I tel u... i didnt read al dt.

Politicians ar like nappies, they ar changed 4 d same reason.

SimonAndal:
I think I'm gay!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Dont u think u need 2 see T. B Joshua 4 special prayers n holy H2o. Gay, Mermaid ....4 only 1 person. Mehn, dey hold u well well oo

SimonAndal:
I think I'm gay!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Dont u think u need 2 see T. B Joshua 4 special prayers n holy H2o. Gay, Mermaid ....4 only 1 person. Mehn, dey hold u well well oo

stexsy: So wat shud we do....who cares

Transformer tinz na. Abi, u don 4get??

Smart prety Lady.

very soon they wll produce d one they wl call Airbrella (d one dt wll b hanging on d air, over ur head as u go )

herkeym001: Am also September 14. Cheers.

Same Sept 14. Cheers!

Polithiefcians!

Wat!!!! al i keep hearin from thez gurlz is crush crush crush. Is it only Michael dt u saw in Prisons break 2 av a crush on? U beta start havin a crush on T.Bag or Lechero
Al na Wash oooo!

Richfella: Lord knows I can NEVER EVER be a surgeon. Lai Lai .

Bt u can marry a surgeon right?

Willgates: and what Am I supposed to do?

pls do frog jump for 500 times. i think dt wil do.

phil5: Ask pdp

OP shld av asked ACN - d pple wt d longest broom

mko abiola: Wetin ds iyanya de sing pass kukere and ur waist?
So patience wants to dance ur waist again @ds her age.nawa ooo.
Spending tax payers millions for half baked track called ur waist&
Kukere.

U don 4get say na Ladies affair. Na im make im come sing
''All ma Ladies ''
''All ma Ladies ''

Van
snickers:
Fellow Physics Nerds.

If a speed boat travels on a surface of water at a constantly increasing
Speed. What will happen to the boat as it approaches the speed of
light? Will it start sinking?

3.0 * 10^8m/s na small speed? I tell u d damn boat wil nt sink, rather it wll develop wings n fly away .

bandol: í ½í¸€ º°˚˚˚°ºнaĦaнaº°˚˚˚°º​ í ½í¸€

These ur scribbles can only b found in d book of Confussion, chapter 1, paragraph 1 .
Pls did u study Graphology?

rigormortis: holding the rain is easy, it can be done in three ways

1. go to the club, spray money and make it rain, then stop suddenly

2. while you are pissing, contract your muscles and make it stop

3. during h0t s3x, when you are about to cum, withdraw, thereby stoping the rain that was about to be unleashed

THERE IS NO OTHER WAY

#omoge yo idi eh, ara fe san, yo idi eh, ojo fe ro#

Chai, i wonder who did this 2 u.
U beta find ur way back 2 Yaba left.

philip.adesola:
No scientific proof. Simply juju.

Okija Juju is here 2 explain dt in details.

[quote
author=Yoshi-Master]In all seriousness, I am truly depressed.

I can't believe this girl is off the market, I still remember when the
crush started, when she interviewed GEJ. That was the day I knew I loved
her.

I started working harder, hoping that one day we would be moving in the
same circle of people, and then I could approach her, and proclaim my
love. We were supposed to have 2 boys and a dog, and a nice house were
the boys could play with the dog.

Anyways, I wish you happiness, cause that's what one does when they
truly love you.

I'm going back to the lab, already have my sights set on this up and
coming actress. [/quote]

i think u shld meet Joseph 2 interpret dt ur dream..... U beta wake up n start lookin 4 Artesunate on time, cos e fit b Malaria

Mais c'est un bon idea.

Okija juju: SO this is what Osun State calls Development..








_{What shall it profit a State if everybody can speak French, but yet are hungry!?}

Imagine 2 Osun People Speaking French:


Omotayo:: Ogbeni!!! Bonjour ni! Comment Ta le vous?! Thats is to say 'Kilo ruke'?!

LWKMD

Oya, men shld learn 2 carry their laptops on their heads n not on their laps 2 avoid.......

Who is this Joseph? @ OP
Do Nairalanders tell u dt they sleep not 2 talk of dreaming.
See some wil follow threads til d next day.

Imagine!
D long awaited fone is abt 2 arive. In fact i wll do away wt all ma wrist watches. Na only Samsung Gear i go dey wear.
I hop dt of necklace n pendant wil follow suit.
Nice 1 sha!

*singin*
*Ifeoma Ifeoma i want 2 marry u, give me ur luv*
O dikwa very RISKY!

Mine is 1- 10 except 8 dt looks like feotus style.

Imagine d effect of drugs. Dt woman should be punished.
What a crime!

*In clint d Drunk's voice*
DESMOND I.D.I.O.T !

Sign of Illuminati. It s wel wt him.

[quote
author=Babiloko]afta 3 days?..lol.....e wan act jesus film....4TH TIME 2
B FIRST 2 COMMENT IN A WEEK...DIS JUJU NA DIE[/quote]

E Eh Eh... u see ur life , so na juju u take de do 1st 2 comment eh?
Ok weldone, bt dont 4get say ur juju go soon xpire.

PAGAN 9JA:
sacrifice 1 goat.

U kno dt this thread is nt 4 u. Pls look 4 d one wher they ar sacrificin goat.