Dagger111:
Just do anything possible to avoid APC and PDP coming 2023, pls. This is what they only knw how to do best below:

SOCIALISM: You have two cows, and you give one to your neighbor.

COMMUNISM: You have two cows, the government takes both and gives you milk.

FASCISM: You have two cows, the government takes both and sells you milk.

NAZISM: You have two cows, the government takes them and kills you.

CAPITALISM: You have two cows, you sell one and buy a male. You multiply your cows and there is economic growth. You sell them, you retire and you live on your profits.

MODERN CAPITALISM: You have two cows, you sell one and buy a male. You multiply your cows and you buy those of your neighbors. The latter become your shepherds, you pay them in monkey currencies and they die poor.

AMERICAN SOCIETY: You have two cows, you sell one and you have to make the other one to produce milk like 4 cows. By dint of producing beyond her capacity, she dies. You take a consultant to understand this death.

FRENCH SOCIETY: You have two cows, you go on strike because you want a third.

GERMAN SOCIETY: You have two cows, you modify them so that they live 100 years, eat once a month and treat themselves.

CHINESE SOCIETY: You have two cows, you sell milk to your compatriots and you produce plastic milk to export to the rest of the world.

BLACK/ AFRICAN SOCIETY: You have two cows, you eat them all the same day and you dream that donors or the international community give you others. You turn to God and hope for miracle cattle. You fast 40 days and 40 nights without eating or drinking so that the cows will fall from heaven. At the end, you die in extreme poverty.

Rozcol:
Yes I had to end my friendship with my once very good friend because she saw nothing wrong in dating someone who used to be so interested in me, that I turned him down isn't enough reason for her to date him

There are so many other guys she can date and it shows the guy does not genuinely love her else he wouldn't have come for me in the first place.

I don't think it's cool for a close friend to go ahead and date someone who was once interested in her friend, its betrayal and also a sign that she doesn't know and respect boundaries and that's dangerous to me, such friends are not to be trusted. She can stab you at the back when you least expect.

Now she's telling people that I'm selfish and petty for having issues with her decision to date the so called guy. What do you think?

Trailblazer1:
Someone should post a link to download top Nigeria gospel songs.




I'm in need of latest songs.


Thanks

ayukdaboss:

Then why are you biased? Are you indirectly trying to say Buhari is the only candidate vying for Presidency? Please feed us also with things to think about Jonathan before we cast our votes...until then you're just being partisan.

onismate:
Chaiiii, this is so hilarious. Man uses Baygon to remove spiritual bugs bugging his account in ATM joint. Photo below…
Na so madness dey start

http://www.hovabuzz.com/frontline/1246-spiritual-bug-removal-man-uses-baygon-to-remove-spiritual-bugs-taking-his-money-at-atm-joint-photos

Anomnity:

My problem with it is that the battery takes above 5 hours to charge.You go wait tire.I wish it has fast charging technology.

ayukdaboss:

You didn't see any article on 100 Reasons Why GEJ shouldn't be 're-voted' into power? The new style of you TANoids is to post bullshit about Buhari and claim neutral political ties. Let me tell you "The Atrocities of this current government can be summarized and sold as a horror book".