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Sex education is a shitty show

Sex education is a shitty show

Sex education is a shitty show

Sex education is a shitty show

Sex education is a shitty show

Don't say I didn't warn you

I mean, even the show's trailer warns you as it did me but I didn't listen

Please save yourselves MB and brain cells

tamdun:
I don't like that show, it's load of rubbish, imagine devil being the good guy?

As in ehn

They started rubishing it

Imagine slapping God himself and he says "ouch"

Took me a while to stop watching though

Odunayow:
Truest yarn. I only ask myself, what would it cost us to do something (Reforming NPF) that'd benefit us. There is a reward for sanity

I am all for reforming but it won't be as easy as it is

Sacking hardened criminals masquerading as policemen and releasing them into society would only increase the crime rate. Mind you, they have been trained to handle arms. They could turn on innocent citizens. Join bandintry, kidnappers or even ISWAp (if them get mind lol )

The truth is our NPF is a product of a corrupt country. Reforms in the NPF should occur simultaneously with societal reforms.

andrewbaba44:
Not expecting my team to win Bayern at first

We will qualify for the next round

At least we are not loosing to young boys of abule agba with an asun

With all the money spent on transfer by ManU

Then suppose ask solskjaer to kneel down, raise up hand

BTW, Andrewbaba44 my guy, how far na?

Barcelona2021:
our Osigoal is on goal drought again.


Lionel Messi kind of hype with Yaya Sanogo performance.

He may slowly but surely enter into my list of football carpenters



Darkelf is watching from the shadows

TheSuperNerd:
Did you say except for Ndidi and Osimhen?

Carpentry Performance, you say?

Look again....

▶️ Moffi taking the Lille Defence to the cleaners. Lille are the Reigning Ligue 1 Champions. That was a League-winning-defence Moffi messed up like he was messing up pieces of paper.

▶️David Okereke produced the goal of the weekend. A Wonder Goal. A beautiful solo effort worthy of views upon views.

▶️Ejuke Masterclass in Russia. Take time to watch the lad's latest display and tell me if you see any hint of Carpentry.

▶️Oghenekaro Etebo's 100% passing accuracy (32 passes) in an EPL game. Plus 100% long balls accuracy (4/4).

▶️Onuachu still bagging in Belgium....


You should have known that my report was coming. Always inevitable.

Lol.... you spoke too soon my good man.


But I understand you are just playing your role.... The Elf of Darkness.

Been a while O Dark fellow

The Naija player database himself.

Trust things are good on your end

how far bang average Naija footballers over the weekend

Seems like they had a carpentry performance as usual

Carpenters would always be carpenters

Except for Ndidi and Osimhen..

andrewbaba44:
Lol this my guy don start again

Lolll

Bro, long time, How are things?

Nigerian players are so inconsistent (apart fron Ndidi)

It seems like a curse I can't understand. They lack hunger and passion.

They are just happy to be in europe and be hailed in their respective villages

Roseey0:
Once you have 2 selfless individuals with same goal, easy loving and quick to forgive.

Case closed

People are really making sense on this thread oo

Kudos

Angelfrost:
It's mostly foundational and grace from the true source (God).

1. Ensure you marry your close friend, not just someone you are physically attracted to (Of course, Physical attraction must be there without question).

2. There must be mutual love and respect (I can't stress the latter enough, cos some people actually believe Love is enough).

3. Put that man/woman first (After God, he or she must come next even before kids and extended family).

4. Discipline yourself for your partner and marriage sake (This discipline must be learned before marriage)

5. Finally, keep your marriage away from third parties (friends, Siblings, parents, Social media, etc). Issues that can't be sorted out between you two should be taken to God in prayers, or elders in your families or church.

Nice advice bro

And very practical too

hedonido:
I don't have a 'marriage' o. But I know what works. Don't ask me how.

1. Do your part as a man. Hustle. Be productive. Have some decent income. At all costs. You don't need to be Obi Cubana. Just get paid and do the needful.

2. Only be with an old school minded girl. Flee from the 'woke', psychologically damaged, 'I too open eye' girls who are the majority on social media especially.

3. Assert your authority from Day 1. Be the bad one, let the girl be the good one.

4. Make God help you.

This is some real advice folks

ignore at your peril

There is one nonsense Nigerian film on Netflix that I want y'all to avoid

Shadow parties is the name..

PLease avoid it. It is real crap. You'll be depressed for weeks after you see it

Thanks

clickbai is 7/10 or me

DieRich5:
Kubo_and_the_Two_Strings(2016) 4/10
The cartoon is just dere and I didn't feel it at all

The Protégé (2021) 4/10
The storyline is shit, the only reason I rate it 4 was because of my baby girl nd Samuel Jackson

Vacation_Friends_(2021) 4½/10
John cena is doing ok but I didn't like his role.

Dem just make movie tire me dis year, I nor Dy watch any female lead movie dis year again jor

Abeg, what's your take on snake eyes

I am torn as to wether to watch it

So cyrax and sector will defeat scorpion in hand to hand combat?

What kind of dirty joke is that? Are this creators for real?

Make I dey watch dey go

Mortal Kombat Legends: Battle of the Realms

Make una support una own too

No be everytime US, US, US

Even if na ru bish, watch am like that



https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gA9KVMLOmlk&t=778s

JackWolfskin:
Vigilante de guard police station.

DubaiLandLord:
The bandits that are caught are begging for mercy

They look like they came from the same womb

Oasis001:


These Bandits are mostly residing in the deep forest, thus what a Wanderer doing in the Forest? Hunting? If a Wanderer could mistakenly find himself at Bandits' Camp, then he definitely knows them and possibly dealing with them..... its never a Mistake.

If Gumi is found at Bandits' Camp, he should be sent to heaven along with the Bandits.

Exactly

NOthing more to add again

Except he or she is a victim of kidnapping

bukhety:
Thank u. I agree with u. I've had an experience too. So I'm not taking it too serious. But I have to try. Though he said he doesn't know anywhere they are currently recruiting. At least let me just ty, who knows..

Goes oh my sister. No harm in trying.
.

God can use any means to favour you

Curtisaxel10:
How market?

Market was bad today Jare

ugo4u:
Bandits dey collect better roasting in Kaduna, the continuous onslaught and pounding from air and land has taken the bandits/terrorists by surprise. That attack on the NDA really bruised the ego of not only the military but the entire country, I just pray the tempo is sustained till they annihilate those beasts. Even those ones captured alive should be secretly executed after their organs(kidney, liver etc) must have been harvested and donated to people in need of it(injured servicemen).
Infact their corpses(Bandits) should be used as protein supplements for the K-9s in all military formations, any one calling for amnesty for these idiots should also be given the bread of affliction.

Hi bro

Sent you a DM

We get small talk abeg

ugo4u:
Bandits dey collect better roasting in Kaduna, the continuous onslaught and pounding from air and land has taken the bandits/terrorists by surprise. That attack on the NDA really bruised the ego of not only the military but the entire country, I just pray the tempo is sustained till they annihilate those beasts. Even those ones captured alive should be secretly executed after their organs(kidney, liver etc) must have been harvested and donated to people in need of it(injured servicemen).
Infact their corpses(Bandits) should be used as protein supplements for the K-9s in all military formations, any one calling for amnesty for these idiots should also be given the bread of affliction.

Nice idea

I support this 100%

Olulong:
Lmao


You go wait tire

As in ehn

Naija cut my trolling ticket

Chai

AndSunGorilla:
What shall it profit a man to wish his team to underachieve in a game?

I don't support a team made up of 70% carpenters.

Unless they are going well..

Besides, such display of carpentry and woodwork artistry and such mastery of automobile mechanics should be rewarded with trolling don't you think.

I can see the faculty of handiwork studies employing many of our players in future

bukhety:
Pls I need help. Someone wants to help with a letter of recommendation. I need help with organizations that are currently recruiting. Thank u

Not to burst your bubbles but those letters of recommendation don't work.

If the person really wants to help, he/she either calls the recruiting agency or takes you there himself/herself.

The probability that a letter of recommendation works is 10%.

However, I wish you all the best. God can favour you. I'm just speaking from a natural standpoint

Waiting for us yo draw so that I can troll some of our overhyped players with glee

Gee I can't wait

dondave61:
And some persons won't let me rest with their talk of Go and marry! Go and marry! This country weak person o

Abegi no mind them. No be by force to marry

Thus one wey economy don turn many naija girls to runs babes

Money heist is cowshit to me

I can't understand the hype it is getting

I can't even get past Episode 3 of season 1

Total nonsense!!!! and a waste of data