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I hope he's dumb enough to make fun of Islam.
So they put a bounty on his head.

The only video of AY i would find funny, is that of him getting beheaded by Boko Haram

Its a bit extreme, but still...

slawormiir:
Damnnn niggarrrr
Another overrated dumb fuckkk loading

Dead on arrival......
Even the AY magun ain't got no talent both in the movie and comedy industry..
You all can quote and insult me...no problem....ain't scared because am a real niggarrr

Finally...

I thought only me noticed it.

His jokes are painfully unfunny and as for his movies, I rather watch paint dry on a wall.

Even thinking about it dey make me vex.

However one thing he does very well is fooling people to like his work.

Antoeni:
WHEN THE CHURCH BECOMES A BUSINESS

1) Pastors function like CEOs
2) Members are turned into customers
3) Other churches are seen as competitions
4) Evangelism is reduced to marketing
5) Church planting looks more like franchising.

6) Numbers are primary measure of success
7) Prayer and Word study are replaced by formulas
Revival is reduced to a few days fund-raising
program
9) Preaching sounds more like motivational speech. All the people do is shout "I receive, Amen," throughout the concert. I mean the "service".

10) Praise and Worship is turned into a
performance. The best actors are made the worship and praise leaders.
11) The Spirit of God is reduced to "emotionalism". No real power of God other than hypnosis and sensationalism.

12) The saints are entertained instead of equipped
13) Disciples of Christ have become papa's sons, daughters and fans.
14) The Church, a living Body has now become a lifeless body
15) A leader's empire is built instead of the
Kingdom of God advanced
16) The pastor becomes the super man and Jesus Christ reduced to just another religious figure.

Gem of a post!!!

aanexplus:
Shey dem dey knock mortuary doors in the abroad too or should I keep quiet?

Yes they do. But na Africans over there.

At a time in London I worked as a porter at the Royal National Orthopedic hospital.

One day, me n this Ghanian guy were asked to drop off a decapitated limb at the hospital's mortuary.

When we got there, the guy knocked like three times, and I was like "ok, there is a guy inside ehn?"

But I was surprised to see him bring out the key n say its good to knock to let the spirits know we are visiting.

Immediately cold catch me Lol.

This might be a case of some weird occult ritual.
He mentioned feeding the heart to his family to "release demons".
He probably got brainwashed in prison by some sickos.

The case mental illness and hard drugs doesn't make sense.

One under hard drugs becomes incapacitated, but this guy cooked and fed the heart to his family.

This is premeditated murder. He very well knew what he was doing. Cold bastard.

This government still haven't gotten over that End SARS protest.

Instead of addressing the root cause: poor governance, they still trying to clamp down on social media usage.

Righteousness2:
Whoever loves Tiger wood and knows anyone who has access to him right now should show him love by leading him to JESUS Christ.

I Repeat! Whoever allover the World that has access to tiger wood or knows someone that has access to Him should ensure that someone who is Saved leads him to JESUS Christ..

That's the Greatest and Most Needful.

My guy u dey overdo this ting, u make it look like a joke now.

If it is intended to be a parody account of the original righteousness guy, then ur doing a terrific job.

Thank God he survived the accident.

What is it with top athletes n life threatening accidents; Michael Schumacher, then Kobe Bryant n now Tiger Woods...

chatinent:
How can one lead him to Jesus?

The usual way; threaten him with hell fire

Foolishness at its peak.
Instead of them to ask the board of so called NDDC what happened to the funds given to them.

But an Israeli company shouldn't be providing waterway security.

Anyway now it seem like terrorism is d latest cash app in Nigeria.

God help us

Fake Fake Fake! ! !

Risky correct guy.

Meanwhile lands and diamonds dey lambast d other girl lol

frog12:
even with UN troops with BAZOOKAs and BIG GUNS, they still GET am !!!!

All those things u mentioned arrived after the incident.
There were no security escort when the kidnappers ambushed them.

Poor guy.
Bless his soul.
It has to be said the security agencies are also
responsible for his death.
That was a reckless rescue mission.

Getting the hostages back alive should have been a priority.
All options to meet that goal should have been
considered.

The kidnappers thought they were going to get ransom or negotiation, cos they have a high value hostage.

As soon as the security agencies engaged them in a shootout, they just considered the guy as bad market, killed him n ran for their lives.

If decision making was better, this guy would have been alive.

There's tension everywhere in Nigeria.
And this government has no clue on how
to address them.
These are worrying times.
God help us.

Yada Yada!
If e no get torchlight, i no dey buy.

Lol super chickens.

tsephanyah:
Bastard from the lineage of the most corrupt gene in the world. Come to Nigeria, I dare you.

Abeg! Wetin be your share for that bandit money sef?

This doesn't look right.
These ppl don't look like militants at all.

Anyway Kudos to our Army.

They've been very busy lately:

Arresting suspected ESN operatives (both elderly n young) in Orlu.

And also assisting Sheikh whatever, in sharing
palliatives money to bandits in the North.

Una well done.

AFvckingAlpha:
The fvck

Niggarr!!

Lol
Ur objection is duly noted Baba Alpha.
You can off ur mic now.
Thank you.

Mtchew... After all these years.

harmargedon:
sorry what were their names again?

Lol u no well

Hats off to baba them...Legends.
Every good thing comes to an end.

They carved out their own sound from sampling
old funk n disco songs.

Upcoming missions, producers, DJ's could learn a thing or two about originality and creativity.

fablouzLeged:
pls stop making me scared

The hair loss is a result of chemotherapy and not
cancer itself.

sapphiere:
Real men don't wash their lingerie in the public.

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Very funny!
Real men don't wear lingerie .
But I get d sarcasm.

nanakgh:
People act like they haven’t followed football for long. All the great teams eventually slump. The great Madrid team of a few years ago, the great Utd team of the 90’s and 2000’s, the great Milan clubs, the Leeds and Nottingham forest teams of the 70’s just to name a few.

What Liverpool have done in the past two seasons, your club probably can’t match it.

PS I’m a Utd fan, so no, this is not about consoling myself or anyone. I’m just stating raw facts about form in football. And no, you can’t tease me because years of David Moyes and MK Dons performances as a Utd fan have made me immune to teasing

Embarrassing hearing a man united fan calling this Liverpool side a great team.
Don't misuse the word great abeg.

They are good side whose coach(credit to him) found a way to build an effective system through key players.
Actually a lot of ppl predicted that their peak won't last.

Also u cannot ignore how the relative strength of the top European clubs contributed to their recent success. Real Madrid, Barcelona, Man united, Chelsea, AC Milan, have all declined.
Basically competition is low.

They are simply an overrated team .
Let's not forget Leicester recently won the EPL too. I guess that team was a great team too.

Either this governor is mentally unstable or he's one of the bandits' sponsors, or both.

Anyway a thief when confronted, will always accuse another person.

I introduced a friend to club konnect yesterday.

She purchased mtn 5gb for 1650, three hours later, she got a msg that her data was exhausted, and she didnt download anything, only used WhatsApp.

At first I wasn't sure if Club Konnect were legit, now I'm certain they are big SCAMMERS.

Not surprised. Warri ppl no send.

Ratedgang:
Where system works.

Seriously. Meanwhile our ignorant Minister of defense, called ppl cowards for not fighting back against armed kidnappers and no pressure on him to resign.
Kai!

[quote author=tellwisdom post=99170321]Confirm from your sis how close she is to him. [/quote

Wise words indeed!
So if she's in a relationship with him, attempting to rape her should be acceptable?

What's with the Freemason pose?