₦airaland Forum

justscorchone:
Be like say I know the girl you dey talk about, she get big yansh and flat tummy abi?

Lol... This your question be like trap o?

I once arranged to knack a babe on instamessanger then in 2019 while in warri, I cancelled but still kept her phone number, later 2021, when I added the number on snapchat I found out she's now a big girl with a car in Lagos, boat cruises, an interior decor business... Her olosho has been upgraded.

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Cheers to all the real men, not those dummy forced by their wives to were something that isn't necessary just for some useless egocentric feeling

You can only deceive grandpa Ned, your puna has expired

That's his they told us Bihari could not afford APC presidential ticket...

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Northerners are the worst.....zero integrity

Enough details should be provided...

CCTV from the bank should show if and when he transacted with the bank.

And possibly put a timeline on when he went missing and the distance within which the crime must have occurred.

Someone must have seen something suspicious during this timeline if grassroots/community investigation is carried out

The reporter is very beautiful, I wonder if she's single and would like for us to go on a date

Dedicate my first FTP to every Nigerians in Nigeria genuine struggling to live a comfortable and prosperous life in a good way

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First of all these pastors were not called by God, they simply went to theological school and graduated to become a graduate pastor that needs employment to survive as every regular Nigerians do.

Wrong narrative, most beautiful women are rude to guys that are calm and prudent in spending... these set of guys just respect themselves and allow the so called beautiful ones to turn olosho and then they pay for one night knacking...

I think if I post my own story someone's marriage might crash though....

Let's just say an ex of over 6 years, now married with kids still enjoy talking to me, I liked her though, and still do, I do not initiate these calls but she calls most times... We have mutual respect for ourselves sometimes we're tempted to say nasty things but the grace am enjoying is that we aren't in the same region.

I'm not a bad guy oooo, I just live life as hard as it comes...

Juju don leave bush, now juju dey live for lekki, VGC, ikoyi, banana island, VI..


Most of dem even get Ferrari, Lamborghini, benz some dey nack lekki olosho on a steady...

IPhone 13 and pussy war to start soon

vickydevoka:
60 naira with 0 quality

100 naira on lagos traffic today, I was shocktalize

China should try it and Nigeria under General bone straight will nuke china....

And China should know also that General Bihari will not pay back all the loans taken from them....The General bone straight fear no one!!! Sai baba

The major issue here and in this country now is that Gala is now 100 naira for one.....


At the end of the day that's all that matters, not some fornicator locked up in a house

It is neither Atomic bond or molecular chemistry...


It's just because you respect your husband, which happens to be a beautiful thing.

empress101:
HI everyone..
I have been talking to a guy recently..We have known for years but lost contact and reconnected again 3months ago and I honestly do like him alot(I think he likes me too)....
When I asked him what he really wanted, he said "I dont want a relationship, I like you and just want you around"..
To me,its selfish and seems like torture to my emotions going with the facts that I'm beginning to have catch feelings..
I'm so confused now, what do I do??
I'm planning on stopping communications and erasing all memory of him...

Confusion everywhere

I met this girl I liked and wanted a relationship with, I've been asking her out till she eventually visited on a Sunday after she closed from church.

We gisted for over 2 hours and when it was time to go we hugged and I kissed her & she kissed back and then smooshing and fingering begins but she was in the mood already for some knacking but I held back because I don't want her feeling like I took advantage of her and because I wanted a serious relationship and not just a one-off or sex only thing...

Long story short, she withdrew from me since then, she intentionally avoided me and started staying away, this is someone we played and talked a lot before that Godly Sunday....

What do women even want

Lol, I'm laughing so hard at myself now...

Omo our problem starts the very first day we became Nigerians and the problem is multiplied according to your poverty level...

kayteajay111:
Good morning �, please I have been trying to apply for Nigeria Jubilee Fellows Programme(NJFP) since Monday during the day and night but I'm still unable to complete the application, even with the use Chrome and Firefox, I'm unable to submit at the final stage.
Has anybody completed the application?
What is the secret?

Are you using a phone or PC ?


I'll recommend you use a PC

I have always contemplated leaving, but I am yet to be fully independent.

I am highly disappointed with you... How can you leave when you still depend on him to buy you eyebrow pencil, lipstick, bra, and panties... Maybe the frustration he gets from you being a lazy entitled BS is the reason for his cheating attitude

If the mathematics professor took time to write so much instead of analyzing equations then I'm sorry for his/her students.

CR7 is the GOAT
Messi is the � agutan or ewure or ewu

I have been helped my life and new will I take any of my helpers for granted...

My wish is to be able to give more than I have received

NNS in the Mud ��

O is for olosho

vanuchi:
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Yes, the official title as recognized by the FG is Olu of Warri, but he is sovereign over lands and people of itsekiri only, and lands owned by them in the metropolitan city now called warri, not lands owned by other nations like Urhobo or Ijaws. [/s]

Just use the proper title next time, I didn't ask you to explain.

Ceenelly:
Nice one by olu of itsekiri

Correction

Olu Of Warri

Ok, bandit Fulani herdsmen and dangote are the only persons working in this Buhari government

What is the point of training when they'll still lose, even if they play against Fulani herdsmen

On behalf of buhari and boko haram we say more virgins to your joysticks

Imagine having a ceremony to honour Nigerians that has contributed to the growth of Nigeria.


The only question is, where is the growth ?