₦airaland Forum

DennickSoftman:
I run a business between Nigeria and Cotonou so I am always frequent in Cotonou. Though am a single guy, I met a girl that sells in one nice bar I usually love to chill when I am in Cotonou and you know how conji is a bastard sometimes especially when you know say prick no go school, I decided to have this girl as my conji cure anytime am in Cotonou.

The problem is we only started this sex thing not long ago and I believe it has not been more than three times and before I know she said she is pregnant. I was confused but I had promised myself I would not want any lady to commit an abortion except she does such without my knowledge.

I decided to take responsibility of the pregnancy and see her parents. When I visited her parents I realized I don enter one chance because the juju I was seeing everywhere from their compound to even their living room got me worried.

The girl goes to church and likes to pray but how can you do that when you are living inside juju house. So now her parents gave me list of things I would buy in acceptance that I am the father of the child and they said after doing that I can now come for another list for her hand in marriage. My people God know say I no fit marry inside that kind of juju house, but if you know about Benin Republic people very well, they don't joke with juju matter.

I really don't know what to do about this situation anymore.

You know condoms are cheap right? Even if you wanted the skin to skin feel, you could have gotten condoms that can pretty much simulate that!.I know i am giving you medicine after death, however you could saved yourself this predicament you are in now just because of Womanliness!!!!

Babanlagenius:
I can't see any man on red. Or did you miss color class back then in school?

"In" red, not "On" red.
"In" blue jeans, not "On" blue jeans.

These are some common errors i see Nigerians make that is so annoying to me. And yes no one is wearing red in that picture! The writer is just a lazy r3tarded f00l that cannot describe correctly!!!

Officialgarri:
The designers.

There's something called hydrological and Bathymetric survey. These surveys help to study the behaviour of water in that region. I. E water level at every season and others.

With the data derived, the road elevation can be set to determine an adequate design for roads and bridges where necessary. It is however apparent that, these roads were just designed and built without taking into consideration the behaviour of water in that environment

refreshing!!!

last time i visited that hell hole was in 2012! afterwards, i vowed to myself that i must get my foreign citizenship because there is no way in hell i want to come back to this hell hole! leaving nigeria in 2000 was the best decision i made in my life, even at such an early age, i knew life in nigeria was not normal for human beings that had self dignity and worth!!! both the rich and poor live like animals!!!! just that the wealthy can withdraw to a relatively sane environment which is the comfort of their homes, however the poor does not have such luxury!! nigeria is not a country, it is just a gathering of mostly r3tarded wanna be humans with an animalistic culture and way of live!

GOD HAVE MERCY.........GOD JUST HAVE MERCY ON HUMANS!!! I MEAN...I CAN NEVER KNEEL TO ANOTHER HUMAN CREATED BY GOD WHO JUST HAPPENS TO OCCUPY A POSITION OF POWER ENTRUSTED TO HIM OR HER BY THE SAME PEOPLE KNEELING.....THIS IS AN ARCHAIC CULTURE TO BE DONE AWAY WITH!!! IF KNEELING IS A FORM OF GREETING THEN IT SHOULD BE RECIPROCATED....NOT ONE PERSON DOING THE KNEELING AND THE OTHER STANDING ....JUST DOESN'T MAKE SENSE!!!! THIS IS ONE OF THE REASONS I LOVE AMERICANS....YOU CAN SVCK MY AMERICAN BALLS IF YOU THINK I'LL KNEEL TO A FOREIGN KING OR QUEEN!!!

something must have happened to her! not sure if she turned gay, but she looked attractive before!

this seems like an easy crime to solve. phone call can be traced and some cctv camera evidence!!!

Does anyone here have her contact? I like her!!!!

she is cute....beautiful unbleached chocolate complexion!!!!

LOL...God is STONING THEM MOTHERFVCKERS FROM HEAVEN FOR THEIR BAD DEEDS....NIGERIA'S OWN IS COMING....IT WILL BE FIRE STONES.

That's just nasty...wicked a55hole!!!

freemanbubble:
You are young , dumb and broke!

It is so obvious now that the universe is made up of protons, electrons, neutrons and morons
Because you a big moronn

very nice! very nice indeed...i like such word play and rhymes.

shameless sycophants!!!!

selfwife:
we moved to a new area. I was just eleven years and five months old. no friend and a house with 'what is my own' neighbors .he barged in and even came along with a penknife(mentioned is 1st name that I should ask around killing is nothing to him) . did it, forbade me from mentioning it. came again another day and forced me to take about 11 drugs that last night. don't know him ,his state or anything. bleeding started was in the hospital for long. Case never reported, never got justice, I got blamed for developing breast fast and attracting a man. three years later was still suffering from the effect of that scene. Thank God I overcame............... I wasn't curious. I was just unfortunate. Can't be erased............ please protect your children with every thing.

Talking about it does help....and you are correct, that picture can never be erased from your memory!!!
You will still remember it like day and night, almost as if it happened yesterday. I was molested by a female house maid when i was 5/6 years old.
I still remember it like day and night and i am still somewhat bitter about it that my parents failed to protect me!!!! No matter how you look at it, i believe they failed me big time! My innocence was robbed from me and i started experiencing sexual urges at a very young age due to my experience.....my young brain was supposed to be developing and learning stuff and growing, not to be exposed to sexual experiences that caused a lot of confusion and perhaps even some developmental issues at that age!!!
I am mad at my parents but i cannot tell them now because they are in their mid 70's and telling them will simply cause heart ache that i fear will follow them to their grave, so i must spare them!!!

A lot of children have been raped or molested growing up in Nigeria. I would be interested in someone carrying out a survey to somehow quantify it! A Male child can also fall victim to a female prey and not only the reverse is true. The mental and long term effect is the same....When you are robbed of your innocence at such an early age, the effects can be devastating.

isn't this old hag a convicted thief? lol

2019elections:
If I may ask, who are the WE?

In this country, citizens are already pushed to the wall and definitely will want to defy all odds to survive.
How do you tell someone who hawks pure water under a scotching sun that "change begins with him"?

How do u tell someone who graduated 5 yrs ago without a job that he or she should live a decent life?

With all due respect to Simi, most of these celebrities did crazy things to get to the top. When they do, they start giving motivational speeches / advises.

Dear Simi, there is frustration in the land. Such advice can't through the grassroot. At this stage we are, everyone is displaying his/her survival ability.

I'm so sorry to say this... Nigeria isn't looking to be better, at least not in some decades to come.


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To those quoting me, the ambition of an average Nigerian is to meet his basic needs, not necessarily to live large, if such basic needs aren't met, he goes prowling. Most people dwell in illegalities to survive.

One day, the poor will have nothing to feed on but the rich.


Iamvictorbassey said and I quote:
'Always remember that everything in Nigeria is trying to kill you.

A time is coming soon when our children will sue us to court and win, for giving birth to them in Nigeria without provisions and without their consent.

I'm scared of having kids. Because this thing we're living is not Life. We're just breathing in Nigeria"

You are 100% on point!

With the nonsense ebonics "How we gon" that she is speaking, she needs to fix that first! Talking about doing things right!!!

why do nigerians adore/worship these so called celebrities with nothing upstairs? i mean, the real celebrities are the doctors in Nigeria that can still save the lives of patients despite the challenges and against all odds!! this is not a good culture to replicate as africans!!! lets believe in science with a soul!!!

age is nothing but a number....this is valid as far as your biological signature can take you!!!

i just realized that i live in a face me i face you.....nevermind it's abroad LMFAO.....IF YOU LIVE IN AN APARTMENT COMPLEX, THAT IS A FACE ME I FACE YOU ....LMFAO!!!

oziamaka:
why call someone's wife ugly nkiru that sun has damaged her skin? don't know if this means alleviating to you. I still take this woman over any fake light skin bro.

i was trolling...never mind.....

LOL....Africa is no longer conducive for Africans......dang!!!!

tydi:
No.. You ain't trolling.. You're drunk.. Its Sunday anyway.

I just started drinking...in my house, so what is the problem? I rule the bottle and not the other way round. Nothing wrong with drinking, it's a hot sunny day here and i'm watching SKY NEWS on my 65 inch TV with my CANINE best friend at my feet napping....i'm content .

oziamaka:
his wife is an epitome of beauty if you know what is beauty. not that bleached 5th bleached outer layer of the skin you called light skin. that skin cant stand the heat of the sun while this can survive any weather.

Not everyone that is light skinned is bleached...just FYI.....You don't need to put light skin down to elevate dark skin....i am sure you know this!!!!! light and dark skin are both beautiful..i was only trolling the folks that like talking smack about "Afonja" this "Afonja" that!!!

no wonder he is jealous of his brother....his twin brother married a beautiful light skinned (Yes light skinned and so what?) so called afonja....while he married an almost ugly Nkiru that sun has beaten from morning till night LOL ....i'm just trolling....light skinned..dark skinned..medium skinned....still NIGGA!!!!

the house looks kinda nice!

this world has become a sad place to be, especially in the past decade!!!

He probably inadvertently saved his life and perhaps the lives of others as well. If he had gotten in his car to drive, that would have been a recipe for disaster!

CHEEPO:
This shows that social media is filled with young guys that know nothing about what it takes to deliever. If you know what it takes to deliever you wont be talking this way. In every good there is bad, sacrifices are made for the bigger pix bro. Like a game of cheese, just watch,entertain yourself with Nigerian politics and learn. Cheers

no be only cheese , na bread too! mumu...trying to sound smart you can't type the word chess correctly.....public fool!!!

This is so innovative. wow!!!

fuckingAyaya:
3rd pics
Teeblis: jamil have you ever seen Wizkid and you mum F..... G b4
Jamil:dad if you see the styles mummy usually give to wizkid ehnn.
Teeblis:

lol