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Ayo2004:
I can never get married in this life

According to our resident celebrity,mosdii,sensible men should not marry Nigerian women but these oyibo women fit chop person destiny too o

One Babymama and multiple sidechicks to the world

My gee. One bottle for you.

Hmmm...

People: Black Lives Matter

Me: black lives don’t mean no shit. Blacks are the most idiotic set of people on earth. The world would be way better without them in it. Such useless ass race.

Modified: my account was hacked by me

The money this black monkey threw away could have saved one black live

I can wheel 200 liters using a wheelbarrow but can I carry 200 liters? Hell no. We aren’t taking him serious until he carries the lorry. Meh

The thing wey dey vex me be say this idiot fit dey talk say e no believe say God dey exist but e believe say eating poo go give am money. Humans are the dumbest creatures on earth. I am on airplane mode to Mars.

LadyRosa:
Fake stories .

Stories engineered to shift their poverty blames from themselves /government to "fiancée", "girlfriend" and "olosho"


Modified :
I just logged to notice say some guys dey quote me dey talk rubbish. I no blame Una, God go punish FG for keeping majority of you idle. I no vex o, Na work wey Una no get dey make Una get plenty time to dey online dey talk rubbish. Lazy lots.
I dey farm and will ignore trollers hence, so I go get energy fit dey blast Una when hunger 5.0 hit this shitthole.

See as them dey plenty for thread like soldier ants. Sincerely, work really no dey for naija. Many of our young guys are becoming so irrelevant.

Make Una go pack _shiit!

Mad woman.

siofra:
Team single till marriage.

Team single till death.

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AchalugoNwa:
if I say A

You say FO

Another man say NJA

omo na you sabi

I say they mine skull
they hunt head ooo for inside...

You’re crazy

python is still one of my best meat till date. Very tasty meat, especially in peppersoup.

The only forest I know is the Fangorn Forest; located at the south eastern flank of the dreaded Misty Mountains. One king to rule them all.

Reader530:
Are you sure u scored 90% or u mean 09%?

Dunderhead junkie. When you go home, ask your stupid mother the difference between 90 and 09.

Motherfuckers. I scored 90% and these idiots did not shortlist me.

Scored 90% and have not been shortlisted.

Conner44:
there is fire on the mountain

run run run

there is fire on the mountain

run run run

a BIGI BIGI FAYAAA

Weyrey

175:
No! We're not.

Na U sabi

175:
To a large extent, it will be voluntary based on the past sit-at-homes.

Anywhichway, make these Biafra people take am easy. . .but I support them from the Niger Delta Republic!

Which one is Naija Delta again? Please, we are all Biafrans.

bigbossila:
My brother all this Ladies are the same. I am from the northern part of the country, but the way Our ( wife's) ladies behave is almost worst than all out u mentioned. And if you divorce her and marry another is just like from fried pan to fire.....

hahahahaha

DryMouth:
Dear Useless future wife,

If you try sh*t like dis for me, I will break your head.
I dnt have time for petting women. Also, jst knw i didn't marry you for love. I only married you to produce cute babies and the marriage is prone to be broken at any given moment.

DON'T TRY ME AT HOME

My Real Nigga One bo for you.

Me, get tied to one bitch with a hole? They never born you. If you like fine like mona lisa, I no do see your useless make up face. I bang any pussy that comes my way. No time for no bullshit marriage created for simps. fact check. Do you know that unmarried men live much longer than married men? Know this and know peace.

chatinent:
Dear oga,

You are your own problem.

1. It isn't a must to do a wedding with ₦1m if you aren't worth it. People should learn to avoid pleasing onlookers by feeding 6000 people. The wedding is supposed to be a day of joy for you both, not for people's stomachs.


2. I noticed you have a thingy with gender roles. You are a man. Your wife is still your responsibility. You refused declaring your salary to her but is quite inquisitive on what she earns. How na baba?


Your wife probably thinks you earn ₦600k when you earn a few thousands.

Coming to the part of she sending money to a male friend, I understand you are hurt because it's a male attached.

But have you tried to understand her?

Are you always seeing yourself as right?


What's the big deal if you pay the shop rent, then, you guys build your communication thingy well?


The communication flow is broken.

Marriage is not a football match you play for halftime and retire, or you get a small injury and decide to walk out because you feel you are the chief captain.


It's a forever course...and the moment you realize this, the better for you.


I see a good wife you have there trying to stand on her feet without your support!


Treat your wife well so she'll be more opened to you.


When you start keeping secrets, trust don yapa. Some men who don't want to disclose their actual salary still tell their wives sth.

If I have a fiancee I had already paid for her dowry, I wouldn't have minded setting up the shop for her.

Afterall, she is going to be my wife.

You let her family support her when she needed you.

You mah no know say any money you spend for wedding don go? You for small invest for her business na. People wey don chop plenti plenti food that day don shit your money finish.


To think your marriage isn't up to a year is quite disheartening too.

Build your beautiful marriage, bro.

Ignore these frustrated sets tagged as redpillers here trying to project their failed lives to you.


Marriage is a gift from God.


PS: if I didn't respond your insults, take heart, I don't owe you an explanation.

Aboki. See the trash you dey give as advice.

TheNeededShock:
Lol...my conehead brother is a #80million simp and a chieftain in his village. Lol abeg flatin0 free me...them don use that your ozo head break coconut...he never just know.

Mumu, I hold you before? Why cry for a man when he is not complaining to you. Ozor is not your problem. Your problem is living with you in your skull mining homeland. I'd rather you organized a free marriage program for your ewedu sisters. I am sure they will make you a chieftain for that.

TheNeededShock:
Yeah right...

You brain works in retrogressive mode. Lol.. the lowdown is that Ozor don dey fire the pussy left, right and center. hahaha... see your conehead brother

TheNeededShock:
Lol if you think a rubber stamp american puppet who doesn't know how to tie her scarf well is more powerful than an oil barronness then you're obviously ignorant and am pretty sure you really don't know how forbes ranking works or even Wikipedia,....back to the main topic, why are your women after getting trained by their fathers trooping down to yorubaland land to svck Yoruba dick and get impregnated by their men....is Igbo land lacking capable men...

Lol... it is obvious your are an ignorant conehead who is suffering from cognitive disorder. Go back to what I posted earlier but this time read it very carefully . To the topic, you should find a solution for the epidemic of menopausal girls in your land before you can be taken serious. It is only a foolish man that chases rats while his house is on fire.
Igbo girls come to your land and trump your girls and take their men. Your fore fathers in their graves will be weeping for their daughters now.
Very soon the Igbo race will swallow your race. After all, what we are mostly seeing nowadays in yorubaland are children who bear igbo and yoruba names while the full breed are fast dissapearing.

Ykc2:
so for your tribe na girls dey toast boys abi na boys dey toast girls?

He is saying that to console himself.

TheNeededShock:
You're really pained, you had to go and look for some video to prove your point...lol
The bayelsa chic is just well mannered...and this doesn't say they shagged each other, the fool ozo went and was chasing ass like flatin0s chasing ikewerre people and other Niger tribes and got evicted like wike evicted flatin0s at oyibo. The stupid wh0re erica got fvcked on national TV after gold digging so what's your argument.....man go and sleep, stop crying and quoting me.

Aboki and you don't know he has already proposed to her and she accepted in a heartbeat. I thought I was talking with an up to date conehead. . keep crying while nengi is busy servicing Ozor very well.

TheNeededShock:
ngozi okonjo is one of the few Igbo women you idiots can self-service over....the richest black woman in africa is a yoruba woman but you'd hardly hear any yoruba bragging about this or the fact that yoruba women hold more company board seats than any other women in nigeria.... you're mocking adeosun cus she didn't do her NYSC...it won't still change the fact that she's more accomplished than your NYSC carrying generation would ever be....lol dude you guys have been bragging about this ngozi woman be yet when she came to Nigeria she first went to greet the fulani and Yoruba man that made it happen for her.... she's yet to even acknowledge your pathetic asses. Lmao

Lol.. and this is what wikipedia has got to say:

Folorunso Alakija (born 15 July 1951) is a Nigerian billionaire businesswoman.[2] She is involved in the fashion,[3] oil, real estate and printing industries.[4] She is the group managing director of The Rose of Sharon Group which consists of The Rose of Sharon Prints & Promotions Limited, Digital Reality Prints Limited and the executive vice-chairman of Famfa Oil Limited..

She is currently the Chancellor of the Osun State University.

She also has a majority stake in DaySpring Property Development company.[5][6] Alakija is ranked by Forbes as the richest woman in Nigeria with an estimated net worth of $1 billion.[7][4] As of 2015, she is listed as the second most powerful woman in Africa after Ngozi Okonjo-Iweala and the 87th most powerful woman in the world by Forbes.[8]

Even with all that money from oil business gotten through favouritism, Okonjo is still the most powerful woman out of Africa. Toe the line, please. You are beginning to stray from the topic of discuss – why your men are praying everyday and night to marry igbo girls while una sisters are going into menopause by the minute.

TheNeededShock:
Lol how pathetic..... typical, setting up a GoFundMe for some Igbo wh0re. Lol the only people that would donate money for that sh!t is a flatin0 idiot...Yoruba men don't pay for pussy haha, unlike flatin0 idiots who would spend money pussy, train it through school only to be dumped by the pussy for a Yoruba guy....and we've seen nengi with timaya, don jazzy and other celebrities how does that equate to her fvckin them......your argument is weak as your shrinking dick. Lol go and sleep abeg.

Your hand is finding it difficult to interpret what you brain is thinking. Abi na your conehead dey cause am.

Here is nengi apologizing for doing shakara in the house:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eIfzKkugicw

But I can't say the same for your Laycon. In fact, if you bring Erica in front of Laycon, he will bow down and apologize to her for calling him chicken bones that he knows he is chicken bones but still wants to be her toy boy.

TheNeededShock:
Lol laycon still came out on top winning the prize money of #80million, you erica was evicted after gold digging and getting fvcked on national TV by kiddwaya who later avoided her.......your stupid ozuor who dresses like a gay was simping to a fake ass bayelsa chic who curve balled the idiot and he also got kicked out of the house and give him the crown of the biggest simp in Nigeria. Lmaoo

She still raised more than the grand prize from gofundme. And I am sure that the donations would be mostly from yoruba men who are lusting after her. For ozor, we all know how it ended. After the show, they were both pictured in South Africa after ozor must have ravaged that pussy. All that shakara from the girl was because she was in a relationship before entering the house. All that shakara flew through the window after the show and that her holy pussy was offered to Ozor on a platter of gold.

But what of laycon. He simp, simp, simp. Nothing he see, shi shi him no see.

Ozor is the epitome of a handsome igbo dude

Laycon on the flip side, is the replica of a typical ugly conehead

TheNeededShock:
Lmao.....Yoruba men don't take care of their mothers lol.

I agree with you that Igbo women are naturally raised to be gold diggers...but from chioma to tonto with all their gold digging what has been their gain....your Igbo fathers train their daughters then a Yoruba male comes to fvck them and you're bragging like you're the winners...lol. chioma is currently in baby mama Transit and tonto is a bitter mad woman with a failed acting career....truth be told it's the least quality of yoruba men your Igbo women settle for, No reasonable yoruba girl would spend a long time relationship with davido who is immature and is largely stupid.....and Churchill being a one minute man according to you but is still planting his seeds in your Igbo women, while your impotent men depend on baby factories and adopting of Almanjiri kids....lmao with python dance, the army and herdmen killing your men and using them for target practice they'd be practically few Igbo men in the coming century, and your lands would be full of children fathered by yoruba men....and to show how disgusting and wayward some of your women are you confidently admitted that chioma is an incest wh0re who would fvck even her own cousins. She'd fvck a dog for the right price and only manipulated davido but last time I heard...the assurerance has been since collected, the useless bitch couldn't even succeed with the chef contract davido got for her, davido has set up businesses for imade's mum it it's doing exceptionally well....but now that your chioma has been babymamad she's going around selling the only valuable thing she has...HER PUSSY. Lol.

Lol.. na only igbo girls be gold diggers? Well, atleast they are wise to get very rich money bags. But what of your sisters. Their own na dirty dem dey dig. Dem dey sell pussy give barrow pushers, vulcanisers, mechanics and their likes. LOl.

So your brother davido is stupid and irresponsible but his wristwatch can feed your entire family. And the multi millionaire churchill didn't see all the yoruba girls in your land na tonto wey e see and even after tonto na still another igbo girl wey e settle for. What about your sisters who is checking them out. Oh I forgot, the mechanics, vulcanizers and barrow pushers dey ravage their ewedu p ussies.

Anichebe, the igbo mandingo, grabbed the p ussy of Dj cuppy and f ucked her beyond repair and still dumped her ewedu ass, and ever since she has been trying to get a good dick like the Igbo dawg but still haven't found one. She has been hopping from this yoruba pencil dick to that yoruba pencil dick but nothing replaces an Igbo dick that is as sweet as honey.

I know you are really hurt. Don't channel your anger towards me, no be me say make una girls no fine. Untop of that, dem still dey dirty. Cook, dem no sabi cook, na that green concoction wey dem want cook for pesin. Now, tell yourself the truth, will you see all that and not run to any Igbo girl you see.