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Jobs/Vacancies › Re: Never Pay Money To Buy These 3 Courses Again... by Blofeld(m): 11:13am On May 01, 2023

I lost my hard earned 45K to Expernaire on this matter. They sent me loads of useless materials that are impossible to follow through. They keep on showing you folks who have made millions from affiliate marketing like say na juju dem they use sell. Run from these guys, they are just scammers in another uniform. Once bitten twice shy!

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Politics › Re: 2023: Moghalu Announces Six-Party Merger To Rival APC, PDP by Blofeld(m): 6:43pm On Oct 16, 2021

Dagger111:
Just do anything possible to avoid APC and PDP coming 2023, pls. This is what they only knw how to do best below:

SOCIALISM: You have two cows, and you give one to your neighbor.

COMMUNISM: You have two cows, the government takes both and gives you milk.

FASCISM: You have two cows, the government takes both and sells you milk.

NAZISM: You have two cows, the government takes them and kills you.

CAPITALISM: You have two cows, you sell one and buy a male. You multiply your cows and there is economic growth. You sell them, you retire and you live on your profits.

MODERN CAPITALISM: You have two cows, you sell one and buy a male. You multiply your cows and you buy those of your neighbors. The latter become your shepherds, you pay them in monkey currencies and they die poor.

AMERICAN SOCIETY: You have two cows, you sell one and you have to make the other one to produce milk like 4 cows. By dint of producing beyond her capacity, she dies. You take a consultant to understand this death.

FRENCH SOCIETY: You have two cows, you go on strike because you want a third.

GERMAN SOCIETY: You have two cows, you modify them so that they live 100 years, eat once a month and treat themselves.

CHINESE SOCIETY: You have two cows, you sell milk to your compatriots and you produce plastic milk to export to the rest of the world.

BLACK/ AFRICAN SOCIETY: You have two cows, you eat them all the same day and you dream that donors or the international community give you others. You turn to God and hope for miracle cattle. You fast 40 days and 40 nights without eating or drinking so that the cows will fall from heaven. At the end, you die in extreme poverty.

Savage!

Romance › Re: Betrayal: My Friend Went Ahead To Date A Guy That Was Wooing Me by Blofeld(m): 1:46pm On Jun 29, 2021

Rozcol:
Yes I had to end my friendship with my once very good friend because she saw nothing wrong in dating someone who used to be so interested in me, that I turned him down isn't enough reason for her to date him

There are so many other guys she can date and it shows the guy does not genuinely love her else he wouldn't have come for me in the first place.

I don't think it's cool for a close friend to go ahead and date someone who was once interested in her friend, its betrayal and also a sign that she doesn't know and respect boundaries and that's dangerous to me, such friends are not to be trusted. She can stab you at the back when you least expect.

Now she's telling people that I'm selfish and petty for having issues with her decision to date the so called guy. What do you think?

Your are truly very stupid and selfish. Serves you right!

TV/Movies › Re: 8 Hollywood Movies That Spoke About Nigeria by Blofeld(m): 10:33am On May 04, 2021

Bob Hearts Abishola comes to mind!

Christianity Etc › Re: What Are Your Favourite Nigerian Gospel Songs? by Blofeld(m): 9:38am On Apr 19, 2020

Trailblazer1:
Someone should post a link to download top Nigeria gospel songs.

I'm in need of latest songs.

Thanks

www.jesusful.com

Technology Market › Re: Professor On Any Type Of Generator. by Blofeld(m): 3:17pm On Apr 16, 2020

Hello Engr EnochOgaga, many thanks for the good work, apt responses and advise. My SUMEC FIRMAN 2500 generator suddenly stopped producing power yesterday. My appliances stopped working but the gen was still running. My mechanic came to check it this morning and said that the AVR was bad. He replaced the AVR with another component he called an ''iron diode''. He explained that the diode works like a capacitor on tiger engines that i should never consider increasing the speed of the generator because the output voltage can be too high.

The gen is working fine but do you think i should install a proper AVR on the gen or should i just continue running the gen with the iron diode??

Expecting your response.

Thank you!

Autos › Re: Vehicle Request Thread. by Blofeld(m): 11:24am On Jun 07, 2019

Good day bro. I need a direct toks or neattly 9ja used Toyota Avensis 1999/2000 wagon model for urgent purchase. I live and work in Abuja. kindly assist with offers/prices. please send to me on Whatsapp: 07010528855 or email: oponecn@gmail.com as this trhead is already long and may not easily navigate to your response. Please help.

Cheers!

Autos › Re: Toyota Avensis 1999/2000 Estate Model Direct Tokunbo Needed by Blofeld(op): 12:34pm On Jun 06, 2019

Just to add: Auto transmission required. Thanks guys!

Autos › Toyota Avensis 1999/2000 Estate Model Direct Tokunbo Needed by Blofeld(op): 12:24pm On Jun 06, 2019

Hello guys! Trust y'all had a good Eid celebration. I need a car, specifically a Toyota Avensis 1999/2000 Estate model direct toks or very neat naija used with all facilities in good condition. You can chat me up on WhatsApp via 07010528855. I live in Abuja. The car is needed for private use, I move items around a lot for wifey's business hence the need for the Estate (wagon) model. Thanks for your anticipated inputs. Please help a brother.

Romance › Re: Nigerian Lady Shares Sexy Photo On Instagram,..Her Father Responds To Her! by Blofeld(m): 8:27am On Mar 23, 2018

To the nonsense slay quoeen:

Properties › HELP! Floor Plan For A 2-bedroom Bungalow Urgently Needed! by Blofeld(op): 3:34pm On Feb 08, 2018

Hi guys,

Top of the day to you all. I have drafted all manner floor plans for a 2-bedroom bungalow but none seems appealing to me. What I need exactly is the floor plan of a 2-bedroom house that can fit very well in a 35ft by 50ft plot of land. Kindly share with me if you have anything like this. Unfortunately I have limited resources and cannot engage the services of a building engineer at this point. Please send plans to oponecn@gmail.com

Please help and encourage a brother. My proposed site is in Bwari, Abuja.

Thank you all and meet you at the top!

Investment › Re: #MMMGONE Trending On Twitter by Blofeld(m): 12:29pm On Jan 20, 2017

MMM at its final stage of crashing out:

Investment › MMM Nigeria: Provide Help (PH) At Your Own Risk! by Blofeld(op): 8:53am On Jan 16, 2017

Good morning mates. About this MMM comeback, has anyone gotten help yet? Well let's see how the week will turn out as it is too early to conclude. In any case, common sense tells me that it is easier for a camel to pass through the eyes of a needle than for MMM to return to its previous ''glory''. You know why? People have realized that with the further growth of the Mavros from December 2016, more PHers will be needed to pay the GHers. Now if the system was not sustainable in December then why do the ''MMM die-hards'' think the system will be sustainable now that more interest has accrued on the Mavros?

Bottom line: PROVIDE HELP AT YOUR OWN RISK!!! The system only robs Peter to pay Paul. Do not be the last Peter that will not get paid at the end of the day. I know the ''MMM die-hards'' will be coming for me now. cry

Investment › Re: The Death Of MMM by Blofeld(m): 11:12am On Jan 14, 2017

Stop giving yourselves false hope. MMM is dead and buried. OP made very valid points which are here to stay. The further increase in the Mavros for all account holders puts a further pressure in the system as more PHers (which understandably are not forthcoming) are needed to bridge the gap. You all should be guided!

Investment › Re: MMM Top Guider Chuddy Ugorji Finally Reacts To Alleged MMM Crash by Blofeld(m): 11:18am On Dec 16, 2016

This Chuddy fellow should be arrested by EFCC. He should start talking.. all transactions by him linked to MMM should be investigated. Nigerians are really gullible!

Politics › Re: 22 Reasons Why You Should Not Vote For Buhari In 2015 Election by Blofeld(op): 11:08am On Dec 09, 2016

ayukdaboss:
Then why are you biased? Are you indirectly trying to say Buhari is the only candidate vying for Presidency? Please feed us also with things to think about Jonathan before we cast our votes...until then you're just being partisan.

How market bro? shocked

TV/Movies › Has Anyone Seen Windeck In DVD? Where Can I Buy In Abuja? by Blofeld(op): 4:37pm On Dec 08, 2016

Hi guys, I trust you are all warming up for the festive season. I am seriously looking for where I can purchase the very interesting Angolan movie, WINDECK. We so much love this movie in my house and we will need to have our own copies. If anyone knows were I can buy this movie in Abuja kindly let me know. I want to watch this movie again and again.

Thanks guys and good luck!

Business › Re: Man Sprays Baygon On ATM To Remove Spiritual Bugs From His Account by Blofeld(m): 11:55am On Nov 26, 2016

onismate:
Chaiiii, this is so hilarious. Man uses Baygon to remove spiritual bugs bugging his account in ATM joint. Photo below…
Na so madness dey start

http://www.hovabuzz.com/frontline/1246-spiritual-bug-removal-man-uses-baygon-to-remove-spiritual-bugs-taking-his-money-at-atm-joint-photos

KRASE MANNNN!!!!

Education › Re: ESUT Releases 2016 Admission List by Blofeld(m): 10:10am On Nov 26, 2016

ESUT my ESUT... Left there in 2003, Mechanical and Production Engr Dept... It is well. The place made me strong and I'm grateful for that. Good luck my people!!

Car Talk › Re: What Type Of Engine Oil Do You Use In Your Car And How Much Is It? by Blofeld(m): 11:28am On Aug 24, 2016

VISCO 2000 all the way.... N2,900 only!

Autos › Air-conditioning Installation In Toyota Carina E by Blofeld(op): 11:39am On Jul 25, 2016

Good day guys. I have a Toyota Carina E. The vehicle is sound and in good condition. The only issue is that it came without air-conditioning. Can I get someone to install a reliable AC system for me in this car? I live in Abuja. Any idea on how to go about this will be highly appreciated. Thank you all in advance!

Romance › Re: This Is What Happens When You Force A Man To Marry You. Pics by Blofeld(m): 9:41am On Jun 25, 2016

Where is the driver and the best man?

Career › 10 Rules For Getting Guaranteed Promotion Without Any Hard Work! by Blofeld(op): 1:22pm On Jul 03, 2015

1. Never walk without a document in your hands
People with documents in their hand look like hardworking employees heading for important meetings. People with nothing in their hands look like they’re heading for the cafeteria. People with a newspaper in their hand look like they’re heading for the toilet. Above all, make sure you carry loads of stuff home with you at night, thus generating the false impression that you work longer hours than you do.

2. Use computers to look busy
Any time you use a computer, it looks like “work” to the casual observer. You can send and receive personal e-mail, chat and generally have a blast without doing anything remotely related to work. These aren’t exactly the societal benefits that the proponents of the computer revolution would like to talk about but they’re not bad either. When you get caught by your boss – and you *will* get caught — your best defense is to claim you’re teaching yourself to use new software, thus saving valuable training dollars.

3. Messy desk
Top management can get away with a clean desk. For the rest of us, it looks like we’re not working hard enough. Build huge piles of documents around your workspace. To the observer, last year’s work looks the same as today’s work; it’s volume that counts. Pile them high and wide. If you know somebody is coming to your cubicle, bury the document you’ll need halfway down in an existing stack and rummage for it when he/she arrives.

4. Voice Mail
Never answers your phone if you have voice mail. People don’t call you just because they want to give you something for nothing – they call because they want YOU to do work for THEM. That’s no way to live. Screen all your calls through voice mail. If somebody leaves a voice mail message for you and it sounds like impending work, respond during lunch hour when you know they’re not there – it looks like you’re hardworking and conscientious even though you’re being a devious weasel.

5. Looking Impatient and Annoyed
According to George Costanza, one should also always try to look impatient and annoyed to give your bosses the impression that you are always busy.

6. Leave the Office Late
Always leave the office late, especially when the boss is still around. You could read magazines and storybooks that you always wanted to read but have no time until late before leaving. Make sure you walk past the boss’ room on your way out. Send important emails at unearthly hours (e.g. 9:35pm, 7:05am, etc.) and during public holidays.

7. Creative Sighing for Effect
Sigh loudly when there are many people around, giving the impression that you are under extreme pressure.

8. Stacking Strategy
It is not enough to pile lots of documents on the table. Put lots of books on the floor etc. (thick computer manuals are the best).

9. Build Vocabulary
Read up on some computer magazines and pick out all the jargon and new products. Use the phrases freely when in conversation with bosses. Remember: They don’t have to understand what you say, but you sure sound impressive.

10. MOST IMPORTANT!!!:
DON’T forward this to your boss by mistake!!!

Y'all have a great Friday afternoon!

http://litfun.com/business-and-office-jokes/10-rules-for-getting-guaranteed-promotion-without-any-hard-work-13

Autos › Re: Purchase Cheap,accident free cars 4rm Cotonou.. by Blofeld(m): 3:38pm On May 11, 2015

Hello Gbenga,

I have tried to call you but you have not picked my call so far. You still have not responded to my inquiries via BBM. You also have not responded to my email and SMS. So busy, I guess. Kindly let me know the landing cost of a 1999 Toyota Camry (auto transmission) and VW golf 3 (manual with factory A/C, the long body type, sorry I dont know the year model). I await your quickest response.

Thanks.

Autos › I Need A Neatly Nigerian Used Vehicle! by Blofeld(op): 11:21am On Apr 04, 2015

Good day people. I am planning to buy my first car and will be frank to state that I don not have experience with vehicles as I have not used one before. With the coming rains (I live in Abuja) and for the fact that I have to be at work early enough without excuse, I am planning to get a Nigerian fairly and neatly used car as I am on low budget (600k or less). I like Toyota Camry, the one called pencil light preferably the 4-cylinder version. I will need advice from the experienced folks in this forum on what to shop for, how to go about or even where to get what I am looking for. Please shoot me an email on oponecn@gmail.com or message me on BBM: 7f498a06 or WhatsApp: 08038946809. Thanks peeps!!

Computers › Gmail Spammer, Help Please! by Blofeld(op): 10:50am On Mar 19, 2015

Good day all. Some time last month, my gmail was hacked into and was used to send a deceptive link to many of my contacts. I later sent out a message to all my contacts asking them to disregard the email as it did not originate from me. I later changed the password of my gmail account and moved on. Afterwards, I noticed that every email I now respond to now has florencesambontakk@gmail.com in copy. I do not know this person and I believe s/he will have a hand in the hacking of my gmail account. I have checked my gmail settings to see how I can remove this email from my sending list to no avail.

I will need help on how to rid my gmail account of this spammer. Kindly assist if you can. Cheers guys!!

Romance › Re: Photo: Will You Accept This Gift? by Blofeld(m): 7:06am On Feb 26, 2015

That cake must be poisoned!

Phones › Re: Between Bbm And Whatsapp Which One Do You Prefer by Blofeld(m): 11:03am On Dec 26, 2014

BBM is more advanced than WhatsApp. I use both and I know both apps well. With BBM you can retract messages, send various files inn various formats like Word, PDF, Excel, GIF, etc. When you send pictures with large sizes BBM automatically reduces the size which WhatsApp can't. Again you can only add contacts you want to add and not just everyone whose phone number in stored in your phone. You can call via BBM voice and not just the usual voice message on WhatsApp. BBM is the bomb please. Happy Boxing day to you all!!!

Romance › Re: Ooni Of Ife's Son Proposes To Girlfriend On His Knees. [photos] by Blofeld(m): 1:31pm On Dec 05, 2014

SMH

Phones › Re: Gionee M2 Battery by Blofeld(m): 1:50pm On Oct 25, 2014

Anomnity:
My problem with it is that the battery takes above 5 hours to charge.You go wait tire.I wish it has fast charging technology.

Use the 1000mA charger supplied with the device and it will be fully charged within acceptable time limits. Other chargers will take much longer. This is a personal experience.

Politics › Re: 22 Reasons Why You Should Not Vote For Buhari In 2015 Election by Blofeld(op): 11:13am On Oct 22, 2014

ayukdaboss:
You didn't see any article on 100 Reasons Why GEJ shouldn't be 're-voted' into power? The new style of you TANoids is to post bullshit about Buhari and claim neutral political ties. Let me tell you "The Atrocities of this current government can be summarized and sold as a horror book".

I'm no TANoid bro and I didn't ask for votes for GEJ. Just giving you things to think about in your supposed 'best option' come 2015. Cheers bro!

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