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mmadu4:
i was robbed by police yesterday evening . they stopped me and pointed gun at me then 2 of them entered my car and ask me to drive to a UBA atm outlet i emptied my account for them . im grateful to be alive sha . Nigeria is not safe again my people . leave this shyt hole if you have a way .

Sorry about your experience bro, did you get the name or number of any of the police men?

Haven emboldened herders to destroy farmlands in certain parts of the country.
The government has no moral authority to mention the term 'food security'.

MrParky:
GUY WATCH YOUR MOUTH OO. IF YOU NO GO DO JUST KEEP SHOT

My friend, getat.

Who you dey shut up? I be ya mate?

If you join army you're a living sacrifice and that's a fact.

Ehen
Recruiting fresh lambs for slaughter

This one for nice inside eguisi soup

Angelfrost:
Look up food allergies before you type out of point... Thank you.

Op's point is not that he has food allergies. He claims that the cyanide in cassava is what makes him react to it and so therefore garri, akpu etc are poisonous.

How did this man type out of point by saying his mind?

fitinwell:
Op you are the problem not the Cassava ooo..

Do you know how many people Consumes this poison you called Garri.. both for soaking and making Eba .

Now Garri is Gold in most State in Nigeria..

And is as been saving Lives even before you where born..

You may be allergic to food does not mean it's poison..

Even self which Food you sabi..

Nigeria Economy never choke you shaa..

Weldone sir

No just mind the guy, he just dey misyarn.
If no be garri I and half the population of this country for don die.

Lostchild:
My body cannot stand the cyanide inside the Cassava root (garri)

I love our soup but I am looking for what to used to replace garri

I don't like pounded yam.
Tuwo is impossible for me
Akpu is the evil brother of garri
Starch is impposicant

Which one is semo-lina?

Have you tried amala? how is the taste look like ?

Oga Abeg Abeg Abeg
Pounded yam do like this akpu do like that I no sabi semo...
No chop swallow again na, why you dey worry us and why this kind yeye thing make frontpage Lalasticala and Seun?

kingthreat:
Ortom complains like a biatch. What is stopping you from starting local vigilantes to combat the herdsmen security issues. The fulani security issues is in every state right now. But you are the only one making noise and not doing anything about it. Do something, that is what Benue people voted you for.

You think he can just set up a militia and nothing will happen?
This is what will happen; The police will go after the militia until the state falls into anarchy, then the federal government declares a state of emergency.
Do you know what a state of emergency entails? The federal government gets to 'appoint' a new governor for the state (usually a senior military officer). This new governor can and will then create grazing reserves for the fulanis in the guise of "settling the matter".
Mission accomplished.

The alternative is to partner with governors of neighbouring states to form a regional security outfit like amotekun. It will be hard for the fg to apply pressure against such a coalition.
But then you see that Benue is surrounded by states ruled by Zombie governors.

It's the "Peace" for me. �

Like you're fired. Peace ✌️

Hardworking boy.

Catfish and Life this evening and tomorrow evening.

I was really anxious to see Garba Shehu's reply. I expected to be lectured on the "facts on ground" that he made mention of earlier in his speech.
Alas I was disappointed.
If there was any doubt Bishop Kukah was telling the truth, the feeble response by the presidency has cleared it up.

What a shame.

Talk to your boss and explain to him. If he still refuse to allow you do your job then leave that job, it's not for you.
You cannot and should not work in a place that place no value on you.
The day anything goes wrong in that place, they will definitely throw you under the bus.

About time the PDP rose up to the challenge of forming a credible opposition.
APC thrashing Nigerians about without resistance is a consequence of dysfunctional opposition.

OneNigeria1:
most you lie about your age??

Just how old were you when you started school?

I remember when I just started school, we were taught a punishment where you hold someone's leg and they hold your's - with the both of you standing until one of you falls. The person who falls first, takes the flogging.
Well, when I got home that day, I called a girl (let's call her Rose) aside and tried the punishment with her. Less than 2 seconds after I grabbed her leg, she started crying and before you could say Jack, I was surrounded by her family.
To this day, I don't know how the story quickly turned to that I was trying to rape the girl. Omo those guys beat me silly, strip me naked and were parading me round the area until they were intercepted by my people.
The experience scarred me for life, from then to this day, I don't play with or around girls. Girlfriend sef I don't have.
I was just 5 years old.

Sometime last month, I received a mail from 9 credit that a contact of mine was a fraudster and had "run away with company money".
I immediately placed a call to my contact to understand what was happening, she then narrated the exact same thing you've just posted.
I called the number that sent the text to try and reason with the person, the lady insulted me anyhow. I have never in my life seen such customer care service before.
The story is the same with all these loan apps. They have the same playbook and they have the same mission - to rip off Nigerians and to destroy those who resist them.

These two criminals must be treated in the language that they understand.
Finish them!

Mikecold:
That's Idia college girls


Which one is dorime again?

No be ighogbe?

Urhobo girls with their muscle?

They go kill you troway

Malami in trying to portray himself as learned, has exposed himself to be an over confident ignoramus.

The justice minister's point was with respect to the way Nnamdi Kanu was kidnapped (arrested) from a foreign country without undergoing any extradition process as required by international law.

Malami and the entire Federal Government have set an incredibly bad precedent. And they forget that power is transient.

Damn

Damn nigger!!

Yo Slawormiir whatcha say to this nigger?

WiszyFraud:
Did you know??

The discomfort and reflux you feel when you lie down immediately after eating is because the food has not left your stomach.

To avoid these, normalize staying erect for about 30 minutes to 1 hour after eating before you lay down.

How can you ask the son of man to stay erect for one hour?

igwebest23:
My brother I know my wife is my responsibility. But d issue now is that she is making money. She has like 250k saving In her account. Her shop rent is just 90k. And she wants me to pay it. D money she is making, is it ordinary paper. The issue is that ladies of this generation is different from our mum. I live in well furnished two bedroom apartment, paid by me. People are passing my wife shop seeing d level of customer going in and out, d think she is contributing to d family. Is better I marry a girl that is not doing anything that will be submissive to me. I noticed d little money she is making is entering her head.

Oga go and repair your marriage. We have not even heard the other side of the story and it is clear that you are the nonsense person.

When you refuse to disclose your salary to your wife, she has every right to think that your salary is 1 million and that you spend it on other things.

Imagine she thinks you earn 1 million yet you refused to pay her shop rent. Imagine how angry she'd be at you.

She thinks you're a big man who is selfish and inconsiderate, what she doesn't know is that you are a poor man who is selfish and inconsiderate.

Talk to her.

urchcoded:
Call it bush meat all you like, all I see is a big rat. These things eat anything and no vet takes care of them, why y'all think it's perfectly healthy to eating em

Oga Abeg make person hear word. Everybody wan form oyinbo.
Ifa roast this bebe come run am one kind inside stew you no go chop?

It is often said that show me your friend and I will tell you who you are.
In this case though, we know you're your "friend".

Werey wan disguise�

One of the greatest goalkeepers I've ever seen.
He could have been more but he let emotions get the better of him.
Such a shame!

Confirmedzombie:
Isreal implementing a national lockdown to enable them defeat the virus.

I urge the FG to emulate Israel as it is the only way the virus could be defeated.

Our cases keep increasing day by day. Nigerians are already used to a total lockdown.

People should stock their homes from their pockets as it makes no sense for a pallatives.

Nigerians have done it before and can do it again.

The FG must deploy the military to enforce a total lockdown for Eight good weeks.

I go use Ogun curse you oh

RioCarputo:
Which school did you graduated from?. I'm not here to demean you in any form either.

But as a UI graduate and in accordance to my undergraduate experiences which spans 6years plus,i can write out a good lesson note sample for you here. see below.

NAME OF SCHOOL : Francesco high school, UI Ibadan.

CLASS : SSS 1A.

SUBJECT : Biology.

TOPIC : Respiratory system.

SUB-TOPICS : Meaning of Respiratory system, Types of Respiratory system, explanation of the types of Respiratory system.

DATE : September 4th 2020.


LESSON.

1. MEANING OF RESPIRATORY SYSTEM.
You give the meaning and explanation of respiratory system in your lesson note under this sub -topic.


2. TYPES OF RESPIRATORY SYSTEM.
You list the types of respiratory system in your lesson note under this sub - topic.


3. EXPLANATIONS OF THE TYPES OF
RESPIRATORY SYSTEM.
You give the explanations of the various types of respiratory system in your lesson note under this sub - topic.


4. REFERENCES :
Under this, you write the textbook you're making use of, it's author or authors and the year it was published. that's all.

@OP, this is how your lesson notes should look like. hope you find this helpfull.

You did well by stating your idea of a lesson plan but you shouldn't have started by asking which school he graduated from. Which is why you may want to modify your comment to correct some of your typos.
Our elders say that he who bends down to look at his neighbor's anus does not know that he has left his own in the air for all to see.

I deeply regret that I did not take all I was given and all that was made available to me.

better Saturday than a Monday!