₦airaland Forum

celeiyke:
Like ur daddy abi

I’ve forgotten ur daddy is a cretine

0ppa:
If you don't just like anything'bout Buhari, gather here.

Hatred will kill all of una wey no like anything about him

Acjohn:
Gaduje is a typical merciless, crafty, unforgiving Nigerian. Crooked like an Igbo man, cunning like a Yoruba man and sly like a Hausa man

Unforgiving in what sense, has the emir pleaded yet?

amaniro:
I don't like the guy.

He knows you? You’re nothing

Upton:
My guy said SARS cannot arrest him. He didn't know it was EFCC that was coming for him

Rubbish! He will be release today. It’s just for questioning

hammer6F:
Sultan is all of there fada...


Nobody dares the Sultan.

Indomie generation, go and research what happened in 1996 in sokoto

BuhariAdvocate:
The guy is a fool .

E dey pain you

TheFacelessMan:


I was almost killed on the elevator at The Radisson Blu hotel in Lagos back in 2001.

I was whistling "Temptation" by Psquare as i entered the elevator.

A baby elephant was in the lift - sorry, i meant a fat lady who must have weighed 190kg.

I stared uneasily at the weight limit - 700kg for 10 persons. She was occupying space for at least 4!

Just as the doors were about closing, i saw 3 hefty guys dashing to come in.

A chill ran up my spine looking at their hard faces and their dark black skin

My past had finally caught up with me. On behalf of the Nigerian Government, I had assassinated the Ghanaian Minister sabotaging the Abidjan- Lome Corridor in 1999

All 5 of us in the lift. Barely space to manoeuvre. The atmosphere was thick with tension.

I whispered in fat girl's ears "duck"

She looked back with a stupid dumbfounded expression on her face "huh?"

"DUCK" i repeated harshly.

A split second after i smashed the lights in the elevator.....

... and that was when the madness began!

Lie kill you there!!!
There was no raddinson blu in 2001

BeeBeeOoh:





What Rochas Okorocha meant was that he ran away from the devil and ended up with demon

Whereas devil is greater/wicked than demons

trytillmake:
and that makes Him what? the level china is; is Nigeria aspiring to be anywhere there yet?

He’s fake as China is also fake

celeiyke:
He is always super proactive on anything pro north

And you’re always proactive on anything failure and unnecessary castigating.

Mk93:
I can't vote either tinubu or El Rufia for president.
we should not expect anything from the presidency this four years because even those that enthroned him did it because of 2023

He’s not looking for your vote because you’re nothing

comshots:
Corruption will dilapidate those buses just like the brt buses fashola introduced.The corruption in Lagos and Nigeria is ridiculously high.

Shut up! Your own home is not in order, solve ur problem first. MUMU fc

The protest has been on before the VP got there and immediately they saw the VP all heads bowed because peace has arrived. And there was a solution.
Shine shine bobo

tesppidd:
Hehehehehehe

This is a stern warning.


But ahav seen so many conductors abuse them and push them around but go on to pacify them with one white.

Customer dada ni

Why telling him to sit on the floor? Must he sit on the floor before he can gain sympathy? Nigeria i hail thee

mysticalman:
Where dino wife

He’s an irresponsible wifeless man

Legal luminary, Femi Falana, lawyer, has mocked the position of the All Progressives Congress (APC) on the nationality of Atiku Abubakar, Nigeria’s former vice president.

He spoke at the weekend during a press freedom conference organized by the Premium Times Centre for Investigative Journalism (PTCIJ).

Atiku and the Peoples Democratic Party (PDP) are challenging Buhari’s re-election at the tribunal.

In April, the APC told the presidential Tribunal that Abubakar was a Cameroonian and not a Nigerian.

Against this backdrop, the ruling party insisted that the Wazirin Adamawa was not qualified to contest for the just concluded presidential election.

The former Vice President was born in Jada in 1946, in present day Adamawa state.

Reacting to the APC argument, Falana said it was an indictment on them for insisting Abubakar is originally from Cameroon.

According to him, the party had admitted that those who voted in his ward, including for President Muhammadu Buhari, are Cameroonians as well.

“If Atiku is now a Cameroonian, doesn’t that suggest that those who voted for President Buhari in his ward for the candidate are Cameroonian citizens too?” he asked.

The senior lawyer also decried the killings in various parts of the country, adding that they are signs of anarchy.

He said: “What the country is currently witnessing in terms of increasing violence, banditry and insurgency is a sign of anarchy.

“Since the 2019 elections have been concluded the duty imposed on the media is to ensure that political parties and elected officials are held accountable.

“All persons living in Nigeria including citizens by birth or naturalisation, dual citizens, foreigners, refugees and asylum seekers are entitled to adequate security and protection.”

Athena4:
Are you alright? NIGERIA has been chopped to the bone by the few.Money that should spread to YOU is being stolen by undeserving persons,yet here you are spewing stale shît such as" sifia pain" and u think ur smart?

This government is trying her best compared to the hyenas government PDP

ikennamadu1:
How much una get for SW.. Poverty stricken tadpoles

A cretine from the SE is talking. You’re still in sefia pain

Princedapace:
fools don carry tribalism enter the matter.. The same tribalism those political elites dey use loot the country..

which region is the winner in Nigeria na? which region? Is there any region in Nigeria that can compete with a single city in South Africa? I mean, ordinary south africa..

God will heal u bro.

You’re still in sefia pain. Sorry brother, by 2031 you may overcome it

ikennamadu1:
If you ever type this rubbish here again.. I go ban you for life here... Even if you change moniker I find out.. I go still ban you...

No be him talk say make una be looser for SE

CanineOfJackal:
Tinubu can never be president.

We don't want other countries giving Tinubu different toothpaste brands any time he visits them.


Say no to President with mouth odour / halitosis


Say no To cocaine sniffer


Say No to Tinubu

He’s far better than your forefathers

escodotman:
Why don't you tell people about the "past senates"?

Assignment for you

PrecisionFx:
Fashola obviously understands, What is he still doing there?

To mine your skull

escodotman:
Kudos to the 8th National Assembly, another good step coming from them. Despite the mud thrown at Saraki and Dogara by the likes of Tinubu and the blame pushing from the presidency, for refusing to be a lackey and stooge, the 8th National Assemby under the leadership of Senator Saraki and Honourable Dogara still remains one of the best, if not the best National Assemby in the history of Nigeria's democracy.

Indomie generation like you can’t know about past senates

socialmediaman:
TraderMoni is finished, what other scam is he selling?

Keep on wailing

PrecisionFx:
Any competent Nigerian who is qualified to save the situation should come in.

You don’t understand

Agbaletu:
This one na news?
Just wait and see what will happen. Una eyes go clear.

Are you having chest pain

PrecisionFx:
Then Fashola should step aside

Then ur own babalawo should come in