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please can she suck my cork before she commits suicide? i don't wanna see suck nice DSL's go to waste...just saying!!!!

MissRaine69:
Comprehension is a skill many people do not have. You did not get my point
At all.

i got your point fool...don't flatter yourself! on the contrary, you failed to comprehend my point or you either just lack a sense of humor! go to bed!

pakistani people are good peeps...i've never met a pakistani person that has shown hatred towards a black person...i cannot say the same about indians though!

fortune1968:
;DHow you go come know say puna dirty or clean ? I beg ,to me ,puna chopping is disgusting .Puna Na apple or mango ?

don't eat it unless you smell sanitation...trust me....just do the smell test first...any vagina has an odor....it has to be a natural odor and not pungent....if it's pungent, don't even insert your pee pee in there talk less of eating....

jonvalek:
I literally know of a dude with a 12Inch size who's dating a girl I'd banged before, up until yesterday she still misses me because my Joystick knows the road to her center of gravity. And am only 6Inch (If not 5.5 sef ). My point is, she mocks her dude for having a massive stick that shrinks half way and hails my endurance for giving her multiple orgasm. My pointer to all my guys with average/small joystick is know what arouses her and work on that, go for sucking the hell out of her and find the G.... Avoid doggy most of the time because it drops off and please and please, avoid Fat Arse Ladies, because their arse go drop your confidence. Most importantly feel confidence by imaging you have a 6Inch and above Joystick, believe me, it helps.

nigga 6 inch aint small....well if you have girth! 12 inch will be painful for any girl!!!! when we talk of small peepee...we talking 4 inches and below....

dabiton:
e fit matter oooo...
When One said I shifted her womb during doggy(true talk!!) and she is not a small girl oo... I just weak.
I argued that it is not possible for that to happen scientifically but she kept telling me that she felt it deeper than normal.
She calls to just tell me she misses it for its immense size! So it matters at least, for some sha.

UNCLE YOU CAN LIE OH...GOD IS SEEING YOU SHA...

MissRaine69:
If its presence is not there no amount of beating about the bush will change that fact....we both cannot have a clitoris.

DAYUUUUMMMMMMMMM....THAT'S COLD.....I HAD TO THINK ABOUT IT FOR A SPLIT SECOND....ON SECOND THOUGHT SOME WOMEN DO HAVE A PRETTY HUGE CLITORIS...

capitalzero:
Salient points from inaugural speech of His Excellence Engnr Seyi Makinde

1. N3000 school fees abolished.

2. At least 10% of our budget goes into education.

3. Donates his entire salary as Governor to Teachers Pension Fund.

4. To reposition LAUTECH and all other tertiary institutions.

5. People living with disabilities to get a Commission that deals with their matters.

6. Primary health care to be made more accessible and Health Insurance Scheme.

7. Upgrade and renovation of health centres

8. Sincere conversation to discuss the best thing to do on the minimum wage.

9. Overhead bridge at Secretariat now opened and named Freedom Bridge.

He is smart....laying the ground work for re-election...probably already wealthy so doesn't need to embezzle money right away...i said right away because i don't trust Nigerian politicians!!!!

Dang...the girl on the extreme right has some huge tits!!! gaddamn!!!!

Holocene:
Wilder is just wild and aggressive and this scares the shit outta people. He also has a badass punch which is heavy if it connects. However, he is a wide arc Player and and good boxer can dodge and land him a badass uppercut which would test the integrity of his bony chin.
Joshua is kinda scared sha....but he might just win.

you have a point however the question is can AJ take a punch? because WILDER will eventually land his heavy blow!!

AerialMapper:
Very good!!! Fare dodger. You wanted to run from ticket officers and karma took your legs. Economic saboteur! Debt paid in full; you’ll never run again when you see them... you’ll be sliding on a skate board

I laughed at your last sentence...but dang that's cold!!! Show some compassion, even to the undeserving.

Don jazzy is at least 45 years old....36 is his football age.

Livefreeordieha:
Spider-Man, ice man, and firestar.. I was there.. Oldies lol

superted....rent-a-ghost

blesson04:
Poor Afonja boy they are not Romantic at all sheleft you for Grandpa without having quarrel with her " AFONJA GIRLS ARE FOLLOW COME DOGS".



Dear Moderators



We are tired of this AFONJAS NEWS, If they are not Dating their Grand Pa they will Be POSING WITH THE CARS AND HOUSES THAT DOESN'T BELONG TO THEM.





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get help fast if it's not too late...you are insane!

Whose funds did he use? why are Nigerians not holding these idi0ts accountable? they are chopping your money right in your faces LOL....this is funny

He has no one but himself to blame!!!

mercyville:
Igbos are not called pigs for nothing nah.Just almost the replica of that tenant picture.Pigs will always be pigs.
Look at the dirty mouth of bonapart.He might have eaten a rotten skull before taking the pix.

lol....he is an ugly a55 motherfvcka...no wonder he is mad! see his giant sized kpomo lips

please fix the title...basic fire safety not basic fire safe!

this nigga and his trumpet nose should go sit somewhere...social media has given even social degenerates an avenue to appear intelligent with useless opinions!!!

fake !!!!!

lawless nation!

Bonapart:
Only Afonja. The dude we were living together was an Afonja. Our 3yrs of staying together, dude didn't wash his close in 3 good years. If you go under his bed, you will lose consciousness���

why are you this r3tarded? can't you seek help to cure your stupidity while you can? If you are genetically stupid and have a negative IQ, the least you can do is shut up!!!!

well why i the landlady tripping...he didn't request his deposit back meaning clean that mess with the deposit i made. That dude is a pig not withstanding.....toilet is a "must be clean" for me!!!

Nesty1313:
hmmm! obviously you just discribe your self, unfortunate being!

LOL...i described your mother actually....monkey in human skin!!! Go kill yourself somewhere you frustrated slowpoke...Was i talking to you to begin with? guilty conscience...idiot!!!

GrowYourSales:
What is all this in the name of God?

I think this generation is weak. Breed of kids born in the fast age.

Well what do I know?

I know that you can get massive sales in your business. Check my signature

i beg to differ...it takes a lot of courage to commit suicide!!

Westtimeline:
Oga ade shut up. Who went against secession clause, no be their kinsmen. Jisn't because they were in power then and believed they will rule forever. But when table turned, they want out. Use your head before writing trash in block.

see a village idi0t thinking he makes sense!!! LOL....INTERNATIONAL SOPHISTICATED FOOL!!!!

SageMK:
The fear of marriage is the beginning of wisdom.

https://78.media.tumblr.com/c29d0f1bd3cf96e28837fbff47a8711f/tumblr_nxjvhp2l4G1rfd7lko1_500.gif

LMAO...HIS COMMON SENSE PREVAILED AT THAT MOMENT! GOOD ON HIM!

hollah123:
boy,dont forget python is warming up against may 30th

ZOOGERIAN ARMY THAT CANNOT TAME BOKO-HARAM...LAUGHABLE...I'M TELLING YOU...IT'S ONLY A MATTER OF TIME...ONCE PEOPLE REALIZE WHAT THEY ARE ACTUALLY CAPABLE OF DOING THEN THE LIKES OF YOU WILL SUCK THEIR OWN DICK

hollah123:
boy,i see u are in sifia pain. I will really appreciate it if you can slap me through d phone. fool, till they will wipe out your generation u won't stop saying what u can't do

LOL...WHO IS SCARED OF GETTING WIPED OUT NIGGA SHVT THE FVCK UP AND BE HUMBLE....KNOW YOUR PLACE PEASANT!!!!!

hollah123:
boy,u have started chestbeating again e no dey tire u? go n ask your grandparents who removed seccession clause from the constitution when a Yoruba man suggested d idea. it was an igbo man who opposed seccession clause because in his myopic thinking he thought igbos will rule Nigeria forever but see where d stupidity of your forefathers landed u now. it's just like d case of a man who believe he will bully his roommates n he doesn't want them to escape so he locked d door n threw out the keys. when things turn around he was bullied n no escape route for him. so boy, just deal with it. udo

I DIDN'T BOTHER TO READ THE REST OF YOUR NONSENSE.....YOU CARE ABOUT RULING WHILE THEY CARE ABOUT PROGRESSION.....IT DOESN'T MATTER WHO RULES...WHAT MATTERS IS PROGRESS.....DEAL WITH WHAT? I WILL LIKE TO DEAL WITH YOU IS WHAT I WANNA DO...YOU NEED TO SHVT THAT YOUR BASKET MOUTH BEFORE I KICK YOUR HEAD INTO YOUR STOMACH F00L!!!

adecz:
Buhari go finish this country...

THE COUNTRY IS ALREADY FINISHED....

hollah123:
these Biafra people will just b talking crap n playing victim as if they didn't kill Nigerian soldiers too, y fight an unnecessary war just to feed your ego? u are fighting Nigeria n u still expect them to b supplying food to u, does that make sense to these retards?

YOU ARE STVPID...THEY FOUGHT A WAR BECAUSE THEY BELIEVE IN SELF DETERMINATION...THEY BELIEVE NIGERIA AS A CONSTRUCT WAS PULLING THEM DOWN AND WANTED OUT.....IT IS NOT BY FORCE TO REMAIN MARRIED TO SOMEONE YOU HAVE ABSOLUTELY NOTHING IN COMMON WITH....WHEN YOU FORCE PEOPLE TO REMAIN IN A GROUP, THEN YOU ARE ROBBING THEM OF THEIR COLLECTIVE FREEDOM AND THAT IS ESSENTIALLY A FORM OF SLAVERY....STOP BEING A SIMPLETON AND LOOK AT THE BIGGER PICTURE FROM A LOGICAL PERSPECTIVE!!! NIGERIA IS A FAILED STATE...TRUTH!!!! NIGERIAN'S ARE DOCILE, HOWEVER I BELIEVE THE DOCILE CAN BE DANGEROUS WHEN PUSHED SO FAR....IT IS A KEG OF DYNAMITE WAITING TO EXPLODE.....