Abeg, who get this Dino phone number?

ABEngine:


Too easy man... if found culpable I hope they are sent over to me with morphin kits to last a year or two.

I can be really creative.

Choi!I don dey fear you o

ElsonMorali:


I get baseball bats wey full house here. Just branch my place make we go dia together.

To beat someone dey hungry me today.

Correct!

Abeg ,please call me when you are going,I will join you and beat them,especially that your cousin wey sense dey pain.

Abeg na the drink him dey show abi na the watch?

nmanma1:
d baby is too fat , truth b told.

I'm guessing that baby is on baby-friendly, my son was that big when he was a baby, today he is so skinny,make una free the baby abeg.

This mata never taya una sef?
Hian!

This man no dey romantic at all,see as face strong.

Jabioro:
I am no longer privy to that my email you sent message to.. jabioro.. send to Jaabioro@hotmail.co.uk.

sent you a mail but it isn't delivering

Hmmmm, so many touching stories, it is such a pity depression is treated with kids gloves in our society, so many people roam the street with huge burdens in their hearts, no one to talk to or confide in.
The pain grows daily and becomes unbearable, ultimately, they succumb to that crazy thought,

'Just end it! Just end it and be free'

I have been there, but I thank God I am free today.
There was a point in my life,all I did was cry,cry and cry, thoughts of death plagued me but I kept telling myself I WILL NOT DIE!

My kids suffered, I was so angry with them,especially my first son,I beat him mercilessly,I hated him,everytime I hit him, I felt so bad,then one day,he wrote me a letter saying everybody hates him especially his mom(me),my heart broke to pieces and I hated myself,it was then I decided I won't live like that anymore.
The thought of my kids drove me on,gave me the zeal to fight and become a better person,I fought and I conquered, it wasn't easy but God gave me victory.

I was even asked to take antidepressants but I refused,choosing instead to fight it,I told myself I needed to stay alive for my kids,if not for anything, to show my son that I loved him dearly, somehow I found an outlet,writing!

Whenever I write I feel relieved,that was how the healing process began,today my sons and I are best of friends.

I remember the day I apologised to my sons for treating them badly,my first son looked me in the eyes and said
"Mommy Irene,I know you were angry that time,you are the best mom in the world"

For as long as I live, I will NEVER forget those words, they are my driving force,I strive to continually be the best mom in the world.

To all those suffering from depression, hang in there,never ever take your life,see a doctor, talk to a friend,fight,never give up,life is truly beautiful.
You will overcome

And to the family of the depressed,all they need is your love and support.

Peace

sirOrubebe:
Street! Life is about to change mami and papi. Keep praying for your boy.

Amen!

Ha! Tonto don mature finish o!

What rubbish!

Sochimaobim:
I can imagine the shock... I can relate to that.

I love your name/moniker.

Abegi,na who no get stinking 'book of sins'?

Dis one well so?
And na person pikin o

Very dirty thing

Guyman02:
My daughter is about 7 seven years old, she still sucks her thumbs which has not prevented her from being the best in her class since her nursery school days.
I detest the act myself but have to learn to live with it after all efforts to stop her from infancy failed through covering her hands with socks and gloves, at the age of 3 months she started pulling out the socks herself (very frustrating indeed but I also marveled at her ability to do that at that age ) now she has learnt not to suck when she is in the school or outside, but the moment she enters the confines of the house she enjoys herself with it.

Can I meet your daughter? I love her already.

My heart just broke

Shey na MMM kill am?

Rubbish!



I saw this same story on facebook and MMM wasn't mentioned,by the way dem no dey force anybody do MMM.

Why him no turn am to food? Nonsense!

Which kind nonsense proposal be that? I will say no, him dey find person wey him go give heart attack, na him go first get am!
Oshi radarada!

Orikinla:
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[size=20pt]Why are they afraid to go after grown up women?.[/size]. .

Hian! You want make person cari high heel break their head?

Oba ghator kpere, iseeeeee

oxygen004:
You for even add am ginger

Wicked!

Richy4:


Really, I was thinking I was the Methuselah here

Lol, naaaah,I might even be older than you

Richy4:



Yes I am..... Infact the oldest here on Nairaland 3+4 if you know what I mean

I don't think you are the oldest,I've met a nairalander who is knocking at sixty

Synzu:


Around the same period she starting tripple timing.



Why do you ask?

I just want to understand your point,I.e your first comment.

So did who cheated first?

Synzu:


Yes. On the same girl.

Before or after she cheated?

Synzu:
The first and only chic whom I caught cheating on me got kicked out of my house right after I landed her a resounding slap for touching me when I asked her to keep her distance!


Cheating? That's one thing I will never forgive.

Furking hoes wanna eat their cake and still have it.

Have you ever cheated? Be honest please.