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listen to my advise ... good and fine all those huge street boys like two to keep as security

nigeria will carry world cup ,,, sorry i mean nation cup nigeria will carry world cup ,,, sorry i mean nation cup

Chisaedhor:
Nigeria is a useless country

Why no gather them as they are now, and arrest all of them

APC is a useless Party

if u do like that e no end there oooo there is ways stop someone , the hard way and softly way if this does not work.... u know that means

mogboyelade:
I can not just imagine myself being in love with an old man, no matter what.

Godblesyou

maryjames9:
Kid, don't your momma and dadda teach you manners at home? They must have obviously done a terrible job raising you up. Now kid, leave social media for people with brains and face your studies. Your written English is so horrible no serious College will want to give you admission. "mumu", "u no get sense", "u mumu no be small". What the hell are those even mean? Go back to kindergarten kid, that is where your mates are.

look at this woman, do you think English is my problem , im 3level in b.s.u ... l just express myself in that way so that it will look much fun .... i know myself my vocabulary is very standard mumu simply means u are stupid ...... I'm a nigeria, i speak whatever l want , my country has so many language ... english is just an official language ..

maryjames9:
Now I see why my brothers from the yeast hate this pumpkin with a passion. This guy refuse to say anything but remain dumb whenever he rolls out bail out money for Governors to pay salaries and they refuse to do so. He remain dumb whenever people are being killed en-mass by Fulani herdsmen and miyetti Allah. He is dumb throughout the period he appoints ministers during his first tenure. We only hear of Ministerial of information and Fashola working throughout.

This man will give executive orders and his subjects will refuse to obey them. Even the o called corruption he is fighting is fraudulent as nobody among the top pokiticians is being jailed. Those who are supposed to be in prison are still walking free on the street. His corruption can only jail Naira Malley and yahoo boys.

And they say this Imp is a military officer? Even if I a civilian handle a country, I can't be this incompetent. He is so incompetent his wife keeps attacking and making statements against his administration. This guy should please leave and give room for a president like Trump Jare. But in this country where even the citizen are thieves, kidnappers, fraudulent, how can we find someone with determination to succeed, passion, purpose, smartness and incorruptible.

you mumu no be smalll every day u expect the president should be talking and emphasizing about the killing ,,,, we have other issues to talk about in the country ... mumu u no get sense ....

zoba88:
A Nigerian man identified as Amarachi aka Coutinho from Ubulu slumped and died while playing football.His friends have been mourning him online.One of them wrote...

'Amii, is too had for me to say RIP to you at this age but God knows why you gone at this age may your soul find peace in the Lord amen, the tears you caused UBULU YOUTHS will never go dry, go well till we meet again , (from pauloo your blood)'


Source: http://www.trezzyhelm.com/2019/06/nigerian-man-slumps-and-dies-while.html

from which state?

reason to love

kinghopex:
I really need advice on this..

I asked this lady out back then in 2015 and she turned me down completely without any reasonable excuse...

Now she is in the university studying and today while we were chatting, she told me she is seriously broke that i should help her with money!!

If i were you will you help her

tell her na her fada.... no fulmy hand oooo

reginal daniels nawaooooo .... so no away match chaii as young as u are, look at what u have gotten yourself in to .... your mate dei flex ,, u go just dei wan side

Adedaniel211:
I wish u guys best of luck...

Adedaniel211:
I wish u guys best of luck...

your head dei touch

tonton mumu like sheep... ishiiii

matured

nigeria ready or u are ready...

RussianKGB:
Tivs beating yorubas and putting them in their place since 1660

yoruba are educated and expose ,,,,tiv na only akpu nd stew full their head....

hhahahah hehhehheh....... 1-1 draw ....

is better to tell your wife now ,,,,, before you f**k her sister oneday nd get pregenant ... that will b very bad oo

man u is empty without paul pogba ...

burna boi na yur crush . married woman talking about crush, believe you me this marriage will last like borrowed data....[code]

say no yahoo ........ some youruba niggas have phd in ------- no b me talk am

Holluwhakemmy:
Deceiver and Pretender First Lady.

nawaooo i like your flows mehn deceiver of the pretender ....rapper i feel u

making nigeria a better place is the problem not by first lady or last lady what ever ..

about 196,000,000, per week

Preshy561:
Calling your wife a demon says alot about you.
You must be the chief demon.

l wanted to quote u in very rude ,,, but i had a thought my boi behave matured..... but come to think of it do you think is easy to be taking care of someone ,,, and the person dont have single respect for you ,, think it twice b4 u talk

finally meat has come




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what mikel is doing is absolutely wrong ... u will go and be spending time with your family when another players will be suffering playing for qualifiers what mikel is doing is absolutely wrong ... u will go and be spending time with your family when another players will be suffering playing for qualifiers

can he played the next world

this boi has gone far

that one in black nd black u go just used am to night finish work money make sense ... my guy go make money biko u too like nairaland making ceon rich

0ppa:
MOST MISTAKES LADIES MAKE BUT DO NOT KNOW.

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(c) oppa

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1. YOU EXPOSE YOUR CLEAVAGES. You expose your cleavages. Dear, you must ponder o'er it and think you are 'sexy.' Sexy you mean? Like a thing that creates a sex urge? Is that what you are? Smiles. You do NOT look attractive but sexually appealing (two different words). Did you get that? Yes, you look like a LovePeddler (an attention-seeking LovePeddler). If you were quite observant, guys only say 'you look hot' or 'you look sexy (a thing for sex).' Is that what you want to be? A sex thing? A sex tool? That is why you have no time to think! That is why you get broken-up! Know why? He only came for the advert you sought earlier and as foolishly as you are (with no time to think), you gave in (he needs a decent thing now). Girls who dress without advertising their chest-cups look beautiful.
Do you know that a girl who dresses in revealing clothes attract 'customers?' Remember the law of demand? Yeah, cheap things attract customers. Yes, the song in your head is you are a slay-queen.. Where is that coming from? Who told you you are? Ask guys for their honest opinion'bout you, you actually look stupid and as a thing to use.
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2. TOO MUCH MAKE-UP. I wonder how satisfying you would feel if sb saw you today looking like the fake Nicky Minaj and later sees you tomorrow looking like Mercy Johnson acting a role in a Nollywood village. Too much make-up sends the (wrong) message that you are desperate for attention. I know you don't really know but it is a turn-off for guys.
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3. BATHING WITH PERFUME. I know you must feel you scent like the petals from paradise..but, excuse you, must you overdo things? You are likely to be seen as sb who has a body odour and uses the perfume as its deterrent.
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4. MINI-SKIRTS. During a research for a project I was to conduct in school, I get the 'mini skirt is what is in vogue' gibberish from girls a lot. Hello? I wonder how comfortably you feel that half your laps (even the ones with craw-craw ..rashes and zits) is out. You can't even get to sit properly in feminine modesty or bend or walk comfortably and properly. Why are you created to seek attention? Attention from rapists I guess. You may not know, you actually look cheap! In your early 30's after this youthful exuberant lifestyles and with no husband, you will then change your appellation to 'Chioma Jesus' and forget when at eighteen you had borne 'Chi La Hot.' Chioma Jesus kill you there. Nonsense.
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5. HEAVY SMELLY WIGS. Excuse me, are you a schizophrenic? Like, are you addicted to madness? The wig isn't yours still you poise around with it polluting the air.. Oh, you wig-air pollutant, get behind me!
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6. SMELLY MOUTH. I had a girl friend ( I meant girl friend not girlfriend) who was very much keen on reporting to me who had a bad breath and who hadn't. Gentlemen, you need to come and see how this Miss So-and-so's mouth smelt like erosion was taking place in some sewage soakaway beneath her throat -- very poisonous. The worst is most girls do not know to brush twice daily; morning and night. The night brush will help erode all the left-overs hiding in each tooth. In the morning, you will have a lesser bad breath. It is even advisable that if you have to take a nap, you brush after.
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7. WEARING TIGHT AND REVEALING ATTIRE. Afore my analysis, I have a question: is wearing solely the leggings actually meant for outdoor activities? Very poor mentality. Most girls dress stupidly, indeed. The leggings was actually meant to be worn underneath a skirt. Wearing tight and revealing attire shows what level one has in indoor prostitution (argue with yourself). I am thinking, what is your aim in life?
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8. ARMPITS. Una know unaselves. Shave, you no gree. Clean am, you no gree. Na to carry deadlock for armpits dey waka. May God save you.
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9. LIE-LIE. Yeah, see them.., they are giggling now. Ninety percent are guilty of this. 'My name is Annie Cara' but her ATM card reads Anamakelechukwu Chizobamnaonwu.
Why are you like this na?
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'I school in BSU' and you don't know the name of your VC. May God forgive you.
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'I rarely hardly eat that whitish thing..what do they call it .. yeah fufu. I don't like it.' But at the mention of your name, every fufu bows at home.

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In fact.., I rest my case..I'm vexed.

who are you ,,,, , u sound very ridiculous l cant learn from your article ,, there is a way u will talk that someone's heart will think twice ,,,u must b very rude and wicked im from bsu 300level UBEBE BLESBOi aondona .thank you

after u don empty his pocket .... idiot

perceive sense here , what of you ?