₦airaland Forum

@poster

U no even sabi maths  -Nigeria has been independent for 49 years.

qblaze:
Please stop criticizing our G.O and his church. These people move in spirit.

Last Sunday was wonderful. The Lord truly ministered to me through my incredible Area Pastor. He looked very grave as he started the sermon. He removed his Rolex and placed it on the dais. Then he took off his thousand dollar Zegna suit jacket. The congregation knew something was amiss. You could have heard a pin drop. I too was shaking.

Pastor looked straight at us and said. "The Lord has told me that there is a woman in this place. She hasn't been able to have children and has been crying to the Lord for help.

"Come out now," he shouted.

After about thirty seconds, a buxom young woman walked gingerly to the altar.

My pastor continued, "The Lord has told me that there is a demonic lizard in your private part blocking your uterus and today I shall remove that evil creature."

"Alleluia," we all shouted.

I shall now demonstrate that we serve a powerful God, the pastor said. He was like a man possessed. "Remove your garments," he shrieked. The lady removed her clothes and stood in front of the congregation. She had the best breasts I had ever seen and her lingerie was something else.

"And your undergarments," my pastor added, without batting an eyelid.

She slowly removed her undies and was now stark naked. I was having trouble concentrating. My penis was rock hard and I was using my bible to cover it.

Then my pastor put his fingers into her vagina and removed an old green lizard.

There is great power in my church. "Praise the Lord!!!"

You must be mad -

hollandis:
USA should comot with their useless wahala ,if not for their fu$king intervention alongside russia during our civil war,BIAFRA would have been a sovereign nation .The increased suicide bombings,poverty ,early girl marriage and other evil atrocities they committed in afghanistan and iraq is not enuf shey?
Tell the blood sucking, parasitic, muther f##king ,son of b***ches to stay clear and fix their sick country .

WAR IS THE ONLY THING THAT CAN DIVIDE THIS COUNTRY.I AM FU*KING READY.

Are u in Nigeria or Abroad?

IGWE_USA:
why wont you shut down your system instead of spewing silly arguments. The fact remains that any form of kidnapping shouldnt be advocated or condoned
whether it relates to the rich or the poor.

I dont advocate kiddnappings but unfortunately Nigeria is reaping the seeds that was sowed a while back. but the in the Nigerian context the rich who have their hands in public purse are responsible for the misery vested on the people.

bawomolo:
see what happens when you are always doing big boy in your movies  i kid.

this is just outrageous

Let him speak big connotations and proverbs until he is relased.


" When the iroko tree is kidnapped the leaves and the branches will suffer the consequences"

Can you imagine it 2 months into the end of soludo's  tenure , kataka don burst .  Solodu did have his merits but it is looking like the disasters is going to outweigh his successes.

It will be a lie to deny that soludo did not know that banks were cooking books.  But i believe he could not stand up to these powerful executives

See all these Arsenal haters - some are saying it is to early , some say it is a fluke, some say the young ones will soon get tired.

I say GUnners for the title - The battle starts now / for your information relegation battle has already started.

Thor:
Beef, I have decided to ignore you moving forward. How you can blame the problems of Nigeria on a few trinkets and wooden carvings is ludicrous to say the least. I did not start this stupidity, but I was happy to play along with you to keep you happy. You were for a few hours at least my little pet cyber chimp!  

Now I have bored of you and will move on and ignore you  

Nigeria needs people like you to keep it at the level it finds itself today! Only with people like you can the country maintain it's dynamic development into chaos and catastrophe.

I commend you, you and people like Nez, Flem and Stickeyman, as you people are what makes Nigeria great, you are the key to the future!

A future of homemade weaponry, Mickey Mouse APV's and Yellow tin plate helicopters!

For you all truly deserve what you have built for yourselves and future generations!

Congratulations!

PS. If you want to think I am white, then go ahead, that is not an issue at all. It makes me smile  

I know who at what I am and that is all that counts

PEACE!

I know u cant be white and not that i have anything against white that why i asked what could be the fascination of a white person with Nigeria or Nigerians to be a regularly on NL

Mr thor - u definitely have serious issues / with all the racist talk

Na wa 000 Oyinbo boy with 950 posts on NL

u don date Niger girl b4

Failed from start - The true fact - Nigeria has no product to brand.

@thor

I am quite interested to know about your fascination with Nigeria or Nigerians

thanks

Nigerians are weak, docile and are not interested in change. If were are really fed up with the situation then change would have occurred. Let us hope that more hardship should be visited on the masses and maybe then one will see a candle light measurement of change.

@poster

your list is so baised . You forget that before all the people on the list their was . K1 and Ayuba

for me I think Ayuba is the best - All round entertainer.

Le Moor:
The most preposterous notion that the Homosapien has ever dreamed up is that, the Lord God of Creation, Shaper and Ruler of all the Universes, wants the saccharine adoration/adulation/financial contributions of His creatures, can be swayed by their prayers, and becomes petulant if He does not receive this flattery/contributions. Yet this absurd fantasy, without A shred of evidence to bolster it, pays all the expenses of the oldest, largest, and least productive industry in all history.

My God - Speak bloody English . or are u another who fails to communicate but exercises vanity.

Charles soludo must have been a bloody crook? - The only thing  people on d street can associate with his reign at CBN was " Consolidation and ATM"

Am i right to say good riddance to bad rubbish

ocelot2006:
I am totally dissappointed with most of the posters here. Your fellow countrymen design a prototype apc, a vehicle designed to save lives, and a product that could creat job opportunities. Yet you idiots mock their handiwork. What have you idiots contributed to country? And why don't u go and make your own apc? Let's see how you fair.

And if I may add, list any sub-saharan african country that has designed and produced its own vehicle, then get back to me.

It's because of morons like u that nigeria stagnates. Stay there and laugh @ ur fellow nigerian. And u wonder why other countries look down on us. Bloody fool

I second that - it is shame we they yab the inventors at least they got off their ass and created something whether it is good or bad is topic for another thread.

Shame on u all.

@thor

It is called a prototype - I am sure improvements will follow

wirinet:
Armoured Personnel Carrier ko, Armoured Aircraft Carrier ni. Those scraps of metal on wheels is a joke, the tires look like ordinary dunlop tires( i hope they are not tokumbo), while the exposed tank will be good for target practice ( I hope they have extra armour).

It is a nice attempt sha.

A bit of credit will do - dont u think they have thought about those possibilities

@ What about a title called.

Nigeria and The Unproductive Leaders

olalekan abiona:
Are you telling me the story that Vanguard carried is not true?  
Why would Abike Dabiri affirm the matter to be true?
True or not true, we must show concern and try as much to spread the news and hear people's view from this.

Very simple - All they need to do is summon the high commissioner from libya to Nigeria / That would simply confirm whether the story is true is not / As usual the Nigerian circus wont do that / but create a false atmosphere that the Reps are doing something.

ikeyman00:
well forget reporter

ikeyman cnt be easly fooled by those em

the same report caught up in u-turn on the procurement of private jet

we are not stupid

ikeyman is still tryin to get to the bottom of things as to what the former governor is still hangin around in lagos em

but then ikeyman can only watch till futher development

so tpia

hmm

r
U be private investigator - o.k i guess u want to get to the bottom of things from your ghetto St Raphael's estate Harlesden in west london

abeg go sid on and stop chatting s h it

I am not surprised  - Useless house  anyway its foundation is built on lies so what does one expect.

Fire on bros - The class don dey full

is anybody going to touch on Ajax?

Nigerians are generally stubborn and unruly especially when it comes to driving, If the kobokonism is going to solve the problem then why not . A school of thougth would argue " I rather be whipped by koboko than be killed by stray bullet"

RichyBlacK:
Rubbish Nigeria!

This is exactly why I'll work for the U.S. government before thinking of working for senile ogres in Abuja. There is absolutely no evidence of Dora doing anything wrong in awarding this contract and following due process:

1. That it was awarded late is no fault of hers; the foot-dragging started way before her time.
2. That the contract was assessed to be ridiculously high is not her making.
3. That AIT got the gig instead of NTA is not her fault.

But Nigerians are so used to having embezzlers and fraudsters in government that sometimes they find it difficult to tell the few good men and women from the teeming horde of bandits positioned at every level of government in Nigeria!

* Dora Akunyili is an upright woman caught up in the nefarious dirty gimmicks of the leaches running the show in Abuja.
* The useless Nigerian government also tried to rub their filth on the upright Tai Solarin (MHSRP) when he headed the Peoples Bank in the late 80s.
* The hopeless Nigerian government also tried very hard to smear the venerable Wole Soyinka when he headed the Federal Road Safety Commission (FRSC) under IBB.
* Let's not forget in a hurry their evil attempts at trying to denigrate Gani Fawehinmi for over two decades and counting,
* When the ghouls in Abuja tried to rubbish the much respected Ngozi Okonjo-Iweala she quickly resigned, knowing the tricks of the gang of imbeciles.

The Nigerian government has typically been headed by miscreants, and unless sanity, the rule of law and adherence to democratic principles become commonplace in the corridors of power in Abuja, bands of hooligans and gangs of thieving nonentities will continue to rule!

People of integrity should never overstay their welcome in a house of robbers!

Relax bro - Your BP might rise - Sometimes i wonder maybe Nigeria is for gone conclusion -

deb:
The truth abt most of us Nigerians is that we are not trust worthy
hence, we find it difficult to trust anybody even if they are innocent.

I know Dora Akunyili, personally. If anyone is benefitting at all from this deal
it is not her. This woman lives off her salary and only her salary. You need
to get one on one with her to know the kind of extra-ordinary Nigerian that she is.

I still met with her twice last week. You all should stop talking rubbish. You don't
know anything beyond what you read from the pages of newspaper. Leave the innocent
woman. Haven't you suffered her enough with all your negative comments about her effort to make good of Nigeria through
the rebranding campaign?

Quick question - Have u been awarded any contract ever since Mrs Dora became a Minister ?

@

Tudor I wish i could answer your question but unfortunately i am not a RCCG member - But i can tell you what my own local church is doing to be a blessing to the members and neighbors of the church.

Praise d Lord.

switch47:
@REAL TRUTH

NO---- i am not intelligent.   I don talk my own!! you talk your own----everybody has a right to their opinion. as far as am concern. NOTHING DO RCCG G.O having a JET attached to his office to take care of movement to parishes in all the continents, AMERICA ASIA------many major countries---------That sir is my opinon.As per your ReV king example----Rev king contravened the law---he mrderd people and enslaved them and God disgraced him. i don talk my own inteligent or not. NA MY OWN BE THAT!!! ADEBOYE ROCKS!! the greatest legend of our timE!! That sir is my opinion. NOTHING DO PASTOR ADEBOYE. THE LORD IS WITH HIM!!

This not a test question - Imagine u faced with this scenario - what would you do - Lets say you have 1 Million Naira and two different group approaches you for assistance

One Group - The Church

Second Group - A set of people requiring the following assistance such as medical bills . schools fees and etc


Thanks

Honest response required

akigbemaru:
@Jakumo or Jaguda

Your access has been granted, you don't even need any application. Once a monkey will forever be a monkey. Turn that monkey around and check is backhead, you will see that it's flat and check yourself up from the mirror and see that yours backhead is also flat. Then, embrace the Monkey and say "blood is thicker than water' that would be like a family re-union.

Lol

I hope u r done now - u made your point