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Health › Re: "Stop Putting Cotton Buds Into Your Ears. Your Ear Cleans Itself" - Doctor Warns by BLUEJAYY: 2:27pm On Apr 04, 2019

freemanbubble:
The sweet feelings that comes along side cleaning your ears with cotton bud or any other objects is second to non.
It is same sweet feelings ladies get when a dickkk is inserted into their vagina
In this case the dick is cotton bud and the vagina is the ear.
When you insert a cotton bud into the ear you are giving the ear that sweet tickling sensation. Same when dickkk is inserted into pussyyy. It gives pussyyy that sweet tickling sensation
That is why When a woman is fund of you. They never stop coming to you for sex because they can not do away with that sweet feeling .

Cool. I've always wondered how sex felt for women. I like this analogy.

Romance › Re: Crazy Liberian Girl Wants to Trap me with Pregnancy by BLUEJAYY: 11:32am On Apr 04, 2019

MissRaine69:
Come on brother like seriously? There are mistakes and then there is this!
So it has not occurred to you to just change the locks?
This is beyond stupid.
No sympathy for you here, how idiotic can a man get all because of vagina?
You walked into this one with your eyes open. How do you know she did not have a termination or was pregnant already and was looking ( for an idiot to pin it on her) and found one

IF and I mean IF there is a baby DNA via court order and then just pray you ain’t the daddy!

Even if he's not the Dad, he's got responsibility to pay child support still. Depends on his jurisdiction though.

Romance › Re: Crazy Liberian Girl Wants to Trap me with Pregnancy by BLUEJAYY: 11:21am On Apr 04, 2019

iragbmite:
Yes, I no dey Naija. Thank God!

It was cold outside

Go on and post this on Reddit. You'll get helpful responses on there presuming you're in the US?

Romance › Re: Iceberg Twice The Size Of New York City About To Break Off, NASA Warns by BLUEJAYY: 10:52am On Apr 04, 2019*

I guess the implication of this is an increase in oceanic volume which might lead to overflow and flooding in coastal cities.

Any expert here to tell us more?

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Romance › Re: Abeg Stop Stealing My Blogs. by BLUEJAYY: 10:48am On Apr 04, 2019

ThothHermes:
Am I the only one that thinks this MissRaine girl is slightly mad
Just slightly.

I mean, of all the people that dude mentioned, she's the one taking it up close and personal.

Except maybe she's having a field day, trolling. grin

Romance › Re: South African Lady Causes A Stir On Twitter As She Puts Her Massive Backside by BLUEJAYY: 10:33am On Apr 04, 2019

lilianofentse:
ok sir.

Don't pay any attention to what that guy says. He's part of the problem.

You're Nigerian. Nobody should make you feel lesser.

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Romance › Re: What Will Happen If Your Crush Shows Up In This Situation? (pics). by BLUEJAYY: 1:56am On Apr 04, 2019

miracle956:
u can't multitask it

Not multitasking at all. I'm actually not doing the fvcking. Google the 'reverse cowgirl position' please.

Romance › Re: What Will Happen If Your Crush Shows Up In This Situation? (pics). by BLUEJAYY: 9:33pm On Apr 03, 2019*

Who says I can't have both?

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European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Wolverhampton Wanderers Vs Manchester United (2 - 1) On 2nd April 2019 by BLUEJAYY: 7:33pm On Apr 02, 2019

I just realized the European time has reverted back to GMT. Would've missed the first half completely.

Travel › Re: About our trip to the Lekki Conservation Center, Lekki. by BLUEJAYY: 11:38am On Apr 02, 2019

Divay22:
Yeah, i know. I just want beautiful memories.. YOLO (you only live once and if you live well that once is enough)
Thanks

Sure. You're welcome.

Travel › Re: About our trip to the Lekki Conservation Center, Lekki. by BLUEJAYY: 11:23am On Apr 02, 2019

Divay22:
I wonder when I'll have time in this my life to do something like this.
God help me.. Thanks OP for sharing with us.

See me and that canopy walk issa no no

When you chase money, you should also make out time to relax and enjoy it so that if you are gone today, at least you gave yourself a treat to the good life, not just the suffering and hustling which is meaningless if you can't even enjoy it.

Work hard, play hard. YOLO.

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Romance › Re: Did You Meet Your Current Girlfriend As A Virgin? by BLUEJAYY: 12:09pm On Mar 31, 2019*

Moboj:
Old man why didn't you also leave the virgin alone
Why carry it on your head as babara to seeing to disvirgining her
Are you hearing yourself at all,so there are pressing issues and you were soo concerned on knacking a tight hole,more grease to your elbow Sire

After all the hardships this life brings, I find comfort in a woman's crotch. That's where I derive happiness and peace. So get a grip my man.

FYI, that was a fiction you're getting all emotional about. grin

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Romance › Re: Did You Meet Your Current Girlfriend As A Virgin? by BLUEJAYY: 11:59am On Mar 31, 2019

Uptown7:
lol...such a pervert

Yeah, you too.

Romance › Re: Did You Meet Your Current Girlfriend As A Virgin? by BLUEJAYY: 10:47pm On Mar 30, 2019

Moboj:
Hian
See Grandpa o
Se because I'm doing civilized
Biko swerve
Your kind comes to trash the lady folks
You posted a bullshiting story you find no wrong in and still justifying your nonsense act
Biko leg walk to one corner

Maybe when you grow up, you'd realize virginity doesn't add any dime to your pocket nor help sick and dying children, nor provide jobs to the unemployed, nor stop tribalism and violence, nor put food on your table.

For fvcks sake what a woman does with her genitals shouldn't be your problem.

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Romance › Re: Grab A Condom If A Lady Does Any Of These Things – Twitter User by BLUEJAYY: 10:43pm On Mar 30, 2019

Still, grab a condom if she doesn't do all these.

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Romance › Re: Did You Meet Your Current Girlfriend As A Virgin? by BLUEJAYY: 10:39pm On Mar 30, 2019

Moboj:
Why not deal with your pressing issues and leave a female to her choice of keeping her virginity instead of trying to be "Knight in shining armour "

You are getting emotional and judgemental over a trivial issue as virginity. Young people in this country prioritize irrelevant things a lot. It's such a shame.

Romance › Re: Did You Meet Your Current Girlfriend As A Virgin? by BLUEJAYY: 10:33pm On Mar 30, 2019

Moboj:
So why do we keep ruling out the possibility positive things still exist when we actually helped in their extinction and the next thing is shaming either the male or the female
We're our own problems

I'm liberal when it comes to these things. I don't consider what people do with their genitals a serious issue. I don't really care tbh.

There are far more pressing issues to deal with in our society.

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Romance › Re: Did You Meet Your Current Girlfriend As A Virgin? by BLUEJAYY: 10:24pm On Mar 30, 2019

Moboj:
Out of her own will,that's mean

Not mean. Sometimes we need people to help put us in the pleasurable way even if we may not realize that.

Romance › Re: Did You Meet Your Current Girlfriend As A Virgin? by BLUEJAYY: 10:21pm On Mar 30, 2019

Moboj:
Pray that hopefully less of your kind are brought into this world

Romance › Re: Did You Meet Your Current Girlfriend As A Virgin? by BLUEJAYY: 10:19pm On Mar 30, 2019

Moboj:
Pray that hopefully less of your kind are brought into this world

I'm not the devil my man. Just wanted to make a girl feel like the woman she is, and she was grateful for that.

Romance › Re: Did You Meet Your Current Girlfriend As A Virgin? by BLUEJAYY: 10:05pm On Mar 30, 2019

Moboj:
Can you go back to read your story?
You deceitfully allowed her loose her virginity,something she was willing to keep and you can open that up here,calling it "reverse psychology"

So what exactly are you going to do about that uh?

Romance › Re: Did You Meet Your Current Girlfriend As A Virgin? by BLUEJAYY: 9:58pm On Mar 30, 2019

Moboj:
Are you happy now?

Thankfully, I'm always happy.

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Romance › Re: HELP ! My P*nties Do give Me Orgasm When Walking by BLUEJAYY: 9:50pm On Mar 30, 2019

Adaibeku:
omg u ar bad!

You wanna be bad with me? together we can make a flirty, dirty, sensual couple. tongue

We can get dirty under the sheets for hours non-stop, for as LONG and as DEEP as we want. tongue

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Romance › Re: HELP ! My P*nties Do give Me Orgasm When Walking by BLUEJAYY: 2:12pm On Mar 30, 2019

Adaibeku:
GET BeHind me .... Am married!
As If You ,Can last a Minute Lolz��

A married woman can still have fun, secretly.

I can't last a minute, not at all. That's because I only last for hours. tongue

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Romance › Re: HELP ! My P*nties Do give Me Orgasm When Walking by BLUEJAYY: 12:39pm On Mar 30, 2019

TANID:
It's Make Man C*M Quickly

Bad guy. Especially those sweet loud ringtones.

Romance › Re: HELP ! My P*nties Do give Me Orgasm When Walking by BLUEJAYY: 12:26pm On Mar 30, 2019

husbandsnatcha:
Ouch###

Seems you like to moan a lot. I love women who moan melodiously. Turns me on real bad. grin

Romance › Re: HELP ! My P*nties Do give Me Orgasm When Walking by BLUEJAYY: 12:17pm On Mar 30, 2019

husbandsnatcha:
inmessage or massage

I crave 4 a massage already

It's really cold this morning where I am. Wish you were here I'd have given you some warm oily wet massage. grin

Romance › Re: HELP ! My P*nties Do give Me Orgasm When Walking by BLUEJAYY: 12:15pm On Mar 30, 2019

Adaibeku:
KWARUPTIN ME LIL BY LIL

Ohhhh baby, you like it dirty?

Do you need me to work on your little innocent mind and make you wet with imaginations? grin

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Romance › Re: HELP ! My P*nties Do give Me Orgasm When Walking by BLUEJAYY: 12:12pm On Mar 30, 2019

TANID:
Ok Thanks Are They From This Country Or All Over The World

They are women from your city bro. Just get the app, it'll show you the girls around you. Chat them up, hook up and enjoy yourself. Life is too short my man. grin

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Romance › Re: HELP ! My P*nties Do give Me Orgasm When Walking by BLUEJAYY: 12:04pm On Mar 30, 2019

Adaibeku:

You got it my lady.

No dulling.

Romance › Re: HELP ! My P*nties Do give Me Orgasm When Walking by BLUEJAYY: 12:02pm On Mar 30, 2019

TANID:
No No No Bro Life Is Not Good O o o
Maybe Na For Ya Side Life Take Good But 4 Here "NO"
Seriously I Need Someone In My Life I'm All Alone Bro

Mehn nothing sweet pass to take woman warm body in this rainy cold morning for my side like this. grin

At least for now, life make sense.

Go to play store and download this app 'inmessage' You'll meet a lot of young beautiful women there for a price.

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Romance › Re: HELP ! My P*nties Do give Me Orgasm When Walking by BLUEJAYY: 11:52am On Mar 30, 2019

TANID:
Chai Funke!!!
Give Me Her Contact Lol

She's still in my bed this cold chilly morning.

Life is good bro. grin

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