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I need to be able to afford this everlasting tea of life pot without having to buy the pot or it's tea, I just want that peace that comes from knowing I can afford it even though I won't spend money buying it.

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RIP to the dead.

now let's talk about how this man has ruined his life and put those that depend on him in untold hardship.

The land and every thing in it will be confiscated by the government.

Banks will come for his head and seize up to his last boxer.

The families of those killed in the building collapse will drag his dead broke ass across every court in this Nigeria.

And if he survived these and more he would be lucky to get a conductor job in Lagos.

Thank you all for coming to my TED talk

CR7 is the only celebrity I know, wished he would agree to marry my grandma and become my step grandpa

Supporters that went with him on same flight and only came out a few minutes before him

If it pays well what is shoe that I cannot be cleaning at least 7 times a day... I am not begging for free money, I want to work, earn, save, invest, help others and live, is that too much to ask!!??

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Lol see lies, just because they released a video of our they slaughtered the Nigerian Military...

I hope this will not increase the price of dudu-osun like this?

Rice
Beans
Garri
Maggi
Egg
Bread
Gas
Etc
Now dudu-osun is about to be doubled the price

Police invade people's lives, homes and properties daily but since those people are poor then the police are only doing their jobs but dss invade on stupid irrelevant political judge now and you are all crying .... What is to come will touch all of you soon

budaatum:
Please! If you earn that much, I'm very certain you'd be able to afford a Nigerian existence where those things you listed would affect you a lot less than if you were on minimum wage.

As for your "some of you derive in praising the way the country is heading", please pay attention.

First. Currently, we Nigerians are steering our country in the direction it is going. We do not elect our leaders frim Mars or Britain, but from amongst our selves.

Second. I am Nigeria. And if I do not like the way my Nigeria is heading, I should get the fuq off my lazy ass and become responsible for my steering my Nigeria in the way that I want my Nigeria to go instead of sitting on my lazy ass wailing and blaming others for steering my Nigeria where I would rather it did not go, because if it goes where I'd rather it did not go, it is Nigeria me who suffers. Democracy gives me the power to be responsible for my own karna, while colonialism and military rule takes that power from us!

Now, you might want to claim that you are not the Nigeria that I claim to be, or that you are not responsible for how Nigeria is, but I would put it to you that if you are not building up our nation, you are part of the destroyers of our nation.

Ref: https://www.nairaland.com/6431743/nairaland-democratic-party

I'm sure the children in the link below are not doing anything to make Nigeria the way they want too
https://www.nairaland.com/6827834/video-pupils-singing-national-anthem

Mercychen:
Who wan eat man food before? So so salt.

Lol... Where do you reside

Mercychen:
Still good!

Lol...

Pidgin: I say if I cook for you ehnn na alabukun and toilet go be your best friend ooo

If you like nor carry better money come back the hunger wen go fire you still dey trek from Abuja to lagos

Mercychen:
Wow! Good to know. .

I smell ambush, and I hereby reduce my cooking skills to -97%

budaatum:
You should not expect nonsense people to reap what sensible people reap. In the Nigeria where some are starving on a paltry ₦30k a month, some earn ₦2m a month and not from doing politics or allahakbar amen.

And I'm sure you know the percentage of the population earning 2m monthly, even at that what difference would it make in the quality of life that is obtainable when the Naira is steadily losing value, inflation going up in monstrous percentage, insecurity at its very peak, unemployment doing great numbers! Sometimes I really wonder the statistics some of you derive in praising the way the country is heading

Mercychen:
Looking forward to that day yuh. I would like it nicely packaged with enough side attractions ( if you know what I mean) and delivered to my door step.

Can you cook?

Lol sure.... I know what and how you mean

Cooking skill is 100%

budaatum:
This is utter ignorance! The currency was strong because it helped the colonialist exploit you even more! They paid you in worthless [url=https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Manilla_%28money%29?wprov=sfla1]manillas[/url] and the exchange rate was a certain number of people. That's how strong the currency was, and only a fool wouldn't realise who benefited!

Please go read some history before selling yourself back into slavery.

With all your sense and the nonsense you used your sense to write here, can you tell us who's benefiting in this you Nigeria now.

Mercychen:
What do you mean?
Do you mean tried as in tasted or tried as in tried cooking?

Well I've only cooked the following
Okra
Afang
Banga ( only once)
Ofe Onubgu
Ogbono
Efor riro
Egusi
Edikaikon.

The list above are the only ones I've prepared myself but ive tasted everything on ops list.

I've been planning to make that gbegiri for years but anytime I think of the process, the idea just drops again.

how would you like to be treated to your second Banga soup experience?

I pity the man Sha, where the gods don put Oko-nla nai dis man won put him peninsula

The new Job clearly has more prospect and benefits but you belong to those group who get too comfortable to take on new challenges....


Go with the New Job I would say!

For this country wen hunger dey like this na sex be this young man problem..... Na WA oo

Omo ehnn even bread now is for the rich, waitin poor man go come dey eat for this kontri like this

Not too long ago pastor osinbajo was sharing tradermoni, all the market women be that collected tradermoni have become poorer due to inflation, Naira losing value.


First sign of a corrupt politician is one who shares gift to gain acceptance.


Will maduka continue to share free petrol to okada riders throughout his tenure if elected?

Na mumu dey join Nigerian Army , I'll rather join boko Haram or Fulani herdsmen than the Army

Still looking for the money miss road that bought it

phemocheee:
From the name, it's obviously a Chinese company and I know these guys to overwork Nigerians in Nigeria and pay meagre salaries.

You will most likely work on Saturdays without overtime pay.

If you don't have anything going on for you right now, I will advise you apply and hope things turnaround for your good as quickly as possible.

All the best sir.

Have you met indians? They will overwork you till you pass out

You won't see the idiots condemning #EndSars Protest here... All those Ewure in human skin twarting the rights of the Nigerian Youths to prostest against government injustice

I blame the parents/ guardian for allowing their child to go and serve Nigeria and in a dangerous place such as the north

Tonero5200:
Shattap your mouth.

Lmao ...... ask your parents well ooo, before you start to catch your innocent family as witches and wizards

Strongdickfresh:
Hello esteemed Nairalanders,

My younger sister just completed her NYSC. She was able to save up to N200,000.00 during her service year. She has the intension to go into business, but not certain of the kind of business to go into. She consulted me as her elder bother and told me about her intension. She had only N200,000 which will not be enough. I was impressed by her conduct and idea. I decided to help her with N1,000,000.00 (1m) in addition to the N200,000.00 making it total of 1.2m naira currently in her possession.

However, she does not know the exact business to start with the N1.2m. Hence, I decide to seek business ideas and suggestions here on Nairaland to help my sister startup a lucrative business with that little capital.

What kind of business can she start with the N1.2m?

Thanks!

She didn't save 200k from NYSC allawee, if you'll be truthful then you'll recognize the fact that she had other sources of income as no one that depends on 33k allawee in Nigeria for a year can save from it.

396k for a year and she saved 200k, nor be juju be that....lmao

Tonero5200:
They is this female cousin of mine, my dad sisters child (she's about 43years old) she seldomly visits my dad, whenever she does, she always acts odd.


1) she has never eaten my parents food

2) she has never drank water from our house. (prefers to go and buy ragolis water on her own)



3) she stays in another states, whenever she visits prefers to stay with other distant relatives and friends than my dad's house.

4) she always talk without proper reasonings ( talking to my mom anyhow, talking to my dad sometimes without reasoning.

5)she always talk about revelations from her bishops and witches worrying her and household.

honestly, I had to tell my mom whenever she comes no need asking her if she wants to eat (since you've already known she won't eat, why ask?) my mom won't listen. that always gets me annoyed.

my dad on the other hand is not making things easy, old man always waiting for people that don't give a dine about him to come feed him. so he doesn't talk at all.
he hardly pray for us his children to be Better in life so that we can carter for him, instead he prefers putting mind in other people. ( relations) I tire.



from what I noticed from all of this.
this female cousin of mine is looking down too bad on all of us....like we are witches and wizard or something in our own house, whenever she visits.


have you ever had a guest like this?

There's no smoke without fire �

Maybe you should ask your parent about the truth if there's any such thing about them, even your father isn't bothered about his children getting better in life to take care of him.... Hmmm, that says alot!

Out of a Big bang I got connected with a sweet, amazing Nairalanders, she's tall, intelligent and beautiful...
Her eyes are truly gorgeous to stare at, her voice is a melody to my heart, she has dreams and she's quite ambitious , qualities I find attractive in a woman, while she would certainly have flaws too but I'm hoping our flaws can be worked on.

The only challenge I have is that she's far away in the North...I so much want to ask her on a date and tell her how I feel

We've been chatting and talking for some few months now and last night I told her that I am getting very fond of her, she acknowledge that she knows that already and later she asked if I'm getting emotionally attached to her but I laughed it off and called her a troublemaker as I usually do... But it's true I am getting attached emotionally and she knows that too...

Get Ready for a possible Nairaland wedding