₦airaland Forum

wetin dey happen here - na so so fight everyday


no offiennce

Ileke-IdI:
You never disappoint.

Thank you so much!!!

But I can barely understand the dude's british accent [annoying]

How can you understand - when you be market person - u better get translator like the oyinbo guy - bush pesin

I guess these are the guys or area boys politicians use for ballot snatching and all other evil vices- I cry for Nigeria

tz - wassup - how u dey
how bodi

blow kampe - i dey u

wa blow

I fell the writer's pain but i cant say much about the development in the south.

The only reason why the senile IBB can be bold enough to voice presidential ambition is solely because Nigeria is failing country and moral fabrics exist no more. In a society where accountability exist the man IBB would have been executed or rotting in Jail.

paddylo and his textbook analysis - What is on ground is the one that really matters - If everything is that glossy when are you going to relocate from watching cnbc or reading IMF reports in the U.S to the rough terrain retrogressive Nigeria.

Like they way they stoned previous bad ex governors - Nigerians are to weak to carry out such good acts

All this going round in circles is not achieving much and is only trying to divert attention from the real culprits Mend. This bombing is a  typical handiwork of Mend.  The Spanish government once to tried to blame ETA for a bombing that Al qeida carried out all for the sake of cheap political points and the thing back fired causing the removal of the then Spanish government.

Empty barrels make the loudest noise - trial my a s s in same country where nothing works -

ayo84:
All ye IBB mercenaries
everywhere,all paid and assembled to be online mercenaries
from sahara reporters to nairaland
post and post anything rubbish information to discredit GEJ and promote IBB,either directly or indirectly
IBB's cunning skills and evil genius strategy at work again it will not work,nigerians have to see the TRUTH
its all a smoke screen created by IBB.

This line is now boring  please try something else - Why is that everybody who shares a different view about Jonathan tagged Pro IBB - abeg get a life.

mumu president - the best thing he would have done was to stop the extravagant party from happening in the first place. Another fruitless enquiry to be started . Nothing will ever change until the blood of the crooked politicians is spilled. So get ready for another 4 years of waste and increased poverty for the masses.

Halliburton case is still there dem never solve that one and you hoping they will solve a more recent case - You must be joking.

@poster

u r slow more development don happen after your old news

oyb:
dude, you forgot to condemn sahara reporters that reviled purveyor of falsehoods

lol No mind am the guy is intoxicated with double standard

Nigeria jaja jaja Everything scatter scatter - From Kiddnapping we are graduating to car bomb planting

Maradona himself  - The guy wan use style enter - I bet you after one term  - na different yarns you go hear  

What about the remaining 95% of Nigerians who dont have internet access tallkless of a facebook account.

Pharoh:
Blacksta walks into a bar and takes a seat next to a very attractive woman.
He gives her a quick glance then causally looks at his watch for a moment.
The woman notices this and asks, "Is your date running late?"
"No", he replies,"I just got this state-of the-art watch, and I was just testing it, "
The intrigued woman says, "A state-of-the-art watch? What"s so special about it?"
Blacksta explains, "It uses alpha waves to talk to me telepathically."
The lady says, "What"s it telling you now?"
Well, it says you"re not wearing any panties."
The woman giggles and replies "Well it must be broken because I am wearing panties!"
Blacksta smiles mischievously , taps his watch and says, "Damn thing"s an hour fast."

Oga blacksta . . so na this kind lame game u dey play self lol.

4.5 over 10 - try again - - but u try small

This place na local recycling center - lol

Pharoh:
A farmer goes out and buys a new, young cock. As soon as he brings him home, the
young cock rushes and Phocks all 150 of the farmers hens. The farmer is impressed.
At lunchtime, the young cock again Phocks all 150 hens. The farmer is not just impressed anymore,he is worried. Next morning,not only is the cock Phockin, g the hens but he is phocking the turkeys,ducks even the cow.
Later farmer looks out into the barnyard and finds the cock stretched out, limp as a rag, his eyes closed, dead and vultures circling overhead.
The farmer runs out, looks down at the young cock limp body and says: "You deserved it, you[b] Hot b.astard![/b]"
And the young cock opens one eye, points up at the vultures with his wing, and says, Shhhhehssssssssss!,they are about to land."



This cock need serious deliverance ooo

ol boy wetin be this - joke or stomach upset

recycled

Pharoh:
I am cool oo n u? . . . Na where u hide since na?

You no show 4 our independence celebration.

I no show - because i hear say mend go do fireworks celebration

wasssup homie

Efemena_xy:
how I take be full time resident

na only 4 nite i dey branch d joint

besides na weekend sha - so no shaking!!

Lol - You are now a full time cyber space citizen - your other life no matter anymore

Efemena_xy:
nuffin jor!!

Jokes section dey boring, so I dey help dem turn up the heat here

No wonder u be full time resident - I hope say the owner of NL dey pay u salary abi na voluntary

Poster - Nice joke - no mind the haters

Lol - I just dey wonder -

maybe u need deliverance from NL - ABEG come my ministry - make we beat am out