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SlyIg: Go buy your car na ...

So you think only those walking along the road are being splashed? Havnt you witnessed drivers being splashed before?

Happened to me once. I was looking somewhere when I felt a little sensation on my jean trousers. I never knew what happened, so when I looked down below my knees... WHAT!!! RED THICK MUD!!!

WAM?:
Lol- I read the comments on the first page of this thread and I had to go read Paul's twit again. Thank God for the comments on the second page- I was beginning to think otherwise.

People it's called reading between the lines or getting the bigger picture. Paul advices to marry a girl that is ready to go all the way with you.

Moreover those saying they cannot disobey their parents for love- come on now your not always obedient. You fall out sometimes jeez.

To those saying this is being foolish for love- haha sit down and think of all the 'ish you have been doing for your man and tell me if its normal...abeg park jor and stop being a hypo.

Love is sacrificial but then again some of my people' see this as mumuism'' smh

**hugs and offers a warm handshake to wam, with my red eyes set on jennykadry**

jennykadry: Don't be dumb. In other words, if you do all those things to a girl and she continues to stay she must love you? how about encouraging stoopid men like himself to appreciate and love women instead of acting like dciks. A woman that takes poo from a man in the way paul described in his post is not a wife material. That woman has not got the intelligence and wisdom to help her husband when he falls to rise again. Show me a wife who is a zombie and I will show you a husband that even when he falls, will find it difficult rising again.

Blinded by love ko, blinded by stoopidity ni

What sort of crazy conclusion is that? Is your ability to withstand tough times which will come up when you eventually get married the way to determine who is intelligent or will make a good house wife?

brush_strokes: So if she stands firm and say 'no' to being treated in the way described in the post, then she doesn't love the guy Why don't she just pull the trigger to blow her brains, am sure by then the guy will realize she's so much in love with him!!

Did I ever mention that if the lady says NO to being maltreated, it means that she doesn't love him? Bros you never start to dey reason.

jennykadry: Fuuuck you you dim wit. Not all parents trained their daughters to be stooopid, some women were brought up to stay with guys that appreciate them and not maltreat them. what kind of sick b@stard treats his girl like poo

Pls dont be stupid. Was paul intentionally encouraging maltreating women? The simple fact is that if a girl can withstand an abusive relationship, she must blinded by LOVE. The issue of maltreating women is beyond the scope of paul's post.

Na wah for nairaland posters. Brains are really scare. That post isnt actually encouraging any lady to disobey her parents or stay in abusive relationships. The post only depicts a girl who is truly in love with her man. In other words the post is saying that if girl can endure all that cos of a man, the man has found a girl who truly loves him. Simple.

Na wah for Nigerians and english. So what is making you guys confident of their performance is because you think they can speak english? What about them making sense? What if the speak the best english in the world and they didnt make sense? Thats what you guys should be bothered about.

if your mama get one eye, na your mama...

if your president dey thief, na still your president. So let their pictures remain there.

I hope the monkey came back oh!

x + p = 1000000 member accounts.
if x = inactive memeber accounts, and p = active member accounts,
1000000 - x = 500 active accounts.

As Islamic terrorist and the likes of boko haram keep causing more havoc worldwide, it makes it more difficult for the most educated and sane non muslims to hang on to the fair notion that all Muslims are not terrorists. These Islamic terrorists can be frustrating enough to make one lose his senses and decide that every Muslim is a terrorist.

I used to be part of those who believe that there are good Muslims out there, and al Qaeda and the rest Islamic terrorists are only a few who are tarnishing the image of Islam, but recently I had to change my mind to start believing that 80% of Muslims are direct or indirect jihadists. Few Muslims may be doing the attacks and bombings, but after you must have added those who secretly sympathize with them the figures will change.

If actually there are good Muslims out there, why dont they find it necessary to fight the jihadists to clean and save their religion from the bad name it has gotten? Instead they relax and do nothing. The good Muslims are they ones who should be actively fighting Islamic extremists and not the west doing it. This would make us non Muslims believe that there are indeed good Muslims, and Islam is a religion of peace but was only hijacked by a few extremists.

As long as the so-called good Muslims are doing nothing about their brothers killing innocent people, it shows they are probably secret sympathizers.

After France had bombed Libya and now Mali I think it is easier for France to bomb northern Nigeria than USA doing it.

How would the situation change from what it is now if almost every Nigerian has a gun ranging from rifles to pistols? Apart from making it easier for Nigerians to kill each other, I can't picture the exact change of things, but am sure it comes with some benefits such as:
1. The army and police would respect civilians. They would have a rethink before molesting any innocent civilian especially when other civilians are nearby watching.
2. We may not be very far from a revolution. The government would probably sit up to its responsibilities when the realize that a few armed police and army personels would not stop millions of armed provoked civilians on rampage. All it may take for a revolution to occur is as simple as when a senator's convoy hits any civilan or president's security men injures any civilian intentionally.
3. Security may become improved cos robbers and kidnappers would realize how easy it is for them to lose their lives in any operation.

. . .While those who steal an amount that can lay a pipeline from Europe to Nigeria will live.

Mynd_44: Mynd is part of my name believe it or not

What about the 44? I guess "Mynd" is refering to "Mind". So did lose your mind 44 times? lol

A lot of usernames we see on Nairaland can be funny, strange and thought provoking. Sometimes you wonder why a certain poster chose to use the username, but you can't get an answer, and thats why I am creating this thread for everyone to explain the reason behind his/her username.

Starting with me, before I registered my username on Nairaland, I was going through a certain funny thread that posters were using many smiley emoticons to represent laughter. Then I said myself; who knows the dental conditions of these posters laughing. Some of them may really be terrible. Later on when I decided to register, I couldn't come up with any username, so I considered the thread with many smileys and decided to use "Brownteeth". But after awhile of using "Brownteeth", I got banned. So I decided to come back with the current one am using: BLACKTEETH.

patrikobi = obinalihe = ocular007

If Nigeria breaks up today, I think we should expect some initial shock waves, instability and adjustments in oduduwa, arewa and biafra lands as they try to put things in order as newborn countries. But I think biafra will be special case to watch.
In Igboland I dont think there is any person who is powerful and influential enough to control majority of the Igbos and give them at least a temporary direction during that early stages of adjustments. I have known Igbos as a tribe very difficult to unite and achieve something. Each person wants to make a name for himself and be a king. Ojukwu was only lucky to control and unite the igbos cos he was eastern governor. I sense that if this Biafra thing should become reality, there would be a leadership crisis over there.
For the northerners, they wouldn't have much problem reorganizing themselves cos they have shown several times how united they are, in addition to the fact that the likes of Buhari and IBB can control things there.
The yorubas are quiet and not so ambitious as the igbos, so anyone can easily take charge there and put things in control after the break up. Besides Obasanjo and Tinubu can control things there.
So what's up with the Igbo folks? Who can control things there? Can they really united themselves and sort out the future of biafra?

Sagamite: You are so accidentally gaddam right, it is shocking.

Yes, 90% of people on the planet are mere fucktards that we have to control to make the world a good place. That is why I detest democracy (every foool has a right to a good vote) and I support religion (very useful in controling foools from being savages).

You will never, as in NEVER, see SAGAMITE EVER reason like that. You understand?

I am at the peak of the intellectual totem pole and I reason like a fcking GOD!

Like ALPHA ati OMEGA!

na wah o. Which one be accidentally right na? What makes you think your reasoning is always on point? Are you saying you never make mistakes?

Sagamite: What a moronic reason to say you will never visit a country again and alienate your local fans there.

So because of a dispute with one particular promoter, they decided to challenge a country?

If this is true, they are dumb!

Are you just diving into this planet for not being aware how things work in this world? Few people can tarnish the image of the rest in a group. If that makes them dumb then 90 percent of the people on earth are dumb too cos many are guilty of this pattern of reasoning.
Are you telling us you haven't reason this way before?

Most times when an advice is given to guys on how win a lady's heart, most guys brush it aside with the opinion that ladies do not understand any language other than money. So here is a question:
What if you meet the lady of your dreams in a circumstance where you weren't with your flashy car or any item that symbolizes your wealth, and the lady does not know you as one of those big boys? What will you do to net that lady? Will you stand helplessly and watch her varnish, or Will you run back miles to your garage to pull one of your rides and drive around the lady, and then approach her after she must have noticed your ride?
The second question is, don't you think that by relying on your money you have admitted that you lack the personality and swag to woo ladies?
I hate the idea of wooing a lady with money, not cos you may think am a broke asss, but I prefer my personality doing the job. Whenever I get that hot chic using my natural and inbuilt weapons without the help of a single dollar, I feel great cos its more of a challenge for a real man.