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What politics is there when you tell a farmer to relocate near a farm?

Welcome Integrity

bye bye M*******ty.

If the former prime minister of Israel in Jerusalem could be sent to jail for corruption ...... how much more a former Nigerian President

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Some pictures from the celebration of kids in Ikot Ekpene Akwa Ibom.

chuna1985:
Lol. I wander whether u know what can happen to all Nigerian war ships while they wait for fuel.

The crude oil products will also be brought in with ships, Well it can cause lots of Fire works wen shot @

Forget it, we are no longer in 1967

When American or Saudi ships bring oil for the Nigerian army go and sink it
.....lol.

So Tohpahz you finally won!

Congrats I saw a winner in you.

Miss Nairaland 2015

How can an accused prosecute himself and later as judge pronounce himself not guilty?

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Which wan u dey na by force....
Your offer no dey close shooo...

No smoke without fire...
What really happened...will a sane police man stop a diplomats car pull him out and beat him for no reason?

Ateke speaking with maturity the kind of maturity some people lack.

Sold

I vote Tohphaz


CC:NLJega

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What is this doing on the front page.....Nairaland has really gone to the dogs.

Someone just wakes up, writes a letter full of blunders snaps it and posts it on NL and instantly it is accepted as fact. And put on the front page.

Even if this is true what purpose has it served?

If only NL mods realise that Nairaland is gradually becoming a window through which the whole world see us Nigerians they will think twice before putting up poo like this on FP.

kdjbash25:
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Its nice you are trading demo so you know its not easy.

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macof:
use ur common sense you mofo.
he promised one term, he gave us one term by whatever means it is one term

So you now accept that he made a promise to run for only one term....

texazzpete:
There is no 'ticking time bomb'. You're just another loud mouthed, empty headed demagogue.

Nobody is interested in 'drawing first blood'. Buhari certainly cares nothing for that. Asari does not speak for the Niger Delta, does not speak for every able bodied youth in the SS and is just inventing a scenario to complain about.

A new age has come to Nigeria. A new age of good governance and transparency. In the past, the Nigerian delta was neglected in favor of selective appeasement of militants. This will have to change!

Thank you my brother, they keep saying ticking time bomb! ticking time bomb!!
Let their bomb keep ticking.

We want development in the ss but Nigeria will no more go on its knees to pander to the selfish interests of few individuals who keep claiming to speak on behalf of the SS.

Why did you contest in the first place?

You had promised you would do only one term only to turn around and fail to keep to your word.

You did not want any opposition to your candidacy that is why you didnt allow free and fair presidential primaries in your party.

Now you lost you say you conceded defeat to avert crisis. You did not conceed, you were voted out.

I said it
Now it has come to pass

Cramjones = FFK
&
FFK = Cramjones.

You should be in Nollywood

Thopaz "Cc: NLJega"

criminalmindz:
WHAT SMELLING ARM FORCES, THE ONE THAT CANT FIGHT YEYE BOKO HARAM?

I laugh ......go ahead

criminalmindz:
KEEP QUIET DO YOU KNOW IF AM ONE OF THEM

The last time you had the sympathy of the whole world then President Yaradua granted you guys amnesty on the condition that you come out of the creeks lay down your arms and embrace peace.
This time it will be different. Unless you are ready to confront and conquer the combined arsenal of the Armed Forces of the Federal Republic of Nigeria
(aaaaruuu)

criminalmindz:
MAY THUNDER FIRE YOU WHEREVER YOU ARE. STUPIID COWS AND RAMS

You are here rantin former militants are making their millions when trouble starts they will jet out and leave you.

What have you gained in the last administration as a SS if you are from there.

Tell us ....or shut up

Cofactor:
It is very unfortunate that Asari Dokubo is still on this matter of Jonathan's loss and it's disappointing that he has not started his ironical Niger Delta people's fight as he previously proclaimed. The incoming administration won't tolerate issued threats for we all know the personality of the head of the incoming government come May 29. All contracts awarded out of irresponsibility should be prepared for revoke. Asari Dokubo should understand that the contracts awarded to him and his fellow peers like Boyloaf mocks our collective defense capability and economic understanding. He should also not misunderstand normalisation of abnormality as drawing first blood, else, he should be prepared for total attention from Nigerian army. Godspeed in his intended engagement with the Nigerian Army as we are yet to forget his treacherous statements before the #2015Elections

I wonder what they will do?
Blow up pipelines?
Attack government facilities?
Just what?....
They will soon learn that this administration will not be moved by threats.
What needs to be done will be done and heavens will not fall.

If they have lost track of their records, why not simply print out a record of the disbursement of funds in the ECA.

989900:
The FG/CBN's 'core' monetary policies unless changed, would only make the general population poorer, regardless of how much more money the country makes.
It basically ensures that, the Naira is always struggling against the dollar. All these Emefiele's strategies are merely like having 20 holes in a large leaking container, instead of fixing the biggest holes for quick effect, you waste your time f00ling around with the smallest holes.

$10000 is roughly N2million people who export and earn more than this in foreign currency will now be penalized. Very soon a maximum amount will be placed on Naira Account. If you have more than N2million you will be penalized.

Finally he speaks

EverestdeBliu:
what are u saying?,do u know that to install a working traffic light cost 8 to 10million? Go do ur research.
Everything jail,jail.mtcheew.

Those traffic lights are solar powered with a micro computer to program it. 7-10 million for one is outrageous.

You can get the whole set on alibaba for not more than $3000

TohpahzDofC:
I wonder what they would be discussing






[size=14]Jack and Jill
Went up the hill
To fetch a pail of water
Jack fell down and was "wowed"
And Jill came tumbling after!

Wetin do dem this kin thing?

I sure say you know the answer na!

Miss Tohpahz's beauty of course!!


MISS TOHPAHZ FOR MISS NL 2015!


MAKE LOVE, NOT WAR!![/size]

You are still a baby, wait for your time.

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