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How I wish we could use this as test to tell Who's a fake or real man of God.

They each pay a visit to a lion. Whoever comes out of the cage unharmed is a legit man of God.

Starting with those ones that claim to be old testament type prophets.

The 12 yr old girl's testimony can't be taken seriously.
How can a human breastfeed a giant snake?
How would the snake suck... Its ridiculous lol.

This is just sad.

These frequent ambushes shouldn't be happening. Our intelligence unit should be proactive to foil such incidents in the future.

How do these terrorists ambush soldiers in areas under military control?

If there are informants in the community or within the army, they should be fished out.

Freestainworld:
This Buhari will show us shege, those who voted for him are the real idiots if not we wouldn't have been in this message, I don't blame him.

As the president, Buhari takes all the heat targeted at his administration.

However criticisms against economic decisions like this should also extend to the CBN Governor, Minister of Finance and the chairman of the National Economic Council; Yemi Osibanjo and so on.

Erm... I'm confused
Isn't he supposed to be a terrorist sympathizer?

He obviously isn't extreme enough for them.

Anyway what happens in the family stays in the family.

Feel sorry for the victim.

It must have been really traumatic if he wasn't fully unconscious.

Imagine been half awake, half asleep and u can a make up a blurry image of a skinny looking guy with big head sucking u off.

Tries to wake up but can't, cos of the drugs.

Just like sleep paralysis, u aware of ur surroundings but u just can't wake to take control of ur body.

Scary stuff.
It would be worse if the guy is homophobic lol

Jabi/Airport Rd Abuja.

Omo no light since yesterday after rain fall.
Na 3am I wake up today
Na so I fight mosquito till daybreak.
They no gree finish. As I dey kill more dey come from only God know where.

The situation wasn't funny at all; combination of mosquito and heat, was a bad experience thanks to NEPA.

Normally Nollywood movies gets me depressed most especially dem ROK movies.

But I really liked 76.

Rita Dominic played the role of a pregnant wife to a military officer (Ramsey Nouah) who was framed up in failed a military coup.

Against all odds, she had to fight to prove his innocence, to save him from execution.

Good story and a strong performance from Rita Dominic. Also the settings was refreshing; a military quarters in the 70's.
Altogether its a brilliant film.
I would recommend it.

Btw I haven't seen October 1 but heard its similar to 76.

Juliusmalema:
Another mark on his face.

You guys should stop disfiguring your children's face with lines....

Haba

They should add another one.
A big scar on his forehead saying child rapist.

If she gives out her number, collect it back. Simples!

But on a serious note, its normal if that behaviour triggers your insecurities.
If she does it to your face, it shows she's got nothing to hide from you. So cheer up

gasparpisciotta:
The contrasting colors of the face and arm got me thinking....perhaps he got it on his prosthetic arm

Chai u think far o!
But I think its his real arm.
The variation in skin tone can caused by exposure to sunlight.
At most times, his face is exposed bare to sunlight while his arms are covered by long sleeved kaftan.

If U've lived in the north, u will know how bad the sun is over here. It could turn Bob Risky to Ngolo Kante.

Edit: Oops! Just saw someone else already posted a similar reply.

KosiGee:
The left side of the faces and left eyes of the first two guys on the left of the photo were swollen and nearly closed...

Why are the faces and eyes of the two guys on the right side of the photo still normal.

What’s good for the goose is also good for the gander.

Whoever mended the faces and eyes of the two on the left should go back and complete the job on the two on the right.

The equation need to balance. It’s just not fair on the two on the right that they didn’t or haven’t received the same sweet experience as their ‘aroba’ colleagues on the left.

Haha
Maybe na those two fire the fatal shot, that na why they receive special treatment.

KosiGee:
The left side of the faces and left eyes of the first two guys on the left of the photo were swollen and nearly closed...

Why are the faces and eyes of the two guys on the right side of the photo still normal.

What’s good for the goose is also good for the gander.

Whoever mended the faces and eyes of the two on the left should go back and complete the job on the two on the right.

The equation need to balance. It’s just not fair on the two on the right that they didn’t or haven’t received the same sweet experience as their ‘aroba’ colleagues on the left.

Haha
Maybe na those two fire the fatal shot, that name why they receive special treatment.

Pochettino:
My papa never took drugs, smoked irresponsibly, wearing pant like a deranged lunatic, fucking anything female that moved, littering the earth with hundreds of illegitimate bastards and dying shamefully of AIDS.

Yh his lifestyle choices were self destructive.
But his music were something else.

I know a lot of ppl praise him but don't really understand how good his music was.

There's a reason why music professionals, legends around the world were awestruck by his music. From jazz legends to the Beatles. Serious musicians and composers not autotune pop singers.

I learned music production self studied, analyzed different compositions, but when I got fela's music, that was when I realized how bad he was.

His compositions are so complex, it was overwhelming. He was truly a master at is work. If anything deserves his the respect he gets. Actually he commands it.

Out of curiosity, how does one sell his manhood?
How does it work?
Would it disappear?
Would that place be blank or would the person go impotent?

Finding it hard to post comments for some hours now. Hope this goes through.

185 curiosity stream. Followed by history 186, then 114, movies, 223, 210, then 174, and news channels local n foreign.

Mtvbase n other music channels comes last. Don't see the point of it.
As for Nollywood, it doesn't exist to me.

Hambivert:
sparogatively

Lol

He hits her full in the face:

Gittes; I said the truth!

Evelyn; She's my sister

Gittes slaps her again

Evelyn; she's my daughter
Gittes slaps her again

Evelyn; My sister

Her hits her again

Evelyn; she's my sister and my daughter!

descarado:
Why didn't the papacy allow Cardinal Arinze became pope as the most qualified instead of this man?
Mtcheew.

So ekwulobia now is a diocese?
I didn't see this coming. That's good.

Will like to know those under this new diocese.

Simples!
To give the Jesuit order full control of the Vatican.

Pope Francis is the first Jesuit pope in history.

They are in full control now that both the black pope (Arturo Sosa) and white pope are of the same order.

Drug related news and only 2 pages?
OP to get over 10 pages, add Emeka to his name lol

We celebrate these ppl but no one wants to emulate them.
Everyone wants be a yahoo boy or slay queen.

phr0nesis:
Leicester almost got relegated that season. It was the next season that they won the league

Lol I mixed it up

StepTwo:
Optajoe

102 - Manchester United are unbeaten in their last 102 Premier League games when leading at half time (W90 D12), with their last such defeat coming in September 2014 under Louis van Gaal (3-5 v Leicester). Conundrum.

Wow! Spot on.
Nice one.
That game was the catalyst for a lot of events.
It gave Leicester the confidence to chase and win the title.
Unfortunately, it scarred Van Gaal; it was the beginning of the zombie football.

Na this story Una see push come front page? Well done!

At the same time ignoring the one about how politicians brought in Fulanis from neighbouring countries like Mali to win the 2015 election.
Rubbish!

Now it makes sense. I'm sure a large number of them are the same Tuareg rebels the French army fought in Mali.

Sorry but this banditry n terrorist problem is here to stay.

Its a shame the ppl elected to govern a country just happen to be the ones destroying it.

If they committed the crime, then they should suffer the consequences of their actions. No sympathy.

But I hope their judicial system isn't biased and these guys aren't wrongfully convicted. Cos I know from experience how much Ghannians dislike Nigerians.

Unbelievable!

Even Hollywood no fit write this kind script lol

Food blockade: Northern elders frown at ‘questionable individuals’ involved in peace deal

Funny you could strike out "food blockade" insert Sheik Gumi's name and the headline would still be accurate.

Rubbish!
Why are they treated like armed robbers ffs. Mtchew.

Its their body, they have the right to do wteva they wish with it.

I can understand prohibiting gay marriage, but prosecuting ppl for being homosexual just don't make sense.
I don't know how our lawmakers passed that law. Was there argument for or against it?

I'm sure some lawmakers who approved the bill are homosexuals themselves.
In this country the law only applies to the poor.

They should free them joor.
Jokers!

"Bunny Wailer is dead. It draws the curtains on the group called Bob Marley and the Wailing Wailers"

Someone should tell this blind old fool that the wailers' legacy lives on even after their deaths. The message in their songs will continue to inspire ppl from all over the world to speak up against social injustice, and enlighten generations yet to come.

Its a shame he never really understood their messages, it got wasted on him.

Trying to label every criticism against Buhari's administration as politically motivated is just pathetic.
Even in America ppl still voice out their discontent. So why should it be different here.

Seriously this man should be writing for tabloids and other gutter press. Don't know how he got this job.