₦airaland Forum

brownbib:
Guinness book turning to child's play

U fit dance for 24 hours

dynicks:
Be like say I go apply for longest time spent "crying!!"....

My account balance no dey give me joy at all!!

What if u cry then suddenly bank still comot money again, leaving ur balance at -1200(minus 1,200)......walahi ur crying go stop

Risingblue008:
All these figures and signings(like Chelsea)
Is not showing any significance in our daily activities,
Things still remains dsame,
Companies
Offices
Shops are closing down due to the cost of running and if these continues,
Una go knw say buhari try,
The rate of unemployment and crimes will be too much.
All these are social media bullshit,

Oga.
U dey trade?
I dey buy dollars?
Na so e want effect u like malaria bite?

Calm down

KingTom:
Death row is the label that pays me
Unfadeable, so please don't try to fade this (hell, yeah)
But uhh, back to the lecture at hand
Perfection is perfected, so I'ma let 'em understand
From a young G's perspective and before me dig out a bitch I have to find a contraceptive
You never know she could be earnin' her man
And learnin' her man and at the same time burnin her man

Una well done o.

I come dey wonder wetin join 1,2 3 to the 4 for ambode matter

OlujobaSamuel:
I tire ooo, so there is a Nigerian that believes or thinks Buhari Sabi basic economics??
I doubt he can speak on anything outside security and probably agriculture.

As in eh, am surprised.
He even said it's a criteria for a president.

Na president like buhari?

Even Jonathan, obj.....non have any ideas. They only listen to the economic team.

Jonathan na zoologist.
Obj I no even know.

Offpoint1:
If I blow up my house will you pay for damages?

If u blow up ur house, how do u collect the payment for damages abi no no go blow up in the blow-up?


Dey play.

Better run for ur life.


This op no get conscience

ikeno:
My issue is that how safe is it to use.

Oga it is as safe as. Burnt suya.

U get the gist?


Run for ur life.


Gas no be ur mate.

Even if u give me the gas generator or whatever for free, I'll dash u back and add money to it.

Gas na ur mate?
Be like u want to turn to burn victim

obailala:
This Akpabio na just clown

The guy almost hammer the table to pieces like axe on top log of wood

Kukutenla:
With all due respect, I think it's a stupid thing to say that a president of a country in this day and age does not know economic policies.
It shows a lot of Nigeria don't even understand that their are certain criteria anyone aspiring for the presidency must meet.
Such people don't deserve to have a voters card

It is u who thinks buhari knows anything about economic policies that Shud not own a voters card.

Show one video as proof or news headline where buhari ever explained the merits and demerits of any of the economic policies.

The whole thing is confusing.

But I suspect the culprit to be CBN, and dangote

Absuchat:
What if he doesn't enter your dirty shrine in this life and next?

He said 'if'


The premise is if.


Read to understand

SKIBiNSKI:
Why every naigerian are hating Emeifele or whatever his name is.

Emeifele was implementing Buhari's policies. Naigerians should hate Buhari not Emeifele.

So buhari knows economic policies abi?
He knows what the Dow Jones means.
Abi?

lexy2014:
What is his crime?

I guess ur frm japan

spencekat:
Powerful!.Just like I told someone on a different thread that the Chief of staff of any Nigeria president can be powerful if the president allows him or her .Buhari gave the former CBN governor the room to be 'powerful'.

U can be powerful and still have economic sense
U can be powerful and collect accolades and praises

Even if u want to praise him for some financial exploits , nothing!

The man na very funny man o. Nothing to improve the economy in 8 years.

Nothing to help agriculture, students, middle class, etc nothing.

These days , bolt drivers will be the one to call u and negotiate price higher than the one on the app.

I surprise when one bolt driver dey tell me and my gal say e no possible for the app to show 2,900 for a trip frm gwarinpa to abacha barracks.

That how much will I pay; that he will only agree to go at 5,500.


I told him that the app is showing 2,900.
The guy reply day na lie.


The 2nd one we tried was even asking us to tell how much the trip is before he even thinks about it.
Then he started mumbling something about abacha barracks and then said he can't go for the amount(3,200) and canceled the ride!

randymirrors:
Totally agree with you. One user on here, can't remember his moniker, said he visited her restaurant and bought rice. That it was tasteless. He shared the receipt as proof that he went there.

My comment on his thread was something like, "don't think Hilda's cookathon was a show of her culinary skills but strength, resilience, persistence.."

Yes I remember that thread.
And ur right on ur assertion about her cookathon.

Anyway, good she's achieved her aim.

randymirrors:
It's the most irritating thing I've seen in life. Like how do you make a video of yourself crying. When I cry, I don't want the next person to know, even when watching a movie.

The thing tire me o. If she had cried while being presented with the award( which wud have still been weird), I wud have understood that perhaps emotions have taken over.

But this one no just follow.


Besides for the records, this her achievement to me is more of a show of mental and physical strength than cooking skills, and I give her full respect for that cos as good as I am as a cook, I don't think I can go even a whole day cooking.


Good for her, she has avhived her aim.
But I know it's all gimmicks.

Kukutenla:
The question is why NNPC is giving Dangote "license" to import fuel. I thought NNPC is now a private company and a player in the petroleum industry.
This is just like Bua cement giving Dangote cement license to import cement.
What manner of scam is this?

I pray this is fake news o.
This is very unpalatable to the ears

So she did a video of herself crying?
How does one make a video of him or herself crying for crying sake? Ur not in a movie o.


Pure nonsense.

This dangote eh

But they said they nnpc will supply crude to dangote for the mean time. They never said dangote will be importing fuel.


And why is he the only one granted such a licence?

This man lawan is the most useless senate president ever.
Anything goes man.
Borrow Borrow man

TheFreshVanilla:
Nothing special. Life is up and down.

Life is up and down is different from power is transient.

Can he become senate president again? Lai lai.

Sucre6:
It's not about the malt and milk, it's about mentality, if you are convinced it works then it will work for you, psychologically, but if you are doubtful then it won't work. It's as easy as that, but milk is proteinous and cold malt helps calms the nerves, so the combo still makes you feel stronger and better if you are weak or sick

Cold malt calms nerves?

U be Louis Pasteur abi u be Albert Einstein

successfulaboki:
We are in serious trouble in this country.

Ur the one in serious trouble.
Infact ur in ur way to jail

davies:
You're dumb bro, cos you need to visit Akwa Ibom state to see the Uncommon transformation, maybe then you can call on your own Governor to do better.

He was referring to the governor of Edo state, obaseki

Has obaseki finished commissioning street lights?

This our President Tinubu eh!
Na zidane or na Pep gaudiola?

SenatePresdo:
Omo Tinubu no be anybody mate

He always have his ways, thunder fire him

I don tire to dey oppose Tinubu, he always come out victorious, that man Should be studied.

Be like na for Pluto he get him own jazz.

Like this now, I don lose hope for that Court case kpatakpata. Tinubu must have his ways.

Big Respect sha

Lol....tinubu get strong spiritual backup somewhere I don't know

Pavicx:
Omo a whole Democracy day is so dry,no vibes, nothing, nothing and it shows that most people aren't happy.
Democracy is no longer power to the people.
I pray we get it right as a country if though we have a long way to go.

God bless Nigeria!

Sadist spotted.
Better pray for happiness in ur life.
Are we supposed to take to the streets to party?