can tell you that.

whatever got into Doe jr has got to be serious. To me, some things are unforgivable and some debts must be paid.

hooked to ikwerre gbola

praiseneo:
bros calm down crocodile no fit big like this

Bros no reason am. Crocodiles of 20 feet+ have been captured and measured.

e don tey wey NTA dey show one 4 oclock match every saturday na.. They usually show the lowest profile match.
Abi dey stop to show those matches at some point?
I don't understand Mr. Lying Mohammed

name her pwetty pwesh kwin and she wouldn't need to change it later on facebook.

one time I had a hard on out of nowhere and the Pastor asked all those sitting in my row to stand up. I tried to get up but my gbola was not in the mood of worship.

local man says he would like to gegenpress

Mathematical:


Hmm, I really do understand your view and it's the sacred fact, lots of Nigerian talents have fade away like tears in the rain..

You see youth football in Nigeria has produced a conveyance belt of talents that helped the country reach dizzying heights

From winning the FIFA U-17 World Cup a record five times to winning the gold at the 1996 Olympics and the Africa Cup of Nations on three occasions, Nigeria have always been the envy of many African nations and beyond when it comes to talent..

And you know the reason why ? The crazy zeal, and hunger-driven passion to make it to Europe to seal a lucrative deal and secure their future.

Just as they shone through the bright shiny lights of paparazzi same as they dim off like slowly and forgotten. This comes with a lots of factors AGE FALSIFICATION, INDISCIPLINE, GREED, and other factors worth mentioning..

But reverse is the case when you have players who are born in Europe and grows through academy ranks. OSAZE is a good example, he played and bowed out at the right time..

Iwobi is following same steps, same as NDIDI who is stepping up his game week in week out.

We have raw talents who can makes MESSI and Ronaldo go jealous but the a 35-year old man who has bore 3 kids will still participate in U17 World Cup and he will use his strength + HUNGERIZED -ZEAL to bully the innocent kids and rise up as a rising Star and we start the hypocritical hyping and alas he will fade off in 3 years when his bone are calling shots for retirement..

Plus, it doesn't just applies to Nigeria alone, where are the likes of Freddy Adu, Pato, Owusu Abieye, Giovanni dos Santos, Adam Johnson, et all.


Like Pele once said : Success is no accident. It is hard work, perseverance, learning, studying, sacrifice and most of all, love of what you are doing or learning to do.

BTW, where's LALASTICLALA when you need him

my brother I agree with you wella.
Though I must add that including Pato in that list is a bit unfair. na injuries kill d guy career.
And Adam Johnson knack a 15 year old geh, come go jail for i think 7 years.

So sad! but the boy should be able to knack na? Doctors in the house pls educate me.

PetroDollax:
You need to get yourself properly educated. It is well documented and widely reported that Nigeria has taken over from India as the poverty headquarters of the world there are more poor people in Nigeria than in any other country in the world go and do your research Fuckeduppedness

Oga we have more poor people than Ghana.
We have more rich people than Ghana.
It all boils down to the point that we have more people than Ghana.
Oya leave nairaland carry ur craze go cediland. This forum na for men wey sabi.

psychologygh:
listen,if you don't know the GDP for Ghana, better shut up.Ghana has a GDP Norminal of 65 billion dollars with a population of 29 million people and a GDP PPP(purchasing power)of 190 billion dollars bigger than what Lagos has which is the 136 billion dollars.Lagos is not a country to have a GDP Norminal of its own so we calculate the GDP purchasing power for the whole Lagos State of over 25 million people who contribute 1/3 of Nigeria's 200 million population revenue which gives you the 130 billion dollars. Accra of 4 million people have a GDP PPP of 39 billion dollars.That 80 million dollars exports to Nigeria represents 0.47% of our exports in a year which is 17,1 billion dollars. So 80 million dollars is highly negligible to our 17.1 billion dollars exports. Your total exports in 2018 was 52 billion dollars and out of it was that 49 billion dollars which was over 94% was crude oil only seeing how your useless country is controlled by the wind of oil prices .Ain't you ashamed that you import everything including the refined crude you sold very cheap in barrels as crude oil.Disgraceful zoo,sorry nation.

Stupid much eh?
First of all, you need to get rid of whatever source that pegs your GDP at 65 billion dollars. It is 50 billion dollars (nominal GDP). To avoid the unnecessary b.s lets go with your 65 billion dollars.
Secondly, you obviously don't know much to not know that Lagos' estimated GDP has been pegged at 136 billion dollars (nominal GDP) by the IMF.
Thirdly and most importantly, you left out tge fact that Nigeria's GDP PP is 1.169 TRILLION DOLLARS!
Finally, you want me to be ashamed of importing everything when you import more from me than i from you..
Cheers!

DarkJeddi:
We have a Market MANY TIMES the size of Ghana,

The $80M you receive from trade with Nigeria is worth more to your economy than the $159M we receive from you..

I know it's hard to swallow,

But in the grand scheme of things..

Ghana is a minor League player..

You sort of stole my thunder bro buh God bless you.
You get brain.

Its funny when you consider that Ghana's GDP of roughly $50 billion is almost equal to one third of Lagos' GDP of $136 billion.
What is even more interesting is that Ghanaians who do not understand the dangers of challenging Nigeria are the ones itching for a trade war, when their government is looking to resolve the issue peacefully.
The Ghanaians on this platform must understand that trade wars go beyond shutting down borders and foreign owned businesses and that in the grand scheme of things, $80 million mean more to Ghana than $150 million does to Nigeria.

As an aside, $150 million is less than what our boys spend on beer each evening.

cescky:
Nigerians youths are just lazy and illetrates... There's not much hope for the future of this country...

It's clearly stated that Nigeria goods are entering ghana without issues and reverse is the case in Nigeria... All of a sudden people are wanking and masturbating over how great Nigeria is.... Perhaps it's the traffic quality of nairaland?

Anyways most nairalanders don't even know the location of seme border, and lack exposure hence the low iq comments

Says the little b!tch who can't spell the word illiterate.
You're an illiterate!

Blackface is just there refusing to move forward. Living in the past guarantees that!

the yeye club must pay. Shey dem sabi sign other clubs star players?

MelesZenawi:
See Christian deny himself and Christ.

Am damned right about them.

Nairaland should publish the names of some of these foolish people 'make dem dey chop slap'.

Correct the grammatical errors in this your comment, then I might create time to trade barbs with a monkey.

MelesZenawi:
Said Christian calling someone a phool. Alas, am right anyway.

Sharrap there who told you I'm religious? You're even dumber than I thought

MelesZenawi:
No wonder you really won't see Christian's there because all of them now runs to the occultic group controlled by Adeboye, Oyedepo, Adefarasin, Tb Joshua, olukoya, ayodele et al.

Monkey dey find attention
Ogun kill you there you're a phool

the way our country wowo abeg anything wey una see wey no be human being, kill am chop.
No let hunger kill u say one thing one thing.

before or after dem manya

as if there is ever a time that the average naija girl has less than 4 boyfriends at a time.
Everybody plays the game till the person who let the gbedu enter body pass gets hurt.

I'm disappointed.
Local man experred to see more.

Onyi22:
The day I met one handsome guy that was looking so good, well dressed n speaks fluently, I was thinking he was very rich n wealthy, not knowing that he was just so poor n broke like the guys we have on this forum

Tah!comot there make person no use slap bend ya face. Money money money.. you fine? probably no even get particulars!

I see..one is 49 and the other is 99.

u no go kuku attach price make who like call u. Imagine you're in a mall and have to go back to the cashier for the price of any item you like..bros e good for your eye?