Dat reminds me of 1 Izaga masqurade from Okija.

mallam_musa: Thank God, now we can smoke as we like!

The Federal Ministry of Health warns dt Smokers ar liable 2 die young. Can u hear it Mr Chimney?

Segeggs: How d fish take dey know where joystick dey

It has actuator dt percieves dt area... u kno, i mean 'Area of concentration'

PrettyGaby: chemistry? what chemistry?

Dat s calld ''Organic Chemistry'' .
Shey get??

I want 2 design an E-tutor. Dont know which tool wil serve wel for it. Course Lab or Adobe flash ? Pls i need ur help.

I only read d 1st paragraph, dont like anythin about BBA.
*Singing Limpopo*

Wel i dont think dt there s a time table 4 prayers. Midnight prayer is good if n only if u can hold back d sleep.

Bilateral Amelia! There s notin som1 wl not hear. God pls take control .

Linoversace: Tous mon dieu!

pour qua?

Adrenaline123:
na ur tribe dey answer google nd facebook

U 4got 2 add twitter n Nairaland. Lol

[quote
author=thoniann]Too sad...
First to comment! Hehehehehe
i wanna thank my father, my mother, friends, well wishers and enemies. I
want to thank God Almighty for giving me the grace to be the first
among commentators.[/quote]


U re welcome ma son, dt Suv parked in dt garage is ur gift 4 commentin 1st.

obizy1: Ideye f*ck up n i'l cr!pple u

Are u a cr!ppler?

They 4got all he did 4 them durin his tenure as their governor. If de like let them use catapult on him . If he wants 2 b there as their next govnor, he wil. Politicians ar d same.....

Pls is he d Jonah dt wz swallowed by a Fish?
* Jst passing, singing Limpopo*

Faddd: Why are all Black-American musicians so prone to this illness? First it was Lil Wayne, later Rick Ross & now Cris Brown. Oga o!

D.R.U.G.S

Chai! so na dis wedin make Winfrey Oprah reicieve dt insult in a Swiss shop cos of common handbag. Ohh... so bad...
congrats tho!

Still reading....... no comments yet!

U stand 4 road de wait mey moto pass b4 u go cross. D yeye driver go come slow down 4 u n d mumu conductor go ask, where u de go? . * Na Jerusalem i de go* *Shey na everybody wey stand 4 rd de travel ?*

U come back from jney n ur pple c u come de ask u wether u buy bread come. * Shey na only bread person de buy from jney?*

All na wash!

Oya, start comin 2 Nigeria, Alaba market Lagos precisely, we go even deliver d handbag 2 ur house. Hurry while d offer last...

Drink responsibly. Dats all!

See his 32 . Pls can sombody teach him hw 2 pout.
Lol... HBd Saka Saka. keep portin jaree.

Vanityupnvanity: Wetin glo go give am na?

Glo recharge card ni.

careytommy:



I need a mathematician to help me sum the above posts together!

Oya, let me help u.
1+0+1= 1 (raised to d power of Infinity)

luvmijeje: I'm not impress, he was only playing to gallery.[/qu[quote author=luvmijeje]I'm not impress, he was only playing to gallery.

U better appreciate wat he has done cos some governors cant even play 2 d gallery like him, rather they prefer enriching themselves. Mor power 2 his elbow!
Lucky students tho! Am happy 4 them .

Hmmm.. Baby Factory! last one was in Imo state, Rivers state dis time around. Lord, we re in ur hands.

Mr Aboki: Yuzedo..... YUZEDO!!!!

Come o!!!

Persin wants snatch your sweet ice cream girl o!!

Kai! was thinkin it should av bn '' Yuzedo sings a luv song 2 Reeta Dummynik ''

denony: na me be this?

Nah! no b u oo. Na Denony

careytommy: I pray i remember all this when i finally get.mine

U better add this 2 ur favorite or mark d Link. lol

[quote
author=Chinoble] Imo state
Owelle rochas okorocha
10/10 cus he has touched all d areas. Ranging from education,
employment, infrastructure, agriculture e.t.c. He is d only governor dat
knws how to create jobs/works. So if u r jobless, just rush down to imo
cus ur employment is sure. We have too many rods in the fire.[/quote]

GBAM! *Thumbs up*