₦airaland Forum

MasterJayJay:
What if he was just joking with the police officer?

Police will also crack jokes with at the station na

Henceforth,anytime he sees a water tank he'll sit at least 1 km away frm it

Hotwest:
Life don set. They pay military well over there
Make I leave Nairaland small go catch one oyibo for Facebook wey go rescue me from this Naija sad life with wicked greedy leaders

U going nowhere.
U must work under naija government

They Shud also stop discrimination against short people.
Imagine in Nigeria Dem dey call short males ' short man devil!'

Diverting:

Davidos unavailable is a very poor track

Felabrity:
You are stil the worst governor in South East bro

Tbh I can't say the whole of Nigeria because those governors in the north are shiit
Sokoto, jigawa, Taraba etc

Then there is Delta and Ekiti governor

Edo, zamfara,nassarawa etc

Ehen! Cross river

brain54:
This Hell Rufia jr…


Seems to be lacking some gray matter.

But he thinks he woke.

Fabs is not a public official. Has never held any public position. So you cannot question or mock him on this.

Joke is on you and your dad.

Bast**d son from a bigot father!

Quit running frm the truth.
Celebrities insukting government officials for going abroad for treatment, yet doing same

Mko123:
The one your village people invented

Yes na

Mko123:
How can I claim the owner of the pregnancy?


With all this science discoveries, Is there no means in which DNA can be transmitted via photoelectric effect?

Use DNA mail

Seagodess:
shut up

No u shut ur c u n t

Arise tv is a very useless tv station.
How can their anchor ( one elderly black man like that) come on air and be gossiping about like a hair dresser.

U tell the contestants for an election to mind how they talk, yet to go on to use insulting words to describe how dey talk.

Everytime i happen to be where that station is live, it's nothing but gossip and more gossip.

Very useless set of humans on that station

Good for arise tv.

Burner boy burnt them to sleep

WelcomeToBiafra:
Falz is not your corrupt Nigeria politicians and government.
Your elected representatives/presidents and house has been going to abroad medical check ups, tell us who to live by example?

Do you know Nigeria kills activists?

Fela was a political activist in music industry.

Mazi Nnamdi Kanu also a British political activist of Biafran freedom activist, who abducted him against his and his citizen's freedom?

Attack the message not the messenger.

Why didn't he do the surgery in Nigeria?

Let me tell u something, just as the government refuses to equip our hospitals, same thing for the citizens too.
Many of these artists have money to build hospitals but will rather build hotels and clubs.

Now defend him again

So he went abroad for the surgery.
What happened to Nigerian hospitals?

U see how both the government and citizens are complicit?

Kaiser20:
Just normal carwash, clearing, and forwarding shops they called him emoney, what if he own a manufacturing or production factory.

Then he will be called 'x- money'

TheDarkHorse:
Shebi dem don dey lock up as me take tell you since first half.. Forget!!! Na Normal football..
AC Milan dey sleep when the goals dey enter and dem come wake up, dem come lock shop..

Shebi match don dey finish like this .....
No G G .... No Over 2.5 .... Na bye bye ooh

Omo.
Shocker

They no want score o.
So this match go end under 2.5?

Imagine people wey don already cashout

TheDarkHorse:
We're all in for big surprises tonight..
One thing's for sure... D Cityzens ain't winning this title.. It's either Real Madrid does them a strong one next week or Inter finishes them off............ Watabombshell ... Watabombshell ...

I go for inter if real Madrid wins.
I go for city if city wins



Inter can beat real Madrid. Not sure they can beat city

If Inter had been playing like this 3 months ago, and osimhen wasn't in Napoli na inter for carry league.

TheDarkHorse:
Dis type of match, as dem score early two goals, dem go lock up if care isn't taken oo..

Lai Lai. 2 months ago inter was messing up. Even AC Milan.


Inter suddenly improved.

Ac Milan won't sit and look o.
Dem sef never lose any game in their last 6 outings

TheDarkHorse:

Aswear people wey carry am under 2.5 dey play. Body go tell them when goals reach 6.

Dem go dey owe their bet slips 4 goals

OneCandleAway:
But I heard Ghana people do this. When 2 black Ghanaians want a mixed race baby, they use a Caucasian dna into the mix to create fair skinned babies.

Read again.
Ur more than 1 candle away frm what the article says

Why wud u carry this game under 2.5?

Inter has not lost in their last 6 games.

They beat an increasingly strong Roma side 2:0
Beat Lazio 3:1
Beat Juventus 1:0
Beat empoki 3:0
And thrashed Hellas Verona 6:0



And u think they won't brutalize AC Milan?

Dey play

IfnobeGod20:
Medical trip in another man's country hamper progress. Please where did Biden travel to for medical check, was it Nigeria or Ghana or England or Spain? Why are you comparing the incomparable my brother. Are you even comparing the already working system with our try and error system? Please you people should put on thinking cap and think reasonably. It doesn't cost you anything to think well if you wish to do so.
Biden was away for 160 days in what country? Incomparable issue.
Meanwhile, in the 160 days he was in his country home and not in the hospital because report claimed he like staying at home. Here is the link below:
https://www.google.com/amp/s/www.newsweek.com/how-many-days-joe-biden-spent-away-white-house-1670318%3famp=1

I think it would be better if our president can also stay in their country home instead of jetting from one country to another.

But he's not the president yet. That's my point.

lexy2014:
That's not what I asked you.

How did Tinubu go to Europe for the benefit of the nation?

What benefit is Nigeria going to derive from that? Is Tinubu doing nigerians a favour?

He just recently came back from Europe. What exactly are the returns for nigerians from that trip?

How many of the things listed in the article need a trip to Europe to be accomplished?

Many things. He needs to partner with foreign minds and business partners.
He needs to seek better ways to improve on the agricultural sector.
Read the article again

IfnobeGod20:
The eyes that will last for the night, doesn't bleed early in the morning. Did people complained about the incompetence of Jonathan? Did people complained about the Ill health of Buhari? Did people complained about the ill health of Yar'adu? But the more people complained, the more some set of people buffed it and called those making case as enemies of the nation but time always proved those that think they are the lover of the nation wrong, as truly they are the enemies of the nation. People have been crying on top of their voices since last year but those that think, they are lovers of Nigeria are saying otherwise while the so called enemies of the nation are crying from the rooftops, like messiah cried from the wilderness to save the lost souls. Time the discerner of events will surely prove some people wrong and judge some faithful. We are there together. We must learn in the hard way.

So does medical trips prevent a leader frm working if the leader is ready to work?

Do u know how many days joe Biden has been away frm work since he entered power?

Infact it was 160 days away frm work in his first year.
Yet america didn't fall. U know why?

Cos things are in place. Competent people.
People ready to work. Even the president ensures things are going on.


U Shud blame buhari, Jonathan for incompetence, rather than foreign medical trips.

lexy2014:
That's not what I asked you.

How did Tinubu go to Europe for the benefit of the nation?

What benefit is Nigeria going to derive from that? Is Tinubu doing nigerians a favour?

He just recently came back from Europe. What exactly are the returns for nigerians from that trip?

How many of the things listed in the article need a trip to Europe to be accomplished?

Why Shud u benefit frm his trip? Why Shud his trip to Europe be of benefit to Nigerians?
Is he ur president?

On the other hand if he feels he needs to meet and partner with business minds, over there and fine tune his policies why not wait and see if it will be of benefit when he eventually starts work as president?


I gave u an example of how obi went to an African country, I think Egypt or Morocco to liase with a company that can help provide stable electricity,; isnt that one of the keypoints listed as reasons for the trip?

lexy2014:
How did Tinubu go to Europe for the benefit of the nation?

What benefit is Nigeria going to derive from that? Is Tinubu doing nigerians a favour?

He just recently came back from Europe. What exactly are the returns for nigerians from that trip?

How many of the things listed in the article need a trip to Europe to be accomplished?

Is tinubu ur president or president elect?

When peter obi went to a certain African country to look for ways to solve electricity why didn't u berate him?

Even sanwo olu, Lagos governor attended a leadership training program before he started work as governor.


Tinubu is not yet ur president.

Let him prepare, whichever way he deems best

IfnobeGod20:
You people doesn't want to learn but you guys will surely learn in a hard way. Since Buhari has been going for medical trip, how many of his picture has surfaced online? Can you tell me the hospital Buhari is using since traveling for medical check up? The good news about Buhari is that, he is not lying type, even when his aides say another thing, he will still find time to come out and say the truth, when he has the opportunity. But can the same thing be said of Tinubu. The last time, he said he was going to France and from there to Umrah. Did he go to Umrah? But he was in France for weeks, doing what? Nobody know till date.

U people think it's about going for medical trips.

Was it because of medical trips that he hasn't been able to solve the subsidy issue?
Is it because of medical trips he backed emefelie on the money redesign?

Is it because of medical trips we still cannot produce enof electricity?


If u elect a leader that has the wherewithal to make a change, u will see change.

So give him the chance to prove himself.


Jonathan that wasn't frequent on medical trips, was he able to persuade his ministers to finish the Niger bridge, provide electricity and fight insecurity?

Faiththatworks:
Hmmmmmmmmm.........
I don't understand what Asiwaju is going to do in Europe again o.
Which one's important things to note about Asiwaju's trip to Europe.
I read Fine-tuning his policies,must he go to Europe to fine tune policy ni,can't the policy be fine-tuned in Defence House Abuja or in Bourdillion........
Although I support Asiwaju 10000% but we must never be zombie followers,if Asiwaju needs to travel every now and then to see his doctors his aides must tell us Nigerians and stop with all this cock and bull stories.
Asiwaju already told us he's not in a weight lifting competition that needs him to use all his strength but Nigeria must never he held hostage by Asiwaju and his aide.
Asiwaju should break the Jinx and tell Nigerians what's really happening,I wonder why people feel it's bad for a leader to be ill.
Asiwaju we believe In you,we voted for you but please be transparent about what's wrong with you.
I will not be a zombie supporter,Nigeria will always be greater than any Individual.
God bless Nigeria. ..

Ur talking with both ssmides of the mouth.
U say u support tinubu.
U say if he is ill he Shud tell Nigerians.
But u go on to be biased bout his intentions.
If he says he want to to go to Europe for the benefit of the nation why not give him the benefit of doubt?
Ur talking as if Tinubu is lying.

U even said HE SHUD TELL NIGERIAS HE'S ILL.

If u know he is ill why not provide ur evidence?

Why not allow him tell the media that he's going for treatment before u crucify him?

Or u can at least wait, if journalists catch him in a hospital in Europe u can have all the right to be angry that he even lied.

Be fair I. Criticism

BigYash:
Were you there when it happened? If God opens your eyes to see some of these pastor en. You will repent .. E get one wen I know now.. He womanize like say tomorrow no dey.. He dresses like yahoo boy,with nice rides. His family no dey naija sef. He bleeps ladies in hotels,his car,and anywhere.. The one wen dey pain me pass ,be say his members so much blive in him.. Na few of these men of God really clean o.. Who no go ,can never know..

What u mean is many use the power or spirit of Divination.

chuksville:
This El Rufai always challenges Buhari on what to do. Remember the naira colorization issue few months ago where he said he will still continue to use the old naira despite the deadline, and that Buhari is a traitor.
Now it's subsidy removal.

Aswear, be like say El rufai no like nonsense or government wey no dey progress.
As much as I don't like the killings going on in Kaduna, I must say that El rufai really did well as minister in Abuja and even as governor he has performed well