₦airaland Forum

AutoReportNG:
Lagos State Gov., Mr. Babajide Sanwo-Olu was at the Lagos State Traffic Management Authority (LASTMA) head office at Oshodi earlier today at around 10am. The governor took time to get familiar with all members of the team thereby he engages them in personal chats before taking to his seat. He also gave an opportunity to members of LASTMA to bare their mind base on their personal challenges and what the government can do to help them and make their work more apt, professional and meet the world standard in traffic regulations.

Having listened to their various complaints and advice, Mr. Babajide Sanwo-Olu took to the podium by first appreciating their job to the state and in making Lagos a better place for motorists. He announced an increase in LASTMA officers' allowance, according to Mr. Sanwo-Olu, the officers will earn 100% of their current allowance as from the end of July. This is to boost the morale of officers and make them work well for the people of Lagos State.

[img]https://1.bp..com/-7ToZKh0Hiqc/XQO7-9lJ-4I/AAAAAAAAcmQ/v6EEsIymh_sQrLuFcbTAqfSbrp10odE_wCLcBGAs/s1600/D9B1BAoXUAIC4o6.jpg[/img]

Part of what he said in his speech is that he is meeting with Security operatives on Keke Napep and Okada riders next week and since we have existing laws .. An official pronouncement will be made by the end of the month on Okada and Keke Marwa all over the State, also he has a warning to those selling cars on the road, according to him, People selling vehicles on the expressway at Olodi Apapa, Airport road and others that are bringing their businesses into the main road, Governor Sanwo-Olu says the offenders should take their businesses off the road so as not to see the wrath of the state.

Ending his speech, he says, no one is above the law! If you are a traffic offender, don't expect me or anyone at Alausa to come to your rescue, once you are caught, you are on your own! He says, he will talk to all his staff not to intervene for anyone that LASTMA arrests ... they should pay the fine on behalf of the traffic offender If they want to help.

As he was about ending his speech, the rain started, as it is normal for all politicians to leave, instead, he asked for a raincoat, he and other LASTMA officers inspected the LASTMA offices with the officials of the unit.

[img]https://1.bp..com/-Aej3Y5V8Cv8/XQO7_B9VnHI/AAAAAAAAcmU/uTD4eR4MKkgyAXUi3GIrm9oxKBj9a0N9wCLcBGAs/s1600/D9A3iQAWwAA9qGz.jpg[/img]

[img]https://1.bp..com/-KzKBHOIR3_8/XQO7-7xObyI/AAAAAAAAcmM/Iu13br0MKlEqRo6Va0nbvCewJ_Ys9WCRgCLcBGAs/s1600/D9B1ClGW4AMeg5P.jpg[/img]

[img]https://1.bp..com/-m_7k_-PTPhY/XQO7_rWJ5gI/AAAAAAAAcmY/nDSGimaPcZE-piuHbf6DnR_8FixRlq9kQCLcBGAs/s1600/D9B1DydW4AAxoPY.jpg[/img]

[img]https://1.bp..com/-xJz6BDVL-vg/XQO8Bz8v2pI/AAAAAAAAcms/hfKRuuu886oLZEXyYcy4h1k9WsYE4EaqQCLcBGAs/s1600/D9BQUmuXsAMwHp7.jpg[/img]

Compiled by AutoReportNG s

Source:
https://www.autoreportng.com/2019/06/sanwo-olu-visits-lastma-office-approves.html

I am a bit confused.....perhaps i don't understand math anymore...
Say X is their current allowance, if they will start earning 100% of their current allowance, that means 100/100*X which is still X! So how is this an increase?
Did the writer mean to say 100% more of their current allowance which will mean twice their current salary?
Maybe my head is just overheating sha!!!

She should try to lose some weight for her health....Obesity is nothing to be proud of....i'm just saying and in no way trying to disrespect or body shame her!

SanLorrenzo:
A wise man once said, hardwork is better than in-born intelligence or skill；I live by those words. Thank you dad- the best man on earth!

never work hard blindly!!! be selective and strategic in terms of to whom or where your hard work goes!

Rockstar07:
Ask Dad for 20k he will send 2k, Ask for 50k he send 5k. I didn't notify the man dey slash one zero. So when I need 20k I'll ask for 200k, 50k ask for 500k .

well then, i hope he upgraded to slashing two zeros.

Rosarie:
Countless.he not taking care of us.been selfish.no food at home yet he will Dodge and go and buy food in buca.he never admits having money.when we go to the buca to buy food on credit we see him there.him eating the skl fees momsi gave him to pay for me.abandoning me or forgetting to pick me up in school many times.prefers outsideers to us.he has even abandoned me in a hospital when i was 5.if we are celebrating he will wear rag.but if his church has an ocassion he will sew a new cloth.men countless.hurts I swear.hurtsss.am crying writing this.70+ and still same.above he does not wish us well but God pass any man.have learnt to live like he does not exist.but it's hard.....

sorry about this! are you sure he is your biological father?

porshnuel:
I hope with the level u have attained in english language you would be giving a ministerial position in this next level govt
Nonsense nd buhari

Giving => Given

keep exposing your ignorance! I don't know why i even bother.

porshnuel:
Am nt sure makinde of a man is an afonja...cos they dont keep to there words
Since the day he was inaugurated i kinda noticed he is intelligent,aticulative nd a man dat will do anytin to move oyo state forward
Not only would he compensate dem ...they will decamp to pdp nd send apc(devilish party) in oyo into political purgatory ...
Makinde amaka
Pdp amaka

illiterate, unintelligent, dim-witted nincompoop!!! I blame cheap internet!
For the education of your poor ignorant soul, see below:

There => Their
Dont => Don't
Kinda => Kind of ; Kinda is not a formal word.Your brain or whatever is left of it is not formal, so i won't expect you to understand.
Aticulative => Articulate

I am tired of typing, so google the rest!!! You poor ignorant soul!!!

Next time you want to be a bigoted troll, at least "come correct" with class and a zing! Your attempt is not inspiring one bit!!!

DennickSoftman:
I run a business between Nigeria and Cotonou so I am always frequent in Cotonou. Though am a single guy, I met a girl that sells in one nice bar I usually love to chill when I am in Cotonou and you know how conji is a bastard sometimes especially when you know say prick no go school, I decided to have this girl as my conji cure anytime am in Cotonou.

The problem is we only started this sex thing not long ago and I believe it has not been more than three times and before I know she said she is pregnant. I was confused but I had promised myself I would not want any lady to commit an abortion except she does such without my knowledge.

I decided to take responsibility of the pregnancy and see her parents. When I visited her parents I realized I don enter one chance because the juju I was seeing everywhere from their compound to even their living room got me worried.

The girl goes to church and likes to pray but how can you do that when you are living inside juju house. So now her parents gave me list of things I would buy in acceptance that I am the father of the child and they said after doing that I can now come for another list for her hand in marriage. My people God know say I no fit marry inside that kind of juju house, but if you know about Benin Republic people very well, they don't joke with juju matter.

I really don't know what to do about this situation anymore.

You know condoms are cheap right? Even if you wanted the skin to skin feel, you could have gotten condoms that can pretty much simulate that!.I know i am giving you medicine after death, however you could saved yourself this predicament you are in now just because of Womanliness!!!!

Babanlagenius:
I can't see any man on red. Or did you miss color class back then in school?

"In" red, not "On" red.
"In" blue jeans, not "On" blue jeans.

These are some common errors i see Nigerians make that is so annoying to me. And yes no one is wearing red in that picture! The writer is just a lazy r3tarded f00l that cannot describe correctly!!!

Officialgarri:
The designers.

There's something called hydrological and Bathymetric survey. These surveys help to study the behaviour of water in that region. I. E water level at every season and others.

With the data derived, the road elevation can be set to determine an adequate design for roads and bridges where necessary. It is however apparent that, these roads were just designed and built without taking into consideration the behaviour of water in that environment

refreshing!!!

last time i visited that hell hole was in 2012! afterwards, i vowed to myself that i must get my foreign citizenship because there is no way in hell i want to come back to this hell hole! leaving nigeria in 2000 was the best decision i made in my life, even at such an early age, i knew life in nigeria was not normal for human beings that had self dignity and worth!!! both the rich and poor live like animals!!!! just that the wealthy can withdraw to a relatively sane environment which is the comfort of their homes, however the poor does not have such luxury!! nigeria is not a country, it is just a gathering of mostly r3tarded wanna be humans with an animalistic culture and way of live!

GOD HAVE MERCY.........GOD JUST HAVE MERCY ON HUMANS!!! I MEAN...I CAN NEVER KNEEL TO ANOTHER HUMAN CREATED BY GOD WHO JUST HAPPENS TO OCCUPY A POSITION OF POWER ENTRUSTED TO HIM OR HER BY THE SAME PEOPLE KNEELING.....THIS IS AN ARCHAIC CULTURE TO BE DONE AWAY WITH!!! IF KNEELING IS A FORM OF GREETING THEN IT SHOULD BE RECIPROCATED....NOT ONE PERSON DOING THE KNEELING AND THE OTHER STANDING ....JUST DOESN'T MAKE SENSE!!!! THIS IS ONE OF THE REASONS I LOVE AMERICANS....YOU CAN SVCK MY AMERICAN BALLS IF YOU THINK I'LL KNEEL TO A FOREIGN KING OR QUEEN!!!

something must have happened to her! not sure if she turned gay, but she looked attractive before!

this seems like an easy crime to solve. phone call can be traced and some cctv camera evidence!!!

Does anyone here have her contact? I like her!!!!

she is cute....beautiful unbleached chocolate complexion!!!!

LOL...God is STONING THEM MOTHERFVCKERS FROM HEAVEN FOR THEIR BAD DEEDS....NIGERIA'S OWN IS COMING....IT WILL BE FIRE STONES.

That's just nasty...wicked a55hole!!!

freemanbubble:
You are young , dumb and broke!

It is so obvious now that the universe is made up of protons, electrons, neutrons and morons
Because you a big moronn

very nice! very nice indeed...i like such word play and rhymes.

shameless sycophants!!!!

selfwife:
we moved to a new area. I was just eleven years and five months old. no friend and a house with 'what is my own' neighbors .he barged in and even came along with a penknife(mentioned is 1st name that I should ask around killing is nothing to him) . did it, forbade me from mentioning it. came again another day and forced me to take about 11 drugs that last night. don't know him ,his state or anything. bleeding started was in the hospital for long. Case never reported, never got justice, I got blamed for developing breast fast and attracting a man. three years later was still suffering from the effect of that scene. Thank God I overcame............... I wasn't curious. I was just unfortunate. Can't be erased............ please protect your children with every thing.

Talking about it does help....and you are correct, that picture can never be erased from your memory!!!
You will still remember it like day and night, almost as if it happened yesterday. I was molested by a female house maid when i was 5/6 years old.
I still remember it like day and night and i am still somewhat bitter about it that my parents failed to protect me!!!! No matter how you look at it, i believe they failed me big time! My innocence was robbed from me and i started experiencing sexual urges at a very young age due to my experience.....my young brain was supposed to be developing and learning stuff and growing, not to be exposed to sexual experiences that caused a lot of confusion and perhaps even some developmental issues at that age!!!
I am mad at my parents but i cannot tell them now because they are in their mid 70's and telling them will simply cause heart ache that i fear will follow them to their grave, so i must spare them!!!

A lot of children have been raped or molested growing up in Nigeria. I would be interested in someone carrying out a survey to somehow quantify it! A Male child can also fall victim to a female prey and not only the reverse is true. The mental and long term effect is the same....When you are robbed of your innocence at such an early age, the effects can be devastating.

isn't this old hag a convicted thief? lol

2019elections:
If I may ask, who are the WE?

In this country, citizens are already pushed to the wall and definitely will want to defy all odds to survive.
How do you tell someone who hawks pure water under a scotching sun that "change begins with him"?

How do u tell someone who graduated 5 yrs ago without a job that he or she should live a decent life?

With all due respect to Simi, most of these celebrities did crazy things to get to the top. When they do, they start giving motivational speeches / advises.

Dear Simi, there is frustration in the land. Such advice can't through the grassroot. At this stage we are, everyone is displaying his/her survival ability.

I'm so sorry to say this... Nigeria isn't looking to be better, at least not in some decades to come.


Modified

To those quoting me, the ambition of an average Nigerian is to meet his basic needs, not necessarily to live large, if such basic needs aren't met, he goes prowling. Most people dwell in illegalities to survive.

One day, the poor will have nothing to feed on but the rich.


Iamvictorbassey said and I quote:
'Always remember that everything in Nigeria is trying to kill you.

A time is coming soon when our children will sue us to court and win, for giving birth to them in Nigeria without provisions and without their consent.

I'm scared of having kids. Because this thing we're living is not Life. We're just breathing in Nigeria"

You are 100% on point!

With the nonsense ebonics "How we gon" that she is speaking, she needs to fix that first! Talking about doing things right!!!

why do nigerians adore/worship these so called celebrities with nothing upstairs? i mean, the real celebrities are the doctors in Nigeria that can still save the lives of patients despite the challenges and against all odds!! this is not a good culture to replicate as africans!!! lets believe in science with a soul!!!

age is nothing but a number....this is valid as far as your biological signature can take you!!!

i just realized that i live in a face me i face you.....nevermind it's abroad LMFAO.....IF YOU LIVE IN AN APARTMENT COMPLEX, THAT IS A FACE ME I FACE YOU ....LMFAO!!!

oziamaka:
why call someone's wife ugly nkiru that sun has damaged her skin? don't know if this means alleviating to you. I still take this woman over any fake light skin bro.

i was trolling...never mind.....

LOL....Africa is no longer conducive for Africans......dang!!!!

tydi:
No.. You ain't trolling.. You're drunk.. Its Sunday anyway.

I just started drinking...in my house, so what is the problem? I rule the bottle and not the other way round. Nothing wrong with drinking, it's a hot sunny day here and i'm watching SKY NEWS on my 65 inch TV with my CANINE best friend at my feet napping....i'm content .

oziamaka:
his wife is an epitome of beauty if you know what is beauty. not that bleached 5th bleached outer layer of the skin you called light skin. that skin cant stand the heat of the sun while this can survive any weather.

Not everyone that is light skinned is bleached...just FYI.....You don't need to put light skin down to elevate dark skin....i am sure you know this!!!!! light and dark skin are both beautiful..i was only trolling the folks that like talking smack about "Afonja" this "Afonja" that!!!