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Fake news. This people are trying too hard to soil the image of the Nigerian Army. Nigerians are wiser now.

Grandpa: Trust any Nigerian leech at your own peril.

Me: thank you Grandpa

Don't save her, she doesn't want to be saved.

Debbie42:
On my Twitter, a lady shared her experience on how a guy intends to woo her with an intense pickup line like: Hello, How are you, “are you related to Whoopi Goldberg? Cause you look like her” ......No! No!! Nooo!!!! How dare you say that to a girl?

Or this one: “I love you more than my I.D card.” Really?

If you want to pick up a girl with your words, make sure it’s the right one and it rhymes with the moment, be it on a roads side, gym or a shopping mall.
Ladies are moved by words and if you as a guy have these words you already won on your first approach.

You need to be romantic and also be bold with your words, be ready for her reply and ready to flow with her vibes. Don’t forget what you want from her and don’t get her uncomfortable with you.

Obviously, some men are not aware of or concerned about what they want to say to a woman and also don’t have the courage.

I have gathered hot and killer pick-up lines that will make any girl go crazy for you. Make sure you don’t just talk like you are reading from a book..here we go:

17. There must be something wrong with my eyes, I can’t take them off you.

16. I must be in heaven because I am looking at an angel!

15. I saw a garden this morning and I thought it was the most beautiful ever until I met you.

14. Your eyes have told me a lot of things. The only thing they haven’t told me is your name.

13. Was that you just smiling at me or the sun just coming out?

12. Can I share a story with you? (Go ahead to tell her a story of a man who gave his all to make a woman fall in love with him, Tell her you are that man and she is that woman.)

11. Your eyes are beautiful. Are you wearing contacts? (Only say this as long as she is not wearing contacts.)

10. I look at you and I can only imagine...

Due to copyright, Continue reading here... https://theteleblog.com/17-killer-pickup-lines-to-woo-any-woman-best-of-2022/

All this stress for a H.oe? Lol

Can a Grandmother become a virgin after having grand children?

Why did he open the God damn store in the first place? God damn it.

Disgusting

Righteousness2:
No matter how facially beautiful or handsome a man or woman is, if you do not have a Genuie relationship with JESUS, it is a waste.
What matters is how beautiful our heart. Only JESUS can make our Heart beautiful.

You never disappoint

Wahala no too much?

ImaIma1:
Why this hatred for women? A man slept with 23 women and posted it online and you don't see his wrong but decide to insult the women who thought they were dating a normal person.

Say no to hatred towards women.

The man did nothing wrong. Jokes on the women.

How some people think sometimes can be really laughable.
Op you observed something without doing research, you then jumped into your conclusion that bla bla bla. Your observations aren't peoples reality. Always know this truth.

victooman:
Good day nairalanders,,
l met a beautiful and excellent girl during my Nysc, honestly she is everything l need in a woman,
We finish our service last year and started life in Abuja, she live with her sister and doing her own business while l live alone in the same town,, The problem now is that this girl mother is already pressurizing her for marriage,, she is 27 yrs and the mother is already making her looks like she is too old for marriage,, yesterday she came to my house looking all moody and worried,, when l enquired she told me her mom is asking her when the man she is dating will come home for introduction,, l took my time to explain things to her,we can't go into any marriage without been financially stable,l have a business l am running and l am looking at stability of that business in 3-4yrs time,,l told her l wont give you any specific date on when to come see her people ,,but l assured her if she stick with me God knows l wont think of any other woman during marriage,,, she told me her plan is to get married at 25yrs and l told her things dont always work out the way we plan them,, honestly l dont want to lose this girl and l also dont want to rush anything,, what do l do nairalanders...

John 12:25

Abojupupa:
Farmers in the house, I will retire from public service very soon and want to invest in either coconut or oil palm plantation. Kindly advice me: Which of them has long term benefits, especially for a retiring person?
Thank you in advance for your advice.

Oil palm is way profitable sir. I can help you get a partnership with wilmer in Cross River State where you can acquire good hybrid seeds, don't worry about the land, you can get large acres for good prizes there. The soil in that state was created for palms farming.

NijaPOSTERS:
I start with 1 cup of shea butter and a 1/2 cup of coconut oil. It's easy to make a larger batch, just use half cup of coconut oil to every cup of shea butter used. To give you an idea of output, I used two cups of shea and one cup of coconut oil to fill 3 half pint mason jars, along with a 4 oz travel jar.

Na wa

Lol. If your instincts suggest a thing to you then be rest assured that it's already happening in real time. Cheers

ILoanRecoveries:
Mr Omotayo Thanni aka Thanta aka Thantayo the loan you took since 7 October 2021 is still unpaid.

You need to pay up now!

Busted

I love it when women punish SIMPle men. It gladdens my heart to see them suffer as a result of their stupidity.

More often this group of men act and behave like they know it all when it comes to women, you'll see them giving free rides, money, opportunities etc to women just so they can have sex with them but when things don't go as planned they go about wailing and seeking solace in the company of wise men. Spits

Na this mentality the make una no the gree help people.

Instead of complaining i think it's time we all start acting. Help the men around you. Stop hoarding updates, job opportunities, free meals, free data, free awoof money, and good fortunes from fellow men.

Help that poor man on the road selling biscuits, yogurts, icecreams, petty shops, gatemen etc and nature will surely smile back at you. Men are really suffering.

Yesterday evening around 9pm i took a walk down my street, there's this guy that sells popcorn, personally i don't like popcorn but i just had to buy one from him yestarday after realizing he hadn't made any reasonable sales that evening. dude still had packs of popcorn scattered all over the place, i asked for his account number and he was like: bro it's just 300 naira na, you need account number for 300 naira popcorn again, i smiled and insisted that he gave me his account number and when he eventually did, i blessed his evening from my heart. Dude knelt down and was shedding tears like a baby before me, i felt so embarrassed and ashamed of the whole spectacle. Usually i do this things for people but this particular case brought me a different kind of peace in my soul. I felt really happy.

You don't have to be super rich before lending a helping hand to men in need. You can offer help to men in different ways. Men must learn to let go of their ego and their evil competitive mentality. This way we can all be useful to one another without prejudice.

No it won't. The future of a great country is greatly dependent on its antecedents.

Most igbo leaders are the worst sets of leaders any reasonable person would hope for to rule over the affairs of a nation. They are disingenuous, highly occultic with zero respect and empathy for the people they Govern. Hope Uzodinma, Rochas Okorocha, Ifeanyi Ugwuanyi, Okezie Ekpeazu, T.A orji, Orji Uzor Kalu et all are notable examples.

Biafra will not be a united nation because there is division between the igbos. Anambra igbos consider themselves as pure breeds. They refer to Ebonyin igbos as Awawa. Igbos still refer to some of their own as 'Osu' (slaves)

Biafra is a misplaced priority. A dream that shouldn't be taken seriously by reasonable people.

Ungrateful man.

vastolord4:
Till some king smashes your wife

I'll be that king.

Criminals uniting to steal our common wealth

High value men don't cheat on their wives, they only exercise options. he slept with another woman is just him exercising his options and I'm sure his wife knows what's best for herself and children. He has nothing to prove to anyone. He's a king.

The secret about money is that it is only a means to an end, and never an end in it itself.
What do i mean by this?

When you have money and acquire all the good things life has to offer e.g good education, cars, houses, food, women, clothes, shoes, vacations, healthcare etc there's always a void in the human soul that still needs to be fed and when this void isn't fed, money becomes useless to such individuals. The end point is always greed like we see in most Nigerian politicians.

This void isn't concerned with the new cars, houses, women, vacations, clothes, food, shoes, etc anymore because the human spirit isnt physical but spiritual. This void can be fed by giving back to humanity. When you do good by lending a helping hand to the less previledge, you feel a different breathe of fresh air emanating from your spirit being. That is the true meaning of life.
You can never get tired of giving back to humanity, the feeling is always anew everytime it's done. This is where true fulfillment in life lies.

Go out there and allow the less previledge ones to share in your good fortunes, banish your ego and the spirit of competition, lend a helping hand to men who are in need of opportunities. Genuinely help people and do good and you'll never be tired of your wealth.

Most times, visiting motherless homes isn't enough, they are people on the streets who need this help, go there and give back to humanity.
Never resist the urge to help a man because in doing so you've denied yourself inner peace. Empower the men around you so they too can be a blessing to others around them. There lies in itself true fulfillment and peace.
Goodluck.

Stillwhites:
I'm not a male feminist, i have bullied women but came to realize it's wrong.

You'll just open your mouth waaaaaaaaa

Righteousness2:
Noted. Her dad is a Satanic being and one of the Foot soldiers of the antichrist, carrying out the evil, Demonic and wicked assignment of his master, under the false pretense of Philatropism.

Na wa for you oh

Gbamsolutely

If the roles were reversed i.e assuming men have a sexual reproductive organ that excretes waste such as blood, shedded egg shells, colourless and colourful discharge, sweart and all other metabollic waste with a Ph scale that is acidic would women put their mouths in there? Considering how wise and selfish women are, i don't think women would be willing to sacrifice their orals for men.

A man with self worth and self love knows he doesn't deserve to compromise his oral health for any woman irrespective of how clean she may appear.

Vagina suckers suffer from mouth/ throat cancer in the long run. It's a disease that takes time to manifest.

Be mindful of the things you do in your youth so you don't relegate yourself to a position where your old age becomes characterized with pains and untold sufferings.

VeryWickedMan:
Shut up ya mouth

This comment alone shows that you are the one with mental issues and you need porn to correct your brain.

Ah!!! But porn is bad for ones mental health na.